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Azmodion
05-04-2005, 10:14 PM
*** KalMirage changes topic to " The Hell Hole "
<KalMirage> You lose stats if you are killed by someone dishonorable or above and you have a bounty on yer head
<KingKobra> where we gonna go?... wrong?
<Kaliran> ahhh
<Rips> Whos got keys to the mac shack
<LordSoth> Fuck this lag
<Kaliran> christ this lag does suck nutz
*** Hedron (Hedron@poolf3-017.wwa.com) has joined #kaaos
<satanX666> u lose stats even if u res as a ghost or just when u res with penalties?
<Legion> [Hedron] ...ssssilence... the False Prophet arrives...
*** Legion sets mode: +o Hedron
<Krynal> LOL
<Noquar> Alright, get your dicks out of UO and let's start this motherfucker up!
<SirRellik> LOL...
<Krynal> LMFAO
<KalMirage> Hedron, Inwo Dragon is just asking for you to bash him
<Krynal> you ever that is..
<SirRellik> WHO BE THE WANNABES?
<Krynal> stop dieng in the fucking Tower
<Krynal> LOL
<Tazer> So who was Morlock?
<Hedron> MY DICK'S IN YER POLAR BEAR ASS, NOT UO! WWHHEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
<Rips> Fucking lag roasted my ass
<Rips> Who can res
<Krynal> LOL
[Hedron SOUND]
<Turmoyle> lmao rips
<Krynal> EVIL
<Krynal> EVIL
[Hedron SOUND]
<Kaliran> rofl
<Krynal> EVIL
<Krynal> EVIL
<Tazer> sorry Rips, I tried to heal you, but lag stopped me
<Krynal> EVIL
<Hedron> FUCKING EEEEEEVVVVVIIIIIILLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
*** Malhavok (malhavok@1Cust54.max15.cleveland.oh.ms.uu.net) has joined #kaaos
<Rips> I thought the removed plate/fore damage
<Krynal> LMFAO
<Rips> fire
<KalMirage> Man, where the hell are all the newbs?!
<Malhavok> Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
<Krynal> Mal;>
<SirRellik> :::::FAINTS:::::::
<Tazer> Mal;>
<Rips> now who the fuck has a res scroll
*** KalMirage sets mode: +v satanX666
<Hedron> MALIO, YOU BIG BEAST OF LOVE, TURMOYLE WAS JUST SAYING HE'D LIKE SOME SERVICE <LAUGH/DUCK>
<SirRellik> ITS MAL?
<satanX666> ok for everyone besides kalmirage cause i talked to him earlier i want to join and kal told me to be here at 10 so here i am;P
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<Noquar> lol.
<SirRellik> Rips Ill get ya
<SirRellik> mana is at 23
<Noquar> Did you just gag him Kal ? ;(
<Malhavok> Hahah, look at all you little Opp pussies;>
<SirRellik> give me a couple of mins
<Noquar> or protect'em?
<KalMirage> rofl, I also told you to have some evil ready
<Rips> Rels i snatched a mark scroll from ya
<Hedron> <LAUGHING> AND ALL HE TOLD YOU WAS THAT YOU HAD TO BE HERE?
<Turmoyle> lol hed
<Hedron> SHIT BOY, YOU'RE IN FOR SOME SHIT
<SirRellik> Show yer Ghost
<KingKobra> whose ready to go fuck some whit up
<Malhavok> Hahaha
<KingKobra> shit up too
<Krynal> LMFAO Hed
<SirRellik> OK! kALIRAN DID YOU BRING ME SUM EVIL?????
*** Hedron sets mode: +o Malhavok
<SirRellik> DID YA WUSS?
*** Hedron sets mode: +o Azmodion
<Malhavok> Kaliran!?!? A Kal worshipper?? Fuck that
*** Hedron sets mode: +o Noquar
<satanX666> hhe
<Kaliran> Fuck no!
<Kaliran> ROFL
<satanX666> how many ppl sob got?
*** Hedron sets mode: +o Rips
<Malhavok> "WTF is a SOB?
<Hedron> I VOTE NO ON ANYTHING THAT WORSHIPS KAL
<Kaliran> afk fer sec ;x
<Krynal> Guild in UO
<KalMirage> LMAO! You missed the guy who came in and said, "Hey, so this is Kal Mirage's clan?"
<Malhavok> Slobbin On my Bone. <SOB>
<Turmoyle> I vote no on any number names...same as NWN ;p
<KingKobra> rofl
<Hedron> KAL! LMAO!
<Hedron> TURM <LAUGH> WWHHEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
<KalMirage> Dont worry though, I promptly told him rellik was incharge, even though he was just a figurehead
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<SirRellik> LOL
<Malhavok> RELL1kk
<Turmoyle> rofl
<KingKobra> our newbs should walk around in dresses bowing in front of us
<Malhavok> ;>
<Malhavok> fuck that fag shit
<Hedron> I vote we make all the newbies roll up mules, and spell KAAOS with their dead bodies in front of the SOB grounds
<Azmodion> I vote no on everyfucking body because I fucking feel like it....<BOOOOT>
<KalMirage> lmao!
<Weredrach> to bad we can't change their titles
<Kaliran> ROFLMAL
<Turmoyle> lol
<Malhavok> LMFAO
<Hedron> and they must name the characters "INDEEP, INWO's COUSIN"
<Malhavok> lol
<Krynal> LOL
<KingKobra> rofl
<Malhavok> WHOA! Legion = ITB LEgion?!? Wheeee ;>
<Hedron> hell yes, man!
<SirRellik> LOL...he be the room servant
<Hedron> he's our slave boy ;>
<Weredrach> lmao
<Azmodion> Legion is out Bot Bitch
<Krynal> WHERE DA EVIL?
[Hedron SOUND]
<satanX666> so do u guys gotta vote on me or somtin?
<Malhavok> Swamp the fuckin' floor, ya fuck wad!
<SirRellik> KALIRAN DID YA BRING ME SUM EVIL???
<SirRellik> DID YA???
* Turmoyle boots stain666
<SirRellik> YER GODS ARE WAITING WUSS!
<Kaliran> ROFL
<Kaliran> nope ;P
<KalMirage> Satan, I told you like 25 times that you had to do a bit more than just show up
<Hedron> WWWWWWWHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!! KALIRAN IS FIRST
<Malhavok> stain ;x
*** Noquar has quit IRC (Broken pipe )
<Kaliran> rakes the coals alittle
<Malhavok> Noq was banging his pipe too hard
* Hedron WATCHES KALIRAN TRYING TO DO THAT UO BOWING BLOW JOB THING ON HIMSELF
<KalMirage> lets recruit some sobs to come and be abused
<Malhavok> 'LOL check this out
<Hedron> EVIL!!!!!!!!!
<SirRellik> LOL..yea what elsei is new
* Turmoyle laughs
<Hedron> FUCKING HORNY FOR EVIL!
<Hedron> DEATH!
<Hedron> STRIFE!
<Hedron> BLOOD!
<Malhavok> War Knight "Hey, Pull me in the chat!"
<Hedron> GUTS!
<SirRellik> LOL
<Hedron> mAL! lmao!
<Rips> heh
<Azmodion> LOL
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<SirRellik> Rips hit tab and make yer ghost appear
<Krynal> LMFAO
<KingKobra> lol
<Turmoyle> that's one down
<Kaliran> Ahh, ya ran em of ROFL
<KingKobra> one down
<SirRellik> LOL
<Krynal> NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Hedron> <LAUGHING>
<Rips> cant see me?
