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Tyo
06-15-2004, 02:06 AM
[19:04] <Tyo> Aight.
[19:04] <Hedron> WWWHEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[19:05] <Tyo> Where to begin the ITB or the other one
[19:05] <Tyo> FAUST!!!
[19:05] <Azmodion> who gives a shit, they are both gonna suck boot anyway
[19:05] <Nurgling> What does Wheeeeeeeee!!!!! mean?
[19:05] <Tyo> APPROACH THE THRONE AND KNEEL BEFORE YOUR GODS YOU ITB WUSS
[19:05] <Hedron> it's too deep for you, nurg
[19:05] <Faust> <STEPS TO THE CENTER>
[19:05] <Nurgling> Ah
[19:05] <PLAYER-PS> He's aking a piss
[19:05] <Azmodion> no aking a piss in the hell hole fucker! ;p
[19:05] <Hedron> KNEEL AND PREPARE TO PROVE YOUR GODHOOD, FAUST!
[19:05] <Nurgling> Kneel and bob!
[19:05] <Tyo> KNEEL BEFORE YOUR GODS AND TELL US WHY WE SHOULD CONSIDER YOUR APPLICATION
[19:06] <Azmodion> KNEEL WUSS!
[19:06] <Rann> KNEEEEEEL
[19:06] <Hedron> KNEEL AND PREPARE TO DELIVER!
[19:06] <Tyo> WHAT ARE YOU? A FUCKING MUTE?
[19:06] <Faust> I'M THINKIN' "FUCK THAT"
[19:06] <Rann> Who cares what your thinking
[19:06] <Nurgling> Kneel cum sponge square pants!
[19:06] <Azmodion> That's your first mistake
[19:06] <Zarathos> I think one of you has to unzip first, he is used to that
[19:06] <Hedron> DID ANYONE ASK THE PUKE WHAT HE'S THINKING?
[19:06] <ToolioTheTool> You don't think, fucking KNEEL
[19:06] <Faust> PASS.
[19:06] <Hedron> Hedron's Official Translation: I don't kneel for less than 20 bucks, you shit heel
[19:06] <Faust> KNEELING'S BAD, M'KAY?
[19:07] <Azmodion> WTF?
[19:07] <Tyo> WHAT?!?
[19:07] <Zarathos> ........
[19:07] <Azmodion> boot this daisy picker
[19:07] * Rann votes no
[19:07] <Hedron> Hmm... not off to a good start
[19:07] <Nurgling> lol
[19:07] <Tyo> KNEEL BEFORE YOUR GODS OR GET THE FUCK OUT!
[19:07] <Hedron> No kneeling
[19:07] <ToolioTheTool> lol
[19:07] <Hedron> he's clearly too insecure
[19:07] <Tyo> No fucking kidding
[19:07] <Rann> Whos recruit is this
[19:07] <Hedron> (makes tick mark in the "pussy" column)
[19:07] <Faust> THANKS. PASS.
[19:07] <Hedron> Thanks?
[19:07] <Hedron> Thanks?!
[19:07] <Azmodion> LMFAO!
[19:07] <Hedron> Fuckin' a
[19:08] <Faust> YEAH FUCKING THANKS.
[19:08] <Faust> I'LL PASS ON KNEELING.
[19:08] <Rann> atleast hes got the caps right
[19:08] <Azmodion> LOL
[19:08] <Tyo> YOU'RE ABOUT TO PASS ON THE WHOLE GODDAMN THING! KNEEL WUSS!
[19:08] * Faust was kicked by Hedron (Did you pass on the auto-reconnect?)
[19:08] <Hedron> yes
[19:08] <Hedron> he did
[19:08] <Rann> lol
[19:08] <Hedron> lol
[19:08] <Zarathos> hahaha
[19:08] <ToolioTheTool> lol
[19:08] <Hedron> HAHAHAHAHAHA
[19:08] <Azmodion> NEXT!
[19:08] <Tyo> ZARATHOS!
[19:09] <Tyo> APPROACH THE THRONE OF YOUR GODS AND KNEEL
[19:09] <Azmodion> Step the fuck up Zarbitch
[19:09] * Faust has joined #kaaos
[19:09] <Hedron> WWHEEEE!!!
[19:09] <Faust> MISS ME?
[19:09] <Zarathos> HA! I stand before you in rivers of blood, NONE of YOU ARE WORTHY enough to bathe in the blood of my fallen so NO I SHALL NOT KNEEL!
[19:09] <Hedron> He DID pass on the auto-reconnect
[19:09] <KalMirage> HARK I SHALL NOT KNEEL!
[19:09] <Hedron> ok
[19:09] <KalMirage> FOR SOOTH
[19:09] <Azmodion> Hark!
[19:09] <Hedron> that's an acceptable answer. Somebody cut his legs out from under him.
[19:09] <Ritualist> SALLY THE FUCK FORTH
[19:09] <Rann> Tally Ho
[19:09] <Nurgling> Is Zar reading from a childrens book? Someone coached this motherfucker.
[19:09] <Faust> <STANDS QUIETLY>
[19:09] <Tyo> CONTINUE ZARATHOS
[19:10] * Hedron slashes his legs out and watches zarathos fall on his stumps
[19:10] <Hedron> That's close enough to a kneel
[19:10] <Zarathos> ONLY CHILD BOOK I READ WAS PUT TOGETHER WITH THE FLAYED FLESH OF MY FALLEN AND WRITTEN IN THE BLOOD OF THE DEAD !!
