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Tyo
07-20-2005, 05:20 PM
[22:08] <Tyo> Waiting for Hedron fag to finish the circle jerk training in PS
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[22:09] <Ivan> Op me bio ;>
[22:09] <Toro> Ditto =P
[22:09] <Biral> who's hammzor
[22:09] <Coagulator> http://www.livejournal.com/users/amelia_g/
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[22:09] <Chubbs> who are our leatherworkers?
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[22:10] <Hedron> Ahem
[22:10] <Hedron> fuck you all
[22:10] <Hedron> Thank you.
[22:10] <Hedron> That is all.
[22:10] <Toro> Well said.
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[22:11] <Agrimat> Good show, good show.
[22:11] <xenomorph> pron ftw
[22:11] <McGilla> sounded familiar
[22:11] <Chubbs> Thats dead the fuck on.
[22:11] <Borc> Hedron, you should play wow
[22:11] <duvii> The WoW people are all crying from being retarded tonight.
[22:11] <Borc> I like your style
[22:12] <duvii> Borc, you got something on your nose
[22:12] <Feyd> I totally sold out to WoW
[22:12] <Borc> duvii, wtf you ejaculated on me!?
[22:12] <duvii> No, Borc. That was Kal
[22:12] <McGilla> nice website
[22:12] <Borc> eww
[22:12] <Chubbs> He said IN him, not ON him.
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[22:12] <Borc> liiimey
[22:12] <McGilla> stupid british
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[22:14] <Sypher|ZzZ> 12. 11Thanks for the @ 12.
[22:14] <Chubbs> CORKORLE
[22:14] <Chubbs> KICK CORK.
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[22:14] <xenomorph> stay on target stay on target
[22:14] <Valstorm> fucking stupid piece of software shite
[22:14] <Tyo> RYANN!
[22:14] <duvii> ROFL
[22:14] <Tyo> APPROACH THE THRONE!
[22:14] <Biral> rofl azlundar
[22:14] <duvii> Drach, lmfao
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[22:14] <Squrf> lmao Drach
[22:14] <duvii> You're my hero
[22:14] <ryann> hi
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[22:15] <Tyo> KNEEL BEFORE YOUR GODS AND TELL US WHY WE SHOULD CONSIDER YOU FOR MEMBERSHIP
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[22:15] <Tezbiros> Bye Sypher!
[22:15] <SUPERNOVA> FUCK OFF
[22:15] <Source> Wee
[22:15] <SUPERNOVA> WHEEEEEEEEE
[22:15] <Ynis> *SLAMS RYANN AGAINST THE WALL* FUCK RYANN I'M STANDING UP TO YOU FUCKS
[22:15] <xenomorph> need a heal?
[22:15] <duvii> hahaha
[22:15] <Tyo> Ynis, you have something to say?
[22:15] <duvii> Ynis pwnt Ryann
[22:15] <Tyo> KNEEL BITCH
[22:15] *** Quits: Toro (~crash_n_b@d199-126-216-216.abhsia.telus.net) (Quit: )
[22:15] <TenaciousMike> Go Ynis!
[22:15] <Ynis> I AM FEMALE AND HEAR ME ROAR.
[22:15] <Feyd> Pwnt.
[22:15] *** Source is now known as Toro
[22:15] <Hedron> I've heard alot about Ryan. Wasn't this the guy that everyone said swallows?
[22:15] <Ynis> YOU FUCKS NEED SOME BITCHES AROUND TO SHOW YOU WHAT'S UP
[22:16] <Agrimat> Good lord.
[22:16] <Valstorm> who the fuck is ryann?
[22:16] <Feyd> Oh shit, Ynis is about to let loose the Pynis
[22:16] <Agrimat> You need a cock in your mouth.
[22:16] <Ynis> HELLYA
[22:16] <duvii> ROFL
[22:16] <Tyo> Sorry what?
[22:16] <Ynis> I DON'T HAVE ONE
[22:16] <Ynis> SO I MADE ONE IN MY NAME
[22:16] <Ynis> FUCK YOU
[22:16] <ryann> i'm damn good at what i do is why
[22:16] <Ynis> FUCKING PS WIMP
[22:16] <Feyd> ROFLMAO
[22:16] <Titokhan> ouch
[22:16] <duvii> Hedron is Cunt in Japanese
[22:16] <Ynis> NO YOU JUST TALK WITH ONE
[22:16] <duvii> :P
[22:16] <SUPERNOVA> ,...........
[22:16] <Ynis> ROFL
[22:16] <Tyo> I'm intriguid. Tell us why we should consider you for membership Ynis.
[22:16] <Ynis> KICKS RYANN AGAIN
[22:16] <Ivan> wimp...good one.
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[22:17] <Valstorm> all you elves can suck PS cock
[22:17] <SUPERNOVA> LOL
[22:17] <duvii> These men need some women to clean up after them. Lay the smack down, woman!
[22:17] <Toro> Make me a sammich duvii
[22:17] <Feyd> I'll take turkey and ham
[22:17] <Feyd> no mayo
[22:17] <duvii> Ok, give me money!
[22:17] <Toro> Money after sammich
[22:17] <Valstorm> I'll take a toro bagette
[22:17] <Feyd> I'll give you a nice godload
[22:17] <Tyo> There's always this long pause at the "why" question
[22:17] <SUPERNOVA> SMACK
[22:17] <Kal[io]> Rofl
[22:18] <Feyd> I think it's called "The Google Pause"
[22:18] <Titokhan> ditto feyd's order, with honey mustard, pickles and tomatoes
[22:18] <Ynis> TAKES HEDRONS SHIT AND SLAMS IT DOWN HIS THROAT
[22:18] <Tyo> Seriously, how hard is it to realize we're going to ASK FUCKING WHY
[22:18] <duvii> rofl
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[22:18] <Biral> the why question surprises them every time
[22:18] <Tyo> WHY SHOULD WE CONSIDER YOU YOU BRAINLESS TWAT
[22:18] <duvii> Of course her twat is brainless
[22:18] <Agrimat> Accept her twat. Ditch the bitch.
[22:18] <duvii> Unlike men, women store the brain in their head. Not in the genitals ;p
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[22:18] <xenomorph> can you not fucking answer?
[22:19] <Ynis> BECAUSE WHEN I'M HERE I MAKE PRESENCE KNOWN
[22:19] <Ynis> I KICK ASS AND DON'T LOOK BACK
[22:19] <Tusc> FIRE BAD
[22:19] <Ynis> I DON'T TAKE SHIT
[22:19] <Tyo> By giggling?
[22:19] <Tyo> I've noticed that
[22:19] <duvii> ROFL
[22:19] <Ynis> FUCK YA
[22:19] <Kal[io]> more swearing!
[22:19] <Valstorm> and when you're here your presense is unwanted
[22:19] <Feyd> Oooh! Silverleaf! Tee-hee!
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[22:19] <Ynis> MY GIGGLING IS THE DISTRACTION I NEED
[22:19] <Borc> is caps part of the ordeal?
[22:19] <Tyo> Price gouging me for gaer and then giggling? I guess that's evil ...
[22:19] <Ynis> TO PWNT YOU ALL
[22:19] <duvii> Feyd, Peacebloom > silverleaf.
[22:19] <Ynis> AWWWW POOOR TYO
[22:19] <Toro> Briarthorn > all
[22:19] <Ynis> PRICE GOUGING! PUHLEAZE
[22:20] <Ynis> YOU STILL WHINING ABOUT THAT?
[22:20] <duvii> Tyo has Ynis mistaken for me ;p
[22:20] <Nurgling> I think the world "Gaer" is evil.
[22:20] <Biral> SOUL PLANE HEDRON
[22:20] <Toro> SOOOUULLL PLANNEE
[22:20] <SUPERNOVA> WHEEEEEEEEEE
[22:20] <Titokhan> omg hedron
[22:20] <Corkorle> TARQAQ!
