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Hedron
06-10-2004, 04:36 PM
EVILWARLOC: and what are you taping?
LASC1VIA: I TELL YA BOUT A UNRULY KEFFER SLAVE I ONCE HAD
Malhav0k: :::Bending over for Kro:::
EVILWARLOC: your dick against doomers head again?
RELL1KK: YES!
Valkryss: Mal...blow jobs dont count as evil sayings ;X
Zagig: What the hell is an evil warlock?
Dark Aura: LOL Those are his udders tapping...don't mind him ;>
Pit Vyper: Oh, please.
LASC1VIA: AN HOW I MADE HIM BEHAVE
Pit Vyper: NEXT!
Hedron: NEW FUCKIN' RULE!!!!! ANYONE WHO YAWNS IN THE HELL HOLE GETS MY DICK
IN THEIR MOUTH!
RELL1KK: DEAD KEFFERS!
SoulKisser: LOL!
Malhav0k: LMAO Hed!
LASC1VIA: ::::RAISES RIDING CROP::::: ***WHACK*** SHADDUP
Malhav0k: Tell me, Lasbabe!!
Feebinator: Kill it!!
EVILWARLOC: O val well count yours if ya blow me!!!!
Pit Vyper: :::BOOT!!!:::
LASC1VIA: HE GOT REAL PISSY ONE DAY
Malhav0k: Did you cut his nuggets off?!
LASC1VIA: DIDN'T LIKE HAVIN UNBORN FETUS FOR BREAKFAST
RELL1KK: A KEFFER getting PISSY?
Malhav0k: WHEEEEEEEEEE!
LASC1VIA: AN THATS WHAT I FEED MY SLAVES ;>
Valkryss: Hed...notice that no one is yawning ;x
EVILWARLOC: pissy?
LASC1VIA: AN SINCE I NEVER LET MY SLAVES COME UNLESS I SAY SO
Kr0angel: Must have been your cookin' Lassie
Malhav0k: I was WONDERIN' when someone would do more dead babies ;)
Malhav0k: ROFL Kro!
Dark Aura: We know...Mal gets "pissy" everyt once in a while ;>
LASC1VIA: HE WAS REAL HORNY TOO ;>
Hedron: Val, nobody wants to have their cheeks split ;>
EVILWARLOC: brings zamroths writhing tounge towards val!!!
RELL1KK: Heh! Heh!
Zagig: Like you wormlock...:>
LASC1VIA: SO HE IS TIED YP SPREADEAGLED
Valkryss: That time of the month for Mal, DA? :X
Pit Vyper: yp?
LASC1VIA: WITH A LITTLE KEFFER WOODY
EVILWARLOC: spreadum ya horny little undersexed wench!
Malhav0k: LOL!
Dark Aura: I think so Val ;>
Zagig: KEFFER WOODY!!!
RELL1KK: LOL!
LASC1VIA: AND HE LOOKS AT ME AN HE SAYS "BLOW ME"
Zagig: ROFLMFOA!!!
Dark Aura: Maybe Handy cut him off
Valkryss: Warlock...ya talkin' to me?
Malhav0k: LMFAO! I'm dyin'!! ;
RELL1KK: LITTLE KEFFER WOODY!
LASC1VIA: SO I WALK UP TO HIM REAL SEXY AN KISS HIM HARD
Pit Vyper: LITTLE KEFFER WOODY!
Pit Vyper: LITTLE KEFFER WOODY!
Pit Vyper: LITTLE KEFFER WOODY!
Zagig: Ever seen a big Keffer woody?
Malhav0k: LAS... no, no... he said Bllllllllllllow me ;)
Kr0angel: Not more lumber jack stories
EVILWARLOC: PIT VYPER GETTING A IM BLOW JOB RIGHT NOW???
Pit Vyper: heh heh~
Malhav0k: Lol
LASC1VIA: AND HE GETS A LITTLE BIGGER ONE BUT STILL WASN'T VERY BIG
Zagig: sPIT WYPER ain't seen a blow job since he blew mal
Feebinator: Big is relative. ;p
LASC1VIA: CUZ HE IS AFTER ALL A KEFFER ;>
Dark Aura: I don't think anybody would even IM it to him Evil ;X
Malhav0k: LMAO Zag! :::BOOT!:::
RELL1KK: Heh! Heh!
EVILWARLOC: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Valkryss: LOL AURA!!
LASC1VIA: SO I SLOWLY PULL MY DAGGER OUT OF ME BOOT
EVILWARLOC: LOL
SoulKisser: ROFL! Zagig!
Hedron: is this going to be some kind of fairy tale? "the first cock was too
small, and the second cock was
SoulKisser: DA! ROFL!
