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Duvii
01-19-2006, 10:15 PM
[22:35] <Hedron> SID
[22:35] * Rann sets mode: -m
[22:35] <Hedron> APPROACH THE THRONE!
[22:35] <Hedron> AND KNEEL!
[22:35] <Pharismod> WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
[22:35] <Feyd> ...
[22:35] <Sidious> "KNEEL I KNEEL FOR NO MAN
[22:35] <Toro> Helllooo faust copy/paste
[22:35] <Hedron> How about for Valstorm's ambiguous date from the other night?
[22:35] <Sidious> I KNEEL BEFORE NOONE MAN OR GOD
[22:35] <duvii> Actually, you're kneeling for eunichs
[22:35] <GetOverItMan> lol
[22:35] <Drsomewhere> Sgt Rok style
[22:35] <Biral> rofl
[22:36] <Feyd> IT LOVE YOU LONG TIME
[22:36] <Feyd> NOW KNEEL AND BOB
[22:36] <GetOverItMan> TS
[22:36] <GetOverItMan> TS
[22:36] <Feyd> TS
[22:36] <Sidious> "STAY YOUR TONGUES FOOLS AND KNOW NOW THAT YOUR FATE LIES IN MY HANDS"
[22:36] <Feyd> TS
[22:36] <Feyd> OMG
[22:36] <Squrf> TS
[22:36] <Rann> Rap battle vs Hicks!
[22:36] <Feyd> MY DICK IS IN HIS HANDS
[22:36] <Feyd> START RUBBING BITCH
[22:36] <duvii> If your dick is your fate, I'm sorry ;p
[22:36] <Tiva> lol
[22:36] <Tusc> Hicks with Dicks vs. Val's date
[22:36] <Toro> ...
[22:37] <Titokhan> rofl tusc
[22:37] <Biral> feyd just wants to much on it anyway
[22:37] * Rann is now known as Evilspock
[22:37] <Evilspock> I sense no evil here.
[22:37] * Evilspock is now known as Rann
[22:37] <Feyd> OMG
[22:37] <Feyd> SPEW NOW.
[22:37] <Rann> I vote no
[22:37] <Hicks> this is my reaction to no TS
[22:37] <Hicks> https://home.comcast.net/%7Eelliothiroshige/hicksyell.jpg
[22:37] <duvii> he got excited and had to go afk
[22:37] <GetOverItMan> *cough*
[22:37] <Sidious> [THE FIGURE BEFORE YOU YOU ADORN IN A MYSTIC SHADOW,RAISES AN OPEN HAND. eVEN THOSE FEW WITH THE STRENGTH TO WATCH ARE STUNEED AS AS THE VORTEX. BORN OD PSTCHIC ENERGY SPEWS FORTH AT A BLINDING SPEED]
[22:38] <Titokhan> spew thine evil biotch
[22:38] * Pharismod is now known as MavisBeacon
[22:38] <Biral> copy/paste for the win
[22:38] <duvii> rofl hicks
[22:38] * MavisBeacon is now known as Pharismod
[22:38] <Toro> We need savant
[22:38] <Feyd> NEGATIVE - DNSBLACKKNIGHT
[22:38] <GetOverItMan> lol
[22:38] <Rann> lmfao
[22:38] <Rann> Stuneed ftw
[22:38] <Ivan|work> rofl
[22:38] <Feyd> Holy shit..
[22:38] <Sidious> "OPEN YOUR MINDS TO MEA ND BE RELEASED FOR THOSE THAT APPOSE THAT WICH I SERVE, YOUR SUFFERING WILL ENDURE UN TO ETERNITY
[22:38] <Rann> IVE BEEN STUNEED, RESPLS
[22:38] <Biral> rofl
[22:38] <pizdets> i can google better than that holy shit
[22:38] <Feyd> Holy shit rofl....
