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Hedron
06-10-2004, 04:24 PM
RELL1KK: Tsitsho!
Frytz Gryn: RELL1KK:Why is that stupid fucking queer war knight here?
RELL1KK: Approach yer God!
Frytz Gryn: Ooooopss!!
Cendrick: AND BEND OVER!
Tsitsho: ::walks up to RELL1KK::
War Kn1ght: rofl!
Lluciana: Cendy!! ;>
Frytz Gryn: forgot thats only for the game ;x
War Kn1ght: :::strides up:::
Lluciana: Rellik;>
RELL1KK: KNEEL!
MORTEKAI: :::approahes the throne::
Tsitsho: ::kneels::
Lluciana: Who the hell's mmortekai?
War Kn1ght: ::kneels::
Cendrick: LUBE UP YA FUCKIN WUSS!
MORTEKAI: ::kneels::
RELL1KK: Wusses!
RELL1KK: Fool! KAAOS bows to NO man!!!
Kal Mirage: lol they fucking kneeled!
Lluciana: :::Shave's em bald while the kneel:::
Frytz Gryn: ::Whips out his bone::
Cendrick: ::: Get's Iron paddle with spikes off wall ::::
Cendrick: no... repeat after me...
RELL1KK: STRIKE 1!
Cendrick: Thank you MY GOD MAY I HAVE ANOTHER
Lluciana: {S Hail
Lluciana: Rellik..whoo!
RELL1KK: Tsitsho
MORTEKAI: {S leader
War Kn1ght: ::stands::
Tsitsho: Yes?
Frytz Gryn: {S Go to work Kal
RELL1KK: I wanna hear sumthing evil!
RELL1KK: SAY IT!!!!!!
RELL1KK: BLOOD!
RELL1KK: GUTS!!!!!
RELL1KK: GORE!!!!!!
MORTEKAI: FUCK YOU!!!
RELL1KK: AND IT BETTER BE GOOD!
Lluciana: I'm votin on Tsitsho now...FUCK NO!
Kal Mirage: frytz.. i hear aby calling... maybe you should go fulfill him..
RELL1KK: SAY IT!!!!!!
Tsitsho: You guys want a nice little gross story about blood, guts and sex?
Lluciana: NO!
Lluciana: nexT
RELL1KK: NICE!!!!!
Frytz Gryn: I told Mrs. Mirage ta stop callin' me ;x
RELL1KK: THATS FUCKING STRIKE 2!
Kal Mirage: where the fuck is everyone?
MORTEKAI: Hmmm...on a roll;x
Slayve: <Grin>
Frytz Gryn: Fcuk you!!
Cendrick: OH WELL FUCK HIM.......GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RELL1KK: Kal ...IM here!
RELL1KK: Who else do you need?
Frytz Gryn: Kucf!!
RELL1KK: SAY IT SHITSO!
Kal Mirage: heh heh!
Kal Mirage: slayve ;>
RELL1KK: EVIL!!!!!
Lluciana: Slayve;>
Cendrick: BLOOD!
Slayve: SLAYVE ENTERS, DRAGGING THE BLOODY FUCKING CARCASS OF ITB SKORP.
RELL1KK: Partner!
RELL1KK: THE NEW WPC CHAMP!!!!!!!!!!
Frytz Gryn: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!
Cendrick: SEX!!!!!!!
Lluciana: T-Shirt {S Pimpslap
Slayve: HIS ANAL BOWELS HAVE BEEN RUPTURED BEYOND RECOGNITION.
RELL1KK: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Cendrick: BLOODY SEX!!!!!!!!!!
RELL1KK: {S Hail
Lluciana: whoo!
Lluciana: {S Giggle
Slayve: SKORP TESTICLES DANGLE FROM SLAYVE'S EARS AS HE PREPARES TO SPEAK.
Cendrick: SHITZOO YER FUCKED GET OUT!
Tsitsho: ::snaps fingers, ITB Lich and Lilyth appear. Lich is chained to the
wall, Lil is chained spr
Tsitsho: ead eagled to the floor::
Slayve: SHUT THE FUCK, TSHITSO. A REAL GOD HAS THE FLOOR>
Tsitsho: ::looks over Lilyth and notices she's wearing her trademark spiked
heels::
Lluciana: Slayve {S Evil
Cendrick: IT"S TOO LATE SHITZOO.... YOUR HISTORY
Slayve: SKORPS SLUT, AVENGYLE, LICKS SLAYVE'S BALLS, AS HE CONTINUES.
Tsitsho: ::grabs them and rips them off, the flesh on her feet coming with
them::
Lluciana: Where's the hell's the boot?
Frytz Gryn: Unless you wanna suck Shitshow ;>
Slayve: SLAYVE STUFFS SKORP'S DISMEMBERED COCK IN TSHITSO's YAP. <BOOT>
RELL1KK: VOTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lluciana: FUCK NO!
