PDA

View Full Version : Hell Hole: Coagulator, Dookey, Hicks, Duvii (11-10-05)



Duvii
11-15-2005, 09:34 AM
[21:55] <Tusc> if anyone's evil contains stories about baking or homosexual acts it's automatic shitcan...of course it probably is anyway
[21:55] <Rann> what if we...
[21:55] <Rann> bake homosexuals in a shitcan
[21:55] <duvii> Damnit, I was hoping for a new choclate cake recipe.
[21:55] <Tiva> damn I Duvii and I were totally gonna tag team Ashrak...oh well.
[21:56] *** Joins: Terga (~terri_yan@c-24-30-24-74.hsd1.ga.comcast.net)
[21:56] <Ashrak> Fuck. Where do I sign up for that?
[21:56] <duvii> Bahahha!
[21:56] <Faust> this never gets old... it gets fucking boring, but never old.
[21:56] <Feyd> OLD.
[21:56] *** Joins: Drach (~Drach@c-24-30-24-74.hsd1.ga.comcast.net)
[21:56] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Drach
[21:56] <duvii> ahahah
[21:56] <Rann> pictures
[21:56] <Chubbs> rofl
[21:56] *** ChanServ sets mode: +l 46
[21:56] <SUPERNOVA> roflmfao
[21:56] <Rum> heh
[21:56] <Tiva> erm, someone send Nova a dam buttplug so he shuts up.
[21:57] <Tusc> Nova would apparently like a buttplug
[21:57] <Coagulator> Nova is a buttplug
[21:57] <Terga> Umm
[21:57] <duvii> lmfao
[21:57] <Dookey> well there is one in his butt
[21:57] <Terga> He likes bittplugs
[21:57] <Terga> err buttplugs
[21:57] <SUPERNOVA> ty ty ty
[21:57] <duvii> Buttplugs are so last year. It's all about anal beads now.
[21:58] <Feyd> Hicks went to the doctor for that sex change
[21:58] <Tiva> mmm anal beads
[21:58] <SUPERNOVA> lmao
[21:58] <SUPERNOVA> yep and i cant type
[21:58] <SUPERNOVA> ok
[21:58] *** Joins: onyx (~nn@ppp-69-239-23-35.dsl.skt2ca.pacbell.net)
[21:58] <Feyd> ROFLMAO
[21:58] <duvii> omfg
[21:58] <Pizdets> oh man
[21:58] <Squrf> lmao
[21:58] <Dookey> lol
[21:59] *** Parts: onyx (~nn@ppp-69-239-23-35.dsl.skt2ca.pacbell.net)
[21:59] <Coagulator> me
[21:59] <Feyd> WHO THE FUCK IS STEPPING UP?!
[21:59] <Coagulator> me
[21:59] <duvii> ME MOTHERFUCKER
[21:59] <Feyd> WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEE
[21:59] <Coagulator> ME
[21:59] <Dookey> god damn
[21:59] <Feyd> HOLY SHIT I VOTE NO.
[21:59] <Coagulator> MINE MOTHERFUCKER
[22:00] <Dookey> right here
[22:00] <Tusc> can we just vote no now and get back to gaming?
[22:00] <Tiva> I call for a birch fight, Duvii vs Ashrak, winner gets in!
[22:00] <Faust> OK go.
[22:00] <Tiva> bitch
[22:00] <Drach> Ash better be showing some skin
[22:00] <Ashrak> If we get jello
[22:00] <Feyd> BOOT.
[22:00] <Dookey> god damn
[22:00] <Faust> -----VOTE-----
[22:00] <Feyd> NO.
[22:00] <SUPERNOVA> no
[22:00] <Faust> ----next?----
[22:00] <Pizdets> pat battle? what?
[22:00] <StalkingViper> FUCK NO
[22:00] * Tiva pulls out a big tub of jello and looks at Duvii and ashrak
[22:00] * duvii winks
[22:00] <Faust> er.... Dookey?
[22:01] <Dookey> Yes
[22:01] <duvii> I actually prefer pudding.
[22:01] <Coagulator> WOW THE ORGANIZATION IS ASTOUNDING
[22:01] <Dookey> What u want
[22:01] <Terga> I want in on the Birc fight
[22:01] <Ashrak> Wait. Tiva...strawberry jello?
[22:01] <Hedron> OK DOOKEY
[22:01] <Coagulator> OOPS, I FORGOT
[22:01] <Hedron> APPROACH THE THRONE
[22:01] <Dookey> * steps up
[22:01] <Feyd> WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE E
[22:01] <Faust> Dookey, approach the throne and kneel
[22:01] <Dookey> *kneels
[22:01] <Squrf> HE KNELT
[22:01] <Feyd> HE KNEELED WTF?
[22:01] <Hedron> I THINK HE JUST KNEELED
[22:01] <Pizdets> that was quick
[22:01] <Hedron> BOOT
[22:01] * TenaciousMike aimed shots Dookey in the head.
[22:01] <Faust> how do you spell kneel?
[22:01] <StalkingViper> YOU FUCKIN BUCKET OF PISS
[22:01] <Dookey> *spits on tena
[22:02] <Tusc> next
[22:02] <duvii> knelted ;p
[22:02] <duvii> lmfao
[22:02] * TenaciousMike grabs his crotch at Dookey. Suckit.
[22:02] <Dookey> Don't want to wast e time
[22:02] <StalkingViper> Get the fuck out
[22:02] <duvii> Oh shit, hunter homosexuality
[22:02] <Hedron> Worthless ho
[22:02] <Dookey> Yeha yeah
[22:02] <Ezzenon> Who the fuck just offers up a kneel?
[22:02] <Faust> All caps Dookey and tell us why you should be in KAAOS
[22:02] <StalkingViper> BOB BITCH BOB
[22:02] <Feyd> Do something? He's writhing quite well
[22:02] <Faust> ok, thank you.
[22:02] <Hedron> COAGULATOR --- APPROACH THE THRONE
[22:02] <Hedron> AND THE BONE
[22:02] <Dookey> *kicks coag
[22:02] <Coagulator> walks up and bows
[22:02] <SUPERNOVA> KNEEL
[22:02] <Coagulator> fuck off
[22:03] <Tagarr> fawk u!
[22:03] <Terga> needs to suck
[22:03] <Coagulator> i refuse to kneel
[22:03] <Feyd> STOP, DROP, AND BOB MOTHERFUCKER
[22:03] <Faust> all caps, dumb motherfucker, do you have no clue??
[22:03] <Coagulator> now I see why tyo runs these
[22:03] <Tiva> so sad
[22:03] <Ezzenon> Just keep skipping through until we land on one with a spine
[22:03] <StalkingViper> Jesus fucking christ Spew you worthless FUCK
[22:03] <Ezzenon> Speeds up the whole process
[22:03] <Thanater> THESE FUCKERS KNOW SHIT
[22:04] <Hedron> DUVII APPROACH THE BONE
[22:04] <duvii> I'M HERE
[22:04] <Hedron> AND GIT TO SUCKING
[22:04] <Terga> this is gonna be good
[22:04] <Ezzenon> At least we already know this one has a vagina, the others were a surprise.
[22:04] <Feyd> Heh
[22:04] <Tiva> Hedron with all this bowing and kneeling why is the bone still just hanging out there, jab it in someones face already
[22:04] <duvii> SUCK YOURSELF, FUCKER
[22:04] <Rann> SPEW
[22:04] <Squrf> don't tempt him
[22:04] <duvii> IF IT'S BIG ENOUGH YOU CAN TALK TO IT, WRAP YOUR LIPS AROUND IT
[22:04] <Faust> Are you actually coming in here to tell us that we don't have the process skills you prefer?
[22:04] <Ezzenon> Hedron likes it when they fight back
[22:04] <Hedron> KNEEL
[22:04] <Hedron> YOU STUPID BITCH
[22:04] <Tusc> I've never met Doobie....I don't know she has a vagina
[22:04] <Hedron> CAN'T BELIEVE THIS HORSE SHIT
[22:05] <duvii> FUCK NO, YOU DUMB COCKSUCKER
[22:05] <Ezzenon> We're on #3 and there's been zero spewing
[22:05] <Hedron> WE GOT MEN WHO DON'T KNOW THEY SHOULDN'T KNEEL
[22:05] <Tiva> I heard Duvii has no teeth if you shove it in her mouth she cant bite ie
[22:05] <Hedron> AND WOMEON WHO DON'T KNOW THAT ALL I WANT IS FOR THEM TO KNEEL AND SUCK
[22:05] <Squrf> shhh, they're playing dominance games
[22:05] <Hedron> RETARDS ALL AROUND
[22:05] <Terga> interesting
[22:05] <Hedron> KNEEL YOU STUPID BITCH!
[22:05] <Coagulator> and in control
[22:05] <Faust> Who sponsored these guys again?
[22:05] <StalkingViper> Work those lips
[22:05] <duvii> FUCK OFF, YOU DUMB MANWHORE
[22:05] <Hedron> SHOW SOME FUCKING RESPECT!
[22:05] <Ezzenon> Me and Viper could be having a discussion about knitting and there would have been more evil by now
[22:05] <Feyd> Fucking what I'd like to know Faust
[22:05] <duvii> NO WAY I'LL KNEEL TO YOU
[22:05] <Rann> FUCKING KNEEL
[22:05] <TenaciousMike> Duvii is KAAOS by injection.
[22:05] <Hedron> WHY NOT?
[22:05] <Tusc> Kneel you cunt
[22:05] <Rann> GODDAMN USELESS PUKES
[22:05] <Tiva> no shit hedron where is kal?
[22:05] <StalkingViper> no fucking shit Ezz
[22:05] <Faust> ym did
[22:05] <Terga> will you kneel to me?
[22:06] <duvii> YOU'VE GOT TWO KNEELERS PRIOR TO ME, WHY THE FUCK DO YOU NEED ME TO KNEEL?
[22:06] <duvii> WHAT, YOU GOT THREE DICKS OR SOMETHING?
[22:06] *** Joins: greynine (~greynine@d141-13-151.home.cgocable.net)
[22:06] <StalkingViper> its all about the suction bitch
[22:06] <StalkingViper> NOW KNEEL
[22:06] <Rann> the more the marrier
[22:06] <Coagulator> FUCK OFF I KNEEL TO NO MEN
[22:06] <Hedron> I'M MULTI ORGASMIC?
[22:06] <Tiva> Duvii, I dont need you to kneel but if you will kindly lay down to I can sit on your face...