<SirRellik> No
<Turmoyle> N E X T
<SirRellik> no i can
<Malhavok> NEXT
* Hedron hitches up his pants proudly, happy that he can still scare Satan
<KalMirage> Actually, he just netsplit, in theory, he'll be back
<KingKobra> SPEW EVIL
<Krynal> kaliran...spill some fucking evil!!!!!
<SirRellik> KALIRAN????
<Malhavok> EVILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
<SirRellik> WHERE IS THE EVIL????
<Malhavok> SAY IT FUCKIN KALWORSHIPPER!
<Hedron> fucking evil!
<Hedron> EVIL@!!!!!!!!!!
<Kaliran> ROFLMAO
<Krynal> LOL
*** satanX666 (cloud532@user-37kb6ei.dialup.mindspring.com) has joined #kaaos
<Hedron> DEATH!
<Hedron> DISEASE!
<Hedron> MUTATION!
<KalMirage> I vote yes because he worships me
<Kaliran> Hell, who said I was joinin?
<Kaliran> ;>
<Hedron> SPLEEN FUCKING!!!!!!!!!
<Kaliran> rofl
<satanX666> hmm...
<satanX666> that was wierd
<Krynal> LAMP BRAKING EVILDAMNIT!!!!!!!!!
<Malhavok> Satan has returned!
<Malhavok> ROFLMAO!
<Turmoyle> If he's in the tower I'm fucking his unlubed pucker
<Hedron> DESTRUCTION!
<Hedron> DEVOLUTION!!!
<Malhavok> PHONE BOOTH DISMEMBERING GOD DAMNIT!!!
<Hedron> BAGS OF PUSS FILLED ENTRAILS!
<SirRellik> oK..RIPS tab..yer ghost
*** Kaliran is now known as Ran
<SirRellik> mana is now up
<Ran> ;p
<KalMirage> lmao!
<Hedron> THAT EVIL TRICK WITH THE CLOTHES PIN, THE BROKEN GLASS, AND THE SMALL CHILD!!!!!!
<Krynal> LMFAO
<satanX666> so u guys gunna vote on me or sumtin?
<Hedron> WWWHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
<KalMirage> lets just invite some random people, gimme a common name to invite here
<Krynal> SPEAK EVIL
<Malhavok> Yea, I'm gonna vote on ya right now
<Malhavok> FUCK NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO
<Azmodion> satan, I vote you take the <BOOOT> up the ass
* Turmoyle reiterates his "no" vote on stain
<Ran> rofl
<Hedron> <laughing>
<Hedron> RELLIKK, MAKE THIS FUCK-DICK SPEW SOME EVIL
<KalMirage> Man, Where is that dumbass Smokey at?
<Krynal> LOL...dont think Satin was told da rules of the HH;>
*** Malhavok is now known as My
<Hedron> HAVE HIM APPROACH YER BONE OR SOMETHING
<My> Bitch
<Krynal> <<<<<<<<<<<<<BOOOOOOOOT>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
<Azmodion> Spew some fucking evil or get the fuck out bio
<Ran> ROFL
<SirRellik> LOL...I think the wuss is ill prepared ta become a God
<Rips> much betta
<KalMirage> lmao
<Rips> thanks
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* Hedron shoves some knowledge into the newbie brains
<SirRellik> KALIRAN...SPEAK YER NOW
<SirRellik> OR BE KILLED ON SIGHT
* Hedron begins pouring fact into Kaliran
*** My is now known as MyCockIsH
<SirRellik> SAY IT WUSS!
<Noquar> FUCKIN DAMNIT!
<satanX666> wtf am i supposed to do?
<Ran> ROFL
*** MyCockIsH is now known as FUCKINGEV
<satanX666> SAY WHAT?
<Ran> after satan falls ;p
* Hedron makes kaliran understand that he must describe a sadistic
<FUCKINGEV> Wellfuck me!!!!
<Hedron> sick fucking scene of death and gore
<FUCKINGEV> DETAILS
<KalMirage> I fucking told you what you had to do at least ten times, you moron
<Hedron> he must regaile us with the details of a horrid bloody scene of torture, evil, and death
*** FUCKINGEV is now known as Malhavok
<satanX666> U SAID I HAD TO MAKE UP A STORY
*** KalMirage is now known as Strappme
<Weredrach> lmao what you didn't right some shit for em hed's?
<Strappme> errr oops!
<Hedron> he must teach us the ways of his evil
<Malhavok> LMFAO!!!
<Hedron> and thus be known
<Ran> LMAO
*** KingKobra is now known as satanX667
<satanX667> hi everyone
<Malhavok> Hi!
*** Strappme is now known as KalMirage
<Ran> ROFLMAO
<Azmodion> Satan, you might as well leave now 'cause there aint no fucking way anyone is voting yes on yer sorry ass
<satanX667> can i bee a god like you
<Krynal> LMFAO
<SirRellik> ROLF! HI??????
<satanX667> who do i have to blow to get in here
<Malhavok> ME

Azmodion
05-04-2005, 10:15 PM
<Malhavok> Start suckin
<Hedron> ROFLMAO!
<Azmodion> LOL, KK....wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
<Hedron> GOD DAMNIT!!!
<Malhavok> O=========================00
<SirRellik> LOL
<Hedron> DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND!?!?!
<satanX667> ;>
*** satanX667 is now known as KingKobra
<Hedron> CONVINCE US OF YOUR EVIL!
<Malhavok> ACK!
<Malhavok> ;x
<Hedron> SHOW US THE DARK DEPRAVITY OF YOUR SOUL
*** Malhavok is now known as ITB
<Hedron> TELL US OF YOUR CONQUESTS, AND THE SICK FUCKING DESTRUCTION YOU WROUGHT
*** ITB is now known as ITBTeddi
<Hedron> OR ELSE SUCK THE FUCKING BOOT.
<satanX666> ;)
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<ITBTeddi> FUCK ME ALL YOU SICK DEMENTED GODS! ;)
<Azmodion> On your fucking knees you pathetic piece of shit and start sucking some evil cock
<KalMirage> lmao, option number two, stanax66, you must worship Malhavok's boil of ultimate evil until you are covered in the pus of the gods
<Krynal> ZLMFAO
*** Hedron sets mode: +o Noquar
<Ran> LMMFAO
<Legion> [Tyo] KAAOS Neuro-mancer.
*** Legion sets mode: +o Tyo
*** KingKobra is now known as NW
<satanX666> who's cock wants to be sucked?
<ITBTeddi> STUFF MY ASS, YOU KAAOS GODS!
*** NW is now known as NWsnowie
*** Hedron is now known as MALHAVOK
*** KalMirage is now known as Hellwrait
<Azmodion> LOL!
<NWsnowie> I've found you all!!
<MALHAVOK> RUB MY BALD SPOT!!!
<SirRellik> LOL
<MALHAVOK> RUB IT!!!!
<Turmoyle> OH GOD! If he starts a group cyber I'm leaving
<MALHAVOK> AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
<Krynal> LOL
<Krynal> LMFAO
<MALHAVOK> MAKE ME SUCK MY OWN FLAME BLADE!!!!!!!!!!!
<MALHAVOK> AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<NWsnowie> I have taken over UO!
<ITBTeddi> LMFAO!!
<satanX666> wheeeee!
<ITBTeddi> I WANT A KAAOS COCK IN MY ASS!!!
<Hellwrait> Vulgarity is a Terms Of Service violation! See keyword TOS now!!
<MALHAVOK> JEEZUS, THIS FUCKING THIS IS GONNA GET CONFUSING
<MALHAVOK> <LMAO>
<ITBTeddi> PLUG ME!