[22:38] <Ivan|work> lol
[22:38] <Toro> bahaha
[22:39] <Feyd> I'm crying
[22:39] <Nurgling> That should be his title. STUNEED
[22:39] <Biral> Mea is Val's date
[22:39] <Rann> lol
[22:39] <Rann> Mea has been stuneed
[22:39] <Biral> ...
[22:39] <Toro> ..
[22:39] <Tusc> donkey punch
[22:39] <Titokhan> for fucking christ sakes.. im the lord of typos around here
[22:39] <pizdets> ...
[22:39] <Rann> Once again, I vote no.
[22:39] <Sidious> [ THE RESOLVE OF THE STRANGER BEFORE YOU IS NOW APPARENT AS U FEEL HIM GRIP YOUR SOUL AS IF HE HAS ENTERED YOUR MIND, DOMINATIN IT,
[22:40] <Sidious> NOT ONLY PHYSICCALLY BUT MENTALLY
[22:40] <pizdets> cut and paste faster
[22:40] <GetOverItMan> dominatin wheeeeeee
[22:40] <duvii> Is he gripping AND stroking?
[22:40] <Toro> Dominated ooo
[22:40] <pizdets> this is boring
[22:40] <duvii> I can live with that
[22:40] <Toro> DOMINATE MEA VAL
[22:40] <Hicks> my street name is MEA https://home.comcast.net/%7Eelliothiroshige/hicksisgay.jpg
[22:40] <Titokhan> he's trying to be 'in character' mayhaps
[22:40] <Sidious> [WITH YOUR MINDNOW MERELY SHIT ON HIS BOOT HE ALOWS THE THE CURSE TO WRITHE IN YOUR BODY
[22:40] <duvii> Both hands is win
[22:40] <GetOverItMan> more brackets
[22:41] * Rann sets mode: +vvvvv Defender Drsomewhere Jayded Sidious Toro
[22:41] <Feyd> OMG MY MINNNDDD....
[22:41] <Tusc> [Ivot eno]
[22:41] <Rann> Sids evil is breathtaking
[22:41] <Feyd> Well, I guess my mind is already evil, so does that make what he's doing evil?
[22:41] <Toro> ...you fucked a bird?
[22:41] <naclya> toro has done better roleplayin than this
[22:41] <Sidious> tHE HAVOC AROUN YOU IS INSTANTLY APPARENT ONLY BY THE PEIRCING SCREAMS SINCE YOUR EYES HAVE MELTED FROM THERE SOCKETS
[22:41] <Pharismod> I can't breathe, my mind is shit on Sid's boot.
[22:41] <Squrf> he's melting faces
[22:41] <duvii> [AN INTENSE WARMTH FLOODED HIS ENTIRE FOUR AND A HALF INCHES, SPARKS OF PURE PLEASURE JUMPING ALL OVER HIS FINGERS]
[22:41] <Tiva> this is like trying to read azlunders posts
[22:41] <Feyd> I'M ROLLING 4+3 ON MY SAVE VS STUNEED
[22:41] <Titokhan> *puts a spike through Feyd's mind* there, that better?
[22:41] <Rann> failure
[22:42] <Rann> you fall on the floor next to mea
[22:42] <Sidious> WHILE THE PANIC RIPS YOU APPART MALICIOUSLY YOUR MINS SHATTERS AS THE LAUGHS OF A THOUSAND SOULS INVADE YOUR EVERY THOUHGT
[22:42] <GetOverItMan> lol duvii
[22:42] <GetOverItMan> yes
[22:42] <Biral> Sidious Stuneed
[22:42] <naclya> LORD OF TYPO'S
[22:42] <duvii> [HE POPPED THE CAP AND SQUIRTED A HUGE GLOB OF ELMERS GLUE ONTO HIS BALLS]
[22:43] <duvii> <3
[22:43] <Rann> Sounds like kal has problems
[22:43] <Sidious> THROUGH THE MAELSTROM OF WINDS ALL THATS LEFT OF YOUR SENSES FADE AS THE GROUND BENEATH YOU SHAKES AS IF THE EARTH ITSELF WAS OUT TO DESTROY YOU
[22:43] <duvii> I was cutting and pasting from Sid's story. I googled it
[22:43] <Rann> the earth is a bitch
[22:43] <Feyd> [RUBBING SLOWLY, BUILDING HIS PACE, HE SLIDES HIS BALLS OVER YOUR CHEST...]