Cendrick: FUCK NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Frytz Gryn: Suck Luci's cock TSHIT...;>
Cendrick: FUCK NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kal Mirage: i vote no on slayve! heh
Tsitsho: ::rips off her clothes and kneels between her legs, stuffing one of
the heels into her ass m
Cendrick: FUCK NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tsitsho: aking her scream::
RELL1KK: Partner?
Cendrick: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Frytz Gryn: YES!!! LET HIM IN!!
Cendrick: AND GET OUT!
Slayve: I vote Tshitso has to DM, KAAOS G0D.
Lluciana: O.O
Slayve: or KAAOS BOOT.
Tsitsho: ::starts pumping the heel into her ass, all the while Lich crying
that he can't help his bit
Tsitsho: ch::
Slayve: Lich has a bitch? DOUBTFUL.
Lluciana: T-SHIRT YOUR ANNOYING ESP'S ARE WORSE THAN THIS SHIT! WANT THE
CAPS???
Cendrick: TSHIT... FERGET IT
RELL1KK: TSITSHO......You are not worthy to claim yourself KAAOS! Begone
Fool!
Frytz Gryn: Now ya fuck.
Tsitsho: ::blood starts pouring out of her ass as the heels rip her insides
apart::
Cendrick: GET OUT PUPPY SHIT FOR BRAINS
RELL1KK: (Or DM KAAOS BOOT......Kinda of tired of that boot)
Frytz Gryn: HEHE ;>
Slayve: TSHIT, if ya hurry, u can catch the last 10 minutes of the
Beavis&Butthead Halloween Special
Slayve: Now shoo.
Lluciana: SPEAKING OF SAYING...
RELL1KK: MORTEKAI!
Lluciana: WHERE THE HELL'S YOURS, BUNNYBOY??
Cendrick: NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Slayve: And who is Mortekai?
Frytz Gryn: My saying was...Noquar wanna
Frytz Gryn: DM??
RELL1KK: Who are you to seek the power that is KAAOS?
Cendrick: ANOTHER PRETENDER
RELL1KK: Heh! Heh! At least this pretender can fight
Slayve: It seems we have a small Hell Hole tonight.
MORTEKAI: :::stands before him:::
Lluciana: AT LEAST YA ANSWERED TO YOUR NAME BUNNY;PP
MORTEKAI: I been told ...'
MORTEKAI: this guild ....
Slayve: BLOW RELLIKK. YOU'RE IN. &lt;grin>
Frytz Gryn: Shut up.
MORTEKAI: and should say witnessed...
Slayve: Oh wait...that was the last GM.
Lluciana: ;PP
MORTEKAI: The ultimate ..in Chaotic...
Lluciana: MORTEKAI {S ICEPICK
Frytz Gryn: BLOW ME YOU HAVE MY VOTE!! ;>
Cendrick: {S fucku
RELL1KK: :::::Rises from the Throne of the GODS::::::::
Kal Mirage: {S yaaaaaaaaaawn
RELL1KK: ::::Points to the Ground::::
Lluciana: {S CHUH1
RELL1KK: ::::Points to the Ground::::
Cendrick: zzzzzzzzzzzzz................
MORTEKAI: Not on yer best day frytz>:>
RELL1KK: KNEEL!
MORTEKAI: Heh...
Cendrick: Lucy... commere ;D
Lluciana: WHEEEEEEE!!
MORTEKAI: knelt once///
RELL1KK: LOL....the wuss got a clue....
Slayve: I don't hear any evil.
RELL1KK: Heh! Heh!
Kal Mirage: kneel again knave!
Frytz Gryn: Shaddup you fucking limp dick queer.
MORTEKAI: Aint makin me bow before yas twice
RELL1KK: I WANNA HEAR SUM EVIL
Cendrick: Sit on my face babe &lt;g>
RELL1KK: MORTEKAI
Lluciana: HURRY UP YOUR GODDESS GROES BITCHIE
RELL1KK: AND I WANNA HEAR IT NOW
Slayve: I don't hear any evil. And it's pissing me off.
MORTEKAI: ::::removes the sack from his back:::
Lluciana: &lt;---BITCH BOUND
MORTEKAI: REaches in :::
Cendrick: FUCKIN EVIL BLOODY SEX NOW!!!!!!! OR GET OUT!!!!!!!
Slayve: Your sack is on your back? Different.
Frytz Gryn: ::Compares Luci's dick to MORTEKAI's...:: No contest..Luci wins!
MORTEKAI: :::tosses abbyss's head to the floor:::
Cendrick: heh frytz
RELL1KK: Heh! Heh!
Lluciana: FRYTZ, LEAST HE SPORTS ONE EH?
War Kn1ght: :::yawn:::::
Slayve: Awwww...his puppy is going to be pissed.
Cendrick: forget it mort... it's been done
Frytz Gryn: Luci's is detachable ;>
MORTEKAI: well....Take it !!!
MORTEKAI: tis what I am here for ...