<Krynal> LOL
<NWsnowie> thats a warning teddie
<MALHAVOK> SNOWIE! LMAO!
<NWsnowie> go read keyword TOS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*** MALHAVOK is now known as NWKISHPA
<ITBTeddi> STUFF MY PHAT ASS, AZMODIAN! I LIKE BALD HEADS!
<NWKISHPA> ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME FUNNY?!?!?! YOU LOOKING AT ME FUNNY?!!??!
<Turmoyle> rofl
<NWKISHPA> YER BOOTED!
<Hellwrait> Snowie, my love, vome here and give me some ass loving with that big fat strapon!
<ITBTeddi> LMGFAO!!!
* satanX666 GRABS TYO'S DICK AND SHOVES IT UP DIRRELLIK'S ASS!
<SirRellik> LOL
<Ran> LMAO
<NWKISHPA> <laugh>
<NWKISHPA> WWHHHEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
<ITBTeddi> HOLY FUCK! Who is logging this!
<satanX666> ;)
<NWsnowie> My flabby tits can hang so low i can stuff them in my ass
*** NWKISHPA is now known as Hedron
<Hedron> NOW THAT'S THE SHIT
<ITBTeddi> ROFLMAO!
<Turmoyle> rofl
*** ITBTeddi is now known as ITBSkorp
<Azmodion> Fucking wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
<ITBSkorp> Teddi, you slut!!!
<Hedron> MAKE TYO FUCK THE GUILD MASTER, THAT'S ALWAYS A GOOD WAY TO GET IN!!! LMAO!!!!
<Azmodion> who needed their ass stuffed? ;pp
*** Hellwrait is now known as KingKobra
<Azmodion> Teddi/Skorp?
<Hedron> WWWWWWWHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<ITBSkorp> Back to the kitchen bitch!
<Azmodion> FUCKING WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
* satanX666 FUCKS EVERYONE IN ROOM UP THE ASS 1 AT A TIME
<ITBSkorp> Ummmm...No
*** ITBSkorp is now known as Malhavok
<Rips> Satanwuss do you have an anal fixation
*** NWsnowie sets mode: -o KingKobra
*** Turmoyle is now known as ITBDamien
*** KingKobra was kicked by NWsnowie (NWsnowie )
*** KingKobra (KalMirage@44.mercerville-01.nj.dial-access.att.net) has joined #kaaos
<Malhavok> Well that was fun :>
<ITBDamien> FUCK ME FUCK ME
<Hedron> I'M NOT DEAD! I'M NOT DEAD!!!
*** Legion sets mode: +o KingKobra
<ITBDamien> You're all fags with aids
<Azmodion> LMFAO!
<Ran> LMAO
<Rips> lets see you rimjob yerself
<Hedron> NOO!!! UH, HE HACKED, NO I HACKED!
<NWsnowie> I WARNED YOU!!!
*** KingKobra is now known as KalMirage
<satanX666> LOL
<Hedron> NO WAIT, HE HACKED MY HACKING HACK!
<Hedron> WAIT!
<Azmodion> ok, who the fuck is who?......
*** ITBDamien is now known as Turmoyle
<Azmodion> just tell me where to point my cock!
<Hedron> hmmm
<Malhavok> I am still waiting for some fucking EVIL.
*** NWsnowie is now known as KingKobra
<Hedron> fucking thing won't let me change my nick
<Krynal> lol
<SirRellik> KALIRAN????
<KalMirage> Rofl
<Azmodion> God damn Rod of Onan needs polishing...
*** Hedron is now known as Neur0s1s
<Ran> waiting on the susan
<Neur0s1s> i'm back!
<satanX666> SOMEON GET A HOE IN HERE
<Neur0s1s> i'm not dead!
<Malhavok> ROFL!
<Neur0s1s> xylina???
<Azmodion> somebody better get ta suckin quick
*** KalMirage is now known as ITBVain
<Neur0s1s> xylina....??? where are you?
<SirRellik> IS THERE ANY EVIL IN YER WORTHLESS CORPSE?
<KingKobra> lmfao
<Neur0s1s> it's dark in here....
<Malhavok> Where is Xylina?!? SUCK HIS DEAD DICK

Azmodion
05-04-2005, 10:15 PM
<Azmodion> LMFAO!!
<Neur0s1s> ENC! ENC!
<Azmodion> LOL!
<Neur0s1s> Xylina... baby cakes? did you really let Kal fuck you?
<KingKobra> aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!
*** KingKobra is now known as Xylina
<Weredrach> lmao
<ITBVain> lmao!
<Xylina> OH !! neuro
<Neur0s1s> oh XYLINA!!!!! RUB YOUR FLAT CHEST ON ME!!!
*** ITBVain is now known as KalMirage
<Xylina> -RUNS TRIPPING OVER SELF-
<Azmodion> LMMFGDAO!
<Turmoyle> rofl!
<satanX666> Hold on i'll call the bitch we can stick a knife up her pussy
<Neur0s1s> RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUB IT, AND I'LL WEAR MY NUN COSTUME!
<satanX666> lol
<Neur0s1s> <LAUGHING> SATAN IS GETTING THE HANG OF IT
<Xylina> NONO
<Malhavok> Yeap, he is
<satanX666> thnx now fuck me up the as
<satanX666> ass
<Neur0s1s> <PICKS XYLINA UP BY THE MOUTH WITH MY COCK>
<satanX666> rofl
<Malhavok> Heya Satanfuck...speak to us your EVIL
<Neur0s1s> <WATCHES HER SLIP OFF THE 1 INCHER REPEATEDLY>
<Ran> LMAO
<Azmodion> fuck me in the goat ass!
<Turmoyle> satan wants to play altar boy
<Azmodion> fuck me in the goat ass!
<Azmodion> fuck me in the goat ass!
<Azmodion> fuck me in the goat ass!
<Azmodion> fuck me in the goat ass!
<Azmodion> fuck me in the goat ass!
<Azmodion> fuck me in the goat ass!
<Azmodion> fuck me in the goat ass!
<Azmodion> fuck me in the goat ass!
<Azmodion> fuck me in the goat ass!
<Krynal> LMFAO
<Malhavok> Ummm...no
*** Neur0s1s is now known as Hedron
<Xylina> OH YES NEURO
<Xylina> YOUR SO LARGE
<satanX666> heh
<Malhavok> LOL
<Azmodion> fuck me in the goat ass!
<Xylina> PUT IT IN MY ASS
*** KalMirage is now known as FrytzGryn
*** Noquar sets mode: -oooo Legion FrytzGryn Azmodion Krynal
* FrytzGryn fucks Azmodion's goat
<SirRellik> LOL
* Hedron puts a compressor hose up Xylina's ass
* Hedron blows xlyina up like a balloon
<Malhavok> ROFLMAO!
<Turmoyle> rofl
<Hedron> Man, if she farts, we are in for some shit.
<Azmodion> LOL
<Ran> HEH!
<Weredrach> lmfao
<Krynal> Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee
<Noquar> lmao!
<Legion> op me cos i'm lame!
<Noquar> What the fuck
<Ran> ROFLMAO!
*** Turmoyle sets mode: +o Legion
<Noquar> ok legion ;p
*** Xylina is now known as KingKobra
<Krynal> LMFAO
*** Legion sets mode: +o FrytzGryn
*** Weredrach sets mode: +o Azmodion
<Azmodion> op me cos i'm lame!
<Azmodion> op me cos i'm lame!
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<Azmodion> op me cos i'm lame!
<Azmodion> op me cos i'm lame!
<Azmodion> op me cos i'm lame!