[19:10] <Azmodion> Spew some mother fucking evil you worthless sack of shit
[19:10] <Zarathos> you WANT SOME FUCKING EVIL TO AMUSE YOU?
[19:10] * Rann Takes Zarathos' legs and shoves one in Zar's ass and one fausts ass. Save me having to clean my own boots later
[19:10] <Nurgling> COUGH*SCRIPT...PRE WRITEN SCRIPT*COUGH
[19:10] <Hedron> Hedron's Official Translation: I fucking ran out of ink.... again... and my dog ate my homework. It was the flayed flesh.
[19:10] <ToolioTheTool> or the fallen
[19:11] <Hedron> YES WE WANT SOME FUCKING EVIL!
[19:11] <Zarathos> OU FOOLS WANT ME TO AMUSE YOU, BAH!! I'll I'll TEAR YOUR STOMACHES WIDE AND WRENCH YOUR PITIFUL GUTS OUT OF THE GAPPING WOUND IN YOUR BELLY JUST SO I HAVE THE PLEASURE OF WATCHING YOUR EYES BULGE AND BURST FROM YOUR BLOODY SOCKETS AS I SQUEEZE YOUR INTESTINES AROUND YOUR NECK! AND JUST SO YOU LIL FUCKTARD WASTES OF SPERM KNOW WHAT REAL GODHOOD FEELS LIKE, I'LL SKULL FUCK YOU UNTILL YOU FELL MY "GODHOOD" RELEASE ITSELF ALL OVER YOUR ROTTE
[19:11] <Hedron> TO AMUSE US
[19:11] <Azmodion> WTF, I'm not reading all that ;p
[19:11] <Rann> paste was cut off!
[19:11] <Rann> pwned
[19:11] <XENONIX> lol
[19:11] <Nurgling> I've heard this evil before, he's cut and pasting from other Hell Hole logs.
[19:11] <Hedron> Hedron's Official Translation: (fuck fuck fuck, my copy and paste was a little too big)
[19:11] <_Onyx> rofl
[19:11] <Tyo> LMFAO!
[19:11] <Ritualist> my adhd prohibits me from reading all of that
[19:11] <Hedron> Hedron's Official Translation: (quickly searching for the place to start copying again)
[19:11] <SS|Afk> hah
[19:11] <Azmodion> shove that ctrl-v command up your ass ;p
[19:12] <Rellik> BTW Whos is this wuss and why do i care?
[19:12] <Hedron> Rellik, he's the applicant for azmo's foot stool
[19:12] <Rann> Damn, its rellik, thought you were dead
[19:12] <Nurgling> lol
[19:12] <Azmodion> Yes, I need a new foot stool ;p
[19:12] <Rellik> Ahhh....hes been looking for one of those
[19:12] <Azmodion> That all you got Zar?
[19:12] <Azmodion> WTF you stopping for?
[19:12] <Rellik> Bored....yes.....dead....not yet
[19:12] <Tyo> Christ Zarathos, if you are going to cut and paste do it faster
[19:12] <Rann> STOP READING THIS SHIT
[19:13] <Rann> SPEW MOTHERFUCKER
[19:13] <Azmodion> cut and paste faster gimp
[19:13] <Nurgling> He broke the V on his keyboard.
[19:13] <Hedron> Hedron's Official Translation: (fuck fuck fuck that copy and paste was so big it crashed my computer)
[19:13] <Rann> lol
[19:13] <Azmodion> LMFAO
[19:13] <Rellik> lol
[19:13] <_Onyx> Bah he called on the cut/paste thing, now he's scared;p
[19:13] <Zarathos> Alright you GD LIL CUNT AZMO , ill tie you to a chair with a dozen 10 inch ruber cocks, drive you to a WYMCA during a feminist rally strap a sight that says "THIS ISN"T THE KITCHEN BITCHES, I'M HUNGRY" on your chest and watch them BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH THEIR NEW COCKS.... ALL THE WHILE ILL FUCK YOUR WOMEN UP AGAINST THE WINDOW, HELL ILL EVEN WAVE TO YOU AS YOUR BITCH SCREAMS MY NAME WHILE YOUR FACE IS BEING VIOLATED BY ALL THAT RUBER!!!
[19:13] <Hedron> Hedron's Official Translation: WAIT! Here it is! This is where my copy left off!
[19:13] <Rann> lol
[19:13] <Rann> wheeeee
[19:13] <Ritualist> what's ruber
[19:13] <Hedron> LMFAO!
[19:14] <Hedron> I actually read that one!
[19:14] <Hedron> HAHAHAA
[19:14] <_Onyx> ROFL
[19:14] <Hedron> that was funny
[19:14] <Azmodion> lol
[19:14] <Tyo> WHEEE! AZMO BEATEN BY RAPID FEMINISTS! NOW THAT IS MISERY!
[19:14] <Hedron> HAHAHAHA!
[19:14] <Zarathos> ITS WHAT YOU FIND IN YOUR ASS DAILY, WHEN YOU FART OUT YOUR BOYFRIENDS FUCKING CUM STAINED CONDOM RIT
[19:14] <Rellik> Azmo has a women?
[19:14] <KalMirage> This is bullshit.
[19:14] <KalMirage> We all know...