[22:43] <duvii> ahahahha omfg
[22:43] <Toro> I cast lvl 5 wang of the infinit
[22:43] <GetOverItMan> lol
[22:43] <Biral> Feyd recorded his hell hole didn't he
[22:43] <Tiva> yeah
[22:43] <Sidious> "BOW BEFORE ME FOR EVEN THE ELEMENTS BEND TO MY WILL tHERE IS NO EXCEPTION"
[22:43] <Tiva> I think so
[22:44] * Nurgling is now known as Nurg
[22:44] <naclya> shadow priests melt faces better than this
[22:44] <Rann> hedron call this trainwreck ;p
[22:44] * Nurg is now known as Nurg|Bored|GoingToWork
[22:44] <Tusc> Mea casts [Prolong_01] on Val
[22:44] <Sidious> THE DEMONS VOICE NOW BOOMS FROM THE DEPTHS OF YOUR VERY EXISTENCE
[22:44] <Sidious> "DIIIIEE"
[22:44] <Toro> Yeah... val likes penis
[22:44] * Rann is stuneed
[22:44] <Toro> oooooo
[22:44] <GetOverItMan> awsome
[22:45] <Drsomewhere> haha
[22:45] <Feyd> [THE WAVES OF PLEASURE WASHED OVER HIS BODY, BUILDING IN HIS STOMACH AND FOCUSING DOWN INTO HIS GROIN AS THE WHITE HOT STICKY FLUID SPEWED FORTH FROM HIS MANHOLE]
[22:45] <Toro> I donnt whhaaannnaaaa
[22:45] <Biral> piz control your damn woman
[22:45] <Sidious> YOUR ATTEMPTS TO DROUND HIM OUT ARE ENFEEBLED WHEN U REALIZE THE EARS YOU WISH TO COVER HAVE ROTTED FROM YOUR BODY
[22:45] <Tusc> dround?
[22:45] <duvii> UNH UNH UNH
[22:45] <Titokhan> rofl
[22:45] <Biral> piz owned
[22:45] <Drsomewhere> sacrifices
[22:45] <pizdets> =O
[22:46] <duvii> She's pretending to pretend to have an orgasm with him~
[22:46] <Titokhan> martha.. will piz actually be able to function properly after those shots?
[22:46] <Sidious> WHERE MOST ARE MERELY NOW PILES OF LIVING MUDD THE PURE OF HEART HAVE JUST BEGUN TO ROTT EACH BREATH BRINGING T THE SERING HEAT OF HELL ITSELF
[22:46] <pizdets> that was the sound of me owning myself
[22:46] <duvii> Don't forget the dismembering of fingers and shoving it into asses :|
[22:46] <Sidious> SIDS RUNS ITS COURSE LEAVING NOTHING BUT DECAY IN ITS WAKE
[22:46] <duvii> [SID DEPOSITS A PEARL NECKLACE ON YNIS'S GRANDMA PICTURES]
[22:47] <Sidious> WITH HUMANITY LAID TO WASTE OBLIVION TIGHTENS ITS GRIP
[22:47] <Tusc> Fuck you I will, yes
[22:47] <pizdets> i can do the read as ahnuld schwarzenegger
[22:47] <duvii> right there! homo reference!!
[22:47] <pizdets> anyone for ahnuld?
[22:47] <Drsomewhere> Dylan!
[22:47] <Sidious> KNOWING HIS TRIUMPH THE ENTITY ALMOST MANAGES A SMILE
[22:47] <Feyd> VALSTORM, FUCK GOOD, YOU ARE. HORNY LONG TIME, MAKE ME YOU.