<Azmodion> op me cos i'm lame!
<Hedron> OK GOD DAMNIT!
*** KingKobra (amendola@max1-39.america.net) has joined #kaaos
<satanX666> my Evil is bad as in the depths of hell seeping deep in ur mind burning the very soul u have and pulling apart every part of ur puny little fucking body as u scream for help i sit and giggle
<Hedron> MAKE THE NEWBIES ROLL WITH SOME FUCKING EVIL!!!!
<Hedron> YOU GOD DAMN FUCKING PUKE BOYS
* satanX666 GIGGLE
<Azmodion> LOL.....giggle?
<KingKobra> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!
<Azmodion> BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
*** FrytzGryn is now known as KalMirage
<satanX666> hahah
<Ran> ROFL
<KingKobra> GIGGLE!!!!
<satanX666> heh
<Azmodion> BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
<SirRellik> WHO SPONSERED THIS WUSS????
<Malhavok> WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE! <Giggling is not evil tho!>
<Krynal> giggle?
<Krynal> LMFAO
<Malhavok> No wait...!!!!
<satanX666> ;P
*** Legion sets mode: +o KingKobra
<Malhavok> I think he said GURGLING...!!!
<Azmodion> Whoever sponsored this wuss is booted too!
* Hedron translates "I like to giggle... it makes me feel all oogaly"
<Malhavok> Suck my cock some more to be sure
<Turmoyle> lol
<Weredrach> musta been hed's he sponsors everybody
<Malhavok> ROFLMAO!
<Krynal> LOL HED
<Hedron> FUCK NO I DIDN'T SPONSOR HIM
<Hedron> SATAN, STOP FUCKING GIGGLING AND GET EVIL, YOU LITTLE BITCH!
<Malhavok> My dick is rockhard for some fucking evil...and I get THIS shit.
<Weredrach> lol
<Hedron> THE FUCKING OVER LORD OF HELL, AND THE BEST HE CAN DO IS GIGGLE?
<satanX666> giggleing makes me get the funny feeling in my dick like i get while i fuck u up the ass
<Ran> " Imagines a scene wherein the young susan, sitting byhimself, giggling, begins to play withhimself"
<Krynal> AND US FUCKING CAPS
<KingKobra> lmfao hed
<Hedron> <LAUGHING>
<Azmodion> Only time you should be gigling is when Hedron shoves his 2 inches up in ya
<Hedron> RAN IS A NWNer?
<satanX666> rofl
<Malhavok> LOL AZMO!
<Ran> was ;P
<Krynal> yea
<Krynal> He was a SUSAN
<KingKobra> yes
<Ran> FUCK NO I WANT!
<Ran> wasnt too ;P
<satanX666> Azmodion. i giggle then too
* Malhavok let's everyone know RAN was 'Lev1athon'.
<KingKobra> he was sol abysss

Azmodion
05-04-2005, 10:16 PM
<Turmoyle> rofl
<Hedron> 2 INCHES? YOU FUCKING PUKE, THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAID WHEN I STRAPPED THAT GOAT TO THE TIP OF MY DICK, AND PUT 30 FEET OF IT IN YER GUT FROM BEHIND
<Azmodion> LOL
<Hedron> YOU LITTLE COCK SMOKE
<Ran> Not soul either you fucks ;p
<Weredrach> lamo
<Azmodion> LOL
<Krynal> LOL
<satanX666> LOL
* Hedron GIVES RAN THE "SUSAN" TEST - ASKS A RIDDLE
<Malhavok> My dick itches.
*** Turmoyle is now known as DirkDigle
<KalMirage> lmao
*** DirkDigle is now known as DirkDiglr
<Weredrach> musta been a night masky
* Hedron SAYS "YOU'RE IN A WAR WITH KAAOS, THEY BEAT YOU 14 TO 1 IN QUAD MATCHES... ARE YOU WINNING OR LOSING?"
* Malhavok kindles the Flameblade.
<SirRellik> lol Hed
<Malhavok> LMMFAO!!!!
<Ran> rofl
<Weredrach> LMFAO
*** DirkDiglr is now known as Turmoyle
<Rips> LOL in Orlando we got a pic og a satan and an ITB hanging with a dude wearing clip on ferrets on his cock
<Rips> wanna put it on the web page
<Weredrach> and one was a fluke...god damn slay
<Malhavok> ROFLFLAMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Krynal> SUSAN RIDDLE OR RYM...IF HACK COULD HACK HOW MUCH COULD A HACK HACK IF A HACK COULD HACK???
<Hedron> WHAT THE FUCK, MAN.... THAT'S SICK
* satanX666 says "why don't we all go to the torture chamber and share some pain with a needle through the dick!
* Malhavok tells Ripper he better send me that shit!!!
<Rips> Mal I sent it to WK for scanning
<Hedron> SATAN, START SPEWING EVIL, AND DON'T STOP FOR THE NEXT 3 MINUTES, OR YOU ARE IN EMMINENT REACH OF THE BOOT
<Malhavok> AWESOME Rips
<Malhavok> Ran, what was yer SATAN character?
<Ran> Wasnt satan
<Azmodion> This fucker already eats da boot
<Malhavok> What the fuck were ya?
<satanX666> haha i fuck the mothers and slich a blade through anything i can see
<Ran> BDA
<Turmoyle> I haven't met a fucking SATAN yet that will admit to it
<Azmodion> BDA?...LMFAO!!!!
<Krynal> lol turm
<Azmodion> BOOOOOOOT!
<Ran> heh ;>
<Ran> woohooo:P
<Malhavok> BDA? Better than SATAN at least...
<satanX666> i eat the boot with sugar on top and then i burn it down in my stomach
<Weredrach> what the fuck is a BDA
<Turmoyle> Were you The R1ddler's bitch?
<Hedron> SATAN, DON'T YOU FUCKING STOP, YOU FUCKER! <sounds like I'm making him suck my dick or something>
<satanX666> by the way kalmirage was the one who told me to come
<Ran> ROFLMAO!
<Krynal> LOL HEDDIE
* Malhavok stuffs the Flameblade in satan666's mouth so he shuts the fuck up.
<Azmodion> LOL
<SirRellik> LOL!!!!
<Weredrach> LMAO
<satanX666> I AM SUCKING UR DICK HEDRON
<Malhavok> ROFLMFAO!!
<Krynal> LMFAO
<Hedron> ok, that's it.
<satanX666> AND I LIKE THE TASTE OF UR SPERM
<Weredrach> ROFL
<Krynal> ROFL
<KalMirage> Bitch, dont rat me out, I dont wanna be responsible for your lameness
<Hedron> FUCKING BOOT!
<Turmoyle> LMMFAO!
<Malhavok> No, that's mine. Can't u tell when u gag?
<Hedron> FUCKING BOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!1
<SirRellik> LOL
<Hedron> KAL, WHERE'D YOU GET THIS SHIT?!?!
<SirRellik> ******************VOTE****************
<Hedron> THE VOTE IS HEREBY CANCELLED!!!!
<Legion> <BOOOOOOOOT!>
<satanX666> I WENT TO THE HELLHOLE PAGE AND E-MAILED HIM
<Hedron> THERE WILL BE NO FUCKING VOTE!!!!!!!
<Azmodion> LOL, what ass did you pull this shit out of Kal?
* Malhavok watches Heddy enjoying the knob-job, then tries to 'act cool' and kicks off satan666.