Cendrick: :::smack::::
Lluciana: WORSHIP ME PLAY TOY!
MORTEKAI: I be here ta kill what I want ...
Cendrick: fuck you puppy lover
Slayve: LOL
MORTEKAI: Whenr I fuckin want to....
Frytz Gryn: Ain't that Kal? &lt;green>
Lluciana: {S BOOTHEAD
Cendrick: and learn to type
Slayve: Well, he can't spell, he's got the upper hand. &lt;Grin>
Kal Mirage: luci.. you still owe me fucking 4 copper!
RELL1KK: {S Warcry
MORTEKAI: And if yas let me in....
Frytz Gryn: Shut up.
Kal Mirage: we win a prize?
MORTEKAI: Ya needs ta send me them friggin wave filles!!!
Frytz Gryn: lol...
Lluciana: YOU WEREN'T ANY GOOD KAL....YA DON'T SWALLOW;PPP
Slayve: If we let you in, we get to send you .wav files? HARDLY.
Cendrick: Cendricks Translation: Please???? let me in... I'll do anything!
Frytz Gryn: {S BLOOOOOOW ME!!
Kal Mirage: thats mr. receptacles job ya stupid puss!
War Kn1ght: KICKS MORT IN THE ASS WITH A SPIKED TOE BOOT
War Kn1ght: MOVE WUSS... IM READY TO TALK
Slayve: FUCK YES!
Lluciana: I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS DUDE IN ME LIFE..NOT NO BUT HELL NO.!
RELL1KK: Go for it Knight
MORTEKAI: TAKE IT LITTLE WUSS BOY!!!
Lluciana: DO IT KN1GHT
RELL1KK: SAY SUMTHING EVIL!!!!!!!
Cendrick: ::: Grabs boot - shoves it up morts publess ass :::
RELL1KK: AND SAY IT NOW!!!!
Frytz Gryn: IM = Instant message?
War Kn1ght: LOOKS LIKE YOU TAKIN MY BOOT MORT
Slayve: SAY IT. FUCKING SAY IT.
RELL1KK: NOW YOU WUSS!!!!
Cendrick: GET OUT!
RELL1KK: I WANNA HEAR IT!!!!!
Cendrick: SAY SOMETHING YOU KEF LOVER!
Lluciana: {S KILLYOU
MORTEKAI: I aint no fuckin KEF LOVER!!!
War Kn1ght: FUCK ALL OF YOU!
Frytz Gryn: GO FuCK!
Kal Mirage: {S dammit
Cendrick: YOU SMELL LIKE ONE YOU BOPPER LOOK-A-LIKE
MORTEKAI: TAKE A FUCKING GOODIE AINT FUCKIN SHIT DOWN TS NECK'
War Kn1ght: YA KNOW... THIS HELL HOLE NEEDS SOME SKINS
Cendrick: Fucking non-saying, Abwuss lovin, rump humpin faggit!
Lluciana: YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT DOWN HIS NECK???
Kal Mirage: mort... GIVE IT UP.
RELL1KK: EVIL!!!!!!
RELL1KK: SAY IT YOU WUSS!
Cendrick: EVIL!
Lluciana: DO IT KN1GHT!
Cendrick: BLOOD!
Cendrick: SEX!
RELL1KK: SAY IT!!!!!
Slayve: Ya know, they just don't make evil sayings like they used to. &lt;sigh>
RELL1KK: DO IT!!!!
Cendrick: EVIL FUCKIN BLOODY SEX!
Frytz Gryn: RAMS THE BOOT UP KNIGHT ASS...Speak!!
Cendrick: DO SOMETHING FAG BAIT!
War Kn1ght: TAKES OUT SOME SKINS.....
MORTEKAI: HEY >>>>I KAINT NO FRIGGIN BIG RP"ER :X
Cendrick: JUST DON'T SIT THEIR POUNDING YER MINISCULE PUD
MORTEKAI: OR FUCKIN TYPIST:"X
Cendrick: SAY SOMETHIN!
Lluciana: {S TYPO
Lluciana: SKARRAK! LMAO!!
War Kn1ght: THROWS THEM ON THE GROUND
Kal Mirage: ROFL get the fuck out mort!
Skarrak: sup pusses
Slayve: Skarrak??
Kal Mirage: skarrak you pussy!
Cendrick: GET THE FUCK OUT!
Frytz Gryn: GET OFF YOUR MOM AND SPEAK KNIGHT YOU FUCKING WUSS!!
MORTEKAI: ROFL...FUCK THAT...
War Kn1ght: THE GROIN AREA RIPPED OUT OFF ALL OF THEM
Cendrick: MORT YOUR FUCKIN WORTHLESS
Slayve: Skarrak, you want the FUCKING FAG FACTORY down the street. (Better
known as GOC Hall)
MORTEKAI: I AM NO WHERE NEAR WORTHLESS>..
Lluciana: LMAO!
Skarrak: ROFL!