[19:14] <Azmodion> Who's been talking, he knows it's women and not woman ;p
[19:14] <KalMirage> It takes more than a dozen 10 inch cocks to keep Azmo down
[19:14] <Rann> lol
[19:14] <Azmodion> LOL
[19:14] <Rann> it only takes one real one though kal
[19:14] <Tyo> heh!
[19:14] <Hedron> lol
[19:14] <Zarathos> YA it takes one goat cock
[19:14] <Hedron> ZARATHOS
[19:14] <XENONIX> haha
[19:14] <Hedron> WHY ARE YOU HERE?
[19:15] <Nurgling> To cut and paste evil
[19:15] <Azmodion> LMFAO
[19:15] <Tyo> lmao
[19:15] <SS|Afk> hah
[19:15] <Hedron> I MEAN BESIDES THAT
[19:15] <Azmodion> ahahahahaha
[19:15] <Hedron> lol
[19:15] <Nurgling> To make fun of Azmo and "ruber" cocks
[19:16] <Hedron> holy shit... zarathos has possessed nurgling
[19:16] <Azmodion> there's nothing funny about rubber cocks ;p
[19:16] <Nurgling> Not with cut and paste evil he didnt
[19:16] <Azmodion> that's some serious shit ;p
[19:16] <Hedron> LOL!
[19:16] <Zarathos> Im here to see if you pansy waste mother fuckers can see a true god amoungst your fuckin kind
[19:16] * Rann is now known as NW_SNOWIE
[19:16] <PLAYER-PS> That's good work spelling errors in the cut in paste adds that just made up feeling
[19:16] <NW_SNOWIE> Nurlging, "ruber" is a TOS violation, please see keyword: TOS.
[19:16] <Azmodion> Caps wuss
[19:16] * Rellik Newbie
[19:16] <Hedron> That actually wouldn't be a bad answer, if we were the girl scouts
[19:16] <Hedron> And once we kick Azmo out, we definitely won't be the girl scouts anymore
[19:17] * NW_SNOWIE is now known as Rann
[19:17] * Nurgling Boing
[19:17] <PLAYER-PS> Where will we get our cookies?
[19:17] <Azmodion> scathing ;p
[19:17] <Rann> congratultions on bringing yet another Hell Hole to a grinding halt Zar
[19:17] <Hedron> lol
[19:17] * Nurgling Boing
[19:17] <Azmodion> I'm the only one keeping you keebler elf fucks in check these days
[19:17] <Tyo> -----------------------==== VOTE ====-----------------------------------------
[19:17] * Rellik GodKills
[19:17] <Rann> VOte on what?
[19:17] <Azmodion> BOOOOOOOOOT
[19:17] <Hedron> JUST FUCKING VOTE ON THE PISSANT
[19:17] <Nurgling> All I have to say is.....
[19:17] <Rann> holy shit
[19:17] * Nurgling FuckU
[19:18] * Rellik Yer Dead
[19:18] <Azmodion> I r vote BOOOOOOOOOT
[19:18] <Hedron> SHUT HIM UP ALREADY, BEFORE HE CUTS AND PASTES SOME OF THAT GAY PORN HE'S READING
[19:18] <ToolioTheTool> ruber cock no
[19:18] * Hedron VOTES NO.
[19:18] * Rann Votes yes on Zar because he kills lots
[19:18] <KalMirage> We voting on Azmo or Zarathos?
[19:18] <Azmodion> Rann yuo fucking pussy, you always vote yes
[19:18] <Hedron> Kal, azmo
[19:18] <Hedron> then zara
[19:18] <Azmodion> Yes, boot me please, you fucking gimps make me sick ;p
[19:19] <Nurgling> So thats 20 minutes of my life just wasted again...these hell holes rock!
[19:19] <KalMirage> Alright, I'll take the boot for 500, Alex
[19:19] * Rann Votes no on faust because, well he was an ITB
[19:19] <Tyo> FAUST YOU PANSY!
[19:19] <Tyo> I WILL GIVE YOU ONE MORE CHANCE!
[19:19] <Faust> <STEPS FORWARD>
[19:19] <KalMirage> OH MY GOD, MY ITB BROTHER!
[19:19] <Hedron> I swear to fucking god, we are going to have to start paying for typing lessons for these idiots before scheduling hell holes
[19:19] <Azmodion> LOL
[19:19] <Nurgling> lol
[19:19] <Tyo> KNEEL! BEFORE YOUR GODS AND TELL US WHY YOU ARE HERE
[19:19] <Hedron> IN THE BUTT, ER BOND!
[19:19] <Hedron> BOND HIM KAL, BOND HIM!
[19:19] <Hedron> KNEEL FAUST!
[19:19] <Azmodion> ITB Bob
[19:19] <Faust> AS YOU WILL RECALL, ITB COULDN'T KEEP UP WITH EVIL
[19:19] <Rann> I blame whoever recruited them
[19:19] <Nurgling> You better not say cut and paste either fucker
[19:19] <Rann> they were not "informed"
[19:20] <Azmodion> lol
[19:20] <_Onyx> hah
[19:20] <Faust> HER, SHIVER ME TIMBERS, I SHALL NOT KNEEL TO THE LIKES OF NOR ANY MAN (BETTER?)
[19:20] <Azmodion> Just spew some fucking evil and there better be no please or thank you in it
[19:20] <Rann> her?
[19:20] <Faust> LOL
[19:20] <Hedron> LOL
[19:20] <Nurgling> Gona cut and paste your fucking nuts to your forhead, and call you Corkorle.