<Krynal> BOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT TTTTTTTT
*** Legion sets mode: +b *!*cloud532@*.dialup.mindspring.com
<Azmodion> BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
<Hedron> BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH BOOT!@!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
<Tazer> boot
*** satanX666 was kicked by Legion (Legion )
<Ran> ROFL
<Krynal> LMFAO
<SirRellik> LOL
<Weredrach> lmfao
<Azmodion> LOL!
* Hedron FUCKINGS BOOTS THIS ASS SO FAR OUT THAT I COULDN'T REACH HIM WITH MY DICK.
<SirRellik> Damn good slavye that legion
<Krynal> ROFLLMFAO
<SirRellik> er slave
* Hedron CONFIRMS THAT THAT IS A LONG FUCKING SITE FURTHER THAN ANY OF YOUR DICKS REACH.
<Weredrach> HEH!
<SirRellik> Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
<KingKobra> he really sucked
* Malhavok notes the 'Slayve' worship from Rellik. ;>
<SirRellik> LOL
<KingKobra> the worst i've seen
<Ran> rofl
<Krynal> NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!
<Azmodion> Let's see if ran can follow the simple directions
<KalMirage> Slayve was a pussy ;>
*** KingKobra sets mode: +o Azmodion
<Malhavok> Ran, did you bring us something EVIL, bitch???
<Azmodion> Spew some fucking EVIL Ran, and don't you fucking stop for nothing you piece of shit
*** KingKobra sets mode: +o Krynal
<SirRellik> EVIL RAN!!!
<Rips> where does one buy a clip-on-cock-ferret
<Hedron> DID YOU BRING SOME FUCKING EVIL!?!?!?!?!?!
<SirRellik> EVIL!!!!
<Hedron> EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIILLLLLL LLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
<Hedron> MAKE SOMETHING HURT AND DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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<warknight> fucking wheeeeeeeeeee
<Hedron> MAKE IT BLEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Hedron SOUND]
<Malhavok> RAN, I want something so evil, I'll stop cumming TOMORROW.
<SirRellik> War!!!
<Krynal> WK
<Azmodion> Show me yer evil biotch...or eat da BOOT!

Azmodion
05-04-2005, 10:16 PM
<Malhavok> Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
<Rips> WK send the ferret shot to Mal for web page
<Hedron> MAKE EVERYTHING DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Hedron> MAKE FUCKING WAR KNIGHT DIE FOR NOT KNOWING WHAT THE FUCK IRC IS
<Hedron> <LAUGHING>
*** SirRellik sets mode: +o warknight
<Hedron> WWWWWHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<warknight> sup bios
<KalMirage> War, you loe wuss ;>
<Ran> Quivering, shaking, but yet smiling at what he has done
<Krynal> LMFAO HED
<Weredrach> WHEEEEEEEEEE!
* Malhavok bitch slaps WK for showin' up late!
<Malhavok> <g>
<warknight> btw let me say that you all suck
<Noquar> brb
<KingKobra> heyas WK
[Hedron SOUND]
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<Hedron> RAN, SPILL THAT EVIL AND DON'T STOP
<KalMirage> I have a message from satanxxx : tell them bye and they can all suck my hairy balls
<Turmoyle> WK put me on that fucking bash mailstring
<Hedron> IF YOU FUCKING STOP, YOU DIE
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<Ran> licking his lips to taste the blood that covers him, he reflects on the past events
<Malhavok> Yea, what did you do? Take a good shit?
<Krynal> LOL KAL
<Weredrach> LOL
<Malhavok> Hmmmmmm...
<KalMirage> lmao, he said he is gona go join sob now
* KalMirage dies laughing
<warknight> Turm you are on the string, I just havent sent anything yet
<Krynal> LMFAO
<SirRellik> ROFL!!!
<Krynal> ROFL
<Malhavok> LESS REFLECTING, MORE KILLING
<Krynal> WK.....
<Hedron> THINK OF IT LIKE THIS, FUCKER, YER EVIL SAYING IS LIKE RUNNING IN FRONT OF 30 FIRE BALLS
<Azmodion> oh yea I feel real fucking evil...I'm coloring with my kids while my wife is at da store ;pp
<Ran> Images of the young couple
<Hedron> AS LONG AS YOU KEEP GOING, YOU'LL LIVE
<Krynal> put me on the bash string;>
<Turmoyle> SOB will give him a council position
<Malhavok> LOL AZMO
<warknight> got yas Kry
<Malhavok> Are you using the red crayons?
<Krynal> THX WK:>
<Azmodion> I hope you all lost yer erection now ;pp
<Krynal> AZMO>>>>
<Ran> throws away the red crayons if he could find the fuckers
<Noquar> Actually...
<Krynal> you want on the Bash String?
<Malhavok> Hahaha
<warknight> Azmo.. that could be evil... depends on what your coloring and what your using to color
<Hedron> KALIRAN, DO AN EVIL SAYING WHERE YOU KILL AZMO'S KIDS AS THE COLOR
<Azmodion> lol
<Hedron> THAT'S WHAT I WANNA HEAR
* Malhavok wishes RAN would get to some fucking EVIL.
<Krynal> LOL
<SirRellik> IN DETAIL!!!!
<Weredrach> Put me on the damn bash string ;p
<KingKobra> wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
<Turmoyle> it all depends on what body part you choose to store the crayons in when you're done
<Ran> Sneaking behind the 2, (azmos kids)
<KingKobra> lmfao turm
* Hedron would like ANYONE to understand that if they stop typing the evil even for a second, then they suck.
*** Weredrach sets mode: +o Azmodion
<KingKobra> the shinbone can hold a few
*** Weredrach sets mode: +o Noquar
<Turmoyle> lol
<Krynal> AND USE CAPS DAMNIT
* Hedron would also like these newbies to stop pausing and reading the reaction, and to just fucking SAY THE GOD DAMN EVIL!
<KingKobra> skulls are tough cuz they are unlike weebles
<Malhavok> OK Ran, let's try you for another position within KAAOS...
<Malhavok> How's yer polishing skills?
<warknight> for the record I want to vote no now
<Ran> REALIZES THAT THE CRAYON WOULD JUST GRAND IN THERE LITTLE FUCKING EYES
<Krynal> LOL MAL
<Weredrach> LMAO WK
*** warknight is now known as Warknight
<Rips> WK did you get those shot i sent yas
<KingKobra> wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
<Malhavok> Crayon in the eyes.
<Malhavok> Oh stop
<Malhavok> I'm scared.
<Ran> GRABBING THE FIRST LITTLE BASTARD RUNNNING THE CRAYON ACROSS HIS LIPS
<Malhavok> <shiver>
<Warknight> Yeah Rips I just been too busy at work to scan them yet
<Ran> HE dropps to the floor and remebers his first trip to the candy store
<Malhavok> STICK A FUCKING RAZOR BLADE IN IT!!!
<Hedron> KILL THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Noquar> I'm feeling...tyrannical..:gives himself points for big word:
<Azmodion> God Dammit, I'm missing the evil crayon story!
<Hedron> KKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL TTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!1
<KingKobra> i sense some homosexual undertones in that last one
<Ran> ROFL
<Turmoyle> he shoves their dicks in the crayon sharpener that comes on the box of 64
<Krynal> LMFAO
<Rips> I kinew this kid....
<Malhavok> PUT A RAZOR IN THAT FUCKING CRAYON!!!!!!!!!!
<Hedron> FUCKING KILL THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Noquar> lol
<Rips> we forced him to smoke a red crayon in a bong
<Noquar> He's putting makeup on his dollie
<Hedron> YOU'RE STOPPING TO READ AGAIN, AREN'T YOU KALIRAN?!?!
<Malhavok> ROFL Turm!