[22:20] <Ynis> I TAKE MORE GOD LOADS THAN ANYONE HERE....WELL CEPT FOR DUVII
[22:20] <duvii> That makes me die on the inside ;p
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[22:20] <Ynis> WAIT I TAKE THAT BACK
[22:20] <Faust> don't bring me into this
[22:20] <McGilla> that suckes ass
[22:20] <duvii> ahahah
[22:20] <Feyd> Get ready to take one more...
[22:20] <Feyd> Make that a GODLOAD bukkake.
[22:20] <Agrimat> You can't take that back! That's going in the log!
[22:21] <Ynis> C'MON HEDRON THAT ALL YOU GOT? JUST BAGGING ON MY NAME?
[22:21] <duvii> That's right. I pwn Ynis in the godload dept.
[22:21] <Ynis> TYO JUST GOT THE DAGGER TO BITCH ABOUT?
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[22:21] <Feyd> I'VE GOT A STEAMING BUKKAKE SESSION WAITING FOR YOU.
[22:21] <Titokhan> multiple godload bukkake feyd
[22:21] <Ynis> C'MON DUDE....THERE WAS A PAIR OF GLOVES TOO ;P
[22:21] <Valstorm> I could teaBAG your chin if you prefer?
[22:21] <Pig> I vote yes for that
[22:21] <Ynis> OO BABY
[22:21] <Kal[io]> More godloads than azmodion?
[22:21] <duvii> hahah Kal
[22:21] <Faust> No sharezies
[22:21] <Ynis> FUCK FEYD
[22:21] <SUPERNOVA> LMFAO
[22:21] <Ynis> FUCKING WIMP NUB IN WOW
[22:21] <Toro> Fuck feyd...
[22:21] <Ynis> WON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP
[22:21] <Ynis> GEEZUS
[22:22] <Toro> You just lost your only hope
[22:22] <Tyo> No Ynis, that's Toro
[22:22] <TenaciousMike> Press M for Map.
[22:22] <Ynis> NO TORO AND FEYD BOTH
[22:22] <Toro> Psh
[22:22] <Tyo> WHAT IS AV?!?! WHAT IS THIS QUEUE?
[22:22] <Ynis> HAVE TURNED GUILDSAY INTO A CONVERSATION ABOUT PS. WTF
[22:22] <Toro> I sound like a deep throated black man
[22:22] <Faust> I'll confirm the godload statement
[22:22] <Agrimat> I came here for some evil. Will there be any evil here tonight?
[22:22] <Toro> Sexified
[22:22] <xenomorph> ynis theam song
[22:22] <Ynis> BOWCHICABOWOW
[22:22] <Feyd> Please, Ynis, just relax your throat more
[22:22] <Tyo> OK, I've heard enough
[22:22] <Valstorm> I think my girlfriends cat just took a shit
[22:22] <Feyd> It will make it easier
[22:22] <Tyo> GIVE ME A REAL REASON
[22:22] <Biral> vals girlfriend is flymo?
[22:22] <Titokhan> rofl feyd
[22:22] <Nurgling> This shit is fucking stupid, move on.
[22:22] <Ynis> CAUSE I DON'T TAKE SHIT FROM ANYONE
[22:23] <Agrimat> Heard it.
[22:23] <Titokhan> nurg, any update on the ranked server?
[22:23] <Toro> You already did.
[22:23] <Ynis> I'M NOT AFRAID TO TAKE THE LEAD
[22:23] <Tusc> just godloads
[22:23] <Ynis> I STEP UP WHEN THE GUILD NEEDS ME
[22:23] <Feyd> DOESN'T TAKE SHIT, BUT TAKES PLENTY OF MY GODLOAD.
[22:23] <Nurgling> Yeah read the BF2 boards.
[22:23] <Titokhan> k
[22:23] <Ynis> FROM MY HUBBY FUCKFACE
[22:23] <Ynis> OMFG
[22:23] <Corkorle> lol
[22:23] <duvii> ROFL
[22:23] <Squrf> lmao
[22:23] <Pig> Hedron2?
[22:23] <Ynis> ROFL
[22:23] <xenomorph> taking god loads from your husband dosnt help us
[22:23] <Faust> 10pnts hedron
[22:23] <Ynis> NO BUT I DIDN'T SAY THAT'S WHY FUCKER
[22:23] <Faust> Helps ME!
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[22:24] <Kal[io]> Rofl
[22:24] <Ynis> WRONG
[22:24] <Ynis> LEARN TO READ FUCKER
[22:24] <Tusc> thats just where she wants it tonight
[22:24] <TenaciousMike> Learnto use commas.
[22:24] <Feyd> Ynis, like I said, you have to SWIRL.
[22:24] <SUPERNOVA> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
[22:24] <Feyd> BOB AND SWIRL, BITCH
[22:24] <duvii> She only likes sterile action
[22:24] <Ynis> STFU WOW NUB THAT SPAMS THE GUILD NONSTOP
[22:24] <Faust> she's doesn't NEED comma's... that's how badass she is
[22:24] <Toro> Uh
[22:24] <Toro> I spam more than he does
[22:24] <Toro> And I never fuckin spam
[22:24] <Ynis> TRUE
[22:24] <Feyd> Ynis, less teeth.
[22:24] <Ynis> WRONG
[22:24] <Ynis> BULLSHIT
[22:24] <Valstorm> You WOW folks can keep toro btw
[22:24] <Toro> You don't take shit =P
[22:25] <Agrimat> Say "FUCK", Ynis.
[22:25] <Toro> FUCK OFF BRIT
[22:25] <Corkorle> This is the only time we will see Ynis say Fuck btw!
[22:25] <Pizdets> yes please. keep toro.
[22:25] <Ynis> GRABS FEYD BY THE BALLS AND THROWS HIM ACROSS THE ROOM
[22:25] <xenomorph> stay on target
[22:25] <Ynis> A BLENDER
[22:25] <duvii> Zester, duh
[22:25] <Valstorm> Feyd Colon blender
[22:25] <Ivan> We're not taking Toro back...and we're sending corkorle back to your asses
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[22:25] <Ynis> BAHAHAHAH.......SHOTSSSSSSSSSSSS
[22:25] <Corkorle> suck me ivan!
[22:25] <TenaciousMike> You don't make martinis in a blender.
[22:25] <Ynis> ONLY 2 MEN THAT CAN DRINK ME UNDER THE TABLE
[22:25] <Ynis> AND I MARRIED ONE
[22:25] <Valstorm> Hmmmm toro or corkorle
[22:25] <Ynis> CAR.
[22:25] <Feyd> Don't worry Val, I'm preparing the KAAOS Colon Blender
[22:25] <Ynis> FUCK CAR
[22:25] <McGilla> probably a Hummer
[22:26] <Toro> LOL
[22:26] <SUPERNOVA> I LOVE A HUMMER
[22:26] <Valstorm> cant we just fuck em both off
[22:26] <Chubbs> rofl hummer
[22:26] <Ynis> TANK TO DRIVE OVER THE SHIT THAT COMES OUT OF YOUR ASS AND MOUTH IMO.
[22:26] <Corkorle> Die val!
[22:26] <Feyd> PS will trade Toro for Cork....
[22:26] <Ynis> <3 CORK
[22:26] <Fatte> Bang bus
[22:26] <Valstorm> NO FEYD NO
[22:26] <Corkorle> +pts for ynis!
[22:26] <Ynis> TANK
[22:26] <Agrimat> IMO ftl
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[22:26] <Valstorm> YOU KNOW NOT OF WHAT YOU SAY!
[22:26] <Ynis> GET IT RIGHT
[22:26] <Ynis> NO DUDE
[22:26] <Feyd> O_o;
[22:26] <duvii> Cork, die :P
[22:26] <Ynis> JUST THE SHIT THAT COMES OUT OF YOU
[22:26] <Biral> wink
[22:26] <Feyd> But I thought you didn't take shit...
[22:26] <Ynis> NO COMMENT
[22:26] <Nurgling> SHE CAN WRITE IN CAPS, THATS EVIL. ADD HER TO THE ROSTER.
[22:26] <duvii> lmfao
[22:26] <Feyd> And now you're wallowing in it
[22:27] <Agrimat> No, she's not taking it, she's driving over it.