[19:20] <Hedron> YAH, JEEZUS
[19:20] <Azmodion> and no mother fucking shiver me timbers you fucking fairy
[19:20] <Ritualist> hehe
[19:20] <Faust> EVIL. YOU GOT IT.
[19:20] <Hedron> FUCKING SPEW SOME EVIL, FAUST YOU BIG FUCKING PUSSY
[19:20] <ToolioTheTool> jesus h christ
[19:20] <Rann> HAR! BRING ME THAT HORIZON
[19:20] <Tyo> CHRIST, SPEW EVIL, WE GROW BORED
[19:20] <Rann> YOHOHO AND ROTTEN EGGS
[19:20] <Faust> WHAT'S EVIL? I'LL TELL YOU. SOME FUCKERS CONFUSE HORROR, CRUELTY, AND EXTREME VIOLENCE FOR EVIL. I'LL GIVE YOU AN EXAMPLE:
[19:20] <KalMirage> I'll let you in on a secret. If you miss enough gibberish and swear words into enough half coherent thoughts, it sort of sounds evil
[19:20] <Hedron> oh no
[19:21] <Hedron> it's an intellectual evil saying
[19:21] <Faust> <FAUST STEPS TO ZARATHOS. FLATTENS LEFT HIS HAND AND PUNCHES IT INTO HIS GUT BELOW THE RIB CAGE. QUICKLY REACHING INSIDE, GRABBING A RIB, SNAPS IT FROM THE RIB CAGE AND PULLS IT FROM HIS BODY.>
[19:21] <Faust> <GRABBING A FIST FULL OF HAIR WITH HIS RIGHT HAND, FAUST RIPS ZARATHOS'S HEAD BACK AND JAMS THE BROKEN RIB INTO HIS NECK>
[19:21] <Hedron> ok, not so intellectual
[19:21] <Rellik> lol
[19:21] <KalMirage> more gibberish and swearing!
[19:21] <KalMirage> make it so!
[19:21] <Faust> <FAUST KICKS THE NOW CRUMPLED AND BLOODY MASS AWAY… AND WATCHES AS HIS VICTUM BLEEDS IN A POOL OF BILE AND ENTRAILS>
[19:21] <Hedron> WHEEE!!! LOL! MORE GIBBERISH, WENCH!
[19:21] <Azmodion> yes, more swearing!
[19:21] <Hedron> HAHAHAHAHA
[19:21] <Hedron> HAHAHAHAHA
[19:21] <Hedron> HAHAHAHAHAHAAH
[19:21] <Hedron> ANOTHER FLAGGON OF SWEARING DAMNIT!
[19:21] <XENONIX> More rubber dicks!
[19:21] <Azmodion> throw in a few FUCKS! ;p
[19:21] <Tyo> MORE SWEARING! MORE GIBBERISH!
[19:21] <Rellik> Cant go wrong with entrails
[19:21] <Hedron> HAHAHAHA
[19:21] <Faust> EVIL? THIS ATTACK WASN'T EVIL. IT'S SIMPLY EFFECTIVE. ANY KEF PALADIN FUCK COULD ENFORCE HIS FUCKING "LAW" WITH SUCH MEANS (IF HE HAD THE BALLS).
[19:21] <Rann> lol
[19:21] <Hedron> THAT'S FUCKING KILLING ME
[19:22] <Nurgling> There is more evil at the special olympics than this Hell Hole.
[19:22] <Rann> [22:23] <XENONIX> More rubber dicks!
[19:22] <Rann> [22:23] <XENONIX> More rubber dicks!
[19:22] <Zarathos> hahahah its so niced to have more worship
[19:22] <ToolioTheTool> lol
[19:22] <KalMirage> Rofl
[19:22] <PLAYER-PS> Hello and Welocom to Evil 101 I'm Faust and i will be your teacher. Please take out you text books so we may begin.
[19:22] <Azmodion> LOL, Xenonix would want more rubber dicks ;p
[19:22] <Faust> -=TRUE EVIL=- COMES FROM UNRELENTING PURSUIT OF THE VICTUMS SOUL. GETTING INTO HIS FUCKING MIND SO DEEP YOU CAN FEEL IT TWITCH WHEN HE SEE'S YOU COMING: BREAKING HIM DOWN INTO A QUIVERING MASS OF CUNT AND DOMINATING HIS ESSENCE BOTH ONLINE AND OFF. THE RUSH OF PURE COMBAT ON THE PHYCHIC LEVEL IS THE ADDICTION.
[19:22] <Rann> !topic [22:23] <XENONIX> More rubber dicks!
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[19:22] <XENONIX> lol
[19:22] <Hedron> Hedron's Official Translation: That wasn't evil. (faust whips off his boxers) THESE are evil.
[19:22] <_Onyx> LOL PLAYER
[19:22] <Tyo> I dub this...
[19:22] <Tyo> The HH of Cut and Paste
[19:22] <Faust> TRUE EVIL IS THE RENDING OF THE VICTUMS WILL TO DRIVE HIS PATHETIC EXISTANCE INTO PULP. FORCING HIS ACTIONS INTO DESPERATE ATTEMPTS WHICH ALLOW THE COCKMONGER TO UNDO HIS -=OWN=- EXISTANCE.