<Rips> and it made his gums bleed
<Ran> POKING THE LITTLE FUCKING CTAYON IN THERE EYES
<Azmodion> fuck me in the goat ass!
<Azmodion> fuck me in the goat ass!
<Azmodion> fuck me in the goat ass!
<Hedron> DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT WE ARE THE FIREBALLS, AND THAT WHEN YOU STOP, WE CRASH INTO YER ASS?!
<Azmodion> fuck me in the goat ass!
<Ran> CRAYON AT THAT
<Azmodion> fuck me in the goat ass!
<Hedron> YOU STUPID FUCK?!?!?!
<Warknight> *clears throat
<Turmoyle> taking the dried blood he molds a new color...AZMORANGE
<Krynal> LOL
<Ran> HE POPS PUT THE EYE AND SHOW IT TO HIS FRIEND
<Hedron> KILL THE LITTLE FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!
<KingKobra> lmfao
<Ran> THE CHILD RUNS SCREAKING
<KingKobra> AZmorange
<Malhavok> Screaking

Azmodion
05-04-2005, 10:17 PM
<Malhavok> Screaking?
<Ran> BUT BEEING THE AVID HUNTER
<Warknight> RAN YOU SORRY SACK OF CUM STAINED WHORE CLOTH... SPEW THE FUCKING EVIL ALREADY AND QUIT
<Azmodion> Turmafuckingreen
* Hedron chants "KILL AZMO'S KIDS!"
<Turmoyle> rofl
* Hedron chants "KILL AZMO'S KIDS!"
<Krynal> ILL GIVE YOU # GUESS EWHAT HEDDIE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT:>
* Hedron chants "KILL AZMO'S KIDS!"
* Hedron chants "KILL AZMO'S KIDS!"
<Krynal> 3
* Hedron chants "KILL AZMO'S KIDS!"
* Hedron chants "KILL AZMO'S KIDS!"
<Warknight> REFLECTING BACK TO YOUR GAY ENCOUNTER WITH YOUR DAD AT THE CANDY STORE
<Malhavok> LMFAO
<Krynal> LOL
<Azmodion> fucking wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
<Ran> HE HURLS THE MIGHTY RED CRAYON ACCUARRTLEY INTO THE LITTLE BOYS BACK
<Azmodion> I'm reaching for the axe
<Malhavok> ROFL! Death by Red Crayon!
<Azmodion> LOL
* Hedron chants "KILL AZMO'S KIDS!"
* Hedron chants "KILL AZMO'S KIDS!"
* Hedron chants "KILL AZMO'S KIDS!"
<Ran> SCEAMING IN TERROR THE LITTLE BOY DROPS TO THE GROUNDD TO REMOVE THE PROJECTILE
<KingKobra> GRAPHIC VIOLENCE PLEASE
* Malhavok likes the Crayon death, but wants GRAPHIC DETAILS.
<Ran> BUT ONLY TO PLUNGE IT DEEPER INTO HIS SPINE
<Hedron> <laughing> <azmo quickly turns off the monitor as his wife comes home> Oh, they were just joking, dear.
<Malhavok> wheeeeeeeeeeee
*** Noquar sets mode: -ooo Azmodion Hedron KalMirage
<SirRellik> lol
* Turmoyle tires of this story and pilfers the crayons to make a wax mold of his dick as a new years present for his wife
<Malhavok> LOL Hed
*** Noquar sets mode: -ooo KingKobra Legion Malhavok
*** Noquar sets mode: -ooo Rips Sang-eat SirRellik
*** Noquar sets mode: -ooo Tazer Turmoyle Tyo
<Krynal> LMFAO HEDDIE
<Ran> SENSING HIS FEAR I STAND OVER TOP OF HIM PICK HIM UP BY HIS HAIR
<KingKobra> lmfao
<Malhavok> LOL Noq ;p
*** Noquar sets mode: -o Weredrach
*** Noquar sets mode: -o Warknight
<Malhavok> LOL Turm
*** Noquar sets mode: -o Krynal
<Noquar> Suck my god damn takeover bitches!
<Hedron> <laughing>
<Malhavok> FUCKING WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Hedron> EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Krynal> LOL
<Ran> GRASPING FIRMLY AROUND THE NECK I BEGIN TO SQUEEZEM< WATCHIN GTHE EYES SLWO:Y BULDGE UNTIL BLOD SEEPS THRU THEM
<Malhavok> WORSHIP THE TAKEOVER!!!!!!
<Hedron> YER FUCKING DISTRACTING ME FROM THE EVIL, NOQU! <LMAO>
<Legion> op me cos i'm lame!
<Hedron> RAN IS ACTUALLY CATCHING ON
* Hedron chants "KILL AZMO'S KIDS!"
<Malhavok> FINALLY SOME BLOOD!!!
* Hedron chants "KILL AZMO'S KIDS!"
* Hedron chants "KILL AZMO'S KIDS!"
<Ran> SLOWLY I SUCK THE BLOOD OUT OF THE CORNER OF HIS EYES
<Turmoyle> rofl
<Malhavok> wheeeeeeeeeeeee!
<Krynal> LMFAO
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<Legion> op me cos i'm lame!
<Legion> op me cos i'm lame!
<Ran> UNTIL THEY EACH POP NICLEY INTO MY MOUTH
<KalMirage> op legion so it shuts up
<Ran> THE TASTE BE DIVINE I SHREIK
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<Noquar> LMAO
<Hedron> YES!!!!!
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<Hedron> SUCK THE EYES OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Hedron> LMAO!!!!!
*** Noquar sets mode: +b *!*@ptp-120.cport.com
<Noquar> THAT BITCH!
<Hedron> WWWWWWHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEE!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* Turmoyle pictures Ran using one of those swirly kiddie straws to gulp vitreous from the eyesocket of Azmo's kids
<Hedron> SOME ACTUAL EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Legion> op me cos i'm lame!
<Ran> DROPPING THE LITTLE AZMO JUINOR TO HIS FEER
<Malhavok> ROFLMAO!
*** Legion was kicked by Noquar (Noquar )
* Hedron WATCHES RAN SUCK THE EYES OUT OF AZMO'S KIDS
<Krynal> LOL
* Malhavok notes his stiffy is slowly twitching, at the sound of some evil.
<KalMirage> leave the bot alone, dickfuck
<Ran> I WALK BACK TO THE OTHER AND TAKE MY RED CRAYON, OH MY BELOVED RED CRAYON
<Ran> AND SLICE OPEN THIS ONES GUTS
* Warknight thinks that this Ran may show some promise yet but still will vote no
<Hedron> FUCK HIM UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Noquar> Deal with it bitch.
<Hedron> FUCK THAT LITTLE PUKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Malhavok> WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
<Krynal> LOL WK
<Hedron> WWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!
[Hedron SOUND]
<Krynal> LMFAO HED
<Hedron> FUCKING KILL THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
<Hedron> MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHASDDHFASDHFALKSDJFHALKHF!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Azmodion> By the way Ran.....you know yer in fer the ass fucking of yer life ;>
<Hedron> <JIZZING ALL OVER THE KEYBOARD> KILL 'EM!!!!!!!! KILL 'EM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Ran> GRASPING AT THE HEART FIRMLY I PULL ONE TIME QUICK ENUFF TO TSHOW THE LITTLE FUCK HIS LAST FEW BEATS
* Malhavok thinks Hed is cumming on his monitor.
<Turmoyle> rofl
<Hedron> KILL THE LITTLE BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Azmodion> LOL
<SirRellik> LOL
* Hedron chants "KILL AZMO'S KIDS!"
* Hedron chants "KILL AZMO'S KIDS!"