[22:27] <Corkorle> lol
[22:27] <duvii> SHe's been talking to Azmo ;p
[22:27] <Zarathos> THATS HOW NOVA GOT IT!
[22:27] <Faust> ::whistling::
[22:27] <xenomorph> no comment menas yes
[22:27] <Tyo> --------------------------- VOTE ----------------------------
[22:27] <SUPERNOVA> YES YES YES YES YES YES
[22:27] <xenomorph> YES
[22:27] <Faust> Can't say no to the godload item
[22:27] <Faust> (long as she's willing to take a few more)
[22:27] <duvii> At least we now know more certainly who likes having shit all over their dick:P
[22:27] <Feyd> If she's taking my goadload bukkake, yes. Otherwise, no.
[22:27] <Hedron> I vote yes IF she can fit a kilbasa up her as
[22:27] <Hedron> s
[22:27] <Nurgling> LOL
[22:27] <Toro> lol
[22:27] <Corkorle> goatload Feyd?
[22:28] <Valstorm> YES WE NEED MORE ANAL IN KAAOS - TORO AND CORKORLE NOT INCLUDED
[22:28] <Tezbiros> YES
[22:28] <Feyd> Lol....
[22:28] <Toro> VAL
[22:28] <SUPERNOVA> LOL
[22:28] <Titokhan> rofl val
[22:28] <Ivan> YES
[22:28] <Tyo> Well umm
[22:28] <Tyo> I'm confused
[22:28] <Toro> Fuckin brits.
[22:28] <Tyo> I see "Yes"'es
[22:28] <duvii> I can see it now ... Ynis - Anal Queen
[22:28] <Feyd> MORE SUCTION, LESS HANDS.
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[22:28] <Hedron> There needs to be the kilbasa in the ass.
[22:28] <Zarathos> rofl
[22:28] <Hedron> And pictures
[22:28] <xenomorph> ynis the god of anal sex
[22:28] <Tusc> dirty goat ass
[22:28] <Feyd> PYNIS
[22:28] <Feyd> PYNIS
[22:28] <Nurgling> BACKDOOR YNIS
[22:28] <Feyd> PYNIS
[22:28] <duvii> rofl
[22:28] <Faust> Godload
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[22:29] <Pig> Cumdumpster?
[22:29] <duvii> Ynis lost her behyman ;/
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[22:29] <Borc> Ynis Anus
[22:29] <Feyd> Cumdump
[22:29] <Biral> behyman lol
[22:29] <Agrimat> Isn't there supposed to be evil involved in these?
[22:29] <Nurgling> YNIS QUEEN OF THE ANAL GUTTERSLUTS
[22:29] <Agrimat> That was just a bunch of feminist roaring.
[22:29] <Pig> I saw that movie
[22:29] <Faust> I'd make some suggestions, but I'm on shaky ground already
[22:29] <Tusc> anal trumps evil
[22:29] <Nurgling> lol
[22:29] <Faust> Exec ASSistant
[22:30] <duvii> rofl
[22:30] <Pig> Hedron = Catbert....evil HR
[22:30] <Ynis> SO VOTE NO FUCKER
[22:30] <Ynis> STOP BITCHING
[22:30] <Ivan> lmao
[22:30] <xenomorph> lol
[22:30] <Ynis> JUST VOTE NO
[22:30] <SUPERNOVA> ROFLMFAO
[22:30] <duvii> <3 Ynis
[22:30] <Tyo> AGRIMAT!
[22:30] <Tyo> AGRIMAT!
[22:30] <Agrimat> WHAT?!
[22:30] <Ynis>
[22:31] <lilkreen> y'know I sorta hate walking in on convos this strange, heh
[22:31] <Tyo> KNEEL BEFORE YOUR GODS AND TELL US WHY YOU SEEK MEMBERSHIP
[22:31] <Agrimat> I KNEEL BEFORE NO ONE, MAN OR GOD.
[22:31] <Valstorm> who the fuck is this loser?
[22:31] <Feyd> OHSNAP.
[22:31] <Pig> Why he seeks his member
[22:31] <Tyo> ok
[22:31] *** Agrimat was kicked by Tyo (Tyo)
[22:31] <Faust> eh... you kneeled before Tyo to get in here, didn't you?
[22:31] <duvii> ahahha
[22:31] <Kal[io]> c/p!
[22:31] <Tagarr> Ouch
[22:31] <Toro> lol
[22:31] <Tyo> RYANN!
[22:31] <Feyd> PWNT.
[22:31] <Titokhan> BOOT
[22:31] <Squrf> lmao
[22:31] <Tyo> RYANN!
[22:31] <ryann> TYO
[22:31] <Valstorm> would you kneel before you got up from sucking me off?
[22:31] <Pig> Ringer
[22:31] <duvii> Whine?
[22:31] <Faust> Wyann?
[22:31] <Tyo> KNEEL BEFORE YOUR GODS AND TELL US WHY YOU SEEK MEMBERSHIP
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[22:31] <duvii> Waaaah I need heals waaaaaaaaaaaah
[22:31] <xenomorph> tell us why you should be a god of KAAOS
[22:32] <Pig> Whinin!
[22:32] <duvii> Whine suits him ;p
[22:32] <Valstorm> kneel and take it bitch!
[22:32] <Tusc> cryin ryan
[22:32] <SUPERNOVA> RYANN YOU FUCK CORCK UP THE ASS DOES THAT MAKE YOU GAY
[22:32] <Tyo> Agrimat, go stand in the corner since you won't kneel.
[22:32] <Feyd> NOVA - Only if someone else sees it
[22:32] <Pig> only it it's seen, SN
[22:32] <Pig> ding
[22:32] <Faust> Or kneel in the corner where you should stand
[22:32] <ryann> I'M TIRED OF BEING THE SAME FUCKING RANK AS CORK
[22:32] <Agrimat> FUCK YOU.
[22:32] <Ynis> not if no on sees it, nova
[22:32] <Agrimat> ANY KAAOS THAT KNEELS...
[22:32] <Faust> more whining
[22:32] <ghost`> I like ryann's reason
[22:32] <duvii> Now that you have more anal sex in the guild, you also need some incest. Ryann can provide that.
[22:32] <Tyo> You're not KAAOS
[22:32] <Titokhan> sees another boot in argimat's future
[22:32] <Valstorm> YOU arnt KAAOS
[22:32] <xenomorph> your not KAAOS so kneel
[22:32] <Tyo> Kneel bitch
[22:32] <lilkreen> .. is probably planning to bite something off
[22:32] <Faust> uh oh, we have signal noise
[22:32] <Nurgling> Was AFK, is it Backdoor Ynis for the title?
[22:33] <Tyo> Nurg- Yes
[22:33] <Nurgling> Cool, I am making a custom icon for that.
[22:33] <SUPERNOVA> KNEEL BITCH
[22:33] <duvii> omfg
[22:33] <Biral> lol
[22:33] <Ynis> lmfao
[22:33] <Valstorm> HAH nurg
[22:33] <ryann> kneeling
[22:33] <Pig> now bob
[22:33] <Agrimat> KICK ME AGAIN, BUT I WON'T KNEEL.
[22:33] <duvii> But will it be work safe!
[22:33] <Tyo> Ok
[22:33] *** Agrimat was kicked by Tyo (Tyo)
[22:33] <xenomorph> nurg is diging into his secret pron pic stash for a pic
[22:33] <Faust> Volenteerizm at it's finest
[22:33] <Ynis> omg share nurg!
[22:33] <duvii> He's looking for a picture of his mom ;p
[22:33] <Titokhan> *hands Tyo the spiked kaaos boot* damn too late
[22:33] <Valstorm> Anal is never safe, thats the chance you take - right ynis?
[22:33] *** Joins: Agrimat (~dachterm@c-24-16-30-105.hsd1.wa.comcast.net)
[22:33] <Nurgling> I dont have a "secret" porn stash.