Lluciana: TAKE IT SKARRBUNNY!
War Kn1ght: THE HEART PULLED OUT FROM THERE
Cendrick: ONLY TRULY WORTHLESS DENY IT
MORTEKAI: TAKE YER FRIGGIN ASS IN THE DM CHAMBER ANYDAY!
Slayve: WAR? You defiling Goodies dicks?
War Kn1ght: ARTIERIES STILL DANGLE
Slayve: Hmmm.
Lluciana: YA KN1GHT!
Frytz Gryn: Can knight PvP?
Slayve: And?
Lluciana: DO IT!
Cendrick: SAY IT!
Frytz Gryn: And can he suck? &lt;g>
Lluciana: SHOONY?!?!?!
Slayve: &lt;--will vouche for Kn1ght's PVP ability. He's no me, but hey...
&lt;Grin>
Tsitsho: Sho0ners. ;>
RELL1KK: Don't know about knight.......but Mort has been trained by the
best.....
MANSHO0N: Hehe;>
Slayve: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!
War Kn1ght: LUNG AND INSTESTINES REMAIN MANGLED
Kal Mirage: get the fuck out!
RELL1KK: AND THATS ME YOU WUSSES......
RELL1KK: Damn it!
Slayve: We change GM's and the new one invites all his fucking boyfriends!?
SLAYVE FOR GM!
MANSHO0N: Lol, fuck all yall;>
Frytz Gryn: Get the fuck out you goc mommas fuckers...
RELL1KK: Is DOOMERS sleeping on the JOB AGAIN?
MANSHO0N: :::Grabs nutsack:::
MORTEKAI: FUCKING TAKE IT BOYS!!!!
Cendrick: FUCK THAT!!! WEB GOD FOR GM!
RELL1KK: Who left the fucking door unlocked?
Slayve: RELLIKK...did you invite your BOYFRIEND's to your inaugural Meeting?
Kal Mirage: mort.. i heard the goc needs another useless piece of shit...
RELL1KK: LOL.....
MORTEKAI: I have rolled up and smoked everyone a yer asses...cept one
RELL1KK: None of em belong ta me....
Frytz Gryn: ::SHOVES LUCI'S DICK DOWN SHOON THROAT:: GET OUT!!!
RELL1KK: Think Mal gave em all the number
MANSHO0N: Heh, what GOC really needs is a group rate for Kals blow jobs;>
RELL1KK: Heh! Heh!
Slayve: LMAO!
Lluciana: ROFL!
Kal Mirage: hehehhe
Cendrick: heh heh
MANSHO0N: LOL, Luci get that fucking strap on outta me face;p
Slayve: KAL! Giving blow jobs to the competition? God damn it. You got
work to do. &lt;WHIPS IT OUT>
Frytz Gryn: 4 coppers slayve ;>
Lluciana: KNEEL BEFORE YOUR LADDER GOD KAL!!
Kal Mirage: pay the fuck up in advance!
Slayve: SUCK MY WPC CHAMPION, DEMON COCK, KGFS!
Lluciana: ROFL
War Kn1ght: LOL
MANSHO0N: Lol, Kal, dont miss a fuckin drop, bitch;>
Slayve: lol
Slayve: Why hasn't Tshitso left yet?
Frytz Gryn: Get out shoon or DM Mortekai.
RELL1KK: Wheeeeeeeeeee
Kal Mirage: rofl! i'm in too high of demand..
Cendrick: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
MANSHO0N: Lol, I dont give a fuck;>
RELL1KK: Which ever wuss just IMed me.......
RELL1KK: I didnt get it.
RELL1KK: WAR!
RELL1KK: SAY SUMTHING EVIL!!!!!!
Slayve: NOW.
RELL1KK: AND SAY IT NOW!
Cendrick: KAAOS CHAMBER ORGY!
Lluciana: DO IT AGAIN KN1GHT!
MANSHO0N: Boot his ass;p
Slayve: I can see we're going to have to take these fucks to the Chamber.
Cendrick: CHAMBER!
Cendrick: CHAMBER!
Cendrick: CHAMBER!
Slayve: MORT vs. WAR
Frytz Gryn: KNIGHT continue or get in the chamber.
Cendrick: CHAMBER!
Cendrick: CHAMBER!
Cendrick: CHAMBER!
War Kn1ght: DIGS IN TO BAG....
Lluciana: ROFL!!!
Lluciana: HERE'S THAT DAMN BAG AGAIN
Slayve: &lt;--bets Mortakai crumbles and joins the GOC. &lt;shrug>
MORTEKAI: Slayve ....
Cendrick: War quit playing with your purse
MORTEKAI: I aint crumblin...
Frytz Gryn: Nahhhh....ITB!! ;>
Slayve: That's Mr. du Mortere to you, biy.
War Kn1ght: PULLS OUT THE INTRALES OF SILK SABLE
MANSHO0N: :::Bends Slayve over and makes him beg fer more:::
MORTEKAI: Either Ya takes me for what I am ....