[19:23] <Faust> FUCK YOU PLAYER. DON'T MAKE ME DFUCK YOU UP TOO
[19:23] <Hedron> If faust gets in, his surname is "Phy Chic"
[19:23] <Ritualist> player don't make me quote you when you crossed the faggotry state line
[19:23] <Nurgling> Evil is what god is doing to us right now, forcing us to read this stupid ass shit.
[19:23] <Zarathos> Cut and PASTE shit ill cut and paste your spleen onto my fucking boot
[19:23] * XENONIX hears the creaking of a rather large boot on wooden floors in the distance...
[19:23] <Azmodion> YEA DON'T MAKE HIM DFUCK YOU UP!
[19:23] <PLAYER-PS> Yes faust Cut and Paste me to death
[19:23] <Azmodion> LOL
[19:23] <Faust> PLAYER "SOMETHING EVIL!!" WONT WORK TONIGHT....
[19:23] <Ritualist> player your memorable quote was how azmo's ass fit your cock like a glove
[19:23] <Faust> TRUE EVIL IS THE RENDING OF THE VICTUMS WILL TO DRIVE HIS PATHETIC EXISTANCE INTO PULP. FORCING HIS ACTIONS INTO DESPERATE ATTEMPTS WHICH ALLOW THE COCKMONGER TO UNDO HIS -=OWN=- EXISTANCE.
[19:23] <Hedron> You'd think if you were going to cut and paste, you could spell check it
[19:23] <KalMirage> I better see a fuck in the next sentence...!
[19:23] <SS|Afk> HAHAHA
[19:24] <Rann> denied
[19:24] <Azmodion> LOL!
[19:24] <PLAYER-PS> No that was Hedron ass. He loves ever minute of it
[19:24] <Faust> PURELY DOMINATING HIM IN PVP IS A FUN CHALLENGE. KICKING HIS ASS ON THE BOARDS IS AMUSING. BUT THE SUBLIMATION OF HIS MIND IS REAL EVIL: YOU GET NO CREDIT FOR IT. IT TAKES 10 TIMES MORE EFFORT. THERE'S A LONG LIST OF PEOPLE I'VE FUCKED UP. SOME YOU KNOW. MOST YOU DON'T.
[19:24] <Nurgling> The "How Evil Are you" quiz. I suggest Faust and Zar take it. http://home.att.net/~slugbutter/evil/
[19:24] <_Onyx> lol
[19:24] <SS|Afk> great spelling wench
[19:24] <Faust> WHY AM I HERE? BECAUSE A) I'VE RUN OUT OF ENEMIES - KAAOS SEEMS REALLY GOOD AT FINDING THEM FOR ME. B) IT'S ONE OF THE FINAL PLACES WHERE PEOPLE UNDERSTAND THE EVIL I SPEAK OF. C) I'VE BEEN GOING IT ALONE FOR TOO LONG… IT'S MUCH MORE FUN TO DESTROY A MIND WITH AN AUDIENCE.
[19:24] * Rellik Boot Head
[19:25] <Faust> MY EVIL SAYING? WORSHIP THIS: -=MY LIFE IS SO FUCKING UNSATISFYING THAT I'M GOING TO RUIN YOURS FOR FUN. HATE ME, YOU FUCKING PRICK, SO I HAVE PURPOSE=-
[19:25] <Azmodion> WTF you talking about, I haven't understood a word you said ;p
[19:25] <Tyo> Allright, whatever
[19:25] <Azmodion> nor do I give a fuck
[19:25] <XENONIX> cliff notes please
[19:25] <SS|Afk> concured
[19:25] <_Onyx> rofl
[19:25] <Tyo> MORE SWEARING GODDAMIT!
[19:25] <Hedron> lol
[19:25] <Tyo> MORE SWEARING GODDAMIT!
[19:25] <Tyo> MORE SWEARING GODDAMIT!
[19:25] <Tyo> MORE SWEARING GODDAMIT!
[19:25] <_Onyx> ITS REALLY ITB MASTER IN DISGUISE!
[19:25] <Tyo> MORE SWEARING GODDAMIT!
[19:25] <Hedron> MORE GIBBERISH!
[19:25] <Faust> FEEL THE PAIN :)
[19:25] <Tyo> MORE SWEARING GODDAMIT!
[19:25] <Tyo> MORE SWEARING GODDAMIT!
[19:25] <Tyo> MORE SWEARING GODDAMIT!
[19:25] <Azmodion> start cutting some fucking spleens out while screaming fucking WHEEEEEEEEE
[19:25] <Tyo> MORE SWEARING GODDAMIT!
[19:25] <Hedron> MORE SWEARING!
[19:25] <Tyo> MORE SWEARING GODDAMIT!
[19:25] <Tyo> MORE SWEARING GODDAMIT!
[19:25] <Tyo> MORE SWEARING GODDAMIT!
[19:25] <Tyo> MORE SWEARING GODDAMIT!
[19:25] <Rellik> Yea Tyo needs to learn more words
[19:25] <KalMirage> Rofl. Complete sentences are not evil!
[19:25] <Nurgling> http://www.evilwalrus.com/ <---More Evil there than here.
[19:25] <Hedron> MORE GIBBERISH!
[19:25] <Hedron> HAHAHAHA
[19:25] <Hedron> ANOTHER FLAGGON OF GIBBERISH AND SWEARING!
[19:26] <Azmodion> Fuck someone in the goatass fucking WHEEEEEEEEE
[19:26] <Nurgling> GUTS AND ASS OF ALL! YAY!