[22:33] <Feyd> *Begins revving up the KAAOS Colon Blender*
[22:34] *** ChanServ sets mode: +l 54
[22:34] <Pig> his porn is documented
[22:34] <Tyo> Jesus Agrimat BUY A FUCKING CLUE
[22:34] <Tyo> GET LOST
[22:34] <Nurgling> I share my pron openly, right Duvii?
[22:34] <Faust> Welcome back, Agrimat. The corner awaits
[22:34] <Ynis> hey val, what was that lube you recommended again?
[22:34] <Squrf> need more evil
[22:34] <duvii> I want to see Ehlora eat a fetus or something
[22:34] <Ynis> ROFL
[22:34] <Toro> It's called cum ynis.
[22:34] <Valstorm> The spicy kind, the one that tingles
[22:34] <Toro> It'll come when you ask for it
[22:34] <Ynis> fuck ask. i take thx
[22:34] <duvii> Jesus, this is boring ;p
[22:35] <Valstorm> Toro found your testacles yet?
[22:35] <Faust> Paging Ryann. Ryann, please report to the front desk. Ryann.
[22:35] <Feyd> I dunno about a fetus, but I can scarf down a few live babies real quick
[22:35] <Pig> tick tock
[22:35] <Toro> Yeah, bend over and take a look bitch
[22:35] <duvii> But they're evil crickets!
[22:35] <Agrimat> I PICKED THE HOUSE AT RANDOM. WHEN I KICKED DOWN THE DOOR, I KNEW I HAD THE RIGHT ONE. I PICKED UP THE BOY I FOUND BEHIND THE DOOR.
[22:35] <Nurgling> Agridickslap go
[22:35] <duvii> ROFL
[22:35] <Faust> not the left one
[22:35] <Pig> rofl...past
[22:35] <Tyo> HOw did you know?
[22:35] <Tusc> I sense kiddie pron
[22:35] <Agrimat> HIS MOM WAS ON THE PHONE IN THE SIDE ROOM. I KNOCKED THE PHONE OUT OF HER HAND
[22:35] <Tyo> THe smell of potpurri?
[22:35] <Faust> YM!
[22:35] <Squrf> who was she talking to?
[22:35] <Pig> the door opens....creeeeeaaakk
[22:35] <duvii> THEN I TOOK HIS CLOAK OF ELVENKIND AND STOLE HIS LUNCH MONEY
[22:35] <Zarathos> choose your own adventure!!!!
[22:35] <Agrimat> I SLAMMED HER AGAINST THE WALL.
[22:36] <Agrimat> SHE WOULDN'T STOP STRUGGLING, AND SHE NEEDED TO SIT STILL FOR THE SHOW.
[22:36] <Ynis> hey val. need to take the marbles out of your mouth.
[22:36] <Nurgling> Agrimat - "I found a little boy in the closet, and I gave him head. It was evil!"
[22:36] <duvii> ahahhaah
[22:36] <Faust> I picked the house randomly it was the one on the right. There was a small boy behind the door... and I'M EVIL! RAWK!
[22:36] <Agrimat> SO I STEPPED ON THE BOY'S NECK, AND WISHING I'D BROUGHT A KNIFE, I TORE OPEN HIS STOMACH.
[22:36] <McGilla> Feyd and Val, you to sleep together
[22:36] <xenomorph> agrimat is telling us how he had his 1st gay experince
[22:36] <Tusc> then he sat her down and watched forrest gump
[22:36] <Faust> forgot your knife, did ya? -20 DKP
[22:36] <Agrimat> PULLING OUT HIS INTESTINES, I BOUND HER HANDS AND FEET.
[22:36] <duvii> Faust, he checked another house first but just found some fried hampsters
[22:37] <Agrimat> HER SON GASPS ON THE FLOOR
[22:37] <Squrf> would that actually hold her? :\
[22:37] <Ynis> lol
[22:37] <Nurgling> Agrimat - "I slamed my penis in the car door, because its no use to me, I am gay. Very evil"
[22:37] <Feyd> Zomg, the gore, seriously, I can't take it.
[22:37] <Faust> shoulda gone to the house on the left, imo
[22:37] <Agrimat> SHE DOESN'T WANT TO WATCH. SHE CLOSES HER EYEE
[22:37] * Kal[io] gasps!
[22:37] <Agrimat> S
[22:37] <Toro> Rip em off?
[22:37] <Valstorm> Gilla I'll pay for your coffin, and thats somethin commin from me cos I'm a cheap fucker, you old crinkly bastard
[22:37] <xenomorph> lol
[22:37] <Agrimat> SO I PULL OUT THE NAILS I'D BROUGHT FOR JUST THIS REASON.
[22:37] <Ivan> rofl
[22:37] <Nurgling> LOL! Gay cyclops love
[22:37] <Agrimat> AND PUSHED THEM THROUGH HER EYELIDS
[22:37] <Feyd> Gay cyclops pedophilia
[22:37] <Faust> forgot a knife, but brought nails?
[22:37] <Toro> ooo
[22:37] <Toro> evil
[22:37] <Titokhan> well, i had put my dick in her other eye.. :P
[22:37] <Agrimat> NOW THE SHOW IS READY TO BEGIN
[22:37] <Nurgling> WTF? Now she has eyelids? Changling?
[22:37] <Faust> that would be eyeee lids
[22:37] <Agrimat> I BITE OFF HER FINGERS, ONE BY ONE
[22:37] <Feyd> The show's ready - start bobbing Agri
[22:38] <Pig> sexy
[22:38] <Feyd> DANCE BITCH, DANCE
[22:38] <Toro> ow?
[22:38] <McGilla> Val that was so scary
[22:38] <duvii> rofl
[22:38] <Nurgling> Did you put the fingers in Wendys chili?
[22:38] <Titokhan> didnt fit that well.. but here eye ended up useless..
[22:38] <Agrimat> EACH COMES OFF WITH A SATISFYING POP, BUT I HAVE TO CHEW A BIT TO BREAK THE SKIN
[22:38] <Toro> Mhmmm
[22:38] <duvii> Now that's sexy
[22:38] <Agrimat> THE BOY CRYS WHEN I PUSH EACH FINGER UP HIS ASS, ONE BY ONE
[22:38] <Toro> LOL
[22:38] <Valstorm> at your age the only thing scary is a door to door salesman
[22:38] <Agrimat> MOM WON'T STOP SCREAMING
[22:38] <Pizdets> evil AND anal... can life get better?
[22:38] <duvii> Tales of Tyo's childhood
[22:38] <Feyd> Then you used their eyeballs to make your own personal set of anal beads
[22:38] <Agrimat> SO I REACH DOWN HER THROAT.
[22:38] <Agrimat> AND PULL OUT HER TONGUE
[22:38] <Nurgling> WTF? Puting fingers in the boys ass? Is Cork typing for Agrimat?

Tyo
07-20-2005, 05:21 PM
[22:38] <Tusc> i told you kiddie pron
[22:38] <Corkorle> I plead the 5th!
[22:39] <Biral> random evil
[22:39] <Agrimat> IT JUST HURTS!
[22:39] <duvii> Mangina
[22:39] <Agrimat> THE BEST EVIL IS RANDOM
[22:39] <Corkorle> random gay sex?
[22:39] <Pig> Not the same thing
[22:39] <Pig> you
[22:39] <Faust> And that story is random?
[22:39] <Pig> will
[22:39] <Agrimat> THE BITCH STILL WON'T STOP SCREAMING, BUT SHE JUST GURGLES WITHOUT A TONGUE
[22:39] <Pig> learn
[22:39] <McGilla> Val, ask your mom how good of a door to door salesman I am
[22:39] <Agrimat> THERE ISN'T MUCH TIME BEFORE THE BOY BLEEDS OUT. I HAVE TO WORK FAST
[22:39] *** Quits: greynine (~greynine@d141-13-151.home.cgocable.net) (Ping timeout)
[22:39] <Titokhan> *sticks mom's head up argimat's ass..*
[22:40] <Faust> how many hours do you think this story can go on, actually?