[22:06] *** Joins: Valstorm (Valstorm@spc1-roch1-4-0-cust5.bagu.broadband.ntl.com)
[22:06] <duvii> LMFAO
[22:06] <Tusc> hedron does have 3 dicks...he keeps them in a bag and they make him happy
[22:06] <Coagulator> THAT GOES WITHOUT SAYING
[22:06] <Faust> =====()=====
[22:06] <Feyd> I vote no, regardless. There has been no evil here.
[22:06] <Rann> WHERES THE EVIL!!~
[22:06] <boom> fuck you from stealing full metal jacket lines
[22:06] <Dookey> can't she suck a turkey through
[22:06] <Faust> oh yeah! Evil.
[22:06] <Hedron> EVIL!
[22:07] <duvii> FUCK YEAH I DO
[22:07] <Hedron> LET'S FUCKING GO
[22:07] <Valstorm> what time is it?
[22:07] <Tusc> spew
[22:07] <StalkingViper> SPEW!!
[22:07] <Feyd> WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[22:07] <Hedron> DO IT UP!
[22:07] <duvii> I'M MORE EVIL THAN ANYONE ELSE HERE TONIGHT
[22:07] <Nurgling> The lezbo shit is old
[22:07] <TenaciousMike> COOK SOME FUCKING HAMPSTERS OR SOMETHIN
[22:07] *** ChanServ sets mode: +l 48
[22:07] <Feyd> ROFLMAO
[22:07] <SUPERNOVA> SPEW
[22:07] <Tiva> Duvii, I mean got the name itself suggests evil
[22:07] <duvii> FUCK COOKING HAMPSTERS
[22:07] <Ezzenon> You're seven minutes late but you missed zero evil, Val.
[22:07] *** Joins: naclya (~sieg3ps@pcp03119581pcs.poltch01.tn.comcast.net)
[22:07] <Drach> what the fuck...i figurd we get at least some minor ash/duvii cyber
[22:07] <Pizdets> hampsters?
[22:07] <Tiva> small animal cooking is win
[22:07] <Hedron> teamspeak val
[22:07] <Faust> How does one copulate with baked hampsters?
[22:07] <Valstorm> what the fuck is new, its all pussys and limpdicks in here
[22:07] <duvii> I WAS EVIL FROM CONCEPTION
[22:08] <Feyd> GOOGLE FASTER
[22:08] <Ezzenon> You missed a couple of kneelers who kneeled before even being told, though
[22:08] <Valstorm> no fucking goin on, no fucking evil
[22:08] <Coagulator> THROWS DUVII AND DOOKIE TO THE SIDE AND GRABS HEDRON BY THE THROAT
[22:08] <Ezzenon> Which was some fantastic shit
[22:08] <StalkingViper> WTF Mate??
[22:08] <Squrf> she was conceived with EVIL SPERM
[22:08] <Squrf> WITH LASERS
[22:08] <Coagulator> THROWS HIM ON THE GROUND AND STEPS ON HIS THROAT
[22:08] <Faust> oh my. Hedron. be careful of your throat
[22:08] <StalkingViper> LMFAO
[22:08] <duvii> COAG, GET OVER THERE AND BOW DOWN SO HEDRON CAN STICK HIS COCK IN YOUR ASS. I'M TRYING TO SAY SOMETHING
[22:08] <Ezzenon> rofl
[22:08] <Hicks> TODAY I VISITED MY DOCTOR AND HE TOUCHED MY PEEN AND MY ePEEN ERECTED
[22:08] <Dookey> get's up and pulls up coags pink g -string
[22:08] <Coagulator> SHUT UP WENCH
[22:08] <Faust> witness te Hedron Worship
[22:08] <Rann> I vote no on hicks
[22:08] <Coagulator> SLOWLY I TWIST HEDRON
[22:09] <Coagulator> S HEAD UNTIL IT POPS
[22:09] *** Quits: Tusc (Quit: )
[22:09] <Tiva> boring
[22:09] <Drach> Say it wench...stop fiddling with your gaping hole and SPEAK
[22:09] <Feyd> AND CUM FLIES EVERYWHERE
[22:09] <duvii> JESUS
[22:09] <Coagulator> I PULL IT TO MY CROTCH AND DRIVE MY COCK THROUGH THE BACK OF HIS HEAD
[22:09] *** Joins: Tusc (~Tusc@ip68-102-42-166.ks.ok.cox.net)
[22:09] <Dookey> coag are your eyes open
[22:09] <Faust> SLOWELY I PUT VASOLINE ON HEDRONS UH.... NECK
[22:09] <duvii> SO ANYWAY, YOU FUCKERS LISTEN UP.
[22:09] <Tiva> omg gay sex
[22:09] <StalkingViper> zzzzzzzzzzzzz Wake me the fuck up when the evil starts
[22:09] <Coagulator> I MAKE MY HUMAN COCK RING
[22:09] <Ezzenon> He's going to bow and handjob his way through this HH one AGM at a time
[22:09] <duvii> AND STUFF MKAY
[22:10] *** Joins: getoveritman (getoveritm@pool-71-241-172-135.buff.east.verizon.net)
[22:10] <Faust> rrdy?
[22:10] <Faust> <<<EVIL>>>
[22:10] <Nurgling> COAG MAKES HIS HUMAN COCK RING WITH HIS TOUNGE AROUND HEDRONS COCK
[22:10] <Feyd> O_O
[22:10] <StalkingViper> SPEW YOU FUCKIN BITCH.
[22:10] <Tiva> Duvii needs to knock someone out with her boobies
[22:10] <Faust> and..... (EVIL!)
[22:10] <duvii> I TORE MY WAY THROUGH MY MOTHER'S WOMB
[22:10] <Rann> I vote yes on nurg
[22:10] <Feyd> MORE BLOODY LACTATION
[22:10] <duvii> EATING, BITING GNAWING
[22:10] <Drach> Old shit
[22:10] <Coagulator> GO DRINK OUT OF YOUR PINK TEA SET NURG
[22:10] <TenaciousMike> Duvii's eaten pussy since day 1.
[22:10] <Drach> New Evil dammit!
[22:10] <Ezzenon> If she's got evil by injection and she still can't spew a goddamn thing, does that mean she started out negatively evil?
[22:10] <Tiva> omg duvii ate her moms pussy?
[22:10] <duvii> TOO IMPATIENT FOR BIRTH
[22:10] <Tusc> and......go
[22:11] <StalkingViper> thats so HAWT
[22:11] <StalkingViper> more
[22:11] *** Joins: Toolio (~al@65.13.1.187)
[22:11] <Terga> wtf is this shit
[22:11] <Tusc> Duvii was the second largest thing ever in her mother's birth canal
[22:11] <Faust> took 3 minutes for Staulkingviper to type that with his left hand
[22:11] <getoveritman> I made it in... yay
[22:11] <Tiva> she is probably masterbating remebering eating her mom's pussy
[22:11] <duvii> BLOOD EVERYWHERE, MY MOTHER SCREAMING IN AGONY
[22:11] <Squrf> or pleasure
[22:11] <Ezzenon> Two minutes of typing for that?
[22:11] <Feyd> HOLY SHIT BLOOD?
[22:11] <Ezzenon> I suggest you speed up the googles
[22:11] <Coagulator> DUVII HAS A MOTHER
[22:12] *** Joins: Rummy (~madamnmaz@ACBFFDBC.ipt.aol.com)
[22:12] <duvii> I TORE APART HER INTESTINES, DEVOURING HER ORGANS FOR SUSTENANCE
[22:12] <Tagarr> lole
[22:12] <getoveritman> kinky
[22:12] *** ChanServ sets mode: +l 52
[22:12] <Feyd> old
[22:12] <Tiva> I thought Duvii was one of those immaculate conseptions, born to two bull dykes?
[22:12] <Tagarr> That turns me on
[22:12] <duvii> AND NO, I DID NOT FRY A HAMPSTER
[22:12] <Ezzenon> That one I'll give you. Sustenance is a great big word and you probably had to look it up.
[22:12] <Tiva> Did you at least fry an ovary?
[22:13] *** Quits: Rum (Ping timeout)
[22:13] <Terga> Fry something
[22:13] <duvii> THE SCREAMING DREW A CROWD
[22:13] <Tiva> omg fry her dead bloody body
[22:13] <Faust> She didn't need hampsters as she'd been eating mommy guts
[22:13] <Tiva> then, feed it to orphans
[22:13] <Faust> anyone know wtf Val is talking about?
[22:13] <duvii> PEOPLE WATCHING, EYES FIXATED ON THE MESS, PEOPLE UNABLE TO TURN AWAY
[22:13] <duvii> I FINISHED THE FEAST OF MY MOTHER, LOOKING AROUND
[22:13] <Terga> opphans? that's not eveil
[22:13] <StalkingViper> FASTER EVIL
[22:13] <Tusc> does anyone ever know what val is talking about?
[22:14] <Tiva> did you shoot out of her and start eating the doctor?
[22:14] <Ynis> i am in love with Valstrom
[22:14] <StalkingViper> lol
[22:14] *** Quits: Atomik (Quit: )
[22:14] <duvii> I PULLED MYSELF THE REST OF THE WAY OUT OF HER, NEWLY BORN LIMBS WEAK STILL
[22:14] <Rummy> Hedron
[22:14] <Ezzenon> Nobody's even reading anymore, Val's drunkenness is out evilling this whole HH
[22:14] <Tagarr> lol
[22:14] <Tagarr> True story
[22:15] <Rummy> Val I dub the evil
[22:15] <Feyd> Teamspeak Hell Hole > Text
[22:15] <Dookey> I'm fucking hungry, going to eat my neighbor's cat
[22:15] <TenaciousMike> Duvii -- I've eaten worse things at Taco Bell
[22:15] <Rummy> SHUT UP
[22:15] <duvii> HEADING TOWARD THE CLOSEST WATCHER, MY EYES LIT RED WITH HATE
[22:15] <getoveritman> ...
[22:15] <Rummy> YOU ALL ARE WORTHLESS
[22:15] <Squrf> RABIES
[22:15] <Squrf> SHE'S RABID
[22:15] <Rummy> HAHAHAHAH
[22:15] <Rummy> you dont
[22:15] <Tiva> Omg, she's like a little chucky
[22:16] <Rummy> www.assbangers.com
[22:16] <Faust> So, anyway... there I was eating some limbs...
[22:16] <Ashrak> Toro, Tyo, same difference.