Lluciana: ROFL!@!
MORTEKAI: or basically
Slayve: Silk Sable's lower intestine? Intriguing.
MORTEKAI: FUck it ;>
War Kn1ght: THROWS THEM ON THE WALL
Kal Mirage: Mort.. basically... get the fuck out then!
Cendrick: yes mort... we take you for the fag you are
MANSHO0N: Shadup Slayve, Or Luci Tag teams ya wit da strap on;>
Slayve: SPLATTER ART!
MORTEKAI: Tke it KAL...
Lluciana: DO IT KN1GHT!!
War Kn1ght: SMEARS IT IN
MORTEKAI: Ya really oughta consider rerollin
Slayve: War Knight is making splatter art with Silk Sable's lower abdomen.
Fuckin' A.
War Kn1ght: WHIPS OUT DICK.... AND PISSES ON IT
Frytz Gryn: If any of that shit gets in my room...
Lluciana: :::WINKS::: SLAYVE LIKES THE STRAP;PP
Slayve: &lt;grin>
War Kn1ght: TAKES MORTS FACE AND RUBS IT IN IT.....
War Kn1ght: TAKE DAT WUSS
Slayve: Is that before or after I've eaten your sweet pussy, Lluci?
MANSHO0N: Heh, well then fuck Ill drag me butt bunny skar back in and make
him use the strap on on him
MANSHO0N: ;>
Cendrick: look slayve... dey in love :D
Lluciana: DURING;PP
MORTEKAI: :::unsheaths his DAGGER:::
Lluciana: DAGGER?>!!?>!
Kal Mirage: not the dagger.
Lluciana: {S BOOT
War Kn1ght: PUT DAT LIL THING AWAY
MORTEKAI: [::sheres his dick from his srawny body
Slayve: <Begins demonstarting by licking Luci's luscious pussy. One tongue
lick at a time>
Lluciana: OOPS...{S BOOTHEAD
Lluciana: {S WATCH
RELL1KK: LOL
Lluciana: HEHE!!
MANSHO0N: :::Kicks Slayve outta the way::::
Slayve: &lt;Forked tongue tasting the Goddess'es sweet juices as they flow down
his chin>
Cendrick: {S EVIL
MANSHO0N: Mother fucker ya couldnt lick a Lolipop right;p
War Kn1ght: DATS OK MORT... MINE WILL GROW BACK
Slayve: MANSH00N - You want to kick ME, young one, you're going to need a
much bigger boot.
War Kn1ght: YOURS HOWEVER....
Slayve: Say about a size 50.
Lluciana: ROFL! HEY KAL..GET OUTA MY DRESS...SLAYVE..WHAT'R YOU AND SHOONY
DOING ?
War Kn1ght: RIPS MORTS DICK OUT THRU HIS ASSHOLE
MORTEKAI: You actin like you seen it WAR???
Cendrick: MORT GO CLIMB BACK IN ABBYS BED WHERE YOU BELONG!
Slayve: LOL Luci ;>
MANSHO0N: :::Looks at Luci yawning as Slayve licks her pussy:::
Frytz Gryn: Well Rellik?
MORTEKAI: Likes playin wit men do ya??
RELL1KK: **************VOTE ON WAR KNIGHT********************
Slayve: Mortekai licking Abys pussy?
MANSHO0N: I Vote HELLL FUCKING NO!
War Kn1ght: ROFL
Lluciana: YEAH IN KN1GHT
Slayve: GET THE FUCK OUT, SH00n!
Frytz Gryn: No.
Lluciana: YES ON KN1GHT THAT IS
MORTEKAI: In yer lil dreams SLayve
Lluciana: NO ON FRYTZ
Cendrick: as always..... NO!
Slayve: I vote 'KGFS' on War Kn1ght. &lt;nods>
Frytz Gryn: Yes on the strap on.
Cendrick: on MORT...
Cendrick: KGFS on War.
RELL1KK: VOTE ON MORT
Kal Mirage: ok.. 1 is yes.. 0 is no...
Cendrick: NO ON MORT!
OnlineHost: Kal Mirage rolled 1 0-sided die: 1
Frytz Gryn: 3 is a blow job.
Slayve: And here's my vote on Tshitso from earlier. &lt;TAKES A SHIT ON THE
FLOOR>
Kal Mirage: heheh fucking no!
MANSHO0N: Heh, know Kal gonna vote 3 for himself;p
Tsitsho: ::grabs Slayve and forces his face into his own shit:: EAT IT UP
BITCH!!!
RELL1KK: Heh! Heh!
Slayve: right.
RELL1KK: WAR KNIGHT.......TWO WEEK KFGS PROBATION
Cendrick: : smacks shitzoo upside the head :::
Cendrick: get a life
Lluciana: :;GRABS T-SHIRT BY THE BALLS AND RIPS UPWARDS:::
Frytz Gryn: Votes yes on shit.
Slayve: NO on Mortakai. &lt;only because nobody told me who the fuck he is>
&lt;Grin>
RELL1KK: MORTEKAI AND TSITSHO DEATH MATCH
RELL1KK: THE WINNER CAN COME BACK NEXT WEEK
Slayve: I vote YES on the shit I just took.
RELL1KK: YER GOD HAS SPOKEN
Tsitsho: I wouldn't waste my time on such a pussy.
Cendrick: FUCKIN WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
MORTEKAI: Friggin aint maxxed yet....
War Kn1ght: FUCK YEAH!
Cendrick: DM! DM! DM! DM! DM!
Lluciana: THAT'S IT T-SHIRT.
Tsitsho: LOL
MORTEKAI: And seems....
RELL1KK: THEN GET LOST SHITSO
Slayve: I vote YES on Luci's sweet pussy. &lt;smile>
Kal Mirage: DM tshitshoe!
Tsitsho: He ain't even maxxed!!!!!!!
Cendrick: ROFL! GET OUT LOOSER!
Lluciana: FUCK NO NEVER ON T-SHIRT DAMNIT!
Lluciana: SLAYVE;PP
Slayve: &lt;Grin>
Cendrick: I'm with Lucy.... FUCK NO!
Frytz Gryn: RELL1KK:Lets just let War in then boot him...It'll be fun ;>
Frytz Gryn: Oooops!!
MORTEKAI: Well...think ya all got pretty much the same views....
Frytz Gryn: Fuck!
MORTEKAI: So...cyas;>
Slayve: Well, I could have said your rotten, gaping Grand Canyon of a cunt.
&lt;pout>
War Kn1ght: ROFL
Cendrick: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Lluciana: LMAO!!
Lluciana: GREN AINT HERE
Cendrick: CYA MORTIFUCK!
Slayve: LOL luci ;>
War Kn1ght: FIST HER SLAYVE
Lluciana: WHOO!
Frytz Gryn: FISTFUCK!!!
RELL1KK: Heh! Heh! Slavye
Slayve: BTW, check out that mail I just sent. &lt;grin>
Frytz Gryn: {S FISTFUCK
RELL1KK: So how long did Skorp last?
RELL1KK: one round?
RELL1KK: Two?
MANSHO0N: Um Frytz... Aby jest IM me sayin ya gotta go slobber on his cock;>
JOKER GOD: ;>
Lluciana: I GOT A SHIT LOAD OF CAPS TO SEND..
Lluciana: JOKER!! (())
RELL1KK: Heh! Heh! Joker!
Frytz Gryn: JOKER VOTE NO NOW!!
Cendrick: JOKER! WHEEEEEE!
Kal Mirage: joker!
Slayve: Skorp lasted approxiamtly 11 rounds. Curiously, the exact same amount
of time as the length,
Slayve: of his first Globe. &lt;grin>
JOKER GOD: Yo all ;>
JOKER GOD: wheeeeeeeeeeee!
RELL1KK: LOL...
RELL1KK: Got the KO?
Frytz Gryn: YOUR GOD ORDERS IT!!
Lluciana: ROFL SLAYVE! {S HAIL
Slayve: &lt;Holds aloft the World PVP Council Champion Belt> FUCKING KAAOS!!!!1
JOKER GOD: Fuckin' A!
War Kn1ght: WHOOOOOOO!
Slayve: &lt;Wipes the shit stain from his ass with it> Oh well.
Lluciana: OH YAH!
Cendrick: wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
RELL1KK: ::::HOLD ALOFT THE SINGELS AND DOUBLES TITLE BELTS::::::
RELL1KK: FUCKING KAAOS!!!!!!!!!11
Slayve: Hey Joker, check it out... &lt;Points to a pile of shit on the floor>
MANSHO0N: Alright Dammit, now to important business yall need ta vote on who
gonna suck my cock;P
Lluciana: :::HOLDS ALOFT THE SURNAME WORSHIP TITLE:::
JOKER GOD: I gotta get on the doubles thing...
Lluciana: KAAOS DAMNIT!
JOKER GOD: who wants ta do it?
Slayve: We just voted YES on that pile of shit over Tshitso.
Frytz Gryn: Gettin' lazy...&lt;grin>
Lluciana: WHAT???
Kal Mirage: yeah whos joining the doubles ladder with me also... ;>
War Kn1ght: LMAO
JOKER GOD: yes on shitso???
Frytz Gryn: &lt;---Joined with Graller ;>
Slayve: No on Tshitso. YES on the pile of shit.
Lluciana: NO FUCKIN WAY T-SHIRT IS IN..I'LL PULL OUT THE CAPS
Tsitsho: No, on the pile of shit. See what fuckin' with ym name gets you? ;>
JOKER GOD: Ahhhh
Tsitsho: More confused than KAAOS already is. ;>
JOKER GOD: gotcha ;>
Slayve: CHAMBER!