[22:40] <Agrimat> I START BREAKING BONES, JUST TO HEAR HIM SCREAM
[22:40] *** Qwik changes topic to 'KAAOS || Reinstalling is fun'
[22:40] <Tusc> he wants the kid warm when he buttfucks him
[22:40] <Feyd> DANCE BITCH, DANCE
[22:40] <Faust> la la la la
[22:40] <duvii> Hedron's music collection .... scares me
[22:40] <Feyd> BOB AND DANCE
[22:40] <McGilla> WTF
[22:40] <Zarathos> Birals theme song!!!
[22:40] <Ivan> Biral and Corkorle's wedding song.
[22:40] <Agrimat> SOON IT QUIETS, AND HE GOES STILL, NOTHING BUT PAIN IN HIS EYES
[22:40] <Feyd> AND YOUR HAND IN HIS ASS
[22:41] <duvii> ahha
[22:41] <Biral> and yet it was on hedron's hard drive
[22:41] <Faust> thought the eyes had nails i them
[22:41] <Agrimat> NOW THAT THE SHOW IS COMPLETE, I DRIVE NAILS IN TO HER EYES, AND LICK THE BLOODY TEARS FROM HER FACE
[22:41] <Faust> WIAT WAIT WAIT... AGRIMAT! Hang on a sec
[22:41] <duvii> Anticlimactic!
[22:41] <Valstorm> I thought you already chewed her eyes out?
[22:41] <Feyd> Pfft.
[22:41] <Toro> Anti..wha?
[22:41] <Faust> So... what was the first part again?
[22:41] <Squrf> how many eyes does this bitch have?
[22:41] <Tusc> and then we went to the ballpark and then we went to japan
[22:41] <Agrimat> WRITING "BOW TO YOUR GODS", I LEAVE HER TO BLEED.
[22:41] <Toro> Sixtynine
[22:41] <xenomorph> oh so he is doing this to antideath?
[22:41] <Pizdets> wasnt she a cyclops?
[22:41] <Agrimat> EYELIDS, YOU FUCKS
[22:41] <duvii> But what do you write it ion?
[22:41] <Toro> OH!
[22:41] <Valstorm> The story stopped being interesting at the part where you started typing
[22:41] <Toro> PLOT TWIST
[22:42] <xenomorph> bonus points
[22:42] <Tyo> THis is all well and good
[22:42] <Toro> ITS ACTUALLY YNIS.
[22:42] <Coagulator> You wish Xeno!
[22:42] <xenomorph> lol
[22:42] <Tyo> BUT WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH WHY WE SHOULD CONSIDER YOU?
[22:42] <Agrimat> YOU HAVE TO PUT NAILS THROUGH HER EYELIDS SO SHE CAN SEE. SHE ONLY LOSES HER EYES WHEN IT'S OVER.
[22:42] <Faust> hang on, eyelids. Oh yeah. So, did you have the nails in your pocket?
[22:42] <EvryWhereUwa> WAIT, WAIT WAIT...that voice, that voice is not minny mouse.
[22:42] <Tyo> BUT WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH WHY WE SHOULD CONSIDER YOU?
[22:42] <Titokhan> *blow a load in mom's twat, it comes out of argimats mouth, as mom's head is still up argi's ass*
[22:42] <Valstorm> that would be an Agrimuff?
[22:42] <Faust> Something about getting a new knife. He forgot his.
[22:42] <Tyo> Apparently taking Anal from Nova and Val is a good approach Agrimat, you're going to need some help here
[22:42] <Agrimat> THERE'S NOT ENOUGH EVIL IN THIS GUILD.
[22:42] <Kal[io]> Pshaw. Who hasn't pulled out some chick's intestines, tied her up, poked her eyes out with nails and chewed her fingers off!
[22:42] <duvii> Wait ... Doesn't someone have to look at the tattoo on Tyo's ass?
[22:42] <Tyo> I'd start with that
[22:42] <Pig> Because he keeps you warm at night while Tiva is gone?
[22:43] <SUPERNOVA> true
[22:43] <Agrimat> ALL THIS FUCKING PVE.
[22:43] <duvii> Pig, he does sound happier ~
[22:43] <Titokhan> *hands Tyo the spiked boot again* you might need it again soon
[22:43] <Agrimat> AND WHO NEEDS A DAMN KNIFE? BARE HANDS
[22:43] <Faust> So, your goig to uh... turn us into a PvP guild then?
[22:43] <Pig> long thumb nail?
[22:43] <EvryWhereUwa> So, do I have sex with little boys like Agrimat to get into this guild eh..
[22:43] <Tyo> OR Earthshock
[22:43] <Tyo> EIther works;p
[22:43] <Corkorle> You have to Sap Domo's add and wipe the raid to bring some evil out of the PvE agrimat!
[22:43] <duvii> Cork, you waste of oxygen ;p
[22:43] <Nurgling> I vote yes if Agrimat bites the cum bubbles Ynis can blow out her ass.
[22:43] <Feyd> Agri, just bend over
[22:44] *** ChanServ sets mode: +l 53
[22:44] <Corkorle> im not talking though duvii!
[22:44] <Faust> Could we review your 12 step program to make us a PvP guild
[22:44] <duvii> You're breathing my air Cork ;p
[22:44] <Tusc> why we are here?
[22:44] <Corkorle> i dont live in NJ!
[22:44] <Kal[io]> HEDRON YOU HAVE CROSSED THE LINE!
[22:44] <duvii> Isn't someone going to do the Julia Childs voice?
[22:44] <Tyo> KAL, HE IS AGAINST US!
[22:44] <Nurgling> Cast COD on HedroN!
[22:44] <Feyd> O_o;
[22:44] <Zarathos> Challenge him to a duel Kal!
[22:44] <Ivan> lmao
[22:44] <Biral> lol
[22:44] <duvii> Ryann chicken out? ;p
[22:44] <Pig> Hedron found the one shooter that includes HR!
[22:44] <Feyd> I CAST CR4 OS OF ULTIMATE DESTRUCTION!
[22:45] <Faust> I think contestant #2 has run out of steam
[22:45] <duvii> ahahah
[22:45] <Corkorle> gogo nova
[22:45] <Zarathos> wtf was that.
[22:45] <Zarathos> oh..
[22:45] <Pig> sounded like Julia Childs
[22:45] <Valstorm> CR4 OS OF TOTAL MISS EVERYFUCKER YOU AIM FOR
[22:45] <McGilla> Cork's mom
[22:45] <Coagulator> Evil Giggling!!
[22:45] <Faust> Tiva's logged in
[22:45] <Feyd> WHY?
[22:45] <Corkorle> Ynis's Giggle of Death
[22:45] <Feyd> WHY?
[22:45] <Agrimat> BECAUSE...
[22:45] <Agrimat> 3
[22:45] <Agrimat> 2
[22:45] <Agrimat> 1
[22:45] <duvii> rofl
[22:46] <SUPERNOVA> 69
[22:46] <Feyd> 3
[22:46] <duvii> Hot!
[22:46] <Feyd> 2
[22:46] <Titokhan> 256...
[22:46] <Feyd> 1
[22:46] <Mes> 420
[22:46] <Feyd> GOOGLE
[22:46] <lilkreen> 42
[22:46] <Squrf> WAITING
[22:46] <Feyd> GOOGLE FASTER
[22:46] <Coagulator> Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
[22:46] <Agrimat> BECAUSE YOU NEED ME
[22:46] <Faust> He did mention that there's not enough evil.
[22:46] <Titokhan> 1293..
[22:46] <Tyo> LOADING, PLEASE WAIT
[22:46] <Pig> c v
[22:46] <Kal[io]> Agrimat... you had me at hello
[22:46] <Corkorle> Welcome to Norrath Tyo!
[22:46] <Pizdets> if i ever step up im getting drunk on my hell hole
[22:46] <Tusc> you had me at fuck you
[22:46] <duvii> Don't pop the imps!
[22:46] <xenomorph> rap battle iho
[22:46] <Coagulator> Ctrl-Alt-Del -> End Task
[22:46] <Agrimat> THIS GUILD CONTROLS THE GAMES IT PLAYS.
[22:46] <Corkorle> rap battle!