[19:26] <Hedron> YOU HAVE TO BE DUMBER THAN THAT, FAUST
[19:26] <XENONIX> lol
[19:26] <Rann> lol
[19:26] <KalMirage> LMAO!
[19:26] <Hedron> GUTS AND ASS OF ALL, RIGHT TOOLIO?
[19:26] <Rann> ON THE GUTS AND ASS OF ALL
[19:26] <Rann> that was supernova
[19:26] <Hedron> AHAHAHAAAHAAHH
[19:26] <Azmodion> LOL
[19:26] <KalMirage> Wow, they're not the same person?
[19:26] <Hedron> OR SAY SOMETHING ABOUT SOMEONE'S ASS FITTING YOU LIKE A GLOVE
[19:26] <KalMirage> Shit
[19:26] <Azmodion> alright, let's just boot this pussy now and be done with it
[19:26] <Hedron> OR YOU WON'T FIT IN WITH YOUR CONTEMPORARY KGFM'S
[19:26] <Zarathos> You mother fucking limp wrist granny fucking hoes have wasted enough time, get this shithole done so I can get back to my mother fucking kill whoring already
[19:26] <Tyo> Jesus christ. We derailed him with a little spam.
[19:26] <PLAYER-PS> hey no steal my good stuff
[19:27] <Azmodion> LOL
[19:27] <Faust> I FIGURE i'LL SEE IF YOU GUYS CAN READ... THEN RESPOND
[19:27] <Rann> You have nothing worth stealing player, never fear!
[19:27] <Azmodion> derailed = BOOT
[19:27] <Tyo> -----------------------==== VOTE ====-----------------------------------------
[19:27] <Hedron> I VOTE FUCK NO
[19:27] <Rellik> DEATH MATCH BETWEEN FAUST AND ZAR......WINNER GETS IN.
[19:27] <Azmodion> I r vote BOOOOOOOT!
[19:27] <Hedron> WHAT A FUCKING JACK ASS
[19:27] <PLAYER-PS> Rann stop trying to pick me up in PM's
[19:27] <Rellik> Damn cant do that anymore.....made life so easy
[19:27] <Tyo> FUCK NO ON THIS NON KNEELING NON SWEARING INTELLECTUAL ITB
[19:27] <Nurgling> I vote no as well, so they make it on the roster anyhow.
[19:27] <Azmodion> lol
[19:27] <ToolioTheTool> no
[19:27] * Rann VOTES NO, GLAD I DONT HAVE A ROSTER TO ADD THEM TO NOW!
[19:27] <Zarathos> are you fucking kidding me Rellik, through in 2-3 more to make it intresting
[19:27] <Hedron> ROCK PAPER SCISSORS DEATH MATCH. LOSER GETS SIGNED UP ON GAY PORN MAILING LISTS WITH THEIR WORK ADDY
[19:28] <Rann> rofl hedron!
[19:28] <Azmodion> LMFAO!
[19:28] <Tyo> WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE1
[19:28] <_Onyx> hahahaaa
[19:28] <Hedron> AAHAHAHHA
[19:28] <XENONIX> hahaah
[19:28] <Hedron> Xenonix, did you vote?
[19:28] <Rann> Hedron has the mailing lists btw
[19:28] * Nurgling shouts "All hail the mighty testicle! Your savior..."
[19:28] <Zarathos> im sure he is the master of it
[19:28] <Faust> I WON, BY THE WAY. DID YOU TELL YOUR BOY TO DELETE?
[19:28] <Hedron> Xenonix, vote
[19:28] <XENONIX> nope..
[19:28] * Nurgling rams one hand up Faust's ass.
[19:28] * Nurgling watches as Faust sings "I am a meat puppet short and stout Nurgling's hand is up my ass, it moves my mouth..."
[19:28] <XENONIX> NO!
[19:28] <XENONIX> heh
[19:28] <Hedron> YOU DON'T GET A VOTE, YOU SACK OF SHIT
[19:28] <Hedron> Fucking KGFS's
[19:28] <XENONIX> I VOTED ANYWAYS
[19:28] <Ritualist> harsh
[19:29] <Nurgling> You know what you remind me of XENONIX ?
[19:29] <Nurgling> You remind me of Some piece of roadkill shooting the finger at the truck that flattened it, and screaming "Yeah! You better run!
[19:29] <Azmodion> KGFS shitstain
[19:29] <Rann> Your all retarded
[19:29] <Rann> add them to the mailstring
[19:29] <Rellik> I vote yes on Faust.....cause I wanna see malhavok roll over in his grave
[19:29] <Hedron> No I'm not. I r teh smart.
[19:29] <Hedron> lol!
[19:29] <Rann> lol
[19:29] * Nurgling motions for Zarathos to approach the throne of bone.
[19:29] <Azmodion> LMFAO
[19:29] <KalMirage> lmao
[19:29] <KalMirage> ITB 4 LIFE
[19:29] <Faust> LOL. ACTUALLY i WAS WONDERING IF P1RATE WOULD BE HERE
[19:29] <Hedron> tell mal we replaced him with Faust and it's an upgrade... even though he fucking sucks
[19:29] <PLAYER-PS> Who's KAL?
[19:29] <Azmodion> Yea, you are smart, not dumb like everyone says!
[19:30] <Rann> he scored a 3 on his iq test
[19:30] * Nurgling scowls at Zarathos.