[22:47] <Drsomewhere> someone go find an arnold soundboard and play that instead
[22:48] <duvii> Piz, more shots ;p
[22:48] <Biral> GET TO DA CHOPPA
[22:48] <Sidious> CLENCHING HIS FIST THE BEARER OF HOLOCAUST REALESES HIS GRIP ON THE SOULS OF MEN AND UTTERS A SINGLE WORD
[22:48] <Sidious> "RISE"
[22:48] <Feyd> WAIT
[22:48] <Squrf> "oops"
[22:48] <Feyd> OMG
[22:48] <Feyd> RISE
[22:48] <duvii> [SPOOGE]
[22:48] <Rann> Stuneed
[22:48] <Sidious> NONE BUT TRUE KAAOS NOW STAND
[22:48] <duvii> aha
[22:48] <xenomorph> I must warn you sakky this is my weak arm
[22:48] <Feyd> STUNEED
[22:48] <naclya> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/arnolds2.html theres your arnold soundboard
[22:48] <GetOverItMan> aww no more brackets :(
[22:48] <Drsomewhere> sweet
[22:49] * Titokhan has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
[22:49] <Drsomewhere> now do it in the slippy voice from starfox
[22:49] <Toro> I STAND STUNEED. I FEEL THE DEMON OF FUCK ALL TRYING TO WEAVE ITS WAY THROUGH MY BODY.
[22:49] <Feyd> I ROLLED A 4 ON MY SAVE VS STUNEED, WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I AM?
[22:49] <Sidious> GOD OF TYPO
[22:49] <duvii> That's what he named his penis
[22:49] <Rann> Its a car in europe apparently
[22:49] <duvii> STUNEED, RISE TO MY NEED
[22:50] <duvii> POINT NORTH AND SPOOGE UPON THE LAND
[22:50] <duvii> http://www.skysharkrc.com/stuneed.htm
[22:50] <Rann> i was right about it being a car of some sort almost
[22:50] <Toro> I climaxed
[22:50] <xenomorph> Sid god of []
[22:50] <duvii> I was almost there :(
[22:51] <Hicks> https://home.comcast.net/%7Eelliothiroshige/hicksevil.jpg
[22:51] <Rann> stuneedious
[22:51] <duvii> he failed, like so many in the past
[22:51] <Feyd> I vote yes, only if he dissents from Azmo.
[22:51] <xenomorph> no
[22:51] <Valstorm> fuck no
[22:51] <Tusc> [iVOTEEN O
[22:51] <pizdets> https://home.comcast.net/%7Eelliothiroshige/hicksevil.jpg <--- automatic KAAOS
[22:51] <Hedron> --------------------VOTE----------------------------
[22:51] <Rann> I vote no on voting as it doesnt matter
[22:51] <xenomorph> [NO]
[22:51] <Valstorm> fuck... no
[22:51] <duvii> I vote yes on stroking
[22:51] <xenomorph> zip*
[22:51] <Feyd> Yes on STUNEED.
[22:51] <pizdets> ---obligatory titties and beer vote---
[22:52] <Drsomewhere> titties
[22:52] <Tiva> no
[22:52] <Hicks> no
[22:52] <pizdets> not enough cursing through that
[22:52] <Rann> 6I vote no on voting as it doesnt matter
[22:52] <Rann> 6I vote no on voting as it doesnt matter
[22:52] <Hicks> it was PG
[22:52] <GetOverItMan> no x 10^38
[22:52] <Tiva> Yeah PG is sad
[22:52] <Rann> lol
[22:52] <duvii> like oh my god and stuff
[22:53] <naclya> take it off
[22:53] <duvii> I have a picture of mscoag taking pictures of martha's shirt :|
[22:53] <naclya> thats not good take it off
[22:53] <Toro> NOTHING BUT A SMILE HEDRON
[22:53] <duvii> Toro, nothing but a racing stripe ;p
[22:53] <Toro> ...
[22:53] <Toro> ewwwwww
[22:53] <Drsomewhere> ...