[22:46] <Valstorm> I did my HH with a broken thumb and still owned my keyboard!
[22:46] <Toro> Wheres viper when you need him
[22:46] <TenaciousMike> loot rap?
[22:47] <Pig> oy
[22:47] <Tyo> Hypothetically speaking ... why do we need you if we already control the games we play?
[22:47] <Corkorle> gogo mike
[22:47] <Feyd> RAP BATTLE.
[22:47] <Feyd> RAP BATTLE.
[22:47] <Faust> Ah, but does it play the control game?
[22:47] <Agrimat> IT'S ETERNAL.
[22:47] <duvii> Not rap battle .... Power Ballad Battle. That's all the evil they can handle
[22:47] <Biral> whats eternal
[22:47] <Agrimat> IT'S BEEN FASCINATING TO SEE OTHER WOW GUILDS BREAK UP IN THE FACE OF SHIT
[22:47] <Pig> sad to have that available
[22:47] <Agrimat> KAAOS NEVER FALTERED
[22:47] <Squrf> Boy Band Battle Deathmatch~
[22:47] <McGilla> Opera to the death
[22:47] <Agrimat> IT JUST PICKED UP THE PIECES
[22:47] <Pig> rofl, squrf
[22:47] <Valstorm> V-V-M!
[22:47] <Faust> If you had a face of shit, what would you do?
[22:47] <Toro> VVV
[22:47] <Pig> Evil boy band
[22:48] <duvii> KAAOS ... I need you and you need me! <3
[22:48] <Corkorle> rofl
[22:48] <Borc> Xeno beatmastah
[22:48] <Valstorm> turn that shit off hed1
[22:48] <Corkorle> thats xeno
[22:48] <Pig> sad
[22:48] <xenomorph> me
[22:48] <Coagulator> Duvii you forgot "Love,Mom"
[22:48] <Pig> stab yourself
[22:48] <duvii> Oh yeah, Love, Mom.
[22:48] <Agrimat> YOU NEED MORE PEOPLE WHO ARE LOYAL TO THE GUILD.
[22:48] <duvii> I'd like to apply for Human Resources please.
[22:48] <duvii> I can send my resume.
[22:49] <Feyd> WE DON'T NEED SHIT
[22:49] <Feyd> AND SINCE YOU'VE GOT A FACEFULL
[22:49] <Agrimat> KAAOS NEEDS LOYALTY.
[22:49] <Feyd> PLEASE LEAVE.
[22:49] <Ynis> got enough of that
[22:49] <Agrimat> IT NEEDS DEDICATION
[22:49] <Biral> can this NOT go on forever
[22:49] <Faust> no, kaaos needs money.
[22:49] <Valstorm> IT NEEDS HOOKERS!
[22:49] <duvii> YOU WANT ME ON THAT WALL, YOU NEED ME ON THAT WALL
[22:49] <Faust> no wait... kaaos needs....
[22:49] <Faust> EVEEEEL
[22:50] <TenaciousMike> SPACE MONKIES
[22:50] <Tusc> gong
[22:50] <Tyo> --------------------------- VOTE ----------------------------
[22:50] <Feyd> FUCKING NO.
[22:50] <SUPERNOVA> no
[22:50] <duvii> Cyclops with her fingers up her sons ass !
[22:50] <Toro> fuck no
[22:50] <Tezbiros> no
[22:50] <Hedron> I vote no. That guy is a dork.
[22:50] <xenomorph> NO
[22:50] *** Toro was kicked by Tyo (You don't get to vote)
[22:50] *** Joins: Toro (~toronian@d199-126-216-216.abhsia.telus.net)
[22:50] <Nurgling> lol
[22:50] <Ivan> Toro shut your cum receptacle.
[22:50] <Toro> =/
[22:50] <Faust> let's get back to the godload thing
[22:50] <Titokhan> since when do you vote toro?? ::bitchslap::
[22:50] <Valstorm> NO I can do more with one hand than you can with one fucking eye
[22:50] <McGilla> I like listening to Val better when he is drunk
[22:50] <Toro> yeh yeh
[22:50] <Tusc> hell no
[22:51] <duvii> Faust, I can never look at you the same again~
[22:51] <Kal[io]> Agrimat, just say you do anal and you like the godload... and you're in!
[22:51] <Faust> ::
[22:51] <Valstorm> I'm not working today so I'm sober
[22:51] <duvii> Now that I know what you and your wife do in private :P
[22:51] <Ivan> Yes
[22:51] <Ivan> Only if he blow Kal's mom.
[22:51] <Biral> read every line please hedron
[22:51] <Agrimat> He's married to the godload.
[22:52] <SUPERNOVA> ................
[22:52] *** Hedron was kicked by Tezbiros (Thanks For narrating)
[22:52] <duvii> ahahah
[22:52] <Biral> lol
[22:52] <Ynis> ROFL
[22:52] <McGilla> lol
[22:52] <Pig> ahhhhhhhh
[22:52] <Feyd> Oh snap
[22:52] <Squrf> rolled
[22:52] <Corkorle> hahaha
[22:52] *** Joins: Hedron (~Hedron@69.47.190.135)
[22:52] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Hedron
[22:52] <Zarathos> owned.
[22:52] <Ynis> PWNT
[22:52] <duvii> wtfpwnt
[22:52] <duvii> I saw a yes!
[22:52] <Titokhan> with a condition duv
[22:53] <Valstorm> that was toro it doesnt count
[22:53] <Ynis> lmao
[22:53] <Ynis> FUCK NO
[22:53] <Corkorle> !
[22:53] <Ynis> HE'S OUT!
[22:53] <Kal[io]> Bahahahaha.
[22:53] <duvii> Tyo's just a figurehead!~
[22:53] <Agrimat> Cocksuckers!
[22:53] <xenomorph> tyo is our puppet
[22:53] <Agrimat> Bwa ha ha !
[22:53] <Pig> Hedron is the mouthpiece
[22:53] <Faust> That's Fingers Hed (not figurehead)
[22:53] <Ynis> marbles...out of the mouth!
[22:53] <Agrimat> Hedron is my narrator.
[22:53] <Tusc> that was the absolutely lamest answer I have ever seen as to why we should let him in....i think he should write an essay or some shit
[22:53] <Feyd> One Eyed Agricunt
[22:54] <duvii> Ass cyclops
[22:54] <Valstorm> AGRIMUFF
[22:54] <Ynis> finger lickin ass
[22:54] <EvryWhereUwa> How about...Michael Jackson -_-
[22:54] <Faust> Angermutt
[22:54] <Corkorle> AgayMat !
[22:54] <Ynis> angrimass?
[22:54] <Tyo> COmbine the two, ASSMUFF
[22:54] <Ynis> agrimass
[22:54] <Borc> A Gay Mat
[22:54] <Agrimat> Clever.
[22:54] <Tyo> Borc has a good one!
[22:54] <Corkorle> wtf borc dont copy mine
[22:54] <Pig> Astromutt!
[22:55] <duvii> Astromuff, the latest in merkin technology
[22:55] <Borc> Corkorle, i was just repeating for clarity
[22:55] <Kal[io]> I'm going with: One Eyed Agricunt
[22:55] <Pig> matt
[22:55] <Corkorle> die!
[22:55] <Agrimat> You need Benign here to fit "gay" in to words in more clever ways.
[22:55] <Nurgling> Dr. Buttfingers
[22:55] <Faust> Antideath is a good one.
[22:55] <Pig> Benign knows gay like no other ;p
[22:55] <Agrimat> NO!
[22:55] <Ynis> ouch
[22:55] <Coagulator> Antideath ftw
[22:55] <Corkorle> rofl
[22:55] <duvii> Agrimat Antideath!
[22:55] <Agrimat> ANYTHING BUT THAT!
[22:55] <Agrimat> FUCK YOU!
[22:55] <Faust> Antideath it is
[22:55] <Ynis> ROFL
[22:55] <Agrimat> NO WAY!
[22:55] <Corkorle> Antideath!
[22:55] <Agrimat> BASTARDS!