* Hedron chants "KILL AZMO'S KIDS!"
<Hedron> MASDUFDSAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!
* Turmoyle wonders if Azmo is ACTUALLY taking notes
<Hedron> YES!!!!!!!!!!! SUCK THE HELL HOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Malhavok> Hmmmmm....0 for the overused Heart Ripping, but a 9 for the Crayon Killin'.
<Ran> THEN SHOVE MY HEAD INTO HIS GUTS TO SEE WHAT IT LIKES LIKE THRU THE EYES OF A CHILD
<Malhavok> ROFL!!!
<Hedron> AND A 9 FOR SUCKING THE EYEBALLS OUT WITH HIS MOUTH
<Krynal> LOL
<SirRellik> Theres a new one
<Turmoyle> wheeee! Hannibal flashback moment
<Ran> PUSHING MY WAY THRU THE BODY TOWARDS THEE NECK
<Hedron> LMAO!!!!!!!!!!
<Hedron> HE'S FUCKING PUTTING AZMO'S KIDS ON LIKE A BODY SUIT!!!!!!!!1
<Ran> LICKING AND SUCKING AS I GO
<Hedron> HAHAHAHA!
<Weredrach> What NO Abortions and shit?
* Malhavok digs that 'through the eyes of a child' shit!!
<Azmodion> <little do they know Azmo has enough evil left in his cock to make another 50 kids look just like the last ones>
<Turmoyle> lol
<Ran> GOD THE BOYZ ARE SMALL
<Hedron> AZMO1!!! LMGDMFAO!!!!!!1
<Hedron> AHAHAHA!
<Krynal> LOL AZMO
<Malhavok> Like father like sons ;>
<Hedron> KICK THAT ASS, RAN!!!!!!!!
<Noquar> SO I REACHED DOWN, RAN SAID, AND FELT THEIR LITTLE PECKERS!
<Hedron> WWWWWWWHHHHEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!1
<Ran> FINALLY AS HE REACHES THE TOP THE CRANIUM CRACKS TO LET MY HEAD THRU PUSHING THE BRAINDS OUT
<Azmodion> LOL Mal....{S dicksucker
<Malhavok> HAhaha
<Ran> THE EARS AD NOSE
<Turmoyle> it'd be cool if the mom came home and made Azmo eat her out wearing her son's exterior
<Ran> WEARING THIS MASK OF DEATH
<Hedron> <grinning>
<Malhavok> LMFAO TURM!!
<Ran> I WALK OVER TO THE OTHER LITTLE SUCK WHOS STILL BREATHING
<Krynal> WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
* Hedron watches ran push brains and blood out of a child's ears by shoving his head into the skull through the neck
* Hedron is pleased.
<Ran> I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME BOY
<SirRellik> LOL....Can't turn em off now
<Azmodion> LOL
<Weredrach> lmao
<Malhavok> SPEAK ITTT!!!!!!!
<Noquar> That'd be one fucked up kiddie porn
<Krynal> I THINK RAN IS GETTING INTO THIS:>

Azmodion
05-04-2005, 10:18 PM
<Malhavok> EVILL!!!!
<Ran> TO BAD YOU CANT SEE MY NEW MASK
<Malhavok> YES! SADISTIC TORMENT!!
<Hedron> SAY THAT FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Ran> FLIPPING THE BOY OVER
<Hedron> SAY THAT FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Turmoyle> Azmo, lock your doors tonight
* Malhavok sprouts.
<Hedron> TURM! LMAO!
<Ran> HE TAKES HIS LITTE FAVORITE CRAYON AND BEGINS TO SLICE THE BACK OPEN
<Azmodion> LOL Turm
* Hedron starts lifting the desk with his chubbie
<Noquar> SHARPEN HIS PECKER WITH THE BOX! PLAY CRAYONDARTS! SOMETHING!
* Warknight thinks that Ran is definatly showing some evili
* Hedron chants "KILL AZMO'S KIDS!"
* Hedron chants "KILL AZMO'S KIDS!"
<Ran> ONCE THE BACK IS OPEN HE UNLACES THE SHOES OF EACH BOY AND TAKES THE SHOELACES
* Hedron chants "KILL AZMO'S KIDS!"
* Hedron chants "KILL AZMO'S KIDS!"
* Hedron chants "KILL AZMO'S KIDS!"
* Hedron chants "KILL AZMO'S KIDS!"
* Hedron chants "KILL AZMO'S KIDS!"
<Malhavok> Filet'ed with a crayon. ouchie ;x
[Hedron SOUND]
<Ran> TAKING THE SHOELACES HE TIES THE BOYYZ SKIN AOURND FORM HIS BACK TO THE FRONT OF HIS CHEST
<Malhavok> Ran, yer a little TOO Much into this young boy shit. Did you hang at the MEN4MEN rooms on AOL, bitch?
<Hedron> What are the fucking chances, man.
<Hedron> a decent evil saying the first time out in UO
<Hedron> Mal! LMAO!
<Ran> }EXPOSING THE MUSCLE
<Hedron> <laughing> nice line.
<Ran> HE BEGINS SLICING EACH LITTLE TENDON
<Noquar> Men4kidsincreamylatex
* Turmoyle has a wife that wants to get fucked by his new wax woody
* Hedron exposes his muscle.
<Warknight> Mal I think he was in the Men4boys room
* Malhavok recalls seeing RAN in the PedofilesRUs chats on AOL.
<Krynal> LOL MAL
<Ran> EACH LITTLE MUSCLE AND WATCHES THEM SNAP OUTA PLACE
<Malhavok> RAN!!! I got yer fucking KAAOS SURNAME BITCH!
<Hedron> <LMAO!!!>
<Ran> ROFL FUCKERS!@
<Hedron> WWWWWHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Turmoyle> No coincidence that Ran's name is at the top of every NAMBLA newsletter
<Azmodion> LOL
<KingKobra> Little Boy Toucher
* Malhavok states RAN's surname will be "KAAOS GOD - NAMBLA Division"
<SirRellik> VOTE!!!!!!!
<Hedron> SPILL THE SURNAME
<Hedron> LMAO!!!!!!!!1
<Turmoyle> lol
<Krynal> WHEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
* Hedron votes YES.
<Weredrach> LMAO
* Turmoyle votes sure
<SirRellik> ***************************VOTE******************* ***********
<Krynal> YES
<Azmodion> BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT...............cause I always vote ta boot ;>
* Warknight nods in agreement but still votes no
* Hedron votes YES again, cause he's a cheating fuck.
<Hedron> WK! LMAO!
<KingKobra> YES
<Weredrach> YES he already KNows to much ;p
* Malhavok is still jerking off over the red crayon death, but votes a quick 'Yes'.
<Ran> ROFLMAO!
<Malhavok> lol Were
<Hedron> <LMAO!>
<Turmoyle> heh
* Tyo votes NO. FUCKER SNOOK UP ON THE KIDS.
<Azmodion> I vote we boot da bitch who booted da Bot
<Noquar> I vote we have the next bash in Azmo's kids room just to see if Ran does it.
<Warknight> <shrug> I always vote no... cept on the Arks cuss they promised live nude dancers
<Azmodion> LOL
<Krynal> lmfao noq
<Ran> heh!
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<Weredrach> Bt he has ta change names already to mant damn Kal's
* Hedron notices that Sang is eating out the pussy that has been secretly growing between sang's legs for a year
<Noquar> Boot that bitch!