[22:53] <Rann> Thanks for sharing
[22:53] <Feyd> ROCH HARD
[22:53] <GetOverItMan> ...
[22:53] <Toro> baaahhhaaaa
[22:53] <Toro> ROCH ON
[22:54] <Rann> jesus
[22:54] <pizdets> whew! no more drinks for me. absinthe kicks my ass
[22:54] <duvii> lightweight
[22:54] <Rann> KGFS Stuneedious
[22:54] <pizdets> fuck you
[22:54] <Valstorm> yea I'm feelin it too, but the fight must go on
[22:54] <duvii> no, fuck you!
[22:54] <Pharismod> hold for it Tiva....no
[22:54] <xenomorph> syyvodka = win
[22:54] <Biral> Stuneed is too subtle
[22:54] <Feyd> STUNEED.
[22:54] <pizdets> you drink 5 absinthe shots straight up and tell me how you feel
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[22:55] <duvii> No, but I'll call you a wuss anyway! WUSS!
[22:55] <naclya> when you start singing piz youve had enough
[22:55] <Sidious> HKD ON FONIX WRKED FR ME
[22:55] <duvii> He's drinking gatorade
[22:55] <Rann> Hes drinking green koolaid
[22:55] <duvii> Hahah
[22:55] <GetOverItMan> yea its almost 4 in austraibritland
[22:55] <Toro> Vals date can go fuck himself
[22:55] <Rann> phbbt
[22:56] <Feyd> Easily
[22:56] <duvii> Faster
[22:56] <Feyd> FUCKING WHAT IS THE VERDICT?
[22:56] <GetOverItMan> is she blond?
[22:56] <Rann> yes, azmos pet is apparently kgfs
[22:56] <naclya> its so hard to add ahhhh
[22:56] <Feyd> Fucking Azmo pets
[22:56] <Feyd> Like fucking pokemon
[22:56] <Toro> lol;
[22:56] <Feyd> I CHOOSE YOU SIDIOUS
[22:56] <Feyd> GO - STUNEED ATTACK!
[22:56] <Sidious> ?
[22:56] <duvii> She's also gotta go masturbate, each minute before orgasm is like 3 points in her favor
[22:56] <Drsomewhere> I choose you...owl!
[22:57] <Drsomewhere> ORLY attack!
[22:57] * Titokhan has joined #kaaos
[22:57] <GetOverItMan> CSS yes
[22:57] <Hedron> OK
[22:57] <Hedron> SID
[22:57] <Feyd> ...
[22:57] <Toro> Put out more
[22:57] <Sidious> your stuned by my spellling its coollll
[22:57] <Hedron> YOU ARE NOW KGFS
[22:57] <Tusc> Call him Darth Idious and lets get the fuck out of here
[22:57] <Feyd> -_-
[22:57] <duvii> Martha, suck his cock while he plays, win win
[22:57] <Hicks> CSS piz vs cork!
[22:57] <duvii> STUNEED
[22:57] <Feyd> AZMO'S PET.
[22:57] <pizdets> EVIL BRACKET!
[22:57] <Rann> azmos pet
[22:57] <Sidious> your moms favorite
[22:57] <Toro> Stuneedious
[22:58] <Toro> I liked that one
[22:58] <Rann> 3 people know him, one being azmo, so he got kgfs, hence, Azmos Pet
[22:58] <Rann> (10:50p) (Rann) stuneedious
[22:58] <naclya> suoidis
[22:58] <duvii> Assmo's mom
[22:58] <Sidious> not
[22:58] <Feyd> STUNEED
[22:58] <xenomorph> suckidious
[22:58] <duvii> KAAOS is so sentimental *tear*
[22:59] <Toro> And val'l say it's his dry british whit
[22:59] <Tusc> Peenious
[22:59] <Hicks> https://home.comcast.net/%7Eelliothiroshige/hicksevil.jpg cuz im bored
[22:59] <Titokhan> as sentimental as a kick to the fucking nuts
* Retrieving #kaaos modes...