[22:55] <Ynis> WRONG thing to say
[22:56] <Faust> Antideath's Astromat
[22:56] <Pig> Brits have no humor!
[22:56] <duvii> Antideath is so useless <3 Don't honor her in that way ;p
[22:56] <Berakh> We do, just you yanks can't get it
[22:56] <Ynis> RED DWARF FTW
[22:56] <Ynis> <3 red dwarf!!!!!!!!!
[22:56] <duvii> Sophisticated + PS? Impossible ;p
[22:57] <McGilla> sounds like Val is full of shit
[22:57] <Kal[io]> Annnnnnyhow. What happened to Ryann?
[22:57] <Squrf> bring on Ryann!
[22:57] <Biral> FUCK RYANN
[22:57] <duvii> I think he got scared
[22:57] <Mes> still on google with his 56k
[22:57] <Biral> I'M STEPPING UP
[22:57] <Feyd> Too busy cramming his hand in his own ass
[22:57] <Biral> I'M STEPPING UP
[22:57] <Qwik> we are having hotchat
[22:57] <Kal[io]> Goddamn. Gimp central hell hole tonight ;p
[22:57] <Pig> Squirrel!
[22:57] <duvii> Hey ....
[22:57] <duvii> Ynis for Administrative duties
[22:57] *** Nurgling is now known as DrewGay
[22:57] <Corkorle> hahaha
[22:57] <Tyo> Well, step down
[22:57] <Ivan> lol
[22:57] <Valstorm> YOU HAVNT FINISHED SUCKING YET! STAY DOWN THERE!
[22:57] <Ynis> kiss my (_*_) kal!
[22:57] *** DrewGay is now known as GayDrew
[22:57] <duvii> Agrimat for cyclops rape, and Biral to mow your lawn
[22:58] <Corkorle> ynis can't say ass..boot!
[22:58] *** EvryWhereUwa is now known as EvryWhereUwannaB
[22:58] <GayDrew> Ryann and I are brothers, we have sex. Can we get in KAAOS?
[22:58] <Biral> WHATS THE BEST WAY TO JOIN AN ALLIANCE OF GODS? ELIMINATE ONE MOTHERFUCKING GOD
[22:58] <Feyd> TO THE LEFT, LIKE I HAVE TO FUCKING TELL YOU, MORE SUCTION.
[22:58] <TenaciousMike> Biral is stepping up... and down... he's doing that new aerobic workout.
[22:58] <Faust> Eliminate at your peril, young padawan.
[22:58] <duvii> Omg, you sound like a nerd
[22:58] <Kal[io]> Biral's evil better involve a leaf blower!
[22:58] <Corkorle> and Tacos !
[22:58] <Ynis> BURRITOS!
[22:58] <Feyd> Typing AKA: Cut and Paste
[22:59] <duvii> Or at least a lowrider ;p
[22:59] <Biral> I STEPPED INTO THE HOME AND WALKED TOWARD ROOM 203. ONE OLD LADY AND HER ROOMMATE AWAITED
[22:59] <TenaciousMike> Really Evil Tacos!
[22:59] *** Kal[io] sets mode: +o Pig
[22:59] *** ChanServ sets mode: -o Pig
[22:59] <Qwik> pig rejoin.
[22:59] <Corkorle> Ynis Tacos?
[22:59] <Squrf> oh fuck, another shitty story?
[22:59] *** Quits: Pig (~warpig@cpe-069-132-157-206.carolina.res.rr.com) (Quit: )
[22:59] <Biral> I STEPPED TOWARDS THE OLD WOMAN AND SMIRKED
[22:59] <TenaciousMike> "Did you order Tacos, ma'am?"
[22:59] <Feyd> OH SHIT EVIL SMIRK WTF
[22:59] <Kal[io]> leaf blower!
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[22:59] <Ynis> burritos!
[22:59] <Faust> Let me guess... there was a boy on the other side of the door.
[22:59] <SUPERNOVA> heh
[22:59] <GayDrew> Ryann mom went to work, lets blow off this hellhole and have sex.
[22:59] <Squrf> no.. a girl!
[22:59] <Toro> No no
[22:59] <Feyd> A Cyclops boy
[22:59] <Faust> and you forgot your knife
[22:59] <Toro> He killed the old lady
[23:00] <Biral> I PULLED OUT MY KNIFE (YES I REMEMBERED IT) AND STARTED CARVING UP THE OLD WOMAN
[23:00] <Agrimat> Kill her!
[23:00] <Agrimat> Blood!
[23:00] <Squrf> he brought the knife but forgot the nails
[23:00] <Agrimat> Guts!
[23:00] <Agrimat> Pain!
[23:00] <Feyd> ...
[23:00] <Agrimat> Decapitation!
[23:00] <Kal[io]> TEar her intestines out and tie her up!
[23:00] <TenaciousMike> Did you cut her up into a Taco?
[23:00] <Kal[io]> Oh wait.
[23:00] <Kal[io]> nevermind
[23:00] <Mes> cyclops
[23:00] <Corkorle> Knife is lame. Wheres the fucking leaf blower?!
[23:00] <duvii> I CARVED 'BIRAL + BURRITOS = LOVE' INTO HER FOREHEAD
[23:00] <Corkorle> Leaf blower with knives in it that shoot out !
[23:00] <Pig> We don't need no stinking badges!
[23:00] *** Quits: GayDrew (~nurgling@24.96.141.191) (Quit: )
[23:00] <duvii> He probably chews off her fingers and sticks them up his own ass
[23:00] <Biral> THE ROOMMATE WAS STILL ASLEEP. HIS LIFE WOULD END SOON. FOR NOW I ENJOYED THE DEFILEMENT OF THE WOMANS CORPSE
[23:01] <EvryWhereUwannaB> lol
[23:01] <Tusc> let's just vote no and save the rest of this for the movie
[23:01] <duvii> Under the bed ;p
[23:01] <Kal[io]> Rofl
[23:01] <Coagulator> LMao
[23:01] <Tezbiros> Check the plants
[23:01] <duvii> Cat shit = more evil than Biral
[23:01] <Kal[io]> make it stop... make it stop...
[23:02] <Biral> I PULLED OUT SOME ROPE AND TIED DOWN THE ROOMMATE. HE WOKE WITH A START AND LOOKED INTO MY EYES AND KNEW HIS LIFE WAS SOON OVER.
[23:02] <Faust> at least Tiva cooked em
[23:02] <Toro> Get cork and his dog shit
[23:02] <Agrimat> You don't need rope!
[23:02] <Tusc> why dont you just hang yourself with that rope
[23:02] <TenaciousMike> INSTEAD BIRAL MADE SWEET LOVE TO HIM AND GAVE HIM A TACO
[23:02] <Agrimat> Work with the materials at hand.
[23:02] <Feyd> THACO FOR EVERYONE
[23:02] <duvii> mike, Taco flavored kisses
[23:02] <Biral> I CARVED UP OPEN HIS STOMACH AS HE LAY THERE PLEADING AND PLANTED A BOMB, TIMER FACING HIM SO HE KNEW EXACTLY WHEN HIS LIFE WOULD END
[23:02] <Ivan> rofl
[23:02] <SUPERNOVA> WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[23:02] <Corkorle> rofl!
[23:02] <Squrf> HAHAHAH
[23:02] <TenaciousMike> THERE IS A BOMB ON THE BUS
[23:03] <duvii> rofl
[23:03] <duvii> Roomate, cut the green wire!
[23:03] <Biral> I PULLED BACK OUT THE KNIFE AND STUCK IT IN THE WOMANS HEAD. AS I WALKED OUT I CHECKED THE NAMES ON THE FRONT OF THE ROOM, IN A NURSING HOME
[23:03] <Berakh> But is it set to blow 7 seconds after the timer hits 0?
[23:03] <Tusc> He's shooting at the oil cans!
[23:03] <Agrimat> Fuck. That's where it wa.
[23:03] <Biral> ONE NAME READ "AZMODION"....THE OTHER WAS MY GRANDMOTHER
[23:03] <Agrimat> was.
[23:03] <Toro> ...
[23:03] <Biral> AND THATS THE REAL MOTHERFUCKING REASON AZMO AIN"T HERE
[23:03] <Toro> AZZZMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[23:03] <Tezbiros> Nursing homes have better sucurity than that.
[23:03] <duvii> HAHAHA
[23:03] <TenaciousMike> He's gotta get it somewhere.
[23:03] <duvii> I wouldn't put it past him! He's a manslut
[23:04] *** ChanServ sets mode: +l 52
[23:04] <duvii> Azmo's probably biral's fatehr
[23:04] <Faust> Hed's girlfriend
[23:04] <duvii> Also Biral's grandma?
[23:04] <Pig> sounds like my dad
[23:05] <Faust> And Azmo's uncle
[23:05] <Tusc> stephen hawking on crack
[23:05] <Titokhan> rofl
[23:05] <duvii> So, Biral. What do you put in a burrito to make it evil.
[23:05] <Squrf> COME ON BIRAL
[23:05] <Pig> Bi squirrel
[23:05] <Biral> FUCK THAT
[23:05] <duvii> Ryann = pussy
[23:05] <Feyd> LESS CHEESE, MORE SALSA
[23:05] <Faust> I believe we're getting around to the "why" question again
[23:05] <Mes> *googling*
[23:05] <Agrimat> What happened to Ryann?
[23:06] <Biral> I"M NOT BEING IGNORING BY HEDRON, THE MAN WITH MORE MEXICAN MUSIC THEN MY WHOLE FAMILY ON HIS HD
[23:06] <Pig> ./tap
[23:06] <Tyo> (Techinical issues on Ryann)
[23:06] <Squrf> being ignoring?
[23:06] <Corkorle> Biral is mexican!
[23:06] <duvii> Cork has a poodle!
[23:06] <duvii> fag
[23:06] <Feyd> GREATEST. VAL. LINE. EVER.
[23:06] <Corkorle> Attack dog!
[23:06] <xenomorph> what good is a mexican without music?
[23:06] <Ashrak> *ugly stupid *TOY* poodle
[23:06] <Tezbiros> STAT!
[23:06] <Corkorle> im allergic! ;p
[23:06] <Tusc> donkey shows
[23:07] <Kal[io]> I think Ashrak wants to spew some evil!
[23:07] <TenaciousMike> Music to make Tacos by
[23:07] <Kal[io]> She spoke!
[23:07] <duvii> Ashrak!
[23:07] <Toro> Making nike shoes
[23:07] <Squrf> Ashrak!
[23:07] <Ashrak> Knee jerk response to comments about Cork's ratlike poodle.
[23:07] <Tyo> --------------------------- VOTE ----------------------------
[23:07] <Pig> when he has a worth
[23:07] <xenomorph> biral its the alamo and your the one lose speak up
[23:07] <Tyo> Who cares, he's a minority
[23:07] <Zarathos> rofl
[23:07] <Kal[io]> Rofl
[23:07] <Corkorle> lol
[23:07] <SUPERNOVA> ..................
[23:07] <xenomorph> NO dirty mexicans in KAAOS
[23:07] <TenaciousMike> AFFIRMATIVE ACTION BITCHES
[23:07] <Ivan> lmao
[23:07] <Agrimat> We have to hit our quotas.
[23:08] <Corkorle> 50% Discount on Lawnmowing !
[23:08] <Faust> I, for one, am concerned about his families lack of Music
[23:08] <xenomorph> lol
[23:08] <Zarathos> we getting political? and need to accept 1 minority now in KAAOS ?
[23:08] <duvii> More females~
[23:08] <EvryWhereUwannaB> Bit I thought hedron was black
[23:08] <Toro> They're sexist
[23:08] <Borc> you need more euros in kaaos
[23:08] <Tyo> VOOOTE!
[23:08] <Toro> They can sure as hell be racist
[23:08] <Tezbiros> No
[23:08] <EvryWhereUwannaB> lol
[23:08] <Kal[io]> I vote that the voting process is a sham!
[23:08] <Tusc> I got some concrete i need poured....but alas...no
[23:08] <Agrimat> If he were a black mexican jewish cowboy woman, he'd be in by default.
[23:08] <Valstorm> I VOTE NO, ONCE ONE MEXICAN GETS IN HE'LL LET ALL HIS FRIENDS IN THROUGH THE BACK DOOR
[23:08] <Zarathos> not even worth it.
[23:08] * lilkreen couldn't help but hear this in the background for biral
[23:08] <Pig> Hedron is the blackest person I've ever met
[23:08] <SUPERNOVA> AND NO FUCKING TACOS HELL NO
[23:08] <Faust> Afirmitive action requires us to have one Mex for every 34,291 whities. So... uh... how many we got?
[23:08] <Pig> lol, Val
[23:09] <duvii> His friends will steal Ynis's job
[23:09] <Toro> He's a black rhinocerous
[23:09] <EvryWhereUwannaB> FUCKNUT!
[23:09] <Ynis> FUCK NO
[23:09] <Ynis> BOOT HIM
[23:09] <Pig> rofl
[23:09] <Pig> -5
[23:09] <duvii> Ynis, vote yes on me~
[23:09] <Faust> thinks she's going with that responce 100% now
[23:09] <Ynis> <3 duvii
[23:09] <SUPERNOVA> LMFAO
[23:10] <Pig> hot sauce!
[23:10] <SUPERNOVA> ROFLMFAO
[23:10] <Corkorle> PYNIS!
[23:10] <Ashrak> Ynis laugh ftw
[23:10] <Borc> gigglePynis
[23:10] <duvii> Evil giggle!
[23:10] <Coagulator> MOre Evil G8iggles
[23:10] <Feyd> PYNISSSSSSSSSSSSS
[23:10] <Feyd> GIGGLEPYNIS
[23:10] <Corkorle> Pynis Giggle of Death!
[23:10] <duvii> ROFL
[23:10] <Borc> Ynis is starting to cast Giggle
[23:10] <duvii> ...
[23:10] <Borc> You have been afflicted by Ynis' Giggle
[23:10] <Tyo> No one else?
[23:10] <Ynis> the moment has passed =p
[23:11] <Corkorle> Did somebody boot biral? He hasn't been in here for awhile ;p
[23:11] <TenaciousMike> HELL YEAS, LET'S DO THIS. BRING THE THUNDER, I CAN TAKE IT.
[23:11] <Kal[io]> I'd like to thank you all for making this the worst hell hole ever
[23:11] <Agrimat> Whoo!
[23:11] <Corkorle> rofl!
[23:11] <duvii> And now begins the Hell Hole Livejournal!
[23:11] <Pig> let's call it shit
[23:11] <EvryWhereUwannaB> I like rice.
[23:11] <Tagarr> lol
[23:11] <Agrimat> Someone log this so Azmo doesn't get pissed.
[23:11] <TenaciousMike> WTF? Let the mexican and the bitch have their say?
[23:11] <Faust> Face of shit, actually Pig
[23:11] <Tagarr> Livejournal ftw!
[23:11] <duvii> I have it logged.
[23:11] <duvii> No TS though.
[23:11] <TenaciousMike> CURRENT MOOD: HOMOCIDAL
[23:12] <Ashrak> Myspace whores > Livejournal angst
[23:12] <Kal[io]> Tenamike wants to add to the insult of this hellhole!
[23:12] *** TenaciousMike was kicked by Tezbiros (Please try again later)
[23:12] *** Joins: TenaciousMike (~Tenamike@cpe-065-184-034-199.ec.res.rr.com)
[23:12] <Pig> only one minority/opposite sex per hell hole
[23:12] <Tusc> only one minority group per hellhole
[23:12] <Faust> auto rejoin!
[23:12] <TenaciousMike> GOOD POINT
[23:12] <Faust> check your shoes
[23:12] <Corkorle> rap battle mike
[23:12] <Corkorle> loot rap!
[23:12] <duvii> Corners, under the bed
[23:12] <Ynis> omg do NOT tell him to sing
[23:12] <Ynis> now THAT is evil
[23:12] <Corkorle> rap rap rap!