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Xenomorph
05-27-2004, 01:36 PM
I'm leaving jun 6th and coming back around the 20th. Anything major I should check out?

this is the travel plan (http://www.contiki.com/Tour~TourID~75.asp) I will be on while I'm over there. I think its hitting most of the good spots.

KingKobra
05-27-2004, 02:00 PM
I'd rather be dipped in shit than give them fuckers one dime of my money. Enjoy.

-KK

War Knight
05-27-2004, 02:17 PM
Why the fuck would you go to France... and spend good money to do so?

Xenomorph
05-27-2004, 02:21 PM
g-freind wants to go, so to get her to shut up, I'm going

Raidan
05-27-2004, 03:28 PM
I see where this is going. Read this now - before its too late

http://www.nomarriage.com/

Cetiva
05-27-2004, 03:28 PM
I took a similar all-inclusive tour of France, and decided that trips of that style are shit. You will probably most of the trip on a tour bus with fifty annoying people you just met. The free continental breakfast means a croissant and jam every morning for thirteen days straight, and the free dinners usually suck. I dropped a huge amount of cash into getting some decent food while I was there.

The tours and sightseeing is cool but you will be kept on a tight schedule, for example, the Louvre would take a whole week to really explore and appreciate, you get only the morning to see it. Be warned that trying to get to the top of the Eiffel Tower takes a good three hours with all the waiting in lines. Traveling in Paris is lame, every subway station smells like piss and watch your wallet, pick pockets everywhere looking for tourist to rob. French people hate Americans so I would suggest pretending youíre from Canada or something.

I am sure that you will have a great time and see some really cool things but it may be a bit annoying that you are on someone elseís schedule the whole time. Sounds like you hit some pretty good places, you can only do so much in thirteen days. Make an effort to go out while youíre in Paris, it has great nightlife, Cannes is fun too. Many of the smaller towns are gorgeous but arenít to happening after nine or ten.

Nurg
05-27-2004, 04:19 PM
French people hate Americans


The free continental breakfast means a croissant and jam every morning
And I bet that Jam is fresh made right from under Jaq's nuts! Enjoy Xenomorph.

Nurg
05-27-2004, 04:52 PM
Also make sure you give Alizee some KAAOS salsa while you are there. If your girlfriend gets up set, tell her its offical KAAOS buisness and shut the fuck up!

http://www.knology.net/~emc1974/Nurgling/Alizee_dance.gif

War Knight
05-27-2004, 04:59 PM
Ok, so that is a good reason to go to France... but only if banging her is a sure thing on the trip planner.

Caedis
05-27-2004, 09:46 PM
"Sheet guys...ze KAAOS r comiiing. FIRE ZE MISSILES!"

SUPERNOVA
05-27-2004, 10:37 PM
and thay are like "WTF"
fire :p
:evil:

Valstorm
05-28-2004, 01:52 AM
Foreign women from South America, Eastern Europe, and Asia are at the top. Only guys who travel (in other words, guys who are successful and ambitious enough to travel a lot) find these. But they never, ever go back

Europe - 1
USA - 0

Nurg
05-28-2004, 04:53 AM
Foreign women from South America, Eastern Europe, and Asia are at the top. Only guys who travel (in other words, guys who are successful and ambitious enough to travel a lot) find these. But they never, ever go back

Europe - 1
USA - 0

England - -10
By far the fucking most horrid looking women I have ever seen.

Xenomorph
05-28-2004, 10:08 AM
http://www.funnyjunk.com/p/euro_vs_america-jpg.html