[22:59] <Rann> KAAOS has devolved
[22:59] <duvii> Hicks should do another hell hole
[22:59] <GetOverItMan> such is death
[22:59] <Sidious> thats good right
[22:59] <duvii> purely in pictures
[22:59] <Toro> Isnt that what evil is?
[22:59] <Toro> De-evolution?
[22:59] <Feyd> RAP BATTLE.
[22:59] <Feyd> RAP BATTLE
[22:59] <Feyd> RAP BATTLE.
[22:59] <Feyd> RAP BATTLE
[22:59] <Rann> thats the sake talkin
[22:59] <Tiva> Hicks needs a video to accompany his rap
[22:59] <Toro> Sake blows
[22:59] <Rann> lol
[22:59] <Titokhan> rofl
[22:59] <Toro> ...
[22:59] <xenomorph> sake owns
[23:00] <Rann> we dont know that video hicks
[23:00] <Feyd> R A P B A T T L E
[23:00] <Rann> both
[23:00] <xenomorph> toro u cant talk shit until your old enough to have pubs
[23:00] <GetOverItMan> val got brnt
[23:00] <Toro> bend over and look for yourself
[23:00] <GetOverItMan> viper sucks
[23:00] <Toro> ...
[23:00] <GetOverItMan> I beat him in PS
[23:00] <xenomorph> i will after i pull my dick out of your ass
[23:00] <duvii> http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5721216010568488162&q=backstreet+boys
[23:00] <Feyd> RAAAAPPPPPPPPP........BAAAAATTTTTLLLEEEE
[23:00] <Toro> That makes you more of a retard
[23:00] <duvii> rap that
[23:01] <Rann> faggotry
[23:01] <GetOverItMan> 1/5th
[23:01] <GetOverItMan> hes so drunk
[23:02] <GetOverItMan> lol
[23:02] <GetOverItMan> you gotta castrate to ge fat
[23:02] <Toro> Piz likes male hips
[23:02] <GetOverItMan> dicks different
[23:02] <GetOverItMan> yes piz has scared me
[23:02] <duvii> The truth comes out
[23:03] <Rann> faggotry
[23:03] <Toro> ...
[23:03] <GetOverItMan> lol
[23:03] <Titokhan> i need to stop laughing.. im annoying my wife.. :P aww, what a crying shame
[23:03] <duvii> pussy ;
[23:03] <Tiva> Mmmm pussy
[23:03] <duvii> I don't hear enough slurring
[23:03] <GetOverItMan> lol
[23:03] <pizdets> .
[23:03] <Feyd> oWNED
[23:03] <Titokhan> rofl..
[23:03] <Drsomewhere> lol
[23:04] <Feyd> Martha > Piz
[23:04] <GetOverItMan> piz still has her in her place
[23:04] <GetOverItMan> +1 piz
[23:04] <Sidious> eva eva?
[23:04] <GetOverItMan> :D
[23:04] <GetOverItMan> someones angry
[23:04] * Biral is now known as Biral|afk
[23:05] <GetOverItMan> PS
[23:05] <pizdets> at this point i have absolutely no idea whats going on
[23:05] <Sidious> tetris
[23:05] <GetOverItMan> did so
[23:05] <duvii> rofl Piz
[23:05] <GetOverItMan> long time
[23:05] <Feyd> Fucking dragged him to the waypoint every night, dead weight
[23:05] <GetOverItMan> yep
[23:06] <duvii> Piz, how many fingers am I holding up?
[23:06] <GetOverItMan> deadweight
[23:06] <Drsomewhere> what/
[23:06] <duvii> ahha
[23:06] <Tiva> up? up what?
[23:06] <GetOverItMan> lol
[23:06] <duvii> Tiva, shh!
[23:06] <Titokhan> piz is going downhill rather quickly
[23:06] <GetOverItMan> <--- name
[23:06] <Toro> Whheeeehheeheeeee
[23:06] <pizdets> its called 5 shots of absinthe
[23:06] <Feyd> I sense no evil here.