Duvii
11-15-2005, 09:34 AM
[21:55] <Tusc> if anyone's evil contains stories about baking or homosexual acts it's automatic shitcan...of course it probably is anyway
[21:55] <Rann> what if we...
[21:55] <Rann> bake homosexuals in a shitcan
[21:55] <duvii> Damnit, I was hoping for a new choclate cake recipe.
[21:55] <Tiva> damn I Duvii and I were totally gonna tag team Ashrak...oh well.
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[21:56] <Ashrak> Fuck. Where do I sign up for that?
[21:56] <duvii> Bahahha!
[21:56] <Faust> this never gets old... it gets fucking boring, but never old.
[21:56] <Feyd> OLD.
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[21:56] <duvii> ahahah
[21:56] <Rann> pictures
[21:56] <Chubbs> rofl
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[21:56] <SUPERNOVA> roflmfao
[21:56] <Rum> heh
[21:56] <Tiva> erm, someone send Nova a dam buttplug so he shuts up.
[21:57] <Tusc> Nova would apparently like a buttplug
[21:57] <Coagulator> Nova is a buttplug
[21:57] <Terga> Umm
[21:57] <duvii> lmfao
[21:57] <Dookey> well there is one in his butt
[21:57] <Terga> He likes bittplugs
[21:57] <Terga> err buttplugs
[21:57] <SUPERNOVA> ty ty ty
[21:57] <duvii> Buttplugs are so last year. It's all about anal beads now.
[21:58] <Feyd> Hicks went to the doctor for that sex change
[21:58] <Tiva> mmm anal beads
[21:58] <SUPERNOVA> lmao
[21:58] <SUPERNOVA> yep and i cant type
[21:58] <SUPERNOVA> ok
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[21:58] <Feyd> ROFLMAO
[21:58] <duvii> omfg
[21:58] <Pizdets> oh man
[21:58] <Squrf> lmao
[21:58] <Dookey> lol
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[21:59] <Coagulator> me
[21:59] <Feyd> WHO THE FUCK IS STEPPING UP?!
[21:59] <Coagulator> me
[21:59] <duvii> ME MOTHERFUCKER
[21:59] <Feyd> WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEE
[21:59] <Coagulator> ME
[21:59] <Dookey> god damn
[21:59] <Feyd> HOLY SHIT I VOTE NO.
[21:59] <Coagulator> MINE MOTHERFUCKER
[22:00] <Dookey> right here
[22:00] <Tusc> can we just vote no now and get back to gaming?
[22:00] <Tiva> I call for a birch fight, Duvii vs Ashrak, winner gets in!
[22:00] <Faust> OK go.
[22:00] <Tiva> bitch
[22:00] <Drach> Ash better be showing some skin
[22:00] <Ashrak> If we get jello
[22:00] <Feyd> BOOT.
[22:00] <Dookey> god damn
[22:00] <Faust> -----VOTE-----
[22:00] <Feyd> NO.
[22:00] <SUPERNOVA> no
[22:00] <Faust> ----next?----
[22:00] <Pizdets> pat battle? what?
[22:00] <StalkingViper> FUCK NO
[22:00] * Tiva pulls out a big tub of jello and looks at Duvii and ashrak
[22:00] * duvii winks
[22:00] <Faust> er.... Dookey?
[22:01] <Dookey> Yes
[22:01] <duvii> I actually prefer pudding.
[22:01] <Coagulator> WOW THE ORGANIZATION IS ASTOUNDING
[22:01] <Dookey> What u want
[22:01] <Terga> I want in on the Birc fight
[22:01] <Ashrak> Wait. Tiva...strawberry jello?
[22:01] <Hedron> OK DOOKEY
[22:01] <Coagulator> OOPS, I FORGOT
[22:01] <Hedron> APPROACH THE THRONE
[22:01] <Dookey> * steps up
[22:01] <Feyd> WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE E
[22:01] <Faust> Dookey, approach the throne and kneel
[22:01] <Dookey> *kneels
[22:01] <Squrf> HE KNELT
[22:01] <Feyd> HE KNEELED WTF?
[22:01] <Hedron> I THINK HE JUST KNEELED
[22:01] <Pizdets> that was quick
[22:01] <Hedron> BOOT
[22:01] * TenaciousMike aimed shots Dookey in the head.
[22:01] <Faust> how do you spell kneel?
[22:01] <StalkingViper> YOU FUCKIN BUCKET OF PISS
[22:01] <Dookey> *spits on tena
[22:02] <Tusc> next
[22:02] <duvii> knelted ;p
[22:02] <duvii> lmfao
[22:02] * TenaciousMike grabs his crotch at Dookey. Suckit.
[22:02] <Dookey> Don't want to wast e time
[22:02] <StalkingViper> Get the fuck out
[22:02] <duvii> Oh shit, hunter homosexuality
[22:02] <Hedron> Worthless ho
[22:02] <Dookey> Yeha yeah
[22:02] <Ezzenon> Who the fuck just offers up a kneel?
[22:02] <Faust> All caps Dookey and tell us why you should be in KAAOS
[22:02] <StalkingViper> BOB BITCH BOB
[22:02] <Feyd> Do something? He's writhing quite well
[22:02] <Faust> ok, thank you.
[22:02] <Hedron> COAGULATOR --- APPROACH THE THRONE
[22:02] <Hedron> AND THE BONE
[22:02] <Dookey> *kicks coag
[22:02] <Coagulator> walks up and bows
[22:02] <SUPERNOVA> KNEEL
[22:02] <Coagulator> fuck off
[22:03] <Tagarr> fawk u!
[22:03] <Terga> needs to suck
[22:03] <Coagulator> i refuse to kneel
[22:03] <Feyd> STOP, DROP, AND BOB MOTHERFUCKER
[22:03] <Faust> all caps, dumb motherfucker, do you have no clue??
[22:03] <Coagulator> now I see why tyo runs these
[22:03] <Tiva> so sad
[22:03] <Ezzenon> Just keep skipping through until we land on one with a spine
[22:03] <StalkingViper> Jesus fucking christ Spew you worthless FUCK
[22:03] <Ezzenon> Speeds up the whole process
[22:03] <Thanater> THESE FUCKERS KNOW SHIT
[22:04] <Hedron> DUVII APPROACH THE BONE
[22:04] <duvii> I'M HERE
[22:04] <Hedron> AND GIT TO SUCKING
[22:04] <Terga> this is gonna be good
[22:04] <Ezzenon> At least we already know this one has a vagina, the others were a surprise.
[22:04] <Feyd> Heh
[22:04] <Tiva> Hedron with all this bowing and kneeling why is the bone still just hanging out there, jab it in someones face already
[22:04] <duvii> SUCK YOURSELF, FUCKER
[22:04] <Rann> SPEW
[22:04] <Squrf> don't tempt him
[22:04] <duvii> IF IT'S BIG ENOUGH YOU CAN TALK TO IT, WRAP YOUR LIPS AROUND IT
[22:04] <Faust> Are you actually coming in here to tell us that we don't have the process skills you prefer?
[22:04] <Ezzenon> Hedron likes it when they fight back
[22:04] <Hedron> KNEEL
[22:04] <Hedron> YOU STUPID BITCH
[22:04] <Tusc> I've never met Doobie....I don't know she has a vagina
[22:04] <Hedron> CAN'T BELIEVE THIS HORSE SHIT
[22:05] <duvii> FUCK NO, YOU DUMB COCKSUCKER
[22:05] <Ezzenon> We're on #3 and there's been zero spewing
[22:05] <Hedron> WE GOT MEN WHO DON'T KNOW THEY SHOULDN'T KNEEL
[22:05] <Tiva> I heard Duvii has no teeth if you shove it in her mouth she cant bite ie
[22:05] <Hedron> AND WOMEON WHO DON'T KNOW THAT ALL I WANT IS FOR THEM TO KNEEL AND SUCK
[22:05] <Squrf> shhh, they're playing dominance games
[22:05] <Hedron> RETARDS ALL AROUND
[22:05] <Terga> interesting
[22:05] <Hedron> KNEEL YOU STUPID BITCH!
