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Kal Mirage
03-27-2004, 01:32 AM
Fuck the motