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Tyo
06-10-2004, 02:47 PM
[22:00] <Newbold> its 10:00!
[22:00] <PLAYER-PS> I'M HERE
[22:00] <Newbold> who the fuck cares about u
[22:01] <PLAYER-PS> YOUR MOM?
[22:01] * Rellik has joined #kaaos
[22:01] * Blayloc sets mode: +o Rellik
[22:01] <Newbold> poor u.
[22:01] <_Onyx> sup Rells
[22:01] * Nurg-PS is now known as Nurgling
[22:01] <PLAYER-PS> BETTER THAN MY MOM
[22:01] <Rellik> Heh! Heh!
[22:02] <Nurgling> I vote yes, can we go now?
[22:02] <Pharismod> Game 7 is on and you idiots schedule a Hell Hole!
[22:02] <_Onyx> Tampa has this game Phar;p
[22:02] <Nurgling> Only one idiot did.
[22:02] <PLAYER-PS> IT WAS TYO, OH LOOK WHO'S NOT HERE
[22:02] <Rellik> Lol what nurg said
[22:03] * Hed-zzz is now known as Hedron
[22:03] <Hedron> WHEEEE!!!!!
[22:03] <Hedron> Sup fuckers
[22:03] <Hedron> Tyo is teh afk
[22:03] <PLAYER-PS> I SEE NO FUCKERS, FUCKER
[22:03] <Nurgling> Whats up? Whats up is TR is bent the fuck over on Emerald
[22:03] <Hedron> lol, yah the day shift really fucked the goat ass
[22:04] <Hedron> fuckers had us down to zero locked continents
[22:04] <Newbold> TR is always an uphill battle
[22:04] <PLAYER-PS> TR GETS TO BE THE BITCH FOR A WEEK OR TWO
[22:04] <Hedron> what a fucking way to start prime time
[22:04] <Nurgling> Like THREE red bases and thats is.
[22:04] <Nurgling> er it
[22:04] <Hedron> gheh
[22:04] <Hedron> very gheh
[22:04] <Nurgling> We hold sanc! And doing it well, ONLY because they can't attack us there
[22:05] <Hedron> heh heh
[22:05] <Hedron> well, whatever
[22:05] <Hedron> can't count on the day shift
[22:05] <Hedron> we'll dig them out
[22:05] <Nurgling> So anyhow, Rann add Player to the roster so we can get back to the war and lose. No point it wasting time here when he's gona get added anyhow.
[22:05] <Hedron> Today is a last minute unannounced booting.
[22:05] * Hedron is now known as KAAOS
[22:05] * KAAOS is now known as KAAOSBoot
[22:05] <Pharismod> Anybody got a copy of Act! 6? ;p
[22:05] <KAAOSBoot> Tonight I will be booting the rest of the terran empire
[22:05] <KAAOSBoot> BOOT!
[22:05] <KAAOSBoot> fags
[22:05] <PLAYER-PS> ACT 6 = YES
[22:06] <PLAYER-PS> OR IS IT 2000
[22:06] <Pharismod> 6
[22:06] <Pharismod> hook me up and I will vote yes on yer ass ;p
[22:06] <KAAOSBoot> lol
[22:06] * KAAOSBoot is now known as Hedron
[22:06] <PLAYER-PS> I KNOW I HAVE 2000, 6 I WILL HAVE TO CHECK NO
[22:06] <Nurgling> Whats with the caps there Nova Jr?
[22:07] <Ritualist> no shit
[22:07] <PLAYER-PS> KEYBOARD IS STUCK
[22:07] <Hedron> lol
[22:07] <Nurgling> What next? You'll scream about guts and ass of all?
[22:07] <Hedron> SUCK DAH CAPS
[22:07] <Newbold> pharis if he doesnt have it i may be able to get it. PM me on the boards if he cant get u it
[22:07] <Hedron> ass guts are highly underrated as a vent for planetside frustration
[22:07] <Pharismod> k NB
[22:08] <Newbold> hed what is it with u and all the ass talk tonight
[22:08] <Nurgling> Some of those other PS fuckers, should be in here to witness this shit. Stupid fuckers.
[22:08] <Hedron> we didn't invite them
[22:08] <Hedron> because we're elitest assholes
[22:08] <Hedron> and we likeit that way
[22:08] <Nurgling> Yeah I hard that.
[22:08] <Newbold> got the asshole part right
[22:08] <PLAYER-PS> HED BEEN PM'N CORK?
[22:08] <Hedron> you hard that?
[22:08] <Hedron> wtf
[22:08] <Nurgling> HEARD that
[22:08] <Hedron> little too excited?
[22:08] <Hedron> Wife not giving it up?
[22:08] <Newbold> lol.. ass... hard.. gay!
[22:09] <Nurgling> My wife gives it up, and so does the one next door.
[22:09] <Hedron> lol!
[22:09] <Hedron> WHEEEE!!!!!
[22:09] <Hedron> Isn't his husband mad?
[22:09] <Newbold> nurgs house is like the beginning of Old School
[22:09] <Hedron> you live in san fran, right?
[22:09] <Nurgling> Dunno, are you?
[22:09] <PLAYER-PS> HED YOU SHOULD TALK TO DRAGGS HE CAN HELP YOU WITH THAT GAY
[22:10] <Hedron> Hey, I'm just observing the perversion from afar
[22:10] <Ritualist> ya nurg i'm sure his life partner is not pleased with you
[22:10] <Nurgling> You shouldn't even be talking ya fucking dumb shit.
[22:10] lol
[22:10] <Rellik> lol
[22:10] <Ritualist> oh i will talk
[22:11] yes.. but most of it is out of your ass
[22:11] <Nurgling> Exactly.
[22:11] <Newbold> most of it goes IN his ass too.
[22:11] <Hedron> Ok, first we need a warm up hell hole.
[22:11] <Hedron> Nurgs. Go.
[22:11] <Hedron> Ok, that sucked.
[22:11] <Ritualist> blay wonder how loud the suction sound would be if i try tp pull your mouth off his ass
[22:11] <Hedron> Ritual. Go.
[22:11] I still vote no on Nurgs
[22:11] <Hedron> That sucked too.
[22:11] <Pharismod> AFK to watch the game. I vote no unless Player comes up with Act 6 ;p
[22:11] <Hedron> Blay. Go.
[22:11] DIE Hedron
[22:11] Thank you.
[22:11] <Hedron> Now that's not bad.
[22:12] <Hedron> Pharismod still scheduled for booting in the second half of the HH?
[22:12] Die in a Fire, Hedron?
[22:12] <Nurgling> Ritual I wonder how many more KGFS will prove to be more useful than your four year vet self....
[22:12] Die in a Fire while Holding Rituals unborn Retarded Window Licking Child, Hedron?
[22:12] <Hedron> window licking?! LOL
[22:13] <Ritualist> look at how these freaks are on my balls together
[22:13] <Hedron> one for each nut
[22:13] <Hedron> it's like nut jewlery
[22:13] <Newbold> I want to know why KAAOS is thinking of letting in some fucktard that cant think of a name so he types in player, which comes back as being used and he is presented with player9999 he thinks to himself.. damn thats not bad, and uses it.
[22:13] <Hedron> now that's a good fucking question
[22:13] <Newbold> I mean think of a fucking name u fucking retard
[22:13] That question has Merit
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[22:13] <Newbold> jesus christ u typed PLAYER in.. wtf
[22:14] <Nurgling> Balls? Those must be new, all we've seen so far is bleeding pussy from you. "err...I r playing night elf, cause I can't r fucking read teh forums"
[22:14] <PLAYER-PS> BECAUSE. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK
[22:14] <Newbold> then why should we.
[22:14] <Hedron> Hedron's Official Translation: Because I am blay's window licking retarded love boy
[22:14] <Hedron> Blay!
[22:14] <Hedron> You got another one?
[22:14] hmmm..
[22:14] Corky?
[22:14] <Hedron> lol!
[22:14] <PLAYER-PS> I CAN TAKE ANY NAME ANY GAME. I NEED TO FIND ONE THAT FITS
[22:15] <Nurgling> Why lick the window to clean it when you can use Rituals wet pussy.
[22:15] <Hedron> Even people that don't play with cork fuck with him. aahaahahahaha
[22:15] <Hedron> OK
[22:15] <Hedron> PLAYER
[22:15] <Hedron> APPROACH THE FUCKING BONE THRONE
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[22:15] <Newbold> real hard to fuck with cork lol.. he loads the gun for u
[22:15] <Hedron> AND DROP TO YOUR RETARDED WINDOW LICKING KNEES
[22:15] * Faust has left #kaaos
[22:15] RITUAL, From this day forth, by decree of the oldest active member of KAAOS.. your name shall now be Corky du'Windowlicka in any game that we play..
[22:15] not matter which side you choose to play on.
[22:15] <Nurgling> lol
[22:15] <Ritualist> you aren't the oldest member
[22:16] Oh really?
[22:16] Day 1 bitch.
[22:16] <Ritualist> and as a matter of fact irkle
[22:16] <Nurgling> Uh yeah he is stupid ass.
[22:16] <Rellik> Yea...hes the only wuss im not responsible for
[22:16] <Hedron> Mal still breathes
[22:16] <Hedron> PLAYER
[22:16] <PLAYER-PS> YES
[22:16] <Hedron> WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU NEWBIE PIEE OF SHIT
[22:16] <Hedron> APPROACH THE FUCKING THRONE AND KNEEL
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[22:16] <Nurgling> Mal isn't KAAOS
[22:16] <Ritualist> you know mal, my sponsor
[22:16] Mal hasn't breathed since TSOY
[22:16] <Hedron> Ok true
[22:16] <PLAYER-PS> HEDRON DON'T YOU HAVE A DATE WITH MALORN TONIGHT?
[22:16] <Ritualist> but you are still a fucking irkle-esque bitch
[22:16] <Hedron> PLAYER GET THE FUCK UP HERE AND KNEEL
[22:16] Mal shit out a Denise..
[22:17] <Hedron> KNEEL YOU HO FACED LITTLE COCK SUCKER
[22:17] and I was done with him.
[22:17] <Hedron> KNEEL BEFORE YOUR GODS AND MAKE YOUR SUPPLICATION
[22:17] <Newbold> player if u kneel in front of head and hear him unzipper.. run.
[22:17] <Hedron> KNEEL!
[22:17] <PLAYER-PS> ALREADY RUNNING
[22:17] <Hedron> OR THIS HELL HOLE IS OVER
[22:17] <Tusc> KNEEL BITCH
[22:17] <Hedron> KNEEL YOU LITTLE PISSANT
[22:17] <Nurgling> Newbold, let him use your zipper hood.
[22:17] <Newbold> player its a position ur used to
[22:17] <Hedron> GET UP HERE AND PREPARE TO DELIVER
[22:17] <Hedron> FUCKING KEEL!!!!
[22:17] <PLAYER-PS> PIZZA
[22:17] <Hedron> KNEEEEEEELLLLLL!!!!!!!!!
[22:18] <Hedron> BEGIN YOUR JOURNEY TO GODHOOD!
[22:18] <Newbold> give player 5 bucks he'll know the position
[22:18] <Hedron> KNEEL OR GIVE REASON WHY NOT
[22:18] <PLAYER-PS> *KNEELS* WITH KNIFE IN HAND
[22:18] He knelt. WTF.
[22:18] I VOTE NO
[22:18] <Hedron> Did he just kneel?
[22:18] Yes
[22:18] <Ritualist> OH NO HE DIDN'T
[22:18] WTF
[22:18] <Nurgling> DUmb ass! Gods dont kneel!
[22:18] <Hedron> Is that it, guys? Should we call it now?
[22:18] <Rellik> WUSS KAAOS KNEELS BEFORE NO MAN OR GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[22:18] <Newbold> i told u.. he's used to being down there
[22:18] <Hedron> I mean, jeezus, that was fucking easy.
[22:18] YOU KNEEL BEFORE NO ONE YOU FUCKING WINDOW LICKER
[22:18] <Hedron> What a piece of shit.
[22:18] <Hedron> Who sponsored this fuck up?
[22:18] <PLAYER-PS> HELLO I HAD A KNIFE
[22:18] <Nurgling> lol
[22:18] <Hedron> ooo, a knife
[22:18] <Newbold> use it to slit ur throat
[22:18] <Hedron> my skin is all creepy with fear
[22:19] I vote no on the fuck that sponsored him.
[22:19] <Hedron> while you're down there with your knife, git to suckin
[22:19] <Hedron> you toothless whore in a zippered hood
[22:19] <Hedron> fuckin a
[22:19] <Rellik> :::::LOOKS AT NINE INCH SERRATED BLADE::::::::
[22:19] <Hedron> you just can't find them with spines anymore
[22:19] <Nurgling> lol
[22:19] nine iches? Rellik must have pop a Viagra
[22:19] * Ritualist sets mode: +o Tusc
[22:19] * ChanServ sets mode: -o Tusc
[22:19] * Blayloc sets mode: +o Tusc
[22:19] * Hedron beats the fuck out of player with his mother's le
[22:19] <Hedron> g
[22:20] <Rellik> Age has its advantages with the docs
[22:20] <Hedron> ALRIGHT
[22:20] <Hedron> STAND UP YOU LITTLE PUSS
[22:20] <Hedron> GET THE FUCK UP!
[22:20] <PLAYER-PS> YEAH MY DEAD MOTHERS LEG. hED WHY DID YOU DIG HER UP?
[22:20] <Hedron> STNAD UP LIKE A GOD
[22:20] <Hedron> STAND UP LIKE A GOD, YOU PATHETIC PANSY
[22:20] <Hedron> Gods. Get him up.
[22:20] <Tusc> death just adds a little flavor to the cooch
[22:20] <Hedron> lol tusc!
[22:20] <Hedron> AHAAHAHA
[22:21] <Hedron> Death flavored cooch in a box, a new product
[22:21] <Ritualist> he's readjusting his depends
[22:21] <Hedron> Player, are you retarded?
[22:21] <Hedron> are you able to respond?
[22:21] <PLAYER-PS> THAT BITCH IS ROTTEN
[22:21] <Hedron> STAND UP
[22:21] <Hedron> mother fucker
[22:21] <Hedron> STAND UP
[22:21] <Newbold> player turn the care bears off the tv and look at your monitor
[22:21] <PLAYER-PS> i'M UP
[22:21] <Tusc> Bend over
[22:21] <Hedron> Look at that. He's like a puppet
[22:21] <Pharismod> Player forgot to cert in evil before he came in here
[22:21] <Hedron> stand up, sit down, kneel
[22:21] <Hedron> wtf
[22:21] hahahh
[22:21] <Ritualist> PICK THAT BAR OF SOAP UP PLAYER
[22:21] Flashbacks from your HH Ritualist?
[22:21] <Hedron> Alright, enough of the shit. Player, you're standing in front of the gods. We have one simple requirement of you.
[22:22] <Hedron> Are you ready?
[22:22] <Tusc> Suck us all off
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[22:22] <Hedron> LOL!
[22:22] <Hedron> no, that's not it
[22:22] <Hedron> One simple requirement.
[22:22] <Hedron> .
[22:22] <Hedron> .
[22:22] <PLAYER-PS> YES
[22:22] <Hedron> Say something evil.
[22:22] <Ritualist> there was no soap dropping in mine
[22:22] You bent over on your own accord Rit..
[22:22] I remember
[22:22] <PLAYER-PS> SOMETHING EVVVVIIIIIILLLLLLL
[22:23] ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
[22:23] <Hedron> I said SAY SOMETHING EVIL. NOT SOMETHING STUPID.
[22:23] hahahah
[22:23] <Hedron> This was Tyo's idea, wasn't it.
[22:23] <Hedron> Remind me to boot that cock sucker.
[22:23] <Hedron> Player. I'm goin got spell it out.
[22:23] <Hedron> Say.
[22:23] <Hedron> Something.
[22:23] <Hedron> Evil.
[22:23] <Ritualist> with his new refined format
[22:23] <PLAYER-PS> SOMETING. EVIL.
[22:24] hahahah
[22:24] OMFG
[22:24] <Hedron> (rolling eyes)
[22:24] I AM IN TEARS
[22:24] hahahah
[22:24] <Hedron> STEP UP THE FUCKING PLATE AND TELL US WHY YOU HAVE THE FUCKING SPINE TO BE A GOD
[22:24] <Hedron> BECAUSE RIGHT NOW YOU LOOK LIKE SOMETHING WE SCRAPPED OFF OF OUR SHOES
[22:24] <Hedron> GET UP AND SPILL THE EVIL
[22:24] <Hedron> GORE
[22:24] <Hedron> DESTRUCTION
[22:24] <Hedron> TELL US WHO YOU ARE. A GOD OR A MORTAL.
[22:24] <Hedron> SAY.
[22:24] <Hedron> SOMETHING.
[22:24] <Hedron> EVIL.
[22:24] <PLAYER-PS> SAYING SOMETHING EVIL IS BULLSHIT. I JUST AM. THAT'S WHY I FOUND KAAOS
[22:24] <Rellik> SAY IT WUSS!!!!!!
[22:25] <Hedron> WHY THE FUCK DO WE CARE THAT YOU'RE HERE? WHY SHOULD WE?
[22:25] !topic 13[11@15Hedron13] 15Say something evil. 13[1115PLAYER-PS13] 15SOMETHING EVVVVIIIIIILLLLLLL
[22:25] * ChanServ changes topic to '0[14 5KAAOS 140] [14 05K0illing 5A0s 5A0n 5O0rganized 5S0port 140] [14 5W0ebsite14:0 www.kaaos.com 140] 0[14,1 5,1N0ews14,1:0,1 13[11@15Hedron13] 15Say something evil. 13[1115PLAYER-PS13] 15SOMETHING EVVVVIIIIIILLLLLLL 14,10,1]'
[22:25] <Hedron> YOU JUST AM? YOU JUST AM WHAT?
[22:25] <Hedron> WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?
[22:25] <PLAYER-PS> HATEFULL, ANGRY, THIRSTY,
[22:26] <Hedron> thirsty?
[22:26] <Hedron> gatorade?
[22:26] <Hedron> eeeeeevil gatorade?
[22:26] <PLAYER-PS> DEATH
[22:26] <Hedron> so you're thirsty, mad and dead?
[22:26] <PLAYER-PS> THAT WAS EASY
[22:26] <Hedron> you want to add sulky to the list?
[22:26] <Pharismod> this is worse than...
[22:26] Hedron.. My 9 year old Neice wants to do her HellHole now...
[22:26] <Pharismod> I don't know what it's worse than.
[22:26] if this is what we are reduced to
[22:27] <Hedron> or maybe petulant?
[22:27] <Hedron> WHY ARE YOU FUCKING HERE?!?!!
[22:27] <Tusc> grumpy?
[22:27] <Hedron> It's the SEVEN FUCKING DWARVES OF KAAOS
[22:27] <Hedron> Blay = faggy
[22:27] <Ritualist> calgary comin back
[22:27] <Hedron> Nurgs = dumpy
[22:27] <PLAYER-PS> HEDRON = DOPEY
[22:27] <Hedron> Pharismod = sloppy
[22:27] <Hedron> oooo!
[22:27] <Hedron> he's getting me there
[22:28] <Hedron> Do you have.... one.... fucking.... ounce... of evil?
[22:28] Umm.. I believe the guantlet has been thrown
[22:28] <Hedron> step up and make us believe, player
[22:28] <Tusc> i think that was an isotoner....not a gauntlet
[22:28] <PLAYER-PS> I'D HAVE TOO KILL YOU ALL
[22:28] <Hedron> lol!
[22:28] <Hedron> HAHAHA
[22:28] <Hedron> WELL GO AHEAD
[22:28] <Ritualist> the gauntlet has been thrown by a limp wrist.
[22:29] <Hedron> It'd be better than what we have so far
[22:29] <Pharismod> WHEEEEE!!!!
[22:29] <Ritualist> score
[22:29] <Pharismod> WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
[22:29] <Hedron> why... are you... meaning player.... here....
[22:29] <PLAYER-PS> BECAUSE I BELONG HERE.
[22:29] <Hedron> Why?
[22:30] <PLAYER-PS> BECAUSE YOUR ASS FITS LIKE A GLOVE ON MY DICK
[22:30] <Newbold> hmm
[22:30] <Newbold> yikes?
[22:30] <Pharismod> LOL
[22:30] <Hedron> uhm
[22:30] <PLAYER-PS> OH SHIT.
[22:30] <Ritualist> p m f g
[22:30] <Pharismod> I TOLD YOU HE'D GO THE ASSFUCKING ROUTE TO GET INTO KAAOS
[22:30] <Hedron> Yah
[22:31] <Hedron> He seemed like the ass fucking type
[22:31] <PLAYER-PS> BUT YOU ASK FOT IT
[22:31] <Newbold> i dont want to know how u know that
[22:31] <Tusc> gaydar
[22:31] <Hedron> lol
[22:31] <Hedron> Player, say something evil.
[22:31] <Hedron> I can only state that so many ways.
[22:31] <Hedron> Why are you here?
[22:32] <Newbold> he already answered that. to assfuck you.
[22:32] <PLAYER-PS> HEY I HAVE KIDS TO SACRIFICE AND A WIFE TO KILL WHAT'S GAYDON GOT?
[22:32] <Hedron> Apparently. Now I want an answer that's worth a shit.
[22:32] <Hedron> Ok, now we're warming up.
[22:32] <Ritualist> he's really stickin by his guns on tightness of that ass
[22:32] <Hedron> Go ahead. Serve 'em up.
[22:32] <Newbold> who is gaydon
[22:32] <Hedron> it's hit gay robot pal
[22:32] <Newbold> lol
[22:32] <Hedron> that transforms into a huge buttplug
[22:33] <Hedron> which he crams up there
[22:33] <Ritualist> no it's gaydar
[22:33] <PLAYER-PS> SHALL IT BE THE UNBORN FIRST. NO NO SCREAM CAN BEA HEARD FORM THEM
[22:33] <Newbold> like radar for gay people...
[22:33] <Hedron> hey
[22:33] <Hedron> check that out
[22:33] <Hedron> it ALMOST sounds evil
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[22:33] <Ritualist> like the big red spot on my gaydar that represents nurg
[22:33] Ok... who is feeding him info in PMs?
[22:33] <Ego-afk> fuckers
[22:33] Speaking of Gay
[22:33] * Hedron sets mode: +o Ego-afk
[22:33] * Ego-afk is now known as Ego
[22:33] * ChanServ sets mode: -o Ego
[22:33] Hello Ego!
[22:33] * Hedron sets mode: +o Ego
[22:33] * ChanServ sets mode: -o Ego
[22:33] * Blayloc sets mode: +o Ego
[22:33] <Ego> Blaycock ;p
[22:34] <Hedron> it's ego cockgobbler
[22:34] <Hedron> welcome ego
[22:34] <Hedron> player would like to ass fuck you for his evil
[22:34] <Ritualist> iginla scores next goal, mark me
[22:34] Ego.. allow me to recap the HEll Hole for you so far...
[22:34] <PLAYER-PS> NAH I'LL COME BACK TO THE FAMILY. LETS START WITH MY MOTHER
[22:34] <Pharismod> Ego get your cock out. Player is making the rounds
[22:34] <Hedron> Yah. Start with your mother. I did.
[22:34] <Hedron> LOL!
[22:34] <PLAYER-PS> THAT BITCH NEEDS MT TO CUT HER HEART OUT
[22:34] <Hedron> As tusc would say, death just added a little flavor to the coochie
[22:35] <Hedron> yah. cut her heart out. like that hasn't been done to death.
[22:35] <Hedron> Still, it's about a 2000% improvement since the start
[22:35] <PLAYER-PS> SHE'S NOT REALLY DEAD. BUT SHE IS ROTTEN
[22:35] <Ego> his EVIL is his mother? thats it?
[22:35] [@Hedron] Say something evil. [PLAYER-PS] SOMETHING EVVVVIIIIIILLLLLLL
[22:35] <Hedron> sounds like herpes to me
[22:35] [@Hedron] Say something evil. [PLAYER-PS] SOMETHING EVVVVIIIIIILLLLLLL
[22:35] [@Hedron] Say something evil. [PLAYER-PS] SOMETHING EVVVVIIIIIILLLLLLL
[22:35] <PLAYER-PS> MAYBE SKANK
[22:35] [@Hedron] Say something evil. [PLAYER-PS] SOMETHING EVVVVIIIIIILLLLLLL
[22:35] [@Hedron] Say something evil. [PLAYER-PS] SOMETHING EVVVVIIIIIILLLLLLL
[22:35] <Hedron> Ego, could be worse. He could have admitted that you're his mother.
[22:35] <Ego> I might be
[22:35] <Ego> Im waiting to see
[22:36] <PLAYER-PS> DIE BITCH
[22:36] Player.. I'll Help you out bud..
[22:36] <Hedron> pregnancy test inconclusive, ego mom?
[22:36] Talk about fucking Ego's Daughter..
[22:36] <Hedron> yah, everyone else does
[22:36] <Ego> Faust...god damn, we letting just anyone in here these days?
[22:36] <Hedron> it's a popular subject
[22:36] it has happened in 99% of all Evil Sayings
[22:36] <PLAYER-PS> PLEASE THAT ABOUT AS USEFULL AS CORKS MOM
[22:36] <Ego> My daughter is now LEGAL, you all wouldnt be interested now
[22:36] Obviously.. you haven't seen Ego's Daughter
[22:37] <Faust>
[22:37] <Ego> she's a bitch
[22:37] and she swallows
[22:37] <PLAYER-PS> OK WHERE'S THE BARN YARD SITE SO I CAN CHECK HER OUT
[22:37] * Blayloc shakes head
[22:37] <Ego> Where's this fuckers evil?
[22:37] <Hedron> player
[22:37] [@Hedron] Say something evil. [PLAYER-PS] SOMETHING EVVVVIIIIIILLLLLLL
[22:37] <Hedron> in 200 words or less
[22:37] <Hedron> why are you here
[22:37] There it is Ego
[22:37] <PLAYER-PS> HED YOU GOT THAT ADDRESS RIGHT
[22:37] [@Hedron] Say something evil. [PLAYER-PS] SOMETHING EVVVVIIIIIILLLLLLL
[22:37] <Hedron> cause I still don't fucking get it
[22:38] <Tusc> his dog ate his evil
[22:38] <Hedron> As near as I can tell, you're here because you got tired of picking your nose
[22:38] <Hedron> He did his evil, but it got lost in the mail?
[22:38] <Hedron> Man up and spell it out, player
[22:38] <Ego> yeah Faust
[22:39] <Tusc> maybe ego's daughter can get a hellhole....gotta be more evil than this
[22:39] <Pharismod> motherfucking Khabibulin
[22:39] <Ritualist> christ but that was a save
[22:39] <Hedron> Jeezus fucking christ
[22:40] <Hedron> I could fall asleep waiting for this
[22:40] <Ego> MOTHER FUCKER...WHERE IS YOUR EVIL!!!
[22:40] <PLAYER-PS> IF YOUR LOOKING FOR A STORY I DON'T HAVE ONE. IT'S ALL BULLSHIT. EVIL IS NOT IN A BUNCH OF WORDS ON IRC.
[22:40] !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[22:40] <PLAYER-PS> IT'S IN ACTIONS
[22:40] <Hedron> and
[22:40] <Hedron> ...
[22:40] <Ritualist> right
[22:40] <Hedron> ?
[22:40] <Rellik> How many times have I heard that.....
[22:40] <Nurgling> We done yet? The evil that Player was spewing was so soothing it made me take a power nap.
[22:40] <Rellik> Player seems ill prepared.....
[22:40] <Hedron> nurg, lmao!
[22:41] <Hedron> AHAAHAHAHA
[22:41] [@Hedron] Say something evil. [PLAYER-PS] SOMETHING EVVVVIIIIIILLLLLLL
[22:41] <Ego> PLAYER-PS..www.google.com...enters EVIl and search's
[22:41] [@Hedron] Say something evil. [PLAYER-PS] SOMETHING EVVVVIIIIIILLLLLLL
[22:41] [@Hedron] Say something evil. [PLAYER-PS] SOMETHING EVVVVIIIIIILLLLLLL
[22:41] <Hedron> THE EVIL POWER NAP (tm) PLAYER9999999999999
[22:41] <Hedron> "You'll rest dreamlessly in a really really.... REALLY evil nap. That's evil."
[22:41] <Ego> Who's the prick that told this douche bag about the HH?
[22:41] <Hedron> I blame Tyo.
[22:42] This reeks of Tyo
[22:42] <Ego> thats fucking asshole
[22:42] <Ritualist> incest, feces, boredom
[22:42] <Hedron> Or perhaps his girlfriend was a thte keyboard
[22:42] Lets just make him an Ark and be done with it..
[22:42] he will fit right in.
[22:42] <Tusc> I think tyo and his girlfriend are interchangeable
[22:42] <Hedron> NOBODY ASKED FOR A STORY, PLAYER. WE ASKED YOU WHERE YOU WERE HERE, AND TO SAY SOMETHING EVIL.
[22:42] <Hedron> So far you've played around the edges.
[22:42] Player Ark... Welcome to KAAOS
[22:42] <Ego> Ark PLAYER...you must change your name to that for always and ever
[22:43] <Ego> either way
[22:43] I am going back to Webcaming iwth Ego's Daughter.
[22:43] <Hedron> ok
[22:43] <Hedron> fuggit
[22:43] <Nurgling> Christ by the time we are done, I'll be fucking 30.
[22:43] <Hedron> time to vote
[22:43] NO
[22:43] <Ego> she better be charging you ;Pp
[22:43] <Ego> NO
[22:43] <Hedron> -----------------------******VOTE*****--------------------------
[22:43] <Ego> NO
[22:43] <Ego> NO
[22:43] <Ritualist> see you gotta get that fucking shot through from the point
[22:43] <Pharismod> ugg
[22:43] <Tusc> no
[22:43] <Ego> NO god dammit
[22:43] At this time.. I think he doesn't even fucking deserver a NO..
[22:43] <Hedron> vote bitches
[22:43] is there anything lower than No?
[22:43] <Ego> the pussy doesnt even have a voice
[22:44] <Ego> fuck him
[22:44] <Nurgling> Just so you know Player, NO here really means YES.....er or is that when Tyo is here?
[22:44] <Ritualist> uh oh don't get ego going old school on you
[22:44] <Hedron> So far we have no's from blay, tusc, ritual, i think. And about 4 no's from ego. Adding that up with Ego's no's, player is actually in the yes territory.
[22:44] Ritual.. Ego can't even remember yesterday..
[22:44] you want him to go "Old School"
[22:44] <Nurgling> Old school for Ego is 1914, during the first world war.
[22:44] please
[22:44] <Pharismod> I vote yes 30 times
[22:44] <Pharismod> that should keep him out
[22:45] <Hedron> yes votes from pharismod are currently screwing you, player
[22:45] This just in..
[22:45] Doomers called my Cell..
[22:45] and Voted Yes
[22:45] <Hedron> Well, I have to say that as hell holes go, this was about as exciting as they get.
[22:45] <Ritualist> he has a nice m series bimmer
[22:45] <PLAYER-PS> MUCH FUN
[22:45] <Hedron> Kinda relaxing, nap-like
[22:45] <Nurgling> Doomers is a born again christain now that married an Amish chick that was 14.
[22:45] <Pharismod> Tyo's girlfriend just called me. Tyo couldn't make it because he was eating her out, but he votes yes too.
[22:45] <Nurgling> RPG games are the devil.
[22:45] <Hedron> Player9999 ====== The first relaxing nap hell hole ever.
[22:46] <Hedron> Tusc...
[22:46] <Hedron> Was your hell hole this fucking bad/
[22:46] <Hedron> ?
[22:46] <Tusc> fuck no
[22:46] <Hedron> IT had to have been close. I mean, you're a big pussy too.
[22:46] <Nurgling> Goatse
[22:46] <Ritualist> this may have been different with tyo's new refined hh protocols
[22:46] <Pharismod> bleh
[22:47] <Ritualist> to bring the guild into the 21st century
[22:47] <Ritualist> and the flames are now done ;=x
[22:47] <Hedron> Alright, player. I've counted up all the botes, and as near as I can tell, you've been voted the new KAAOS mascot. Therefore, instead of making you KGFS, you have fallen short.
[22:47] <Ego> this guy has actually been gaming with you all?
[22:47] Ritual.. maybe if you threaten to kick Players ass in real life..
[22:47] <Hedron> And are now the newest KGFM
[22:47] <Pharismod> that was fucking retarded
[22:47] that will spark some evil.