Hedron: too big, but the third cock, that was juuuussst right"
RELL1KK: ROFL HED!
Malhav0k: CUT IT OFF! Cut it off! Wheee, she's gonna boobbit him!
LASC1VIA: AN REAL SLOW CUT OFF HIS DICK
Valkryss: LMAO!!
Malhav0k: CUT IT OFF! Cut it off! Wheee, she's gonna boobbit him!
Dark Aura: LOL Heddy ;>
Pit Vyper: ROFL!!
Zagig: ARRRRGHHH!!!!!!!!!
Malhav0k: She did :)
RELL1KK: BOBBIT!
Kr0angel: Oh 3 cocks
Kr0angel: hmmmm
LASC1VIA: AN HE IS SCREAMIN BLOOD IS GUSHIN AN HE IS CRYIN
Malhav0k: Use a rusty butter knife, Las?
RELL1KK: A Crying KEFFER......sounds about right
Kr0angel: Been Done Lassie darlin'
Valkryss: See now...if he was Doomers...it would regenerate ;X
Zagig: I love a good dick wacking story....!!!
LASC1VIA: AN I GET RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM AN I PUT HIS SEVERED DICK IN MY
MOUTH AN MOVE IT IN AN OUT
Malhav0k: ROFL Val!!!
LASC1VIA: REAL SLOW
Hedron: hahahahahqahha!!!!!
Malhav0k: Do it, Las!! Ohh....!
SoulKisser: LOL! Val!
RELL1KK: Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!
Hedron: RORFLMFGDAO!!!!!
LASC1VIA: AN I GRIN AT HIM AN I SAY
Feebinator: Man, I gotta MEET this chick
Dark Aura: LOL Val!
Hedron: SHE'S BLOWING A DEAD DICK!!!!!!
RELL1KK: Now thats a new one!
Malhav0k: Spit it back at him!
T0BIAS: Did it get hard again?
RELL1KK: Heh! Heh!
Hedron: OH MAN!!!!! THERE'S HOPE FOR YOU, PIT!!!!!!
LASC1VIA: SURE BABY I WILL BLOW YA ALL YA WANT ;>
Pit Vyper: heh heh!
EVILWARLOC: BLOWING A DEAD DICK???
Malhav0k: SHE'S BLOWING A DEAD DICK!!!!!!
Malhav0k: SHE'S BLOWING A DEAD DICK!!!!!!
Malhav0k: SHE'S BLOWING A DEAD DICK!!!!!!
Pit Vyper: Heddy, keep readin yer book..... >;>
EVILWARLOC: HOly shit!
Hedron: <FUCKING DYING!!!!!>
Hedron: HOLY SHIT!!!!
Kr0angel: Best be Careful Zag
Zagig: ALLLLLLLL--FUCKING--RIGHT!!!!!!
SoulKisser: ROFL! Hedron!
LASC1VIA: AN THEN I TAKE HIS LITTLE SHRIVELED DICK AN PUT IT IN A BOTTLE OF
TEQUILA
Malhav0k: LASCIVIA fer GM! LASCIVIA FER... Oh wait... ;P
Hedron: Las, one question. Circumsized, or uncircumsized?
Zagig: <--10 inches of STEEL!!!!
Kr0angel: Ya maybe NEXT
LASC1VIA: (EVERYONE TINKS THOSE ARE WORMS)
Malhav0k: Zag... wake the hell up hunh? ;)
Valkryss: LOL Mal...maybe you should go AFK and umm..
Malhav0k: LMAO LAS!
Hedron: in a bottle of tequila?!?!!?!?!?
Hedron: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Hedron: OH FUCK STOP!!!!!
Valkryss: go take care of your "manly" needs ;X
LASC1VIA: ANY OF YA WANT TO STAR IN A BLOODY STORY
Malhav0k: She dropped his peter in a bottle of tequila!! LMFAO!!!!!!!!
LASC1VIA: JUST TELL ME TA "BLOW YA"
Zagig: I know why I hate Teq now..:>
RELL1KK: LOL!
EVILWARLOC: ok whos writing this shit for lasc?
Hedron: OH MAN!!! I WANT TO HEAR THIS BITCH DO IT LIVE!!!
Hedron: MEMEMEMEMEME!
Pit Vyper: She dropped his peter in a bottle of tequila!! LMFAO!!!!!!!!
Pit Vyper: She dropped his peter in a bottle of tequila!! LMFAO!!!!!!!!
Malhav0k: ROFL Hed!!!
Hedron: LAS, I WANNA STAR, FUCKIN' RAPE ME!!!
Pit Vyper: Who gonna eat that worm? SK?
LASC1VIA: LOL