<KalMirage> I vote yes if he posts about raping some sobs with crayons on the boards ;>
<Malhavok> Yea, no shit WK
<Azmodion> LOL Noq....ya faggot ;pp
<Ran> ROFL
<Malhavok> LOL Kal
<Tyo> Not a bad KGFS task Kal ;>
<Malhavok> Yea...crayon that Mordavion guy in his dick hole
<Hedron> <lol!>
<Malhavok> Here's yer KAAOS KATHETER bitch
<KalMirage> No way, get inwo dragon, I'm not done with abusing Mordavian ;>
<Azmodion> There better be a whole lot of crayon fuckin goin on if he wants ta make it past KGFS
* Warknight laughs
<Hedron> Ran's first question "Uh, Mordavion? How old are you? I just wanna know if I'm gonna enjoy this."
<KalMirage> lol
<Turmoyle> rofl
<Ran> ROFL
<Malhavok> ROFLMAO
<Noquar> Ran's new motto.
<Noquar> Old enough to pee, old enough for me.
<Malhavok> "Mordavion, do you have any children"?? <That'll work> ;>
* Hedron thinks Ran's surname should be "Toys R Us"
<Krynal> LOL
<Ran> ROFLMMFAO!!
<Turmoyle> Little Tykes
<KingKobra> i gotta key to their forge yesterday
<Ran> bastards :P
<Malhavok> RAN - The NAMBLA God.
<Azmodion> LOL
<Hedron> OK, I'LL ASK GOD DAMNIT! WHAT THE FUCK IS NAMBLA?!
*** Ran is now known as NAMBLA
<Malhavok> LOL!
<NAMBLA> eh?
<Malhavok> ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
<Turmoyle> North American Man Boy Love Association
<Azmodion> LOL
<Malhavok> WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
<Azmodion> Turm would know ;pp
<Krynal> LMFAO
<Weredrach> HEH!
<Turmoyle> ROFL
* Hedron WONDERS HEAVILY HOW ALL THESE FUCKERS KNEW EXACTLY WHAT THAT MEANT
<Turmoyle> Never miss a meeting ;p
*** NAMBLA is now known as CRAYONDEA
<Warknight> I wont even ask how or why yall know that
<Azmodion> Turm's not only a client, he's the president ;>
<Malhavok> Turm is a charter member. He gets discounts on all the latest young ass ;>
<Turmoyle> LOL
<Noquar> Azmo, do you have that special relationship with your kids?
<Krynal> LMFAO
*** CRAYONDEA is now known as Ran
<Malhavok> LOL NOQ!
<Azmodion> LOL Noq
* Hedron QUICKLY CHANGES HIS LICENSE BIRTH YEAR FROM '71 TO 1915, JUST TO BE EXTRA FUCKING SAFE
<Azmodion> not anymore..
<Ran> ROFL
<Azmodion> they told old for me now <g>
<SirRellik> LOL
<Turmoyle> I believe children can make responsible adult decisions by the age of 3
<Ran> HEH!
<Noquar> "C'mere boy! We got some "sharing" to do!"
<Weredrach> LMAO
<Azmodion> LOL Turm!
<Malhavok> No way Heddy...he was eyeballin' that ass!
<Noquar> I bet you jerked off with your kids dirty diapers, Az ;(
<Malhavok> ROFL TURM!
<Hedron> RAN, DO YOU GET ALL EXCITED WHEN THEY HAVE THOSE NEWS STORIES WHERE LIKE QUINTUPLETS ARE BORN AND SHIT?
<KingKobra> lmfao
<Ran> ROFL
<Hedron> TURM! LMAO!
<Azmodion> God damn Nurg, I never thought of that...
<Malhavok> LOL Hed
<Azmodion> but now that you mention it..
<Ran> lol
<Azmodion> it's starting to turn me on ;>
<Malhavok> ROFL!!
<Hedron> LMAO!
[Hedron SOUND]
<Hedron> SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUCKIT!
* Malhavok notes there's something sick and wrong about that!
*** Warknight is now known as WarKnight
<Azmodion> Er, I ment Noq...
* Hedron notes that Malhavok is smiling.
<Azmodion> I was so excited I forgot who I was talking too ;pp
<Noquar> Ran'll start his own fertility clinic just so he can test out his own creations afterwards
*** Malhavok is now known as LittleJoh
<LittleJoh> FUCK ME
<Ran> ROFL
<WarKnight> Nurg would want to eat the shit when your done Azmo
<LittleJoh> Daddy??
<Azmodion> LMFAO!

Azmodion
05-04-2005, 10:18 PM
*** Hedron is now known as TommyTemp
<Turmoyle> DADDY'S HOME!
*** TommyTemp is now known as TmmyTmptr
*** Turmoyle is now known as TinyTim
<TmmyTmptr> Oh ran, I've got a nice hairless little butt for you.
*** TinyTim is now known as Turmoyle
*** Ran is now known as MrRogers
<LittleJoh> Anyone have an all day sucker, pwease? :>
*** TmmyTmptr is now known as Hedron
<Hedron> OK, THAT'S IT
<Hedron> NO MORE OF THAT SHIT
<Turmoyle> lol
<MrRogers> Its a beautiful day..
<LittleJoh> I want some candy!!
<Noquar> You know, some of you are taking this kid fucking a little to close to home ;p
<Hedron> I'M MUCH TOO MUCH OF AN IN-CHARACTER TYPE ROLE PLAYER TO BE PLAYING A LITTLE BOY ABOUT TO BE FUCKED BY KALIRAN
*** LittleJoh is now known as Malhavok
* WarKnight wonders if KAAOS took a wrong turn
<Azmodion> Since this is changing from da Hell Hole to the "I'm a little faggot hear me roar" room...
<Turmoyle> rofl
<Malhavok> LOL
<MrRogers> sdfsdf
<Hedron> wk! lol!
<Malhavok> Hey Rells...
<Azmodion> Yer GOD takes his leave....until da wife gets home and can take over da womanly duties ;pp
<MrRogers> shit I cant change my fuckin nick ;p
<SirRellik> Yo?
* WarKnight thinks that maybe he needs to find a new guild if the
<Malhavok> WK wants a GM spot. Wanna boot Ego?
* Turmoyle wonders about some of the childhood memories stirring in little KAAOS minds
<Malhavok> 'er AGM spot
<SirRellik> LOL
* WarKnight "new" KAAOS is like this
<Weredrach> leave rell's alone..he's mac'n ;p
<Hedron> <laughing>
<Malhavok> I don't think Ego would mind.
<Malhavok> <grin>
* MrRogers slaps MrRogers around a bit with a large trout
* Hedron laughs at WK, who seems to have forgotten that he fucked StrappMe.
<Krynal> LOL just called Ego..lil fucker aint home
<Malhavok> ROFLMAO!!
<SirRellik> ROFL! Hed!
<Azmodion> hasta bios
<SirRellik> Cyas Az
<WarKnight> <smirk> yep I fucked her with MD
<Turmoyle> rofl...I vote no simply so I don't have to listen to Ego whine about having to get a new job AND losing AGM
<Weredrach> cya's az
<Azmodion> I be back in about 2 hours ;pp
<Tazer> Later Az
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<WarKnight> and I am evil enuff to admit it and be proud of it
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<Malhavok> Me too...i'll see you bitches later. Good Hole tonight ;>
<Hedron> Yaas.
*** MrRogers is now known as Rann
<Malhavok> Somebody send me the UO CD. <smirks>
<Hedron> Ran, nice evil saying, ya fucking bitch.
<SirRellik> LOL
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<Rann> Heh ;P
<Rann> LAMO
<Malhavok> EWWWWWWWWWW
<Weredrach> all right someone break out with that god daMN TRAINING HUT KEY!!!!
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