[22:16] <getoveritman> ha ha ha
[22:16] <Feyd> Ouch
[22:16] <getoveritman> evil
[22:16] <Feyd> That's a fucking insult
[22:16] <Faust> She's just been born and she's already on the rag
[22:16] <Terga> She was possessed by Ragnaros earlier ;p
[22:16] <Feyd> That's the most evil thing I've heard all night
[22:16] <Tiva> Tyo >>>> Toro
[22:16] <duvii> I ATTACKED THE NEAREST, SHOVING MY CLAWS INTO HIS THROAT
[22:16] <SUPERNOVA> ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZz
[22:17] <Tiva> claws? can you be born with claws?
[22:17] <Rummy> My computer keeps saying the i have a aolservier corrupt host file
[22:17] <StalkingViper> ...this is the longest attempt at evil ever
[22:17] <Feyd> JESUS SOMEONE PLEASE STOP HER
[22:17] <Ezzenon> Evil by attrition
[22:17] *** ChanServ sets mode: +l 50
[22:17] <Tiva> I have Duvii on web cam, I am telling you she is getting off on this shit.
[22:17] <duvii> I TOOK MY TIME KILLING HIM, TEARING AT HIS FLESH WITH MY CLAWS AND TEETH
[22:17] <StalkingViper> LMFAO
[22:17] <Faust> So, anyway, there i was, ya know... being evil and all...
[22:18] <Tusc> I think it's evil that we have to sit through this shit
[22:18] <duvii> HE SCREAMED, WRITHING IN THE FLOOR
[22:18] <Squrf> in the floor?
[22:18] <Tiva> I want her to beat someone with something
[22:18] <StalkingViper> Fucking stop
[22:18] <Ezzenon> This sounds like something you should write about in your Myspace
[22:18] <Feyd> BIG FINISH
[22:18] <Rummy> and then Hedron died
[22:18] <boom> LOL
[22:18] <getoveritman> blow me blow me
[22:18] <Tiva> lol, she is gonna choke on an observers heart and die.
[22:18] <Rummy> Hedron died a big blow me away death
[22:18] <Faust> AND THEN.... THEN.... THEN! THEN! THEN! THEN! I DID SOME EEEVVVIILLL!!!
[22:18] <StalkingViper> NICE
[22:18] <duvii> AND I ATE HIM THEN TOUCHED MY FETAL SELF IN PLEASURE THE END
[22:18] <Feyd> KAAOS BUKKAKE AND I VOTE YES
[22:19] <Valstorm> STFU Tinky
[22:19] <Faust> Take a bow, that was wonderful
[22:19] <StalkingViper> bahahaha
[22:19] <Faust> or kneel, whichever
[22:19] <Feyd> Lmao...
[22:19] <Hedron> ================= VOTE ========================
[22:19] <TenaciousMike> PEDRO
[22:19] <StalkingViper> FUCK NO
[22:19] <Faust> kk
[22:19] <Drach> Fuck No!
[22:19] <Feyd> NO.
[22:19] <Tiva> HELL NO
[22:19] <Rummy> tits and beer
[22:19] <Tagarr> FUCK
[22:19] <Tagarr> NO
[22:19] <Rann> Yes, cuz shes my bitch
[22:19] <Ezzenon> ALSO FUCK NO
[22:19] <Ynis> FUCK YES
[22:19] <Tusc> I vote yes if she goes with the blowjob option
[22:19] <SUPERNOVA> kgfs of THE FETAL
[22:19] <Hicks> YES I GOT HARD
[22:19] <getoveritman> I prefer ass
[22:19] <Valstorm> FUCKING BEEP!!!! ARRRRRGHHH!
[22:19] <Tagarr> lol
[22:19] <Valstorm> but NO
[22:19] <Nurgling> Yes, because she likes my spunk in her dirtbox.
[22:19] <Pizdets> fuck beer. vodka ftw.
[22:20] <Faust> Hicks was born hard
[22:20] <Rummy> that's just sad
[22:20] <SUPERNOVA> THAT WORKS
[22:20] <Faust> SpunkBox?
[22:20] <Rummy> Vodka sucks Vipers left nut
[22:20] <StalkingViper> lol
[22:20] <boom> good god
[22:20] <duvii> lmfao
[22:20] <Feyd> ....
[22:20] <SUPERNOVA> OMG
[22:20] <StalkingViper> JESUS FUCK Val
[22:21] <Ezzenon> just yell "muthafuckin windows BEEP" again Val
[22:21] <Coagulator> METAPHORICALLY?
[22:21] <getoveritman> the drunken brit is back..
[22:21] <Feyd> The equation is Drunk + Val + Philosophy = wtf?
[22:21] <boom> LOL
[22:21] <Tiva> lmao
[22:21] <Dookey> omg is like mathmatically speaking
[22:21] <Ezzenon> haha
[22:21] <Squrf> lmao
[22:21] <Terga> Methafuckedly
[22:21] <Pizdets> classic
[22:21] <Ezzenon> And do it as Julia
[22:21] <Ashrak> Now we have a drunk hick instead of a drunk Brit?
[22:21] <Faust> Ho mah god, it's a English Cowboy
[22:21] *** Joins: _Onyx (~Onyx@pool-68-236-34-55.phil.east.verizon.net)
[22:22] <Hicks> aww
[22:22] <Tiva> Duvii, are you naked right now?
[22:22] <duvii> Yes, Tiva.
[22:22] <getoveritman> if shes naked i change mine to yes
[22:22] <duvii> Who doesn't?
[22:22] *** ChanServ sets mode: +l 51
[22:22] <Tusc> not that you have a vote to change
[22:22] <getoveritman> exactly
[22:23] <Rann> Duvii, Womberwoman
[22:23] <Faust> Womberang
[22:23] <Tiva> lol,
[22:23] <duvii> lmfao
[22:23] <Feyd> Spunky Dirtbox
[22:23] <Faust> Spewvii
[22:23] <duvii> That's not as sexy as cocktart
[22:24] <Tiva> combine them Spwevii Womberwoman
[22:24] *** Joins: Ivan (~blow@12-220-54-240.client.insightBB.com)
[22:24] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Ivan
[22:24] <Rann> ice ice baby
[22:24] <Feyd> HOLY SHIT THIS ONE HAD BETTER BE GOOD
[22:24] <Faust> SQurf, approach the kneeling carpet
[22:24] <Tiva> this should be sad
[22:24] <Hedron> STEP UP TO THE THRONE SQRFY!
[22:24] *** Retrieving #kaaos info...
[22:24] <Squrf> WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?
[22:24] <Rann> KNEEL BITCH
[22:24] <Tusc> I thought it was a verb
[22:24] <duvii> Squrf, I want your moustache
[22:24] <Faust> I want a pony.
[22:24] <Hicks> fucking smirf
[22:24] <Ezzenon> You missed your que to kneel
[22:24] <Squrf> *WALKS UP TO HEDRON*
[22:24] <Squrf> WELL?
[22:25] <Hedron> KNEEL
[22:25] <Hedron> YOU PIECE OF SHIT
[22:25] <Squrf> I CAME UP HERE FOR YOU TO KNEEL AND TAKE MY COCK IN YOUR MOUTH, BITCH
[22:25] <Tusc> Kneel you cocksucker
[22:25] <Faust> Karioke kick
[22:25] <Squrf> NEVER HAD A BLOWJOB FROM A GOD BEFORE
[22:25] <Squrf> DO IT RIGHT
[22:25] <Hedron> ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE FIESTY?
[22:25] <StalkingViper> OH NOES HEDRON!!111!!!
[22:25] <Ezzenon> PROPER GRAMMAR AND PUNCTUATION IS EVIL
[22:25] <Ezzenon> BY DEFAULT
[22:25] <Faust> Dude. We've met. You've never had a blowjob. Period.
[22:25] <Hedron> THAT'S SO FIESTY
[22:25] <Hedron> WOW
[22:25] <Feyd> Lol
[22:25] <Squrf> FIESTY? I'M SURPRISED YOU KNOW WORDS THAT BIG
[22:26] <duvii> He thinks a blowjob has something to do with blowing the paint on his fingernails dry
[22:26] <Tusc> Spunky
[22:26] <Hedron> THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE SUPRISED BY EVERYTHING, YOU IDIOT.
[22:26] <Rann> except for ynis in the bathroom while faust was eating!~
[22:26] <TenaciousMike> Suprised has two Rs in it now?
[22:26] <Faust> I was eating in the bathroom
[22:26] <Tiva> gross
[22:26] <Hedron> TENACIOUSSPELLCHECKER, SHUT UP
[22:26] <Squrf> I'M NOT SURPRISED BY YOUR LACK OF CREATIVITY IN THE BLOWJOB DEPARTMENT
[22:26] <Squrf> GET TO WORK
[22:26] <Rann> faust was getting a blumpkin from squrf
[22:26] <Feyd> HOMOSEXUAL DOES NOT EQUAL EVIL, JESUS WHEN WILL PEOPLE LEARN?
[22:27] <getoveritman> communists are evil though...
[22:27] <Hicks> wtf i'm out of here
[22:27] <Ezzenon> At least this one knows how to type, we can vote no in less than fifteen minutes this time.
[22:27] *** Quits: Hicks (Quit: )
[22:27] <boom> what about brother's dick
[22:27] <Tiva> Oh shhh we all know late at night the HH turns into a big gay orgy
[22:27] <Squrf> I SUPPOSE YOU WANT AN EVIL STORY NOW
[22:27] * Hedron CHOPS OFF SQURF'S COCK AND TOSSES IT OUT
[22:27] <Hedron> GET TO SOME EVIL, COCKLESS
[22:27] <StalkingViper> SPEW you fuckin waste
[22:27] <Squrf> DON'T STRAIN YOURSELF BIG GUY
[22:27] *** Nurgling is now known as Squrff
[22:27] <Ivan> Shaun Alexander quad inc.
[22:28] <Hedron> GREEN BEAN PEEN.
[22:28] <Squrf> ONCE, THERE WAS A PROPHECY
[22:28] *** Joins: Hicks (~elliothir@c-24-126-247-193.hsd1.ca.comcast.net)
[22:28] <TenaciousMike> I've read more evil in Highlights for Children.
[22:28] <Rann> but it got lost
[22:28] <Squrf> A BOY WHO WOULD SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKING WORLD
[22:28] <duvii> At least mine was lesbian, which is -so- hot
[22:28] <Ezzenon> Priest Holmes getting broken in half and out for the season fucking my team is more evil than this whole Hellhole, Ivan.
[22:28] *** getoveritman is now known as GetOverItMan
[22:28] <Squrf> RAN ACROSS HIM IN AN ALLEY, AND TOOK HIM FOR MY OWN
[22:28] <Faust> <mark>
[22:28] <StalkingViper> WTF IS THAT SHIT
[22:28] <Ivan> lol
[22:28] <Terga> G'night Fuckers...Goddesses rule the world and you all no it
[22:28] <Squrf> I RAISED HIM
[22:28] <Tusc> We don't want an evil story....spew some fucking evil
[22:28] <Rann> hasta ;p
[22:28] <Squrff> So my dad ate a taco one day, and pooted. My mom named me Dirtbox Queef as I splatered on the wall
[22:28] *** Parts: Terga (~terri_yan@c-24-30-24-74.hsd1.ga.comcast.net)
[22:29] <Squrf> TAUGHT HIM ABOUT THE PROPHECY THAT WAS OH SO LAME
[22:29] <Squrf> IT SAID SOMETHING ABOUT HEDRON
[22:29] <duvii> kaaos is a band too
[22:29] <Squrf> YOU KNOW HOW LAME THAT GETS
[22:29] *** Ynis is now known as Ynis_afk
[22:29] <Squrff> YES WE DO, I AM LAME.
[22:29] <Ezzenon> Did his evil just contain the world "lame"?
[22:29] <StalkingViper> Shut this fuckin reject up .... NEXT.
[22:29] <Faust> A boy named Prophecy?
[22:29] *** Quits: Blayloc (Quit: 15,1 0,1[14,1 0,1K7,1A0,1AOS GA7,1M0,1ING 14,10,1] [14,1 0,1Web Hosting7,1 HLTV Rental 0,1Domain Registration 14,10,1] [14,1 7,1W0,1ebsite14,1:0,1 www.kaaosgaming.net 14,10,1] [14,1 7,1N0ews14,1:0,1 New Hosting Packages on the Website! 14,10,1])
[22:29] <Drach> Fuck this weak ass shit im going to go get laid
[22:29] <Feyd> I concur.
[22:29] <Drach> I vote No
[22:29] <Squrf> AND THE DAY OF THE PROPHECY GREW CLOSER
[22:29] <duvii> rofl
[22:29] <Faust> Get one for me Drach
[22:30] <Tiva> oh no run terga
[22:30] <Faust> he'll be back in a minute
[22:30] <Drach> she cant run far enough
[22:30] <Squrf> AND I SAID TO THE BOY, ARE YOU PREPARED TO SAVE THE WORLD?

Duvii
11-15-2005, 09:36 AM
[22:30] <Ezzenon> The day of the prophecy will get here before this evil ends
[22:30] *** Quits: Drach (Quit: )
[22:30] <Squrff> I AM EVIL!
[22:30] <Tusc> and he kept fucking her and fucking her and fucking her....and then he died...the end
[22:30] <Squrf> HE TOOK A DEEP BREATH
[22:30] <Squrf> AND SAID YES HE WAS
[22:30] <StalkingViper> \! Votes Hell mother fuckin no
[22:30] <Rann> HE WAS GAY
[22:30] <Ezzenon> BREATHING IS EVIL!
[22:30] <Squrf> SO I TOOK HIM TO THE TALLEST TOWER IN THE LAND
[22:30] <Squrff> IS TOSSING SALAD EVIL?
[22:30] <Hicks> it was me?
[22:30] <Feyd> EVIL BREATHING
[22:30] <Squrf> THE VIEW WAS BREATHTAKING
[22:31] <Tiva> This is not very evil
[22:31] <StalkingViper> FUCKIGN TOWERS?
[22:31] <Ivan> Breathtaking = Automatic no
[22:31] <duvii> evil doesn't appreciate beauty!
[22:31] <Faust> Could I get the cliffnotes on this thing?
[22:31] <Squrf> AND THEN I TOOK HIS ARM
[22:31] <StalkingViper> NOT EVEN CLOSE TO EVIL
[22:31] <Tusc> breathtaking view....oooo...no i'm into it
[22:31] <Ezzenon> Good rule to live by, Ivan
[22:31] *** Parts: Squrff (~nurgling@24.96.141.191)
[22:31] <duvii> we should do hell holes on isketch
[22:31] *** Joins: Nurgling (~nurgling@24.96.141.191)
[22:31] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Nurgling
[22:31] <Tiva> please do something mean
[22:31] <Squrf> AND OPENED HIS STOMACH WITH A BLADE I HAD CONCEALED IN MY SLEEVE
[22:31] <Squrf> TIED HIS INTESTINES TO A POST
[22:32] <Faust> That is an evil way of spellig concealed, I guess
[22:32] <StalkingViper> FUCK IHIS CORPSE OR SOMETHING YOU ASSCLOWN
[22:32] <Ezzenon> tick tock tick tock
[22:32] <Squrf> AND DEFENSTRATED HIM, WATCHING HIM FADE INTO THE DISTANCE BELOW...
[22:32] <Squrf> I AIMED HIM DIRECTLY INTO THE CHURCH
[22:32] <Tiva> what does defenstrated mean?
[22:32] <Squrf> RELIGION BLOWS
[22:32] <Ezzenon> TICK TOCK TICK TOCK
[22:32] <Squrf> THE END
[22:32] <Faust> AND AND... AND...
[22:32] <Feyd> ,...
[22:32] <Kalio> Rofl
[22:32] <duvii> Squrf, you better have been near a window
[22:32] <Ezzenon> wtf?
[22:32] <Kalio> I vote yes for use of defenestrate
[22:32] <boom> lolz
[22:32] <StalkingViper> Unfuckingreal
[22:32] <boom> wtf is defenstrate
[22:32] <Hedron> VOTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[22:32] <_Onyx> haha
[22:32] <Feyd> I vote NO due to lack of detail.
[22:33] <duvii> defenestrate is the act of forcibly throwing someone through a window ;p
[22:33] <Nurgling> No, and his nickname can be earspunk
[22:33] *** ChanServ sets mode: +l 49
[22:33] <StalkingViper> Hell no
[22:33] <Rann> yes because everyone else thinks its cool to vote no
[22:33] <SUPERNOVA> NO
[22:33] <Valstorm> NO because he's a fag in disguise, and cant karate kick
[22:33] <Tusc> despite the breathtaking view...alas, no.
[22:33] <TenaciousMike> http://asciiorly.ytmnd.com/
[22:33] <Hicks> Yes, if I'm his boy toy from the story
[22:33] <Faust> No
[22:33] <Ezzenon> NO because the high point of that spew was a deep breath
[22:33] <Tiva> I vote puke
[22:34] *Ynis_afk* yo
[22:34] *** Ynis_afk is now known as Ynis
[22:34] <Pizdets> breathtaking evil.
[22:34] <Nurgling> PLANETSIDE PEOPLE WE ARE SWITCHING TO VANU, DELETE YOUR TR TOONS. AND MAKE A VANU ONE.
[22:34] <Ivan> I vote yes to babies slamming against trailers in a tornado.
[22:34] <Defender> breath takingly evil
[22:34] <Pizdets> evil... by dkny. a new fragrance.
[22:34] *Ynis* answering your text message: Course.
[22:34] <Tiva> WHO IS NEXT??????
[22:34] <Faust> Ashrak
[22:34] <StalkingViper> LETS ROLL YOU FUCKS
[22:35] <Feyd> I'm seeing...yeah...a resounding NO here.
[22:35] <TenaciousMike> Math is hard for women.
[22:35] <Tusc> I added up the votes and shook the magic 8 ball and he gets to come back when Tyo is here to ramrod him through
[22:35] <duvii> Tiva, gimme a call~
[22:35] <boom> LOL
[22:35] <Tagarr> She's not lying
[22:35] <Tagarr> :<
[22:35] <GetOverItMan> ...
[22:36] <StalkingViper> dude Tiva needs at least 5 mins YOU ARE FUCKED SQurf
[22:36] <duvii> I'm sure she can do it in under a minute.
[22:36] *** Joins: Blayloc (~blayloc@ip68-12-23-52.ok.ok.cox.net)
[22:36] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Blayloc
[22:36] <duvii> Just because a man can't pleasure a woman that fast doesn't mean a woman can.
[22:36] *** Quits: Rummy (Ping timeout)
[22:36] <Hedron> ASSHAT IS NEXT ------------ GIVE US SOME EVIL
[22:36] <Tusc> Asscrack
[22:36] <Hedron> APPROACH THE THRONE!
[22:36] <StalkingViper> SILENCE SPEWVII
[22:37] <Faust> AssCrack, approach the throng
[22:37] <Ezzenon> PRE-KNEEL
[22:37] <Feyd> MORE BLOODY LACTATION
[22:37] <duvii> Bloody lactation is all the rage
[22:37] <Ashrak> Bite me
[22:37] <Ashrak> lol
[22:37] <Tagarr> no "lol
[22:37] <Tagarr> in evil
[22:37] <Tagarr> imo
[22:37] <Nurgling> GO LARRY LETS HEAR THE EVIL!
[22:37] <Ezzenon> wow.
[22:37] <TenaciousMike> Let Valstorm read Ashrak's Evil over TS.
[22:37] <Tusc> Or you could masturbate with an open mic for 3 minutes
[22:38] <StalkingViper> i dropped my kitty ......it was Evil...yeah
[22:38] <Ivan> Duvii, put your dick in her ear and make her spew some evil.
[22:38] <Chubbs> in the words of The Exploited "Maggie you cunt."
[22:38] <StalkingViper> WHERE IS THIS FUCK?
[22:38] <Tusc> and....go
[22:38] <Feyd> ...
[22:38] <StalkingViper> ....
[22:38] <duvii> If by dick you mean clit, then later Ivan
[22:38] <Faust> on your mark... get set... <insert evil here>
[22:38] <StalkingViper> NEXT WTF is he doing?
[22:39] <Ezzenon> What the fuck is going on?
[22:39] <Faust> ...
[22:39] <Ivan> Thought you were the boyfriend.
[22:39] <StalkingViper> NEXT, asshat is AFK
[22:39] <Ashrak> TYPING!
[22:39] <Faust> Asscrack is preparing some evil, I suspect
[22:39] <duvii> Oh yeah. Strapons win.
[22:39] <Ashrak> HOLD ON
[22:39] <Feyd> I'M HOLDING ON, BUT I'M GETTING SOFT
[22:39] <Ezzenon> ctrl+c ctrl+v for reference
[22:39] <Ashrak> NOTEPAD!!! OMG...
[22:39] <duvii> BRB AE
[22:40] <Ezzenon> Maybe you can download a WoW UI mod that will convert all your stupid, vapid bullshit to evil.
[22:40] <StalkingViper> NEXT, come back when you hit puberty
[22:40] <duvii> Tiva, you've lost your touch.
[22:40] <duvii> I've come like 5 times since you left. ;/
[22:41] <Tiva> :(
[22:41] <Hicks> all this hold on and touch this is making me horny
[22:41] * Hicks moans
[22:41] <Ashrak> IT SENSED A MOVEMENT IN THE OPEN. CROUCHING BEHIND THE ROCK STRUCTURE, IT HID QUIETLY SO AS NOT TO BE DETECTED.
[22:41] <Faust> ok! thanks Ashrak. Who is next?
[22:41] <Tiva> I was worn out earlier during our web cam date Duvii.
[22:41] <Ashrak> ugh i hate caps
[22:41] <duvii> I do have some great stamina
[22:41] <TenaciousMike> I THROW A FLARE
[22:41] <TenaciousMike> AIMED SHOT
[22:41] <Tagarr> lol mike
[22:41] <TenaciousMike> HUNTERS MARK
[22:41] <TenaciousMike> YOU DIE
[22:41] <StalkingViper> ~~~~~FAILURE DETECTED~~~~~~~
[22:41] <duvii> faust, those are hemmoroids
[22:41] <Ashrak> THE MOVEMENT CAME CLOSER AND FOR A MOMENT A SILOHETTE DARKENED IT'S VISION.
[22:42] *** Nurgling is now known as Ritual
[22:42] <Ashrak> lol
[22:42] <Ritual> I'm RANKED 10th IN THE NATION IN FPS!
[22:42] <_Onyx> LOL
[22:42] <Ivan> Kal, is this what ITB guild chat was like?
[22:42] <Ritual> I AM THE ULTIMATE PLANETSIDE SNIPER!
[22:42] <TenaciousMike> I'm pissed. My evil was going to be taking a shit on Hedron's lap! Damnit!
[22:42] <TenaciousMike> Back to the drawing board.
[22:42] <duvii> Mike, he may or may not be into that.
[22:42] <Ashrak> IT GROWLED WHEN IT REALIZED THAT THE MOVEMENT CAME FROM ONE OF IT'S OWN KIND. POUNCING FROM THE SHADOWS, IT TACKLED THE INVADER, SINKING IT'S DECAYING TEET INTO THE BRITTLE FLESH OF THE OTHER.
[22:43] *** Faust is now known as TheRockStructure
[22:43] <Squrf> decaying teet?
[22:43] <TheRockStructure> HEY! stop hiding behind me!
[22:43] <Ashrak> *TEETH
[22:43] <Tagarr> TEET
[22:43] <StalkingViper> oh no Growling
[22:43] <Tagarr> Decaying teet :(
[22:43] *** TheRockStructure is now known as Faust
[22:43] <duvii> oh shit, dugs
[22:43] <Feyd> DECAYING TEETS
[22:43] <boom> LOL
[22:43] <StalkingViper> TEETS for teh win
[22:43] <boom> decaying teets
[22:43] <Chubbs> decaying teets are pretty evil.
[22:43] <Ritual> Who is this Valstorm guy? What a fucking tard.
[22:43] <TenaciousMike> Mmmmm teets....
[22:43] <Faust> He's a Druid
[22:44] <StalkingViper> CHRIST YOU TYPE LIKE -5 WPM
[22:44] <boom> LOL
[22:44] <TenaciousMike> I'm bored. Going to go read Feast for Crows.
[22:44] <Ritual> SHUT UP ENGLAND MAN I AM RANKED 10TH IN THE NATION IN FPS GAMES!
[22:44] <Feyd> OH EM GEE
[22:44] <boom> do you drive a dodge stratus?
[22:44] <Thanater> OMG RITUAL LIKES THE COCK IN THE MOUTH
[22:44] <Faust> <giggle> Tee hee!
[22:44] <Chubbs> rofll
[22:44] <duvii> Hey, ashrak is my girlfriend ;/
[22:44] <Ritual> All of you need to shut up, Riprend and are are sniping
[22:45] <Ivan> lol
[22:45] <Tiva> and sometimes mine, when I have extra cash to give to duvii.
[22:45] <boom> lol
[22:45] <duvii> True, Tiva
[22:45] <Chubbs> you lose.
[22:45] <TenaciousMike> I FOUND A PIC OF VAL; http://www.escort-victoria.co.uk/assets/photos/17contact.jpg
[22:45] <Valstorm> you know I'm gonna click that
[22:45] <Ashrak> Pink g-string
[22:45] <Ashrak> I stole it from Coag
[22:45] *** Quits: Toolio (Quit: )
[22:45] <StalkingViper> witty
[22:46] <Tagarr> AND THE DECAYING TEET SHREDS THE FLESH, FROM WHOLE TO SHRIVELED CARCASSE, DUVII'S BLUDGEONED WOMB DRIPPING FROM HER TEETH!
[22:46] *** Parts: Ritual (~nurgling@24.96.141.191)
[22:46] <GetOverItMan> omg click it its awsome
[22:46] *** Joins: Nurgling (~nurgling@24.96.141.191)
[22:46] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Nurgling
[22:46] <Ashrak> freudian slip >< I was thinking of duvii
[22:46] <Faust> womb, teets, ... can I GET A "FUCK"?
[22:47] <StalkingViper> NEXT....
[22:47] <Tiva> lack of focus
[22:47] <Tiva> so sad
[22:47] <Feyd> WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEE
[22:47] <Nurgling> Depthroat your MIC, and say KAAOS WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE and you are in.
[22:47] <Faust> When was the last time a candidate said his/her "evil" was boring?
[22:48] <Coagulator> http://groups.myspace.com/WHEE
[22:48] <Feyd> KAAOS TEETS
[22:48] <StalkingViper> ASSTEETS
[22:48] *** ChanServ sets mode: +l 48
[22:48] <Faust> Nice teets, ma'am
[22:48] <Ashrak> I'm taking a picture!
[22:48] <Hedron> ================VOTE!============================= =
[22:48] <Tiva> oh my
[22:48] <Hedron> stop
[22:48] <Tiva> wait for picture
[22:48] <Ashrak> Lighting...
[22:49] <StalkingViper> PENDING PICS
[22:49] <duvii> oh shit, win
[22:49] <Tagarr> LOL
[22:49] <Ezzenon> EMERGENCY STOP
[22:49] <Tagarr> LOLLL
[22:49] <Nerdo> Rofl.
[22:49] <Feyd> LOL
[22:49] <Faust> 45 minute upload though, please stand by
[22:49] <Ezzenon> -----> Kaaotic Moments forum
[22:49] <Tagarr> Imageshack.de
[22:49] <Tagarr> 4 u Ash
[22:49] <Tagarr> <3
[22:49] <Tiva> mmmmm boobie pics
[22:49] <duvii> afk to give myself a tussle while she takes a picture
[22:49] <Hedron> http://www.escort-victoria.co.uk/assets/photos/17contact.jpg ashrak?
[22:50] <Tiva> that is just wrong
[22:50] <Valstorm> Fuck this goin for beer
[22:50] <Ezzenon> pre-kneeler!
[22:50] <Hedron> COAGULATOR! STEP UP!
[22:50] <Coagulator> COAG APPROACHES
[22:50] <Tiva> Watch ashrak post links of Amarra pics, lol
[22:50] *** Nurgling is now known as Nurg|GoneToWork
[22:50] <Tusc> Bend over
[22:50] <Hedron> KNEEL BITCH!
[22:50] <Coagulator> EAT SHIT!
[22:50] <Faust> ok
[22:50] <Faust> now what?
[22:51] <StalkingViper> ohhhh Feces this time
[22:51] <duvii> he bent over and shit for you hedron
[22:51] <Feyd> NEEDS MORE KNEELING AND BOWING
[22:51] <Feyd> WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HERE?
[22:51] <StalkingViper> and bobbing
[22:51] <Nerdo> Tiva: That comment was evil.
[22:51] <Ashrak> Oh god Tiva...that would be truly evil ><
[22:51] <Coagulator> IRC
[22:51] <Coagulator> I APPROACH THE WHORE AT THE BAR
[22:51] <Tiva> No shit that would be evil
[22:51] <Tiva> but I would laugh my ass off
[22:51] <duvii> Shit, that's Hedron's mom
[22:51] <Tagarr> Rann, how long were you trying to learn that for? ATLEAST 10 mins imo
[22:51] <TenaciousMike> http://www.trendpimp.com/displayimage.php?pos=-358 <-- Ashrak's Strip Tease dance
[22:51] <Coagulator> SHE IS UNSUSPECT
[22:51] <Faust> he's foreshadowing
[22:51] <Coagulator> TO MY DESIRE
[22:51] <Rann> yeah tag lol
[22:52] <Rann> im in drop d so i kept fucking shit up ;p
[22:52] <StalkingViper> lol
[22:52] <Tiva> he better not be talking about me:(
[22:52] *** Coagulator was kicked by Nurg|GoneToWork (VOTE NO FOR ME!)
[22:52] <duvii> auto join for the win
[22:52] <Chubbs> rofl
[22:52] *** Joins: Rum (Rum@ACC2C5C3.ipt.aol.com)
[22:52] <Ashrak> Hold on, I'm going afk to take pictures.
[22:52] <Rann> lol
[22:52] *** Joins: Coagulator (~brad900@cpe-68-175-77-202.nyc.res.rr.com)
[22:52] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Coagulator
[22:53] <StalkingViper> Hurry the fuck up
[22:53] <Coagulator> I PURSUADE HER TO COME WITH ME
[22:53] <Faust> Xeno
[22:53] <Nerdo> Wow
[22:53] <Tiva> last naked chick with KAAOS on her was extra fat and scary looking:(
[22:53] <Nerdo> TenaciuosMike: That chick is hot.
[22:53] <Coagulator> I LEAD HER THROUGH THE STREETS
[22:53] <duvii> Tiva, I saw that and agree ;/
[22:53] *** ChanServ sets mode: +l 49
[22:53] <Coagulator> AT THE NEAREST ALLEY WAY
[22:53] <Coagulator> I DRIVE HER INTO THE GRATES
[22:54] <Coagulator> SHE LOOKS BACK AND SCREAMS
[22:54] <Nurg|GoneToWork> I'm headed to work. Gona have my wife drive with me, I'm scared to drive along because of all this evil.
[22:54] <Rann> i would call a cab nurg\
[22:54] <Coagulator> I SHOVE MY FIST INTO HER THROAT
[22:54] <duvii> As you should be!
[22:54] <Coagulator> SHE BEGINS CHOKING OUT HER TEETCH
[22:54] <Coagulator> TEETH
[22:54] <TenaciousMike> I could find a nicer hole for my fist.
[22:54] <Coagulator> I TELL HER I
[22:54] <Tiva> this is lame, we all know coag would get owned by the slut
[22:54] <Coagulator> AM GOING TO TEACH HER A LESSON
[22:54] <Ezzenon> YOU TELL HER WHAT?!
[22:54] <Ezzenon> THE SUSPENSE
[22:55] <Feyd> AN "EEEEVIILL" LESSON!
[22:55] <Tiva> a lesson, like a spelling lesson?
[22:55] <SUPERNOVA> http://img400.imageshack.us/img400/1880/bikini2be.jpg
[22:55] <StalkingViper> TYPE FASTER FUCKWAD
[22:55] <Coagulator> I TURN HER AROUND AND DRIVE HER SKULL INTO THE GROUND
[22:55] <TenaciousMike> "MOooooooMMMM, how do you spell LABIA?!?"
[22:55] <Coagulator> I DRIVE MY BOOT INTO HER CUNT
[22:55] <Tusc> and then he breaks out the book on metaphorical speaking and teaches her a lesson
[22:55] <GetOverItMan> http://img400.imageshack.us/img400/1880/bikini2be.jpg
[22:55] *** Joins: Vindicator (~kaaos.vin@24-205-188-178.dhcp.azus.ca.charter.com)
[22:55] *** Ynis is now known as EYES_BURNED_OUT
[22:55] <Coagulator> I SPREAD HER BIRTH CANAL AS WIDE AS HER SHOULDERS
[22:55] <Coagulator> SLOWLY I RIP OUT HER HEART
[22:56] <Ezzenon> Somebody needs to do a Viper hellhole. Thirty lines of profanity.
[22:56] <Tiva> her birth canal? lmao
[22:56] <Coagulator> AND BEGIN TO SHOVE IT BACK INTO HER MOUTH
[22:56] <Tagarr> HAHAH guys
[22:56] <StalkingViper> 0.o
[22:56] <Tagarr> I got Ash' pic!!!!
[22:56] <Tagarr> :O
[22:56] <Rum> Thirty lines????
[22:56] <Coagulator> AS I ROLL HER OVER
[22:56] <Coagulator> I REALIZE
[22:56] *** Joins: Kittensoup (~kittensou@adsl-68-72-8-18.dsl.klmzmi.ameritech.net)
[22:56] <Tusc> Fuck all these gay stories.....just spew some fucking evil you homo
[22:56] <Coagulator> IT IS MY VERY OWN SISTER
[22:56] <Tagarr> Fresh off the press
[22:56] <Tagarr> http://img380.imageshack.us/my.php?image=76805226l8ar.jpg
[22:56] <Coagulator> AND I DIDN'T CARE
[22:56] <duvii> ROFL
[22:56] <Tiva> LMFAO tag
[22:56] *** Retrieving #kaaos info...
[22:57] <Coagulator> I DRIVE MY BOOT FURTHER INTO HER SKULL
[22:57] *Hedron* What's the deal with this guy?
[22:57] *Hedron* Worthy?
[22:57] <Coagulator> AND TRACK HER BLOOD HOME
[22:57] <Coagulator> TO WIPE ALL OVER
[22:57] <Coagulator> MY VERY OWN HOME
[22:57] <StalkingViper> your asshole before you get fucked by your life partner?
[22:57] <Coagulator> I KEEP HER HEART
[22:57] <Coagulator> TO MAIL HOME TO MY MOTHER
[22:57] <Tusc> yawn...fucking call this shit
[22:57] <Coagulator> THE WHORE THAT SHE WAS
[22:58] <Faust> Dear Mom,
[22:58] <Ezzenon> I think we passed three minutes
[22:58] <StalkingViper> ENOUGH
[22:58] <Coagulator> -THE END
[22:58] <Ezzenon> You killed a woman to have a present for mommy?
[22:58] <Feyd> AND EVERYONE LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER
[22:58] <Hedron> =============VOTE!====================
[22:58] <Pizdets> alot of repressed sexual tension emanating from all these would be kaaos...
[22:58] <Thanater> Is your sister hot?
[22:58] <StalkingViper> WEAK
[22:58] <Tagarr> Where's Ashs boobs pic?
[22:58] <Rum> lol
[22:58] <Hicks> zero FUCKS in spew
[22:58] <SUPERNOVA> weak but yes
[22:58] <Faust> He's paying for drinks on Saturday so... I'll vote on SUnday
[22:58] <EYES_BURNED_OUT> FUCK YES
[22:58] <StalkingViper> MOTHER FUCKING NO.......AGAIN
[22:59] *** ChanServ sets mode: +l 51
[22:59] <Tusc> If Coag can come up with a nake picture of ashrak...
[22:59] <Tusc> naked even
[22:59] <Ezzenon> YES ON VALSTORM'S WINDOWS BEEP. No on everybody else.
[22:59] *** EYES_BURNED_OUT is now known as Ynis
[22:59] <Rum> in honor of Feyd....tits and vodka
[22:59] <Feyd> ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
[22:59] <Valstorm> No
[22:59] <Rum> oh wait...going limp
[22:59] <Feyd> AAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRR!
[22:59] <Ezzenon> If you can't get a yes from drunken Val, you're fucked
[22:59] <Tusc> who cares
[22:59] <Rum> Oh baby
[23:00] <Rum> Feyd you're awesome
[23:00] <Faust> Approach the throne Nova
[23:00] <Ezzenon> WHERE'S THAT SLUT WITH OUR PICTURES?
[23:00] <Tiva> dude, I wanna see the trick
[23:00] <Ezzenon> jfc!~
[23:00] <Rum> Er....
[23:00] <Tiva> Coag, come show me the trick
[23:01] <StalkingViper> ASHRAK WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY PIX???
[23:01] <Rum> pics for what?
[23:01] <ydmos> http://www.not-9-plz.com/toeman/All%20of%20amarra.rar
[23:01] <StalkingViper> Cogagulato
[23:01] <StalkingViper> r
[23:01] <ydmos> pics.
[23:01] <Faust> CoGaggYouLater
[23:01] <StalkingViper> ASHRAK WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY PIX???
[23:01] <Rum> WHAT PIX?
[23:01] <Ezzenon> slut ran to mexico with our pics!
[23:01] <Tiva> DO NOT CLICK ON YD'S LINK
[23:01] <Ashrak> I'm getting it okayed by Duvii
[23:01] <Tiva> WARNING DO NOT LOOK AT THOSE
[23:01] <Tusc> I think we need to See Asscrack's Asscrack
[23:02] <duvii> she has to wait for me to come
[23:02] <duvii> give me 20 seconds
[23:02] <Rum> WHAT F-ING PIX??!!
[23:02] <Hicks> wow fast and hot
[23:02] <ydmos> tiva i think you've just single handedly ensured EVERYONE who doesn't know what those are WILL be looking at them in the next 2 minutes.
[23:02] <StalkingViper> 20 secs or she sucks boot
[23:02] <Ashrak> Shut up bitch, Duvii gets first dibbs.
[23:02] <Tiva> :)
[23:02] <Tiva> ASHRAK, BOOOOOOOBIES NOW!
[23:02] <duvii> ahahah
[23:02] <Rum> er..are those the pics
[23:03] <Feyd> This is sad.
[23:03] <Tiva> who the fuck keeps fucking calling me god fucking damn it
[23:03] <Rum> tit pix hu?
[23:03] <Feyd> There has been no evil here.
[23:03] <StalkingViper> Sigh
[23:03] <Thanater> this is such a dissapointment
[23:03] <Rum> SOMEONE IS SOOOOO BUSTED
[23:03] <Ezzenon> If you were going to send us joke pics, the window passed about fifteen fucking minutes ago. This better be real fucking nudity now, your ass is on the line.
[23:03] <Ashrak> I'll send them to Tiva...and Duvii. But Hedron, I dont think you'd appreciate it. You know its got that whole female thing going on and all.
[23:03] <Tiva> rock on, I vote yes
[23:03] <Rum> ER...
[23:04] <duvii> The picture is fucking hot ;/
[23:04] <Rum> RUM WILL HAVE A WHOLE FOLDER FULL OF PIC?
[23:04] <Rum> ER PICS?
[23:04] <duvii> you blew it!
[23:04] <Feyd> YES.
[23:04] <Feyd> NOW I VOTE NO.
[23:04] <Valstorm> ..... NOPE!
[23:04] <Tusc> Please drive thru
[23:04] <StalkingViper> THANKS FOR STOPPING BY
[23:04] <Dookey> WHAT
[23:04] <Ezzenon> we have some lovely parting gifts
[23:04] <Rum> I DON'T THINK I GO GET A WHOLE FOLDER FULL
[23:04] <Rann> SPEW IT DOOKEY
[23:04] <Faust> We've yet to vote on Dookey
[23:04] <Dookey> All This shit is making me hungry
[23:04] <Rum> Val just wants to see me naked
[23:04] <Valstorm> I got pizza
[23:04] <StalkingViper> SPEW YOU FUCKIN CUMSTAIN
[23:05] <Ezzenon> What does this have to do with a cat? Did we just wander into a HH for Flymo?
[23:05] <GetOverItMan> http://img66.imageshack.us/img66/8431/badpussy2qp.jpg
[23:05] <Feyd> Can anyone understand this shit?
[23:05] <StalkingViper> what the fuck?
[23:05] <Rum> i can't hear anything other than the cat/kid/fuck'en
[23:05] <Feyd> I just hear something like a cock in a mouth
[23:05] <duvii> Fuck is all you need
[23:05] <StalkingViper> LAY OF THE METH YOU FUCKIN CRACK HEAD
[23:05] <Tiva> out cold
[23:05] <Hedron> exactly
[23:05] <Thanater> IM FUCKING LOVE IT
[23:05] <Ezzenon> He sounds borderline comatose
[23:05] <Tiva> so monotone
[23:05] <Rum> again with the throat slitting
[23:06] <StalkingViper> .............
[23:06] <Ezzenon> ...
[23:06] <Tiva> damn speed demon
[23:06] <Tusc> i'm pretty sure this is the gayest thing I have ever heard
[23:06] <duvii> ahahahahah omfg
[23:06] <Hedron> cock ============> mouth
[23:06] <Ezzenon> STOP TALKING ABOUT A CAT
[23:06] <Tiva> definately nervous
[23:06] <Nerdo> He's so used to eating cats that it bores him.
[23:06] <Rum> THIS IS LIKE SPEED EVIL
[23:06] <Ezzenon> YOU CANNOT SAY CAT FIFTEEN TIMES IN YOUR EVIL
[23:06] <StalkingViper> WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[23:06] <Feyd> DRIVE THROUGH EVIL
[23:06] <Squrf> I hear "fuck" about everyone other word and that's about it
[23:06] <Hedron> fucking fucked the fucking thign with a fucking fuck intestines
[23:06] <TenaciousMike> All I hear is FFFFFFFFF from his lisp.
[23:06] <Ezzenon> SUMMARY: FUCK CAT FUCK CAT FUCK CAT FUCK CAT
[23:06] <Feyd> WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES WITH THAT EVIL?
[23:06] <StalkingViper> HOW MUCH YOU CHARGE PER MINUTE MAYBE YOU CAN GIVE ASHRAK LESSONS
[23:06] <Rum> ok you can never sat cat, throat slitting, or fuck
[23:06] <Rann> thats catdick in the corner of his mouth hedron
[23:07] <Dookey> val didn't u say vanila ice was your hero
[23:07] <Rum> cause you said that like four million times in like two minutes
[23:07] <Kittensoup> i've been drinking kitten blood since i was a kid... whats new?
[23:07] <Tusc> fuck the fucking cat, fucking cat fuckers
[23:07] <Rum> poor cat
[23:07] <GetOverItMan> yea no cat penetration http://img66.imageshack.us/img66/8431/badpussy2qp.jpg you loose
[23:07] <Dookey> u asking for a guy name dookey to fuck a cat
[23:07] <Dookey> come on
[23:07] <Faust> point
[23:07] <StalkingViper> FUCK IT
[23:07] <Rum> no
[23:07] <Dookey> I fucked cows before
[23:07] <Hedron> vote====================
[23:07] <Hedron> VOTE VOTE VOTE
[23:07] <SUPERNOVA> no
[23:07] <StalkingViper> FUCK NO
[23:07] <Tusc> Yes on the cat...no on dookey
[23:07] <Ezzenon> I VOTE YES ON THE CAT
[23:07] <StalkingViper> PUT A TECHNO BEAT ON IT NEXT TIME
[23:07] <Ezzenon> fuck tusc
[23:08] <Tiva> definate yes on the cat
[23:08] <Ynis> FUCK YES
[23:08] <Rum> i agree with ezz...yes on the cat
[23:08] <Feyd> Needs more inflection - NO.
[23:08] <Valstorm> I vote NO
[23:08] <TenaciousMike> You need to breathe into the mic more, too
[23:08] <Chubbs> ROFL
[23:08] <Dookey> argh
[23:08] <TenaciousMike> I'll rap battle any of those motherfuckers.
[23:09] <Rum> rofl
[23:09] <Feyd> Mike's had years of improv practice to hone his KAAOS rap battle skills
[23:09] *** Joins: Nurg|Work (~nurgling@64.89.121.130)
[23:09] <Pizdets> someone asked for boobs?
[23:09] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Nurg|Work
[23:09] <Pizdets> http://www.ratemywow.com/showmewows.cfm?search=showwow&photo_id=421
[23:09] <Pizdets> http://img272.imageshack.us/img272/194/haloween162vc.jpg
[23:09] *** ChanServ sets mode: +l 52
[23:09] <Pizdets> http://photobucket.com/albums/c213/pix_chick/Opie%20and%20Anthony/?action=view&current=OA10-31608V7394.jpg
[23:09] <Rum> weak
[23:09] <Hicks> I'LL TAKE U ON TENA!
[23:09] <TenaciousMike> Haha
[23:09] <TenaciousMike> Okay, Hicks
[23:09] <Pizdets> thats right
[23:09] <Ezzenon> We've already seen your wife's tits though
[23:09] <GetOverItMan> mmmmmmmartha
[23:09] <Feyd> HICKS HAS LAID THE CHALLENCE
[23:09] <TenaciousMike> I need a challenger.
[23:09] <Feyd> CHALLENGE EVEN

Duvii
11-15-2005, 09:37 AM
[23:10] <Pizdets> and if you remember, she DOES have a pic with kaaos written in salsa over her chest
[23:10] <Rum> hahahaha
[23:10] <Feyd> YES
[23:10] <Feyd> YES
[23:10] <Chubbs> rofl
[23:10] <Squrf> ROFL
[23:10] <Feyd> I vote yes on Hicks
[23:10] <Pizdets> so technically, shes KAAOS according to what you just said earlier
[23:10] <TenaciousMike> Hahaha fuck I'm humbled.
[23:10] <Ezzenon> Hicks is rap battle champion
[23:10] <TenaciousMike> Hicks wins
[23:10] <Feyd> I vote yes on Hicks forever.
[23:10] <Hicks> who will sponsor me fuckers?!?
[23:10] <Dookey> damn
[23:10] <Dookey> Mike is speechless
[23:10] <Valstorm> Valstorm sponsors hicks in third person
[23:10] <Ezzenon> He silenced the opposition
[23:10] <Ynis> YOU GO SISTER
[23:11] <Nurg|Work> Who gave Hicks acid?
[23:11] <GetOverItMan> he CAN type
[23:11] <duvii> It sounds like babies crying
[23:11] <Faust> Stick Hicks and Nova in a Teamspeak channel alone for 20 minutes and see who emerges victorious
[23:11] <Tiva> Okay, I need to take this titty pic of Ashrak and go masterbate are we dont?
[23:11] <Ezzenon> Hicks vs Nova's Julia, Mangina Deathmatch
[23:11] <Tiva> done
[23:12] <Chubbs> ROFL
[23:12] <duvii> TIva, multitask woman
[23:12] *** Joins: Toro|Mia (~crash_n_b@d199-126-216-216.abhsia.telus.net)
[23:12] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Toro|Mia
[23:12] *** Toro|Mia is now known as Toro
[23:12] *** Ynis is now known as KAAOSadmin
[23:12] <Toro> Fuck missed the hellhole!
[23:12] <GetOverItMan> thank god
[23:12] <KAAOSadmin> KGFS = duvii, coag, hicks
[23:12] <Feyd> THANK GOD
[23:13] <StalkingViper> SHUT THE FUCK UP TORO!
[23:13] <KAAOSadmin> yes
[23:13] <Faust> It's not too late, Toro
[23:13] <KAAOSadmin> coagagulator
[23:13] <StalkingViper> SPWEVII
[23:13] <StalkingViper> ER SPEWVII
[23:13] <Toro> Too late?
[23:13] <Toro> Yeah im not goin yet.
[23:13] <TenaciousMike> I got some evil for ya: I ate 4 bean burritos today. I just let out the worst fart ever.
[23:13] <Feyd> ..
[23:13] <Feyd> ...
[23:13] <TenaciousMike> Deep whiff.
[23:13] <Dookey> you fucking decide
[23:13] <KAAOSadmin> HICKS
[23:13] <Faust> I'll sponsor Dooky
[23:13] <Nurg|Work> Who did we let in?
[23:14] <Hicks> Nurg loves me
[23:14] *** Quits: StalkingViper (Quit: )
[23:14] <TenaciousMike> Faust can't hold aggro on Hedron
[23:14] *** Quits: greynine (Quit: )
[23:14] *** Quits: Rum (Ping timeout)
[23:14] <Faust> I can hold aggro on you ya little fuck
[23:14] *** ChanServ sets mode: +l 50
[23:14] <Toro> Rum and viper gone to get teh unfunf~
[23:14] <Tusc> where's Ku's stripper girlfriend?
[23:14] <Dookey> on my lap
[23:15] <Faust> That's it for sponsored fucks.
[23:15] <duvii> that rhymed!
[23:16] <GetOverItMan> it did
[23:16] <Faust> He needs a Raisin?
[23:16] <Feyd> DRUKEN VAL vs SUPERNOVA, fight of the CENTURY
[23:16] <Feyd> DING DING DING
[23:16] <Faust> winner pisses down his leg first
[23:17] <GetOverItMan> wanker..?
[23:17] <duvii> I hope someone's recording this ;p
[23:17] <Dookey> This is great
[23:17] <Faust> lol
[23:17] <boom> jerry jerry jerry?
[23:17] <Rann> Is recording ;p
[23:17] <Toro> Ranns got it
[23:17] <Ezzenon> This is golden. Rann better make it public
[23:17] <Faust> GODDAMIT I afk'd out of AV again!
[23:17] <Dookey> Damn this is good
[23:17] <Hicks> I heard Hick
[23:17] <Rann> lol
[23:17] <Feyd> VAL IS COMING OUT STRONG
[23:17] <Dookey> lol
[23:17] <Feyd> NOVA'S STRUGGLING TO MAINTAIN
[23:17] <Nurg|Work> Great stuff to listen to at work.
[23:18] <Ezzenon> Feyd on the play by oklay
[23:18] <Ezzenon> play!
[23:18] <Nurg|Work> Co-workers are like WTF
[23:18] <Feyd> HOLY SHIT
[23:18] <Rann> lmgdao
[23:18] <Ezzenon> rofl
[23:18] <Feyd> VAL IS PULLING OUT THE COUNTRY ACCENT
[23:18] <Rann> val is straight up pwning
[23:18] <Feyd> TKO...TKO...TKO....
[23:18] <Rann> THE TOWEL HAS BEEN THROWN IN
[23:18] <naclya> dookey take not this is good stuff
[23:18] <Feyd> SUPERNOVA DOWN, SUPERNOVA IS DOWN!
[23:18] <boom> christ i think val wins
[23:18] <SUPERNOVA> roflmfao
[23:18] <Rann> GAME OVER MAN GAME OVER
[23:18] <boom> gg nova
[23:18] <Ezzenon> VAL, DO THE JOHN WAYNE. FINISH HIM WITH THE JOHN WAYNE.
[23:18] <SUPERNOVA> fjeopsj poejs jepo jspoefj
[23:18] <Toro> KKKOOOOOO
[23:18] <Faust> Can we still vote on Val?
[23:18] <Feyd> AND THE WINNER BY KNOCK OUT.....VALSTORM
[23:19] <KAAOSadmin> ORGASM SOUNDTRACK
[23:19] <KAAOSadmin> thx val. ;)
[23:19] <Hicks> what about HICKS?!?
[23:19] <Dookey> alright
[23:19] <Dookey> WOOT
[23:19] <Nurg|Work> haha
[23:19] <Feyd> I don't think we established a sponsor for you Hicks
[23:19] <Valstorm> Val sponsors hicks next time
[23:20] <Tusc> Hicks was more entertaining than dookey
[23:20] <Toro> Feyd >>
[23:20] <Ezzenon> Val, I think you're just drunk enough for a knifing spree
[23:20] <Faust> any you fucks want to step up?
[23:20] <Valstorm> too true dodger
[23:20] <SUPERNOVA> WTG YOU FUCKING BITCH
[23:20] <Ezzenon> It's been far too long
[23:20] <GetOverItMan> ...
[23:20] <Faust> or... were you waiting for a gold trimmed invitation?
[23:20] *** KAAOSadmin is now known as Ynis
[23:20] <Feyd> WHO IS STEPPING UP YOU FUCKS?
[23:20] <Feyd> SPONSORLESS FUCKS?
[23:20] <Faust> ... tick... tick... tick...
[23:21] <Thanater> ... I was disappointed tonight
[23:21] <TenaciousMike> I got the nuts, just not the time.
[23:21] <Ezzenon> Somebody sponsor Toro for comedy purposes
[23:21] <TenaciousMike> Which makes sense, because half the KAAOS gods don't play anyway.
[23:21] <Hicks> FUCK THIS YOU FUCKERS KNOW U WANNA SPONSOR ME!
[23:21] <duvii> I hear crickets
[23:21] <GetOverItMan> YES TORO
[23:21] <Toro> Still growin imo
[23:21] <GetOverItMan> TORO
[23:21] <Feyd> I VOTE TORO
[23:21] <Ynis> F toro
[23:21] <TenaciousMike> Toro left.
[23:22] <Faust> that is a big balls sponsorship... I am tempted
[23:22] <Tusc> Yeah fuck I'll sponsor Hicks
[23:22] <Ynis> YA VAL
[23:22] <Nurg|Work> Hicks has done better than any of the other people here tonight.
[23:22] <TenaciousMike> ^^
[23:23] <Nurg|Work> HIcks go LIVE over TS.
[23:23] <Ezzenon> live!
[23:23] <Nurg|Work> LIVE HELL HOLE OVER TS.
[23:23] <Ezzenon> the crowd has fucking spoken
[23:23] <Feyd> TEAMSPEAK
[23:23] <naclya> somone recored it if its live
[23:23] <Faust> This WILL be good you fuck
[23:23] <Ezzenon> I vote yes already
[23:23] <Ezzenon> and I vote Rann keep fucking recording ;x
[23:23] <Faust> hang on, I need a beer for this
[23:23] <Nurg|Work> Rann record :p
[23:23] <Rann> its recording ;p
[23:24] <Valstorm> I think everyone is
[23:24] <Pizdets> isnt this supposed to be evil?
[23:24] <Toro> Wanking into mic
[23:24] <boom> Zzzzzzzzzzz
[23:24] <TenaciousMike> Then I flaked out of WoW
[23:24] <Pizdets> not a recount of pointless history?
[23:24] <Dookey> sounds like internet dating
[23:24] <Squrf> his voice is quivering!
[23:24] <Ezzenon> I should get on SWG and tear down my house before it eats all my cash. This spew is incredibly informative.
[23:24] <TenaciousMike> Then I flaked out of GW
[23:24] <duvii> sounds like he's breathing heavy: read jerking off
[23:24] <TenaciousMike> Now I'm thinking of flaking out of CoV
[23:24] <Pizdets> blowed
[23:24] <Pizdets> hw knows good english
[23:24] <Nurg|Work> I thought he was going to pretend to open a box or something?
[23:24] <Ynis> ROFL
[23:24] <Tusc> <Hicks> I like long walks on the beach and sex on the webcam
[23:24] <Valstorm> lmao.... evil
[23:24] <Chubbs> rofl
[23:24] <Ezzenon> Mental breakdown via teamspeak
[23:25] <Feyd> ...
[23:25] <Toro> ...
[23:25] * GetOverItMan sips soda
[23:25] <Toro> ...
[23:25] <Ivan> lmao that sounded like the old wheeeee! Ego used on the original website
[23:25] *** Quits: Hicks (Quit: )
[23:25] <Ynis> LMFAO
[23:25] <Squrf> LMAO
[23:25] <Chubbs> ROFL
[23:25] <SUPERNOVA> YES
[23:25] <Feyd> YES
[23:25] <Valstorm> YES
[23:25] <Tusc> The wheels completely came off
[23:25] <Ivan> YES
[23:25] <Hedron> =========VOTE!===============
[23:25] <Tusc> YES
[23:25] <Pizdets> YES as long as he doesnt come back
[23:25] <Ezzenon> YES
[23:25] <Ynis> FUCK YES
[23:25] <Ivan> YES
[23:25] <duvii> that made me wet
[23:25] <Nurg|Work> YES IF HE SENDS A PICTURE OF HIM OPENING A CARDBOARD BOX
[23:26] <Ezzenon> hahaha
[23:26] <Chubbs> rofl
[23:26] <Ezzenon> ditto on the box thing!
[23:26] <Pizdets> you people realize hes probably commiting suicide somewhere right now?
[23:26] <Kittensoup> i see corkole is on tonight
[23:26] *** Joins: Qwik|home (~Q@c66-235-19-190.sea2.cablespeed.com)
[23:26] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Qwik|home
[23:27] <Valstorm> Corkorle doesnt get a sponsor
[23:27] <Nurg|Work> HE IS WE TOD DID
[23:27] <Tusc> WE TODD ED
[23:27] *** Quits: TenaciousMike (Quit: )
[23:27] <Faust> And we shall name him... "hicks"
[23:27] <Nurg|Work> Foam Stuffer
[23:28] <naclya> your forgot dookeys as well
[23:28] <Feyd> Hicks = FOAMTARD
[23:28] <Coagulator> Box cutter
[23:28] <Tusc> Hicks with Dicks
[23:28] *** Joins: Hicks (~elliothir@c-24-126-247-193.hsd1.ca.comcast.net)
[23:28] <Nurg|Work> Dances with Dicks
[23:28] <Faust> Clicks
[23:28] <Ynis> One Life to Dicks
[23:29] <Ynis> ROFL
[23:29] <Nurg|Work> ...
[23:29] <Toro> Kinky dinky, to accompany feyd
[23:29] <Faust> HicksLicksdeForeSkin
[23:30] <Feyd> Toro-never-going-to-make-KGFS for....Toro
[23:30] <Toro> Pfft
[23:30] <Ashrak> btw, 200 gold for the picture I shared with Duvii/Tiva.
[23:30] <Ezzenon> Val -> Planetside
[23:30] <Ezzenon> Knives.
[23:30] *** Parts: Ynis (~ynismcm@host-24-149-217-42.patmedia.net)
[23:30] <GetOverItMan> i hate you all
[23:30] * Toro squeals
[23:30] <duvii> That picture is soooo hot.
[23:30] *** Quits: GetOverItMan (Quit: )
[23:30] <Ashrak> Or a Libram of Focus.
[23:30] <Thanater> Ezzon I wreck your ass in knife fighting
[23:31] <Ashrak> ^-----price
[23:31] *** Quits: Pizdets (Quit: )
[23:31] <Hicks> yes im a gay fucking squire!
[23:31] <Toro> All chix must post naked price on general forum for any chance of entrance imo
[23:31] <Hicks> fuck ya
[23:31] <Thanater> How the fuck do you think your going to take val?
[23:31] *** Quits: Valstorm (Quit: )
[23:31] <Feyd> I can't belive Hicks got in...but wow...
[23:31] <Feyd> Unprecedented
[23:31] <Feyd> Greatest TS HH ever.
[23:31] <Nurg|Work> lol Tyo is gona freak
[23:31] <Nurg|Work> haha
[23:31] <Hicks> I'm loved
[23:31] *** Parts: Chubbs (~Chubbs@cpe-68-203-142-24.houston.res.rr.com)
[23:31] *** Parts: Ivan (~blow@12-220-54-240.client.insightBB.com)
[23:31] <Feyd> I knew you had it in you all along, Hicks
[23:32] <Coagulator> What the fuck Dookey doesn't get a nick name????
[23:32] <Nurg|Work> Hicks always has it in him
[23:32] <Dookey> nope
[23:32] <naclya> no was waitin on his name
[23:32] <Hicks> flookey
[23:32] <Feyd> PUDDIN DICK
[23:32] <Nurg|Work> Dookey - I like shit
[23:32] <Thanater> Cat Ass Fucking
[23:32] <Feyd> Drive-Thru-Evil
[23:32] <Nurg|Work> Dookey - I'm Shit Brown, and Ready to Flush Down
[23:33] <Thanater> riding cats on the hershey highway
[23:33] <Dookey> Oral Evil
[23:33] *** Quits: McGilla (Quit: )
[23:34] *** Quits: Feyd (Quit: )
[23:34] *** Quits: naclya (Quit: )
[23:34] <Hicks> tee-hee
[23:34] *** Quits: Tusc (Quit: )
[23:34] *** Quits: Hicks (Quit: )
[23:34] *** Quits: Vindicator (Quit: )
[23:35] *** ChanServ sets mode: +l 38
[23:35] <Ezzenon> Anyone in the Fantasy league -- Priest Holmes is up for trade, send offers! ROCK BOTTOM PRICING.
[23:36] <Ashrak> I'm serious, gold for the picture.
[23:36] <SUPERNOVA> HOW MUCH
[23:36] <SUPERNOVA> 2
[23:36] <SUPERNOVA> 5
[23:36] <SUPERNOVA> 10
[23:36] <Ezzenon> I'll trade you Priest Holmes for it.
[23:36] <Ezzenon> Nothing more, nothing less.
[23:37] <SUPERNOVA> OK 25 THATS IT FROM ME BUT YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME 35 FOR MINE
[23:37] *** Tiva is now known as Tiva|afk
[23:37] *** Quits: Faust (Quit: )
[23:37] <Ashrak> Starting bid: Libram of Focus
[23:38] <SUPERNOVA> 1
[23:38] <Ezzenon> Anyone important enough to be receiving pictures doesn't play shitty ass WoW and therefore won't have any gold or item offers for you.
[23:38] <Thanater> I have a cock to suck for the pictures
[23:38] <Ezzenon> I suggest a rethinking of your pricing scheme
[23:39] <Squrf> I think it's a subtle hint that she doesn't like you