[19:30] <Nurgling> Fuck you! You cunt!
[19:30] * Nurgling bends Zarathos over, and slams his fist up their poop shoot!
[19:30] * Nurgling grabs Zarathos by the ears to cease the Lewinski...
[19:30] <Rann> You wanna see something evil?
[19:30] <Rann> [Windows XP Professional, Service Pack 1 (5.1 - 2600)] CPU: [1-AMD , 1662MHz, 256KB (3% Load)]. Uptime: [8hrs 26mins 4secs]. Record Uptime: [1day 17hrs 51mins 47secs]. Video Card: [ NVIDIA GeForce4 Ti 4200 ]. ScreenInfo: [ 1024x768 32bit 70Hz ]. RAM [Usage: 181/512MB (35.35%) ] -=KoG-Fu=-
[19:30] <Rann> thats evil
[19:30] <Zarathos> WHAT you want a MCG up your ass Nurg, I can arrange it..
[19:30] <PLAYER-PS> Why is Nurg Fisting everyone?
[19:30] <Faust> PLAYER, COME HERE. <THROATLES HIM BY THE THROAT> WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?
[19:30] <Rann> compared to the shit we saw tonight
[19:30] <Hedron> lol
[19:30] <Rann> throatles him!
[19:30] <Rann> MORE THROATLES
[19:31] <Hedron> nurg is a big fister. That's just him
[19:31] <Faust> YOU WANT TO INJEST SOME FUCKING BALLS? SLAPS HIM ACCROSS THE FACE
[19:31] <Nurgling> Eat the corn outta my shit biotch!
[19:31] <Ritualist> oh no not a throatle
[19:31] <KalMirage> EVIL GODS DON'T THROTTLE! WE FUCKING CHOKE BITCHES!
[19:31] <Rann> THROATLE THEM
[19:31] <Tyo> LMFAO! Faust is beating up the mascot.
[19:31] * Nurgling thinks that you'll go a lot further towards being a more usefull human being...
[19:31] * Player was kicked by Nurgling (Elsewhere!)
[19:31] <Azmodion> LOL
[19:31] <Faust> <STUFFS A THUMB INTO PLAYERS EYE AND POPS IT THROUGH TO HIS BRAIN>
[19:31] <Rann> Players not here, why do we get all the blind fucks
[19:31] <PLAYER-PS> Player laughs Faust is tickling me
[19:31] <KalMirage> Make a sandwich out of his eye goo and feed it to him!
[19:31] <Tyo> Allright whatever. I'm sure we've all got better things to do then listen to an intellectual ITB and a Killwhore;p
[19:32] <Rann> tusc now faust
[19:32] <Zarathos> ha the only corn ive ever seen nurg is the shit spween from your both as you ate my fucking asshole
[19:32] <Faust> RESPOND PLAYER. GET SOME FUCKING NUT.
[19:32] <Hedron> Shit, I got better things to do than listen to tyo
[19:32] <Rann> CALL IT
[19:32] <Nurgling> Like I give a shit!
[19:32] <Faust> LAUGH, BITCH. AND SEE THE OTHER SIDE.
[19:32] <Rann> CALL IT
[19:32] <Rann> CALL IT
[19:32] <Tyo> <chuckle> Yes, go coordinate some Galaxies with OzziTwin Hedron
[19:32] <Rann> my eyes are bleeding
[19:32] <Rann> wheres warknight
[19:32] <PLAYER-PS> Hold on Faust I am trying to find on Google where you are getting this shity
[19:32] <Hedron> Did anyone count the votes up?
[19:33] &lt;Faust> <BEGIND PUMMELING PLAYER WITH HIS LEFT FIST AS HE WATCHES THE PROCEED>
[19:33] &lt;Tyo> I didn't, that was your job this time Heddie;p
[19:33] &lt;Azmodion> Er, can anyone here count?
[19:33] &lt;Azmodion> so why the fuck you asking? ;p
[19:33] &lt;Hedron> oh ok
[19:33] &lt;Hedron> ----------------------------
[19:33] &lt;Hedron> I HAVE COUNTED THE VOTES
[19:33] &lt;Rann> when did the count ever matter?
[19:33] &lt;Hedron> --------------------------
[19:33] &lt;Hedron> AS USUAL
[19:33] * Nurgling wonders where all the good evil has gone...
[19:33] &lt;KalMirage> lmao
[19:33] &lt;Hedron> ALL YOU STUPID FUCKERS SUCK
[19:33] &lt;Azmodion> that is a given
[19:33] * Nurgling thinks that Zarathos could use a good impaling on his flameblade! B======D
[19:33] [Nurgling SOUND]
[19:33] &lt;Hedron> ACCORDING TO THE VOTE, AZMO AND NURGLING ARE OUT, MAL IS STILL DEAD
[19:33] &lt;Hedron> TYO IS GAY
[19:33] &lt;Hedron> ZARATHOS HAS A BONE IN HIS NECK
[19:33] &lt;Rann> lol
[19:34] &lt;Hedron> FAUST IS AN EVEN BIGGER PANSY THAN WE THOUGHT
[19:34] &lt;Azmodion> And Hedron is turning into a big fucking fat fairy
[19:34] &lt;Azmodion> now get on with it
[19:34] &lt;Hedron> AND WE THOUGHT HE WAS A REALLY BIG PANSY
[19:34] &lt;PLAYER-PS> HEDRON FITS LIKE A GLOVE
[19:34] &lt;Hedron> SO FAUST AND ZARATHOS ARE DECLARED OFFICIAL KGFR
[19:34] &lt;Nurgling> Kneel and bob Zarathos, or suck boot!