[22:05] <Coagulator> and in control
[22:05] <Faust> Who sponsored these guys again?
[22:05] <StalkingViper> Work those lips
[22:05] <duvii> FUCK OFF, YOU DUMB MANWHORE
[22:05] <Hedron> SHOW SOME FUCKING RESPECT!
[22:05] <Ezzenon> Me and Viper could be having a discussion about knitting and there would have been more evil by now
[22:05] <Feyd> Fucking what I'd like to know Faust
[22:05] <duvii> NO WAY I'LL KNEEL TO YOU
[22:05] <Rann> FUCKING KNEEL
[22:05] <TenaciousMike> Duvii is KAAOS by injection.
[22:05] <Hedron> WHY NOT?
[22:05] <Tusc> Kneel you cunt
[22:05] <Rann> GODDAMN USELESS PUKES
[22:05] <Tiva> no shit hedron where is kal?
[22:05] <StalkingViper> no fucking shit Ezz
[22:05] <Faust> ym did
[22:05] <Terga> will you kneel to me?
[22:06] <duvii> YOU'VE GOT TWO KNEELERS PRIOR TO ME, WHY THE FUCK DO YOU NEED ME TO KNEEL?
[22:06] <duvii> WHAT, YOU GOT THREE DICKS OR SOMETHING?
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[22:06] <StalkingViper> its all about the suction bitch
[22:06] <StalkingViper> NOW KNEEL
[22:06] <Rann> the more the marrier
[22:06] <Coagulator> FUCK OFF I KNEEL TO NO MEN
[22:06] <Hedron> I'M MULTI ORGASMIC?
[22:06] <Tiva> Duvii, I dont need you to kneel but if you will kindly lay down to I can sit on your face...
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[22:06] <duvii> LMFAO
[22:06] <Tusc> hedron does have 3 dicks...he keeps them in a bag and they make him happy
[22:06] <Coagulator> THAT GOES WITHOUT SAYING
[22:06] <Faust> =====()=====
[22:06] <Feyd> I vote no, regardless. There has been no evil here.
[22:06] <Rann> WHERES THE EVIL!!~
[22:06] <boom> fuck you from stealing full metal jacket lines
[22:06] <Dookey> can't she suck a turkey through
[22:06] <Faust> oh yeah! Evil.
[22:06] <Hedron> EVIL!
[22:07] <duvii> FUCK YEAH I DO
[22:07] <Hedron> LET'S FUCKING GO
[22:07] <Valstorm> what time is it?
[22:07] <Tusc> spew
[22:07] <StalkingViper> SPEW!!
[22:07] <Feyd> WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[22:07] <Hedron> DO IT UP!
[22:07] <duvii> I'M MORE EVIL THAN ANYONE ELSE HERE TONIGHT
[22:07] <Nurgling> The lezbo shit is old
[22:07] <TenaciousMike> COOK SOME FUCKING HAMPSTERS OR SOMETHIN
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[22:07] <Feyd> ROFLMAO
[22:07] <SUPERNOVA> SPEW
[22:07] <Tiva> Duvii, I mean got the name itself suggests evil
[22:07] <duvii> FUCK COOKING HAMPSTERS
[22:07] <Ezzenon> You're seven minutes late but you missed zero evil, Val.
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[22:07] <Drach> what the fuck...i figurd we get at least some minor ash/duvii cyber
[22:07] <Pizdets> hampsters?
[22:07] <Tiva> small animal cooking is win
[22:07] <Hedron> teamspeak val
[22:07] <Faust> How does one copulate with baked hampsters?
[22:07] <Valstorm> what the fuck is new, its all pussys and limpdicks in here
[22:07] <duvii> I WAS EVIL FROM CONCEPTION
[22:08] <Feyd> GOOGLE FASTER
[22:08] <Ezzenon> You missed a couple of kneelers who kneeled before even being told, though
[22:08] <Valstorm> no fucking goin on, no fucking evil
[22:08] <Coagulator> THROWS DUVII AND DOOKIE TO THE SIDE AND GRABS HEDRON BY THE THROAT
[22:08] <Ezzenon> Which was some fantastic shit
[22:08] <StalkingViper> WTF Mate??
[22:08] <Squrf> she was conceived with EVIL SPERM
[22:08] <Squrf> WITH LASERS
[22:08] <Coagulator> THROWS HIM ON THE GROUND AND STEPS ON HIS THROAT
[22:08] <Faust> oh my. Hedron. be careful of your throat
[22:08] <StalkingViper> LMFAO
[22:08] <duvii> COAG, GET OVER THERE AND BOW DOWN SO HEDRON CAN STICK HIS COCK IN YOUR ASS. I'M TRYING TO SAY SOMETHING
[22:08] <Ezzenon> rofl
[22:08] <Hicks> TODAY I VISITED MY DOCTOR AND HE TOUCHED MY PEEN AND MY ePEEN ERECTED
[22:08] <Dookey> get's up and pulls up coags pink g -string
[22:08] <Coagulator> SHUT UP WENCH
[22:08] <Faust> witness te Hedron Worship
[22:08] <Rann> I vote no on hicks
[22:08] <Coagulator> SLOWLY I TWIST HEDRON
[22:09] <Coagulator> S HEAD UNTIL IT POPS
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[22:09] <Tiva> boring
[22:09] <Drach> Say it wench...stop fiddling with your gaping hole and SPEAK
[22:09] <Feyd> AND CUM FLIES EVERYWHERE
[22:09] <duvii> JESUS
[22:09] <Coagulator> I PULL IT TO MY CROTCH AND DRIVE MY COCK THROUGH THE BACK OF HIS HEAD
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[22:09] <Dookey> coag are your eyes open
[22:09] <Faust> SLOWELY I PUT VASOLINE ON HEDRONS UH.... NECK
[22:09] <duvii> SO ANYWAY, YOU FUCKERS LISTEN UP.
[22:09] <Tiva> omg gay sex
[22:09] <StalkingViper> zzzzzzzzzzzzz Wake me the fuck up when the evil starts
[22:09] <Coagulator> I MAKE MY HUMAN COCK RING
[22:09] <Ezzenon> He's going to bow and handjob his way through this HH one AGM at a time
[22:09] <duvii> AND STUFF MKAY
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[22:10] <Faust> rrdy?
[22:10] <Faust> <<<EVIL>>>
[22:10] <Nurgling> COAG MAKES HIS HUMAN COCK RING WITH HIS TOUNGE AROUND HEDRONS COCK
[22:10] <Feyd> O_O
[22:10] <StalkingViper> SPEW YOU FUCKIN BITCH.
[22:10] <Tiva> Duvii needs to knock someone out with her boobies
[22:10] <Faust> and..... (EVIL!)
[22:10] <duvii> I TORE MY WAY THROUGH MY MOTHER'S WOMB
[22:10] <Rann> I vote yes on nurg
[22:10] <Feyd> MORE BLOODY LACTATION
[22:10] <duvii> EATING, BITING GNAWING
[22:10] <Drach> Old shit
[22:10] <Coagulator> GO DRINK OUT OF YOUR PINK TEA SET NURG
[22:10] <TenaciousMike> Duvii's eaten pussy since day 1.
[22:10] <Drach> New Evil dammit!
[22:10] <Ezzenon> If she's got evil by injection and she still can't spew a goddamn thing, does that mean she started out negatively evil?
[22:10] <Tiva> omg duvii ate her moms pussy?