[22:47] <Ritualist> well irkle
[22:47] <Nurgling> lol
[22:47] <Hedron> blay!! HAHAAHAHAHAA
[22:47] <Tusc> the new streamlined naplike hellhole
[22:47] <Hedron> AHAHAHAHAHAHAA
[22:48] <Hedron> Now that was fucking funny.
[22:48] Tell him how much you Weigh.. and that you served 12 tours in Nam..
[22:48] <Nurgling> Gona super glue my eyes open, dont wana miss the hardcore evil here...
[22:48] .hurry! before Nurg passes out again!
[22:48] <PLAYER-PS> FUCKING MASCOT . YEAH
[22:48] <Hedron> yah.
[22:48] <Ego> YOU SUCK FUCKER
[22:48] <Hedron> It's the only position we have open for nap-hell-holes.
[22:48] <Tusc> wait til you see the costume
[22:48] <PLAYER-PS> MASCOTS GET AL THE GIRLS
[22:48] <Hedron> tusc!!!HAHAHAAHAHAHA
[22:48] <Ego> IM gonna start playing again so I can kill you over and over again
[22:48] <Hedron> hhahahahahaha
[22:48] <Rellik> That stick to the forehead was evil
[22:48] <Nurgling> This shit was about as evil as the pictures of the Satan fags on the boards.
[22:48] <Rellik> I like it
[22:49] <Hedron> The first ever KGFM.
[22:49] <Hedron> Pathetic.
[22:49] <Hedron> Demented and sad... but still pathetic.
[22:49] <Nurgling> There is more evil crawling around in the snatch of a Nun, than Player will ever have.
[22:50] <Hedron> Chances are I put it there.
[22:50] <PLAYER-PS> OK FAMILY'S DEAD WHAT DID I MISS?
[22:50] Hmmm. Nun Snatch..
[22:50] <Hedron> muhahahaha
[22:50] Reminds me of Doc's HH
[22:50] <Hedron> ooo, player tries for the save!
[22:50] <Hedron> but misses again!
[22:50] <Ritualist> and btw
[22:50] <Ritualist> why is mal no longer kaaos
[22:50] Becuase he sponsored you
[22:50] <Hedron> "uhmm... I was AFK being really really naughty. Did I get in?"
[22:50] <Ego> POST A PICTURE OF YOUR WIFE'S TITS SAYING, "I WORSHIP EGO" OR YOUR BOOTED
[22:50] So we boot the fag
[22:50] <Hedron> exactly
[22:50] <Nurgling> Same reason you arn't KAAOS Ritual. Hasta
[22:51] Ritual.. You are henceforth voted off the island
[22:51] !k ritualist
[22:51] * Ritualist was kicked by ChanServ ((Blayloc) Bye.)
[22:51] * Ritualist has joined #kaaos
[22:51] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Ritualist
[22:51] <Nurgling> lol
[22:51] * PLAYER-PS was kicked by Ego (I SAID SHOW HER TITS YOU PIECE OF SHIT)
[22:51] <Hedron> Alright. Hell hole is over, but there is this requirement. Everyone must post a picture on the general boards with a suggetion for the new KGFM costume.
[22:51] lol
[22:51] <Newbold> i tried to kick him LONG ago
[22:51] <Ego> HH is over for him
[22:51] * PLAYER-PS has joined #kaaos
[22:52] <PLAYER-PS> THAT'S A PAIN
[22:52] <Ritualist> fucking irkle
[22:52] <Ego> take it in the ass often PLAYER?
[22:52] <Hedron> thread started
[22:52] <Nurgling> Faust, I hope your taking notes. Cause I am sure ITB evil is much much more evil than this?....Shit who am I kidding, its ITB.
[22:52] <Hedron> Post your costume suggestions at your liesure
[22:52] <Ego> and fix the fucking website...I can't log in
[22:52] <Faust> I'm figurin on a few olde fookers showing up for that one.
[22:52] <Ego> who's runs it, tyo?
[22:53] <Hedron> that's because it has a midget detector, ego
[22:53] <Nurgling> Rann
[22:53] <Hedron> and you've been detected
[22:53] <Ego> you're just jealous cause it makes my dick look so enormous
[22:54] <Hedron> rann > midget dick
[22:54] <Hedron> and that's saying something
[22:54] <Hedron> Ok. I'm going to go shoot things in planetside.
[22:54] <Newbold> shoot player.
[22:54] <Hedron> Oh, I will.
[22:54] <Ego> Lates freaks, see you in another 6 months ;p
[22:54] <Hedron> Trust me.
[22:54] * _Onyx is now known as Onyx-PS
[22:54] * Hedron is now known as Hed-zzz
[22:54] <PLAYER-PS> yes come to PS
[22:55] * Ego has quit IRC (Quit: (-=[K A A O T I C ]=-) 2.2)
[22:56] * Nurgling has quit IRC (Quit: (-=[K A A O T I C ]=-) 2.2)