[19:34] &lt;Hedron> KAAOS GAY FUCKING RETARDS
[19:34] &lt;Zarathos> Oh NURG DO I HAVE A SPECIAL HELL IN STORE FOR YOU!!!! I'll break your your damn spine and toss your motionless body into a locked room with CORK untill WK gives him a WoW account.. oh imagine the ORAL horrors that will be performed on you during your LONG STAY!!! we all know how you fucking LOVE cork
[19:34] &lt;Rann> lol
[19:34] &lt;Nurgling> Time's up!
[19:34] * Zarathos was kicked by Nurgling (Suckit!)
[19:34] &lt;Rann> what we have 3 levels of kgf now
[19:34] &lt;Tyo> LMFAO!
[19:34] &lt;Azmodion> LOL
[19:34] &lt;Hedron> ZARATHOS! LOL!
[19:34] &lt;Hedron> HAHAHAHAHA
[19:35] &lt;Azmodion> who the fuck knows, Hedron makes this shit up as he goes ;p
[19:35] * Zarathos has joined #kaaos
[19:35] &lt;Hedron> HAHAHAHA!
[19:35] &lt;PLAYER-PS> lol
[19:35] &lt;Hedron> NOW THAT WAS FUNNY
[19:35] &lt;Hedron> Alright
[19:35] &lt;Tyo> LMFAO. ZARATHOS JUST GOT PROMOTED. KGFS. Faust ... well, you're still a retard.
[19:35] &lt;Rann> lol
[19:35] &lt;Nurgling> Kneel and bob Zarathos, or suck boot!
[19:35] &lt;Hedron> ok, so we have some KGFS, a KGFM and a KGFR
[19:35] &lt;Nurgling> Time's up!
[19:35] * Zarathos was kicked by Nurgling (Suckit!)
[19:35] &lt;Hedron> I decree that the mascot and the retard have to sleep on the floor.
[19:35] * Zarathos has joined #kaaos
[19:35] &lt;PLAYER-PS> Fuck that
[19:36] &lt;Rann> KFGR needs a special assignment
[19:36] &lt;Azmodion> Alright, let's call this fucker before it gets any more gay
[19:36] &lt;Zarathos> what exactly do you expect me to fucking kneel and bob too, we all know cork already ate whas down there
[19:36] &lt;Azmodion> ooops, too late ;p
[19:36] &lt;Rann> lol shit
[19:36] &lt;Nurgling> Its a smackdown, script for KAAOTIC
[19:36] &lt;KalMirage> Alright, stop talking, you win
[19:36] &lt;Tyo> For you pricks that haven't ...
[19:36] &lt;Tyo> Get on teh new mailstring
[19:36] &lt;Tyo> NEW MAILSTRING, GET ON IT
[19:36] &lt;Tyo> NEW EMAIL ADDRESSES, GET THEM
[19:36] &lt;Rann> OH YEAH
[19:37] &lt;Rann> BOOT AZMODION FOR TRYING TO SPAM WITH US YAHOO
[19:37] &lt;Azmodion> Yes, go suck Blay's nuts for an addy
[19:37] &lt;Tyo> Jesus, no kidding.
[19:37] &lt;Tyo> Yahoospam
[19:37] &lt;Azmodion> LOL, I don't give a fuck about yahoogroups
[19:37] &lt;Hedron> ssscccchhhhpam
[19:37] &lt;Rann> uh huh
[19:37] &lt;Nurgling> Its Yahoo personals Azmo cares about.
[19:37] &lt;Rann> Azmo owns stock in yahoo
[19:37] &lt;Azmodion> lol
[19:37] &lt;Azmodion> I own stock in your ass mother fucker, no go get to earning
[19:37] &lt;Tyo> No, Azmo just actually takes teh spam seriously
[19:38] &lt;Tyo> You hear about the time he ordered his "Get Bigger" pills from CHina?
[19:38] &lt;Nurgling> All those viagra adds.
[19:38] &lt;Rann> "OH WOW, 3 MORE INCHES TO MY DICK?" " IM ALL OVER THAT SHIT"
[19:38] &lt;Tyo> FBI fucking kicked in his door;p
[19:38] &lt;Azmodion> And clean that fucking zippered hood, I don't want to have to spend another 50 cents for another
[19:38] &lt;Hedron> Hey
[19:38] &lt;Azmodion> That was heroin, get it straight ;p
[19:38] &lt;Hedron> Let's go kill shit.
[19:38] &lt;Nurgling> Zipper Hooded Window Licker...that should be the title for Faust and Zar
[19:38] &lt;Tyo> Hey
[19:38] &lt;PLAYER-PS> He is still looking for him Mil from Africa
[19:38] &lt;Hedron> WINOW LICKAHS!!!!
[19:38] &lt;Rann> Hey, sorry got work ta do
[19:39] &lt;Tyo> Let's all wait and a waypoint while HEdron chooses the most fucked up objective he can
[19:39] &lt;Hedron> Let's have tyo suck my dick
[19:39] &lt;Rann> we do that all the time tyo
[19:39] &lt;Hedron> again
[19:39] * Tyo is now known as Tyo-PS