RELL1KK: Whelp...im outta here
JOKER GOD: Shitso..if you hate us so much how come ya keep hangin' around?
Lluciana: IF MORT LOOSES T-SHIRT CAN'T COME BACK
Slayve: Awwwww.
Cendrick: CHAMBER!
War Kn1ght: CYAS RELLIK
JOKER GOD: you fuckin' pathetic wannabe, ya
RELL1KK: got some trick or treaters in my basement i got ta skin
Tsitsho: I never said I hated you.
RELL1KK: Heh! Heh!
Slayve: ROFL Rell!
MANSHO0N: Heh, Lata REALILD1K
Tsitsho: But, I damn sure ain't gonna' go kissin' yer crusty asses. ;>
Lluciana: HEHE RELL ;>
JOKER GOD: lata Rel ;>
Kal Mirage: laters rell ;>
JOKER GOD: Then fucking leave!
Lluciana: BYE RELL ;)
Slayve: I hear Tshitso wants to blow Malhavok.
War Kn1ght: ::NOTES HE DIDNT KISS A CRUSTY ASS:::
Lluciana: WAIT!!
JOKER GOD: for what?
Lluciana: WHAT WAS THE VERDICT ON KN1GHT?
War Kn1ght: I GOT TWO WEEKS
Tsitsho: 2 week probation.
Slayve: Rellikk said KGFS. He in.
Lluciana: KEWL
Frytz Gryn: ::KICKS COCK SUCKER KNOCKING ON HIS DOOR... TAKES THE BAD OF
CANDY HE HAS...::
JOKER GOD: rofl!
Lluciana: NO ON BUNNY BOY
Lluciana: YOU'RE OUT FRYTZ
War Kn1ght: A 12 GAUGE WORKS BETTER FRYTZ
Slayve: If it's a little girl...stick your dick in her candy bag!
Kal Mirage: I vote no on pussiana!
Frytz Gryn: Bag ;pp
MANSHO0N: Hehhh, Skar tryin to get in Kaaos Luci?;>
Lluciana: ROFL! ARE YOU?
Slayve: Buncha fucking WANNABES!
Lluciana: WHOO!!
JOKER GOD: yeah
JOKER GOD: what Slayve said
MANSHO0N: FUCK NO, I would get in this piece of shit wit Gnayve and JOKFERA
KNOB;p
Slayve: What?
JOKER GOD: Jokfera knob?
Lluciana: {S DEADCAT
JOKER GOD: imaginative...
Slayve: He must be GOC, I can't understand a thing he says with that dick in
his mouth.
JOKER GOD: lmao!
War Kn1ght: dats the only dick he has slayve
Slayve: (Or else he's typing with one hand) &lt;Grin>
Lluciana: SLAYVE'S DA MAN..WHOO!!
MANSHO0N: Hehh, funny I dont feel a thing, best get lucis strap on Gnayve;p
Kal Mirage: Or he typing with his dick?
JOKER GOD: we always seem to have two or three losers who tell us how
ridiculous we are while they HANG AROUND US
JOKER GOD: CONSTANTLY
JOKER GOD: !
Slayve: LOL Kal. Possibly.
Frytz Gryn: Luci...::BOOOOOT:: Luci's snatch... You can stay.
Slayve: lol!
Cendrick: heh
Kal Mirage: heh!
Slayve: Lluci's pussy DEFINATELY stays.
JOKER GOD: YES ON LUCI'S SNATCH!!!
Slayve: In my room.
Lluciana: YA'LL GET OUTA KAL'S PANTS..DAMN THE MAN'S WORN OUT;X MAKIN ME SICK
JOKER GOD: or is it "Lluci"?
Lluciana: {S WRETCH
Slayve: {S STUPID
Lluciana: I LOVE THAT ONE;>
Slayve: Allright all, I'm gone.
MANSHO0N: Lata Slayve;>
War Kn1ght: im ready to kill
Lluciana: {S BYEBYE
Slayve: War &lt;nods>
Cendrick: cya Slayve!
JOKER GOD: or is it like Spanish...pronounced "Yuciana" ? ;D
Slayve: Tshitso. &lt;takes another shit>
War Kn1ght: cya slayve
Cendrick: WORSHIP YER WEB GOD!
Lluciana: BYE SLAYVE ;)
MANSHO0N: :::BOOT:::
Kal Mirage: lates slayve ;>
Lluciana: OH!
Lluciana: CENDY..
Frytz Gryn: Thank god I never got speakers on my computer...;>
Lluciana: GOT 5 GROUP PHOTOS OF THE GODS...
Cendrick: Yes....?
Cendrick: send it!
JOKER GOD: I gotta send ya my screen
Lluciana: ME, MAL, P1, REL, DD,
Cendrick: heh
Lluciana: ONE WITH VAIN "IS STUPID" IN THE MIDDLE ;>
Cendrick: wheeeeeeeeee!
Lluciana: WHOO!
MANSHO0N: Heh, shit gotta start hittin tha bong;>
JOKER GOD: YES ON THE BONG!!!!
Kal Mirage: ok.. which one of you asses is gonna join the doubles ladder with
me?
JOKER GOD: I will
MANSHO0N: :::Pulls out Holy Bong of Bane:::
JOKER GOD: fuck it
JOKER GOD: let's do it
MANSHO0N: :::Packs it:::
JOKER GOD: pack it big
Kal Mirage: hehe
War Kn1ght: fire that thing up
MANSHO0N: :::Ignition:::
JOKER GOD: I got big lungs
MANSHO0N: ::::Inhales::::
MANSHO0N: ::::BLASTOFFFFFF::::
Frytz Gryn: ::Drops acid::
Cendrick: ::: pulls out bong shaped like a twat :::
MANSHO0N: :::Passes Bong to Kal:::
JOKER GOD: where's the carb on that, Cend? ;>
JOKER GOD: hehe
Lluciana: OH CENDY..
Cendrick: see the extra long clit ;D
Kal Mirage: ::inhaaaaaale::
War Kn1ght: pass it on
Cendrick: :::: SLUUUURRRRPPPPP --- Inhales ::::
Kal Mirage: ::passes bong to the gizz catcheer::
Lluciana: DO YOU WANT THE SAYING ACTUALLY IN THE SCREEN CAP FOR THE WEG PAGE?
Cendrick: wheeeeeeeeeeeee!
Cendrick: don't worry about it lucy, just mail it along, i'll cut and paste
Cendrick: as necessary
Lluciana: MINES A LITTLE LONG..(WEB PAGE) BUT AWESOME
Cendrick: wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Lluciana: OK :)
MANSHO0N: :::Gizz takes the bong, takes another hit and passes to JOKER:::
Lluciana: ::SNAGS:::
War Kn1ght: intercepts
Lluciana: ::HIDES IN THE HOT TUB WITH IT:::
MANSHO0N: Fuckin thievin ass bitches;p
War Kn1ght: :::::inhhhhhhhaaaaaalllllllleeeeeeeeeee::;::
JOKER GOD: &lt;produces party bowl made from a skull>
JOKER GOD: pack this ;>
Cendrick: Welp... time to molest all these pre-teen sols i got in the
basement... cya! ;D
Cendrick: heh heh
Lluciana: CYA CENNDY ;)
War Kn1ght: im headin to the game also
MANSHO0N: Lata Slimpricl;>
MANSHO0N: er Slimprick even;p
Lluciana: ::TAKES BONG AND LEAVES THE HOLE::: WORSHHIP THE STEAL~!
War Kn1ght: SNAGGS BONG FROM LUCI
War Kn1ght: WORSHIP DAT
MANSHO0N: Keep that fucker runnin round the circle dammit!
Lluciana: :::HIS HAND COMES BACK TWO FINGERS SHORT:::
War Kn1ght: MATCHES MY OTHER NOW
JOKER GOD: heh
Kal Mirage: time to go fuck some people up... lates ;>
War Kn1ght: WHOOOOO
Lluciana: OK... I'M OUTA HERE...SEE YA LATER EVERYONE..;PPP
MANSHO0N: See ya in a sec Kal;>
MANSHO0N: :::Grabs Bong and races out the door:::
War Kn1ght: LATA ALL
MANSHO0N: Laters;>
JOKER GOD: well
JOKER GOD: alone at last ....heh ;>
Lluciana: ROFL...HEHE..
Lluciana: DIDN'T NOTICE..WAS WAITIN FER AN ANSWER...
JOKER GOD: no school tomorrow
JOKER GOD: I can sleep in ;>
JOKER GOD: gotta work, though
JOKER GOD: ;x
Lluciana: WHAT TIME YOU WORK?
Lluciana: -looses the caps-
JOKER GOD: 1130-1000
Lluciana: kristin..ya..and morgan..hey..1-130-1000 is your number?
JOKER GOD: heh
JOKER GOD: that is a joke, right?
Lluciana: i'm lookin fer your number...
Lluciana: hold on..
JOKER GOD: sec...
JOKER GOD: im comin'

War Knight
06-10-2004, 04:35 PM
Think that was around Halloween of '94.

I do remember that HH though... I could hardly type cuss I was laughing so damn hard.

Sir Rellik
06-10-2004, 05:27 PM
&lt;&lt;RELL1KK: WAR KNIGHT.......TWO WEEK KFGS PROBATION
RELL1KK: MORTEKAI AND TSITSHO DEATH MATCH
RELL1KK: THE WINNER CAN COME BACK NEXT WEEK
RELL1KK: YER GOD HAS SPOKEN


Ahhh those were the days when you could just have the rejects kill each other off.



&lt;RELL1KK: got some trick or treaters in my basement i got ta skin>>>

Definitely Halloween.