[22:10] <duvii> TOO IMPATIENT FOR BIRTH
[22:10] <Tusc> and......go
[22:11] <StalkingViper> thats so HAWT
[22:11] <StalkingViper> more
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[22:11] <Terga> wtf is this shit
[22:11] <Tusc> Duvii was the second largest thing ever in her mother's birth canal
[22:11] <Faust> took 3 minutes for Staulkingviper to type that with his left hand
[22:11] <getoveritman> I made it in... yay
[22:11] <Tiva> she is probably masterbating remebering eating her mom's pussy
[22:11] <duvii> BLOOD EVERYWHERE, MY MOTHER SCREAMING IN AGONY
[22:11] <Squrf> or pleasure
[22:11] <Ezzenon> Two minutes of typing for that?
[22:11] <Feyd> HOLY SHIT BLOOD?
[22:11] <Ezzenon> I suggest you speed up the googles
[22:11] <Coagulator> DUVII HAS A MOTHER
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[22:12] <duvii> I TORE APART HER INTESTINES, DEVOURING HER ORGANS FOR SUSTENANCE
[22:12] <Tagarr> lole
[22:12] <getoveritman> kinky
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[22:12] <Feyd> old
[22:12] <Tiva> I thought Duvii was one of those immaculate conseptions, born to two bull dykes?
[22:12] <Tagarr> That turns me on
[22:12] <duvii> AND NO, I DID NOT FRY A HAMPSTER
[22:12] <Ezzenon> That one I'll give you. Sustenance is a great big word and you probably had to look it up.
[22:12] <Tiva> Did you at least fry an ovary?
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[22:13] <Terga> Fry something
[22:13] <duvii> THE SCREAMING DREW A CROWD
[22:13] <Tiva> omg fry her dead bloody body
[22:13] <Faust> She didn't need hampsters as she'd been eating mommy guts
[22:13] <Tiva> then, feed it to orphans
[22:13] <Faust> anyone know wtf Val is talking about?
[22:13] <duvii> PEOPLE WATCHING, EYES FIXATED ON THE MESS, PEOPLE UNABLE TO TURN AWAY
[22:13] <duvii> I FINISHED THE FEAST OF MY MOTHER, LOOKING AROUND
[22:13] <Terga> opphans? that's not eveil
[22:13] <StalkingViper> FASTER EVIL
[22:13] <Tusc> does anyone ever know what val is talking about?
[22:14] <Tiva> did you shoot out of her and start eating the doctor?
[22:14] <Ynis> i am in love with Valstrom
[22:14] <StalkingViper> lol
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[22:14] <duvii> I PULLED MYSELF THE REST OF THE WAY OUT OF HER, NEWLY BORN LIMBS WEAK STILL
[22:14] <Rummy> Hedron
[22:14] <Ezzenon> Nobody's even reading anymore, Val's drunkenness is out evilling this whole HH
[22:14] <Tagarr> lol
[22:14] <Tagarr> True story
[22:15] <Rummy> Val I dub the evil
[22:15] <Feyd> Teamspeak Hell Hole > Text
[22:15] <Dookey> I'm fucking hungry, going to eat my neighbor's cat
[22:15] <TenaciousMike> Duvii -- I've eaten worse things at Taco Bell
[22:15] <Rummy> SHUT UP
[22:15] <duvii> HEADING TOWARD THE CLOSEST WATCHER, MY EYES LIT RED WITH HATE
[22:15] <getoveritman> ...
[22:15] <Rummy> YOU ALL ARE WORTHLESS
[22:15] <Squrf> RABIES
[22:15] <Squrf> SHE'S RABID
[22:15] <Rummy> HAHAHAHAH
[22:15] <Rummy> you dont
[22:15] <Tiva> Omg, she's like a little chucky
[22:16] <Rummy> www.assbangers.com
[22:16] <Faust> So, anyway... there I was eating some limbs...
[22:16] <Ashrak> Toro, Tyo, same difference.
[22:16] <getoveritman> ha ha ha
[22:16] <Feyd> Ouch
[22:16] <getoveritman> evil
[22:16] <Feyd> That's a fucking insult
[22:16] <Faust> She's just been born and she's already on the rag
[22:16] <Terga> She was possessed by Ragnaros earlier ;p
[22:16] <Feyd> That's the most evil thing I've heard all night
[22:16] <Tiva> Tyo >>>> Toro
[22:16] <duvii> I ATTACKED THE NEAREST, SHOVING MY CLAWS INTO HIS THROAT
[22:16] <SUPERNOVA> ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZz
[22:17] <Tiva> claws? can you be born with claws?
[22:17] <Rummy> My computer keeps saying the i have a aolservier corrupt host file
[22:17] <StalkingViper> ...this is the longest attempt at evil ever
[22:17] <Feyd> JESUS SOMEONE PLEASE STOP HER
[22:17] <Ezzenon> Evil by attrition
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[22:17] <Tiva> I have Duvii on web cam, I am telling you she is getting off on this shit.
[22:17] <duvii> I TOOK MY TIME KILLING HIM, TEARING AT HIS FLESH WITH MY CLAWS AND TEETH
[22:17] <StalkingViper> LMFAO
[22:17] <Faust> So, anyway, there i was, ya know... being evil and all...
[22:18] <Tusc> I think it's evil that we have to sit through this shit
[22:18] <duvii> HE SCREAMED, WRITHING IN THE FLOOR
[22:18] <Squrf> in the floor?
[22:18] <Tiva> I want her to beat someone with something
[22:18] <StalkingViper> Fucking stop
[22:18] <Ezzenon> This sounds like something you should write about in your Myspace
[22:18] <Feyd> BIG FINISH
[22:18] <Rummy> and then Hedron died
[22:18] <boom> LOL
[22:18] <getoveritman> blow me blow me
[22:18] <Tiva> lol, she is gonna choke on an observers heart and die.
[22:18] <Rummy> Hedron died a big blow me away death
[22:18] <Faust> AND THEN.... THEN.... THEN! THEN! THEN! THEN! I DID SOME EEEVVVIILLL!!!
[22:18] <StalkingViper> NICE
[22:18] <duvii> AND I ATE HIM THEN TOUCHED MY FETAL SELF IN PLEASURE THE END
[22:18] <Feyd> KAAOS BUKKAKE AND I VOTE YES
[22:19] <Valstorm> STFU Tinky
[22:19] <Faust> Take a bow, that was wonderful
[22:19] <StalkingViper> bahahaha
[22:19] <Faust> or kneel, whichever
[22:19] <Feyd> Lmao...
[22:19] <Hedron> ================= VOTE ========================
[22:19] <TenaciousMike> PEDRO
[22:19] <StalkingViper> FUCK NO
[22:19] <Faust> kk
[22:19] <Drach> Fuck No!
[22:19] <Feyd> NO.
[22:19] <Tiva> HELL NO
[22:19] <Rummy> tits and beer
[22:19] <Tagarr> FUCK
[22:19] <Tagarr> NO
[22:19] <Rann> Yes, cuz shes my bitch
[22:19] <Ezzenon> ALSO FUCK NO
[22:19] <Ynis> FUCK YES
[22:19] <Tusc> I vote yes if she goes with the blowjob option
[22:19] <SUPERNOVA> kgfs of THE FETAL
[22:19] <Hicks> YES I GOT HARD
[22:19] <getoveritman> I prefer ass
[22:19] <Valstorm> FUCKING BEEP!!!! ARRRRRGHHH!
[22:19] <Tagarr> lol
[22:19] <Valstorm> but NO
[22:19] <Nurgling> Yes, because she likes my spunk in her dirtbox.
[22:19] <Pizdets> fuck beer. vodka ftw.
[22:20] <Faust> Hicks was born hard
[22:20] <Rummy> that's just sad
[22:20] <SUPERNOVA> THAT WORKS
[22:20] <Faust> SpunkBox?
[22:20] <Rummy> Vodka sucks Vipers left nut
[22:20] <StalkingViper> lol
[22:20] <boom> good god
[22:20] <duvii> lmfao
[22:20] <Feyd> ....
[22:20] <SUPERNOVA> OMG
[22:20] <StalkingViper> JESUS FUCK Val
[22:21] <Ezzenon> just yell "muthafuckin windows BEEP" again Val
[22:21] <Coagulator> METAPHORICALLY?
[22:21] <getoveritman> the drunken brit is back..
[22:21] <Feyd> The equation is Drunk + Val + Philosophy = wtf?
[22:21] <boom> LOL
[22:21] <Tiva> lmao
[22:21] <Dookey> omg is like mathmatically speaking
[22:21] <Ezzenon> haha
[22:21] <Squrf> lmao
[22:21] <Terga> Methafuckedly
[22:21] <Pizdets> classic
[22:21] <Ezzenon> And do it as Julia
[22:21] <Ashrak> Now we have a drunk hick instead of a drunk Brit?
[22:21] <Faust> Ho mah god, it's a English Cowboy
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[22:22] <Hicks> aww
[22:22] <Tiva> Duvii, are you naked right now?
[22:22] <duvii> Yes, Tiva.
[22:22] <getoveritman> if shes naked i change mine to yes
[22:22] <duvii> Who doesn't?
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[22:22] <Tusc> not that you have a vote to change
[22:22] <getoveritman> exactly
[22:23] <Rann> Duvii, Womberwoman
[22:23] <Faust> Womberang
[22:23] <Tiva> lol,
[22:23] <duvii> lmfao
[22:23] <Feyd> Spunky Dirtbox
[22:23] <Faust> Spewvii
[22:23] <duvii> That's not as sexy as cocktart
[22:24] <Tiva> combine them Spwevii Womberwoman
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[22:24] <Rann> ice ice baby
[22:24] <Feyd> HOLY SHIT THIS ONE HAD BETTER BE GOOD
[22:24] <Faust> SQurf, approach the kneeling carpet
[22:24] <Tiva> this should be sad
[22:24] <Hedron> STEP UP TO THE THRONE SQRFY!
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[22:24] <Squrf> WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?
[22:24] <Rann> KNEEL BITCH
[22:24] <Tusc> I thought it was a verb
[22:24] <duvii> Squrf, I want your moustache
[22:24] <Faust> I want a pony.
[22:24] <Hicks> fucking smirf
[22:24] <Ezzenon> You missed your que to kneel
[22:24] <Squrf> *WALKS UP TO HEDRON*
[22:24] <Squrf> WELL?
[22:25] <Hedron> KNEEL
[22:25] <Hedron> YOU PIECE OF SHIT
[22:25] <Squrf> I CAME UP HERE FOR YOU TO KNEEL AND TAKE MY COCK IN YOUR MOUTH, BITCH
[22:25] <Tusc> Kneel you cocksucker
[22:25] <Faust> Karioke kick
[22:25] <Squrf> NEVER HAD A BLOWJOB FROM A GOD BEFORE
[22:25] <Squrf> DO IT RIGHT
[22:25] <Hedron> ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE FIESTY?
[22:25] <StalkingViper> OH NOES HEDRON!!111!!!
[22:25] <Ezzenon> PROPER GRAMMAR AND PUNCTUATION IS EVIL
[22:25] <Ezzenon> BY DEFAULT
[22:25] <Faust> Dude. We've met. You've never had a blowjob. Period.
[22:25] <Hedron> THAT'S SO FIESTY
[22:25] <Hedron> WOW
[22:25] <Feyd> Lol
[22:25] <Squrf> FIESTY? I'M SURPRISED YOU KNOW WORDS THAT BIG
[22:26] <duvii> He thinks a blowjob has something to do with blowing the paint on his fingernails dry
[22:26] <Tusc> Spunky
[22:26] <Hedron> THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE SUPRISED BY EVERYTHING, YOU IDIOT.
[22:26] <Rann> except for ynis in the bathroom while faust was eating!~
[22:26] <TenaciousMike> Suprised has two Rs in it now?
[22:26] <Faust> I was eating in the bathroom
[22:26] <Tiva> gross
[22:26] <Hedron> TENACIOUSSPELLCHECKER, SHUT UP
[22:26] <Squrf> I'M NOT SURPRISED BY YOUR LACK OF CREATIVITY IN THE BLOWJOB DEPARTMENT
[22:26] <Squrf> GET TO WORK
[22:26] <Rann> faust was getting a blumpkin from squrf
[22:26] <Feyd> HOMOSEXUAL DOES NOT EQUAL EVIL, JESUS WHEN WILL PEOPLE LEARN?
[22:27] <getoveritman> communists are evil though...
[22:27] <Hicks> wtf i'm out of here
[22:27] <Ezzenon> At least this one knows how to type, we can vote no in less than fifteen minutes this time.
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[22:27] <boom> what about brother's dick
[22:27] <Tiva> Oh shhh we all know late at night the HH turns into a big gay orgy
[22:27] <Squrf> I SUPPOSE YOU WANT AN EVIL STORY NOW
[22:27] * Hedron CHOPS OFF SQURF'S COCK AND TOSSES IT OUT
[22:27] <Hedron> GET TO SOME EVIL, COCKLESS
[22:27] <StalkingViper> SPEW you fuckin waste
[22:27] <Squrf> DON'T STRAIN YOURSELF BIG GUY
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[22:27] <Ivan> Shaun Alexander quad inc.
[22:28] <Hedron> GREEN BEAN PEEN.
[22:28] <Squrf> ONCE, THERE WAS A PROPHECY
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[22:28] <TenaciousMike> I've read more evil in Highlights for Children.
[22:28] <Rann> but it got lost
[22:28] <Squrf> A BOY WHO WOULD SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKING WORLD
[22:28] <duvii> At least mine was lesbian, which is -so- hot
[22:28] <Ezzenon> Priest Holmes getting broken in half and out for the season fucking my team is more evil than this whole Hellhole, Ivan.
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[22:28] <Squrf> RAN ACROSS HIM IN AN ALLEY, AND TOOK HIM FOR MY OWN
[22:28] <Faust> <mark>
[22:28] <StalkingViper> WTF IS THAT SHIT
[22:28] <Ivan> lol
[22:28] <Terga> G'night Fuckers...Goddesses rule the world and you all no it
[22:28] <Squrf> I RAISED HIM
[22:28] <Tusc> We don't want an evil story....spew some fucking evil
[22:28] <Rann> hasta ;p
[22:28] <Squrff> So my dad ate a taco one day, and pooted. My mom named me Dirtbox Queef as I splatered on the wall
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[22:29] <Squrf> TAUGHT HIM ABOUT THE PROPHECY THAT WAS OH SO LAME
[22:29] <Squrf> IT SAID SOMETHING ABOUT HEDRON
[22:29] <duvii> kaaos is a band too
[22:29] <Squrf> YOU KNOW HOW LAME THAT GETS
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[22:29] <Squrff> YES WE DO, I AM LAME.
[22:29] <Ezzenon> Did his evil just contain the world "lame"?
[22:29] <StalkingViper> Shut this fuckin reject up .... NEXT.
[22:29] <Faust> A boy named Prophecy?
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[22:29] <Drach> Fuck this weak ass shit im going to go get laid
[22:29] <Feyd> I concur.
[22:29] <Drach> I vote No
[22:29] <Squrf> AND THE DAY OF THE PROPHECY GREW CLOSER
[22:29] <duvii> rofl
[22:29] <Faust> Get one for me Drach
[22:30] <Tiva> oh no run terga
[22:30] <Faust> he'll be back in a minute
[22:30] <Drach> she cant run far enough
[22:30] <Squrf> AND I SAID TO THE BOY, ARE YOU PREPARED TO SAVE THE WORLD?
[21:55] <Rann> what if we...
[21:55] <Rann> bake homosexuals in a shitcan
[21:55] <duvii> Damnit, I was hoping for a new choclate cake recipe.
[21:55] <Tiva> damn I Duvii and I were totally gonna tag team Ashrak...oh well.
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[21:56] <Ashrak> Fuck. Where do I sign up for that?
[21:56] <duvii> Bahahha!
[21:56] <Faust> this never gets old... it gets fucking boring, but never old.
[21:56] <Feyd> OLD.
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[21:56] <duvii> ahahah
[21:56] <Rann> pictures
[21:56] <Chubbs> rofl
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[21:56] <SUPERNOVA> roflmfao
[21:56] <Rum> heh
[21:56] <Tiva> erm, someone send Nova a dam buttplug so he shuts up.
[21:57] <Tusc> Nova would apparently like a buttplug
[21:57] <Coagulator> Nova is a buttplug
[21:57] <Terga> Umm
[21:57] <duvii> lmfao
[21:57] <Dookey> well there is one in his butt
[21:57] <Terga> He likes bittplugs
[21:57] <Terga> err buttplugs
[21:57] <SUPERNOVA> ty ty ty
[21:57] <duvii> Buttplugs are so last year. It's all about anal beads now.
[21:58] <Feyd> Hicks went to the doctor for that sex change
[21:58] <Tiva> mmm anal beads
[21:58] <SUPERNOVA> lmao
[21:58] <SUPERNOVA> yep and i cant type
[21:58] <SUPERNOVA> ok
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[21:58] <Feyd> ROFLMAO
[21:58] <duvii> omfg
[21:58] <Pizdets> oh man
[21:58] <Squrf> lmao
[21:58] <Dookey> lol
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[21:59] <Coagulator> me
[21:59] <Feyd> WHO THE FUCK IS STEPPING UP?!
[21:59] <Coagulator> me
[21:59] <duvii> ME MOTHERFUCKER
[21:59] <Feyd> WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEE
[21:59] <Coagulator> ME
[21:59] <Dookey> god damn
[21:59] <Feyd> HOLY SHIT I VOTE NO.
[21:59] <Coagulator> MINE MOTHERFUCKER
[22:00] <Dookey> right here
[22:00] <Tusc> can we just vote no now and get back to gaming?
[22:00] <Tiva> I call for a birch fight, Duvii vs Ashrak, winner gets in!
[22:00] <Faust> OK go.
[22:00] <Tiva> bitch
[22:00] <Drach> Ash better be showing some skin
[22:00] <Ashrak> If we get jello
[22:00] <Feyd> BOOT.
[22:00] <Dookey> god damn
[22:00] <Faust> -----VOTE-----
[22:00] <Feyd> NO.
[22:00] <SUPERNOVA> no
[22:00] <Faust> ----next?----
[22:00] <Pizdets> pat battle? what?
[22:00] <StalkingViper> FUCK NO
[22:00] * Tiva pulls out a big tub of jello and looks at Duvii and ashrak
[22:00] * duvii winks
[22:00] <Faust> er.... Dookey?
[22:01] <Dookey> Yes
[22:01] <duvii> I actually prefer pudding.
[22:01] <Coagulator> WOW THE ORGANIZATION IS ASTOUNDING
[22:01] <Dookey> What u want
[22:01] <Terga> I want in on the Birc fight
[22:01] <Ashrak> Wait. Tiva...strawberry jello?
[22:01] <Hedron> OK DOOKEY
[22:01] <Coagulator> OOPS, I FORGOT
[22:01] <Hedron> APPROACH THE THRONE
[22:01] <Dookey> * steps up
[22:01] <Feyd> WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE E
[22:01] <Faust> Dookey, approach the throne and kneel
[22:01] <Dookey> *kneels
[22:01] <Squrf> HE KNELT
[22:01] <Feyd> HE KNEELED WTF?
[22:01] <Hedron> I THINK HE JUST KNEELED
[22:01] <Pizdets> that was quick
[22:01] <Hedron> BOOT
[22:01] * TenaciousMike aimed shots Dookey in the head.
[22:01] <Faust> how do you spell kneel?
[22:01] <StalkingViper> YOU FUCKIN BUCKET OF PISS
[22:01] <Dookey> *spits on tena
[22:02] <Tusc> next
[22:02] <duvii> knelted ;p
[22:02] <duvii> lmfao
[22:02] * TenaciousMike grabs his crotch at Dookey. Suckit.
[22:02] <Dookey> Don't want to wast e time
[22:02] <StalkingViper> Get the fuck out
[22:02] <duvii> Oh shit, hunter homosexuality
[22:02] <Hedron> Worthless ho
[22:02] <Dookey> Yeha yeah
[22:02] <Ezzenon> Who the fuck just offers up a kneel?
[22:02] <Faust> All caps Dookey and tell us why you should be in KAAOS
[22:02] <StalkingViper> BOB BITCH BOB
[22:02] <Feyd> Do something? He's writhing quite well
[22:02] <Faust> ok, thank you.
[22:02] <Hedron> COAGULATOR --- APPROACH THE THRONE
[22:02] <Hedron> AND THE BONE
[22:02] <Dookey> *kicks coag
[22:02] <Coagulator> walks up and bows
[22:02] <SUPERNOVA> KNEEL
[22:02] <Coagulator> fuck off
[22:03] <Tagarr> fawk u!
[22:03] <Terga> needs to suck
[22:03] <Coagulator> i refuse to kneel
[22:03] <Feyd> STOP, DROP, AND BOB MOTHERFUCKER
[22:03] <Faust> all caps, dumb motherfucker, do you have no clue??
[22:03] <Coagulator> now I see why tyo runs these
[22:03] <Tiva> so sad
[22:03] <Ezzenon> Just keep skipping through until we land on one with a spine
[22:03] <StalkingViper> Jesus fucking christ Spew you worthless FUCK
[22:03] <Ezzenon> Speeds up the whole process
[22:03] <Thanater> THESE FUCKERS KNOW SHIT
[22:04] <Hedron> DUVII APPROACH THE BONE
[22:04] <duvii> I'M HERE
[22:04] <Hedron> AND GIT TO SUCKING
[22:04] <Terga> this is gonna be good
[22:04] <Ezzenon> At least we already know this one has a vagina, the others were a surprise.
[22:04] <Feyd> Heh
[22:04] <Tiva> Hedron with all this bowing and kneeling why is the bone still just hanging out there, jab it in someones face already
[22:04] <duvii> SUCK YOURSELF, FUCKER
[22:04] <Rann> SPEW
[22:04] <Squrf> don't tempt him
[22:04] <duvii> IF IT'S BIG ENOUGH YOU CAN TALK TO IT, WRAP YOUR LIPS AROUND IT
[22:04] <Faust> Are you actually coming in here to tell us that we don't have the process skills you prefer?
[22:04] <Ezzenon> Hedron likes it when they fight back
[22:04] <Hedron> KNEEL
[22:04] <Hedron> YOU STUPID BITCH
[22:04] <Tusc> I've never met Doobie....I don't know she has a vagina
[22:04] <Hedron> CAN'T BELIEVE THIS HORSE SHIT
[22:05] <duvii> FUCK NO, YOU DUMB COCKSUCKER
[22:05] <Ezzenon> We're on #3 and there's been zero spewing
[22:05] <Hedron> WE GOT MEN WHO DON'T KNOW THEY SHOULDN'T KNEEL
[22:05] <Tiva> I heard Duvii has no teeth if you shove it in her mouth she cant bite ie
[22:05] <Hedron> AND WOMEON WHO DON'T KNOW THAT ALL I WANT IS FOR THEM TO KNEEL AND SUCK
[22:05] <Squrf> shhh, they're playing dominance games
[22:05] <Hedron> RETARDS ALL AROUND
[22:05] <Terga> interesting
[22:05] <Hedron> KNEEL YOU STUPID BITCH!
[22:05] <Coagulator> and in control
[22:05] <Faust> Who sponsored these guys again?
[22:05] <StalkingViper> Work those lips
[22:05] <duvii> FUCK OFF, YOU DUMB MANWHORE
[22:05] <Hedron> SHOW SOME FUCKING RESPECT!
[22:05] <Ezzenon> Me and Viper could be having a discussion about knitting and there would have been more evil by now
[22:05] <Feyd> Fucking what I'd like to know Faust
[22:05] <duvii> NO WAY I'LL KNEEL TO YOU
[22:05] <Rann> FUCKING KNEEL
[22:05] <TenaciousMike> Duvii is KAAOS by injection.
[22:05] <Hedron> WHY NOT?
[22:05] <Tusc> Kneel you cunt
[22:05] <Rann> GODDAMN USELESS PUKES
[22:05] <Tiva> no shit hedron where is kal?
[22:05] <StalkingViper> no fucking shit Ezz
[22:05] <Faust> ym did
[22:05] <Terga> will you kneel to me?
[22:06] <duvii> YOU'VE GOT TWO KNEELERS PRIOR TO ME, WHY THE FUCK DO YOU NEED ME TO KNEEL?
[22:06] <duvii> WHAT, YOU GOT THREE DICKS OR SOMETHING?
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[22:06] <StalkingViper> its all about the suction bitch
[22:06] <StalkingViper> NOW KNEEL
[22:06] <Rann> the more the marrier
[22:06] <Coagulator> FUCK OFF I KNEEL TO NO MEN
[22:06] <Hedron> I'M MULTI ORGASMIC?
[22:06] <Tiva> Duvii, I dont need you to kneel but if you will kindly lay down to I can sit on your face...
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[22:06] <duvii> LMFAO
[22:06] <Tusc> hedron does have 3 dicks...he keeps them in a bag and they make him happy
[22:06] <Coagulator> THAT GOES WITHOUT SAYING
[22:06] <Faust> =====()=====
[22:06] <Feyd> I vote no, regardless. There has been no evil here.
[22:06] <Rann> WHERES THE EVIL!!~
[22:06] <boom> fuck you from stealing full metal jacket lines
[22:06] <Dookey> can't she suck a turkey through
[22:06] <Faust> oh yeah! Evil.
[22:06] <Hedron> EVIL!
[22:07] <duvii> FUCK YEAH I DO
[22:07] <Hedron> LET'S FUCKING GO
[22:07] <Valstorm> what time is it?
[22:07] <Tusc> spew
[22:07] <StalkingViper> SPEW!!
[22:07] <Feyd> WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[22:07] <Hedron> DO IT UP!
[22:07] <duvii> I'M MORE EVIL THAN ANYONE ELSE HERE TONIGHT
[22:07] <Nurgling> The lezbo shit is old
[22:07] <TenaciousMike> COOK SOME FUCKING HAMPSTERS OR SOMETHIN
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[22:07] <Feyd> ROFLMAO
[22:07] <SUPERNOVA> SPEW
[22:07] <Tiva> Duvii, I mean got the name itself suggests evil
[22:07] <duvii> FUCK COOKING HAMPSTERS
[22:07] <Ezzenon> You're seven minutes late but you missed zero evil, Val.
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[22:07] <Drach> what the fuck...i figurd we get at least some minor ash/duvii cyber
[22:07] <Pizdets> hampsters?
[22:07] <Tiva> small animal cooking is win
[22:07] <Hedron> teamspeak val
[22:07] <Faust> How does one copulate with baked hampsters?
[22:07] <Valstorm> what the fuck is new, its all pussys and limpdicks in here
[22:07] <duvii> I WAS EVIL FROM CONCEPTION
[22:08] <Feyd> GOOGLE FASTER
[22:08] <Ezzenon> You missed a couple of kneelers who kneeled before even being told, though
[22:08] <Valstorm> no fucking goin on, no fucking evil
[22:08] <Coagulator> THROWS DUVII AND DOOKIE TO THE SIDE AND GRABS HEDRON BY THE THROAT
[22:08] <Ezzenon> Which was some fantastic shit
[22:08] <StalkingViper> WTF Mate??
[22:08] <Squrf> she was conceived with EVIL SPERM
[22:08] <Squrf> WITH LASERS
[22:08] <Coagulator> THROWS HIM ON THE GROUND AND STEPS ON HIS THROAT
[22:08] <Faust> oh my. Hedron. be careful of your throat
[22:08] <StalkingViper> LMFAO
[22:08] <duvii> COAG, GET OVER THERE AND BOW DOWN SO HEDRON CAN STICK HIS COCK IN YOUR ASS. I'M TRYING TO SAY SOMETHING
[22:08] <Ezzenon> rofl
[22:08] <Hicks> TODAY I VISITED MY DOCTOR AND HE TOUCHED MY PEEN AND MY ePEEN ERECTED
[22:08] <Dookey> get's up and pulls up coags pink g -string
[22:08] <Coagulator> SHUT UP WENCH
[22:08] <Faust> witness te Hedron Worship
[22:08] <Rann> I vote no on hicks
[22:08] <Coagulator> SLOWLY I TWIST HEDRON
[22:09] <Coagulator> S HEAD UNTIL IT POPS
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[22:09] <Tiva> boring
[22:09] <Drach> Say it wench...stop fiddling with your gaping hole and SPEAK
[22:09] <Feyd> AND CUM FLIES EVERYWHERE
[22:09] <duvii> JESUS
[22:09] <Coagulator> I PULL IT TO MY CROTCH AND DRIVE MY COCK THROUGH THE BACK OF HIS HEAD
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[22:09] <Dookey> coag are your eyes open
[22:09] <Faust> SLOWELY I PUT VASOLINE ON HEDRONS UH.... NECK
[22:09] <duvii> SO ANYWAY, YOU FUCKERS LISTEN UP.
[22:09] <Tiva> omg gay sex
[22:09] <StalkingViper> zzzzzzzzzzzzz Wake me the fuck up when the evil starts
[22:09] <Coagulator> I MAKE MY HUMAN COCK RING
[22:09] <Ezzenon> He's going to bow and handjob his way through this HH one AGM at a time
[22:09] <duvii> AND STUFF MKAY
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[22:10] <Faust> rrdy?
[22:10] <Faust> <<<EVIL>>>
[22:10] <Nurgling> COAG MAKES HIS HUMAN COCK RING WITH HIS TOUNGE AROUND HEDRONS COCK
[22:10] <Feyd> O_O
[22:10] <StalkingViper> SPEW YOU FUCKIN BITCH.
[22:10] <Tiva> Duvii needs to knock someone out with her boobies
[22:10] <Faust> and..... (EVIL!)
[22:10] <duvii> I TORE MY WAY THROUGH MY MOTHER'S WOMB
[22:10] <Rann> I vote yes on nurg
[22:10] <Feyd> MORE BLOODY LACTATION
[22:10] <duvii> EATING, BITING GNAWING
[22:10] <Drach> Old shit
[22:10] <Coagulator> GO DRINK OUT OF YOUR PINK TEA SET NURG
[22:10] <TenaciousMike> Duvii's eaten pussy since day 1.
[22:10] <Drach> New Evil dammit!
[22:10] <Ezzenon> If she's got evil by injection and she still can't spew a goddamn thing, does that mean she started out negatively evil?
[22:10] <Tiva> omg duvii ate her moms pussy?
[22:10] <duvii> TOO IMPATIENT FOR BIRTH
[22:10] <Tusc> and......go
[22:11] <StalkingViper> thats so HAWT
[22:11] <StalkingViper> more
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[22:11] <Terga> wtf is this shit
[22:11] <Tusc> Duvii was the second largest thing ever in her mother's birth canal
[22:11] <Faust> took 3 minutes for Staulkingviper to type that with his left hand
[22:11] <getoveritman> I made it in... yay
[22:11] <Tiva> she is probably masterbating remebering eating her mom's pussy
[22:11] <duvii> BLOOD EVERYWHERE, MY MOTHER SCREAMING IN AGONY
[22:11] <Squrf> or pleasure
[22:11] <Ezzenon> Two minutes of typing for that?
[22:11] <Feyd> HOLY SHIT BLOOD?
[22:11] <Ezzenon> I suggest you speed up the googles
[22:11] <Coagulator> DUVII HAS A MOTHER
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[22:12] <duvii> I TORE APART HER INTESTINES, DEVOURING HER ORGANS FOR SUSTENANCE
[22:12] <Tagarr> lole
[22:12] <getoveritman> kinky
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[22:12] <Feyd> old
[22:12] <Tiva> I thought Duvii was one of those immaculate conseptions, born to two bull dykes?
[22:12] <Tagarr> That turns me on
[22:12] <duvii> AND NO, I DID NOT FRY A HAMPSTER
[22:12] <Ezzenon> That one I'll give you. Sustenance is a great big word and you probably had to look it up.
[22:12] <Tiva> Did you at least fry an ovary?
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[22:13] <Terga> Fry something
[22:13] <duvii> THE SCREAMING DREW A CROWD
[22:13] <Tiva> omg fry her dead bloody body
[22:13] <Faust> She didn't need hampsters as she'd been eating mommy guts
[22:13] <Tiva> then, feed it to orphans
[22:13] <Faust> anyone know wtf Val is talking about?
[22:13] <duvii> PEOPLE WATCHING, EYES FIXATED ON THE MESS, PEOPLE UNABLE TO TURN AWAY
[22:13] <duvii> I FINISHED THE FEAST OF MY MOTHER, LOOKING AROUND
[22:13] <Terga> opphans? that's not eveil
[22:13] <StalkingViper> FASTER EVIL
[22:13] <Tusc> does anyone ever know what val is talking about?
[22:14] <Tiva> did you shoot out of her and start eating the doctor?
[22:14] <Ynis> i am in love with Valstrom
[22:14] <StalkingViper> lol
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[22:14] <duvii> I PULLED MYSELF THE REST OF THE WAY OUT OF HER, NEWLY BORN LIMBS WEAK STILL
[22:14] <Rummy> Hedron
[22:14] <Ezzenon> Nobody's even reading anymore, Val's drunkenness is out evilling this whole HH
[22:14] <Tagarr> lol
[22:14] <Tagarr> True story
[22:15] <Rummy> Val I dub the evil
[22:15] <Feyd> Teamspeak Hell Hole > Text
[22:15] <Dookey> I'm fucking hungry, going to eat my neighbor's cat
[22:15] <TenaciousMike> Duvii -- I've eaten worse things at Taco Bell
[22:15] <Rummy> SHUT UP
[22:15] <duvii> HEADING TOWARD THE CLOSEST WATCHER, MY EYES LIT RED WITH HATE
[22:15] <getoveritman> ...
[22:15] <Rummy> YOU ALL ARE WORTHLESS
[22:15] <Squrf> RABIES
[22:15] <Squrf> SHE'S RABID
[22:15] <Rummy> HAHAHAHAH
[22:15] <Rummy> you dont
[22:15] <Tiva> Omg, she's like a little chucky
[22:16] <Rummy> www.assbangers.com
[22:16] <Faust> So, anyway... there I was eating some limbs...
[22:16] <Ashrak> Toro, Tyo, same difference.
[22:16] <getoveritman> ha ha ha
[22:16] <Feyd> Ouch
[22:16] <getoveritman> evil
[22:16] <Feyd> That's a fucking insult
[22:16] <Faust> She's just been born and she's already on the rag
[22:16] <Terga> She was possessed by Ragnaros earlier ;p
[22:16] <Feyd> That's the most evil thing I've heard all night
[22:16] <Tiva> Tyo >>>> Toro
[22:16] <duvii> I ATTACKED THE NEAREST, SHOVING MY CLAWS INTO HIS THROAT
[22:16] <SUPERNOVA> ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZz
[22:17] <Tiva> claws? can you be born with claws?
[22:17] <Rummy> My computer keeps saying the i have a aolservier corrupt host file
[22:17] <StalkingViper> ...this is the longest attempt at evil ever
[22:17] <Feyd> JESUS SOMEONE PLEASE STOP HER
[22:17] <Ezzenon> Evil by attrition
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[22:17] <Tiva> I have Duvii on web cam, I am telling you she is getting off on this shit.
[22:17] <duvii> I TOOK MY TIME KILLING HIM, TEARING AT HIS FLESH WITH MY CLAWS AND TEETH
[22:17] <StalkingViper> LMFAO
[22:17] <Faust> So, anyway, there i was, ya know... being evil and all...
[22:18] <Tusc> I think it's evil that we have to sit through this shit
[22:18] <duvii> HE SCREAMED, WRITHING IN THE FLOOR
[22:18] <Squrf> in the floor?
[22:18] <Tiva> I want her to beat someone with something
[22:18] <StalkingViper> Fucking stop
[22:18] <Ezzenon> This sounds like something you should write about in your Myspace
[22:18] <Feyd> BIG FINISH
[22:18] <Rummy> and then Hedron died
[22:18] <boom> LOL
[22:18] <getoveritman> blow me blow me
[22:18] <Tiva> lol, she is gonna choke on an observers heart and die.
[22:18] <Rummy> Hedron died a big blow me away death
[22:18] <Faust> AND THEN.... THEN.... THEN! THEN! THEN! THEN! I DID SOME EEEVVVIILLL!!!
[22:18] <StalkingViper> NICE
[22:18] <duvii> AND I ATE HIM THEN TOUCHED MY FETAL SELF IN PLEASURE THE END
[22:18] <Feyd> KAAOS BUKKAKE AND I VOTE YES
[22:19] <Valstorm> STFU Tinky
[22:19] <Faust> Take a bow, that was wonderful
[22:19] <StalkingViper> bahahaha
[22:19] <Faust> or kneel, whichever
[22:19] <Feyd> Lmao...
[22:19] <Hedron> ================= VOTE ========================
[22:19] <TenaciousMike> PEDRO
[22:19] <StalkingViper> FUCK NO
[22:19] <Faust> kk
[22:19] <Drach> Fuck No!
[22:19] <Feyd> NO.
[22:19] <Tiva> HELL NO
[22:19] <Rummy> tits and beer
[22:19] <Tagarr> FUCK
[22:19] <Tagarr> NO
[22:19] <Rann> Yes, cuz shes my bitch
[22:19] <Ezzenon> ALSO FUCK NO
[22:19] <Ynis> FUCK YES
[22:19] <Tusc> I vote yes if she goes with the blowjob option
[22:19] <SUPERNOVA> kgfs of THE FETAL
[22:19] <Hicks> YES I GOT HARD
[22:19] <getoveritman> I prefer ass
[22:19] <Valstorm> FUCKING BEEP!!!! ARRRRRGHHH!
[22:19] <Tagarr> lol
[22:19] <Valstorm> but NO
[22:19] <Nurgling> Yes, because she likes my spunk in her dirtbox.
[22:19] <Pizdets> fuck beer. vodka ftw.
[22:20] <Faust> Hicks was born hard
[22:20] <Rummy> that's just sad
[22:20] <SUPERNOVA> THAT WORKS
[22:20] <Faust> SpunkBox?
[22:20] <Rummy> Vodka sucks Vipers left nut
[22:20] <StalkingViper> lol
[22:20] <boom> good god
[22:20] <duvii> lmfao
[22:20] <Feyd> ....
[22:20] <SUPERNOVA> OMG
[22:20] <StalkingViper> JESUS FUCK Val
[22:21] <Ezzenon> just yell "muthafuckin windows BEEP" again Val
[22:21] <Coagulator> METAPHORICALLY?
[22:21] <getoveritman> the drunken brit is back..
[22:21] <Feyd> The equation is Drunk + Val + Philosophy = wtf?
[22:21] <boom> LOL
[22:21] <Tiva> lmao
[22:21] <Dookey> omg is like mathmatically speaking
[22:21] <Ezzenon> haha
[22:21] <Squrf> lmao
[22:21] <Terga> Methafuckedly
[22:21] <Pizdets> classic
[22:21] <Ezzenon> And do it as Julia
[22:21] <Ashrak> Now we have a drunk hick instead of a drunk Brit?
[22:21] <Faust> Ho mah god, it's a English Cowboy
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[22:22] <Hicks> aww
[22:22] <Tiva> Duvii, are you naked right now?
[22:22] <duvii> Yes, Tiva.
[22:22] <getoveritman> if shes naked i change mine to yes
[22:22] <duvii> Who doesn't?
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[22:22] <Tusc> not that you have a vote to change
[22:22] <getoveritman> exactly
[22:23] <Rann> Duvii, Womberwoman
[22:23] <Faust> Womberang
[22:23] <Tiva> lol,
[22:23] <duvii> lmfao
[22:23] <Feyd> Spunky Dirtbox
[22:23] <Faust> Spewvii
[22:23] <duvii> That's not as sexy as cocktart
[22:24] <Tiva> combine them Spwevii Womberwoman
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[22:24] <Rann> ice ice baby
[22:24] <Feyd> HOLY SHIT THIS ONE HAD BETTER BE GOOD
[22:24] <Faust> SQurf, approach the kneeling carpet
[22:24] <Tiva> this should be sad
[22:24] <Hedron> STEP UP TO THE THRONE SQRFY!
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[22:24] <Squrf> WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?
[22:24] <Rann> KNEEL BITCH
[22:24] <Tusc> I thought it was a verb
[22:24] <duvii> Squrf, I want your moustache
[22:24] <Faust> I want a pony.
[22:24] <Hicks> fucking smirf
[22:24] <Ezzenon> You missed your que to kneel
[22:24] <Squrf> *WALKS UP TO HEDRON*
[22:24] <Squrf> WELL?
[22:25] <Hedron> KNEEL
[22:25] <Hedron> YOU PIECE OF SHIT
[22:25] <Squrf> I CAME UP HERE FOR YOU TO KNEEL AND TAKE MY COCK IN YOUR MOUTH, BITCH
[22:25] <Tusc> Kneel you cocksucker
[22:25] <Faust> Karioke kick
[22:25] <Squrf> NEVER HAD A BLOWJOB FROM A GOD BEFORE
[22:25] <Squrf> DO IT RIGHT
[22:25] <Hedron> ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE FIESTY?
[22:25] <StalkingViper> OH NOES HEDRON!!111!!!
[22:25] <Ezzenon> PROPER GRAMMAR AND PUNCTUATION IS EVIL
[22:25] <Ezzenon> BY DEFAULT
[22:25] <Faust> Dude. We've met. You've never had a blowjob. Period.
[22:25] <Hedron> THAT'S SO FIESTY
[22:25] <Hedron> WOW
[22:25] <Feyd> Lol
[22:25] <Squrf> FIESTY? I'M SURPRISED YOU KNOW WORDS THAT BIG
[22:26] <duvii> He thinks a blowjob has something to do with blowing the paint on his fingernails dry
[22:26] <Tusc> Spunky
[22:26] <Hedron> THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE SUPRISED BY EVERYTHING, YOU IDIOT.
[22:26] <Rann> except for ynis in the bathroom while faust was eating!~
[22:26] <TenaciousMike> Suprised has two Rs in it now?
[22:26] <Faust> I was eating in the bathroom
[22:26] <Tiva> gross
[22:26] <Hedron> TENACIOUSSPELLCHECKER, SHUT UP
[22:26] <Squrf> I'M NOT SURPRISED BY YOUR LACK OF CREATIVITY IN THE BLOWJOB DEPARTMENT
[22:26] <Squrf> GET TO WORK
[22:26] <Rann> faust was getting a blumpkin from squrf
[22:26] <Feyd> HOMOSEXUAL DOES NOT EQUAL EVIL, JESUS WHEN WILL PEOPLE LEARN?
[22:27] <getoveritman> communists are evil though...
[22:27] <Hicks> wtf i'm out of here
[22:27] <Ezzenon> At least this one knows how to type, we can vote no in less than fifteen minutes this time.
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[22:27] <boom> what about brother's dick
[22:27] <Tiva> Oh shhh we all know late at night the HH turns into a big gay orgy
[22:27] <Squrf> I SUPPOSE YOU WANT AN EVIL STORY NOW
[22:27] * Hedron CHOPS OFF SQURF'S COCK AND TOSSES IT OUT
[22:27] <Hedron> GET TO SOME EVIL, COCKLESS
[22:27] <StalkingViper> SPEW you fuckin waste
[22:27] <Squrf> DON'T STRAIN YOURSELF BIG GUY
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[22:27] <Ivan> Shaun Alexander quad inc.
[22:28] <Hedron> GREEN BEAN PEEN.
[22:28] <Squrf> ONCE, THERE WAS A PROPHECY
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[22:28] <TenaciousMike> I've read more evil in Highlights for Children.
[22:28] <Rann> but it got lost
[22:28] <Squrf> A BOY WHO WOULD SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKING WORLD
[22:28] <duvii> At least mine was lesbian, which is -so- hot
[22:28] <Ezzenon> Priest Holmes getting broken in half and out for the season fucking my team is more evil than this whole Hellhole, Ivan.
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[22:28] <Squrf> RAN ACROSS HIM IN AN ALLEY, AND TOOK HIM FOR MY OWN
[22:28] <Faust> <mark>
[22:28] <StalkingViper> WTF IS THAT SHIT
[22:28] <Ivan> lol
[22:28] <Terga> G'night Fuckers...Goddesses rule the world and you all no it
[22:28] <Squrf> I RAISED HIM
[22:28] <Tusc> We don't want an evil story....spew some fucking evil
[22:28] <Rann> hasta ;p
[22:28] <Squrff> So my dad ate a taco one day, and pooted. My mom named me Dirtbox Queef as I splatered on the wall
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[22:29] <Squrf> TAUGHT HIM ABOUT THE PROPHECY THAT WAS OH SO LAME
[22:29] <Squrf> IT SAID SOMETHING ABOUT HEDRON
[22:29] <duvii> kaaos is a band too
[22:29] <Squrf> YOU KNOW HOW LAME THAT GETS
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[22:29] <Squrff> YES WE DO, I AM LAME.
[22:29] <Ezzenon> Did his evil just contain the world "lame"?
[22:29] <StalkingViper> Shut this fuckin reject up .... NEXT.
[22:29] <Faust> A boy named Prophecy?
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[22:29] <Drach> Fuck this weak ass shit im going to go get laid
[22:29] <Feyd> I concur.
[22:29] <Drach> I vote No
[22:29] <Squrf> AND THE DAY OF THE PROPHECY GREW CLOSER
[22:29] <duvii> rofl
[22:29] <Faust> Get one for me Drach
[22:30] <Tiva> oh no run terga
[22:30] <Faust> he'll be back in a minute
[22:30] <Drach> she cant run far enough
[22:30] <Squrf> AND I SAID TO THE BOY, ARE YOU PREPARED TO SAVE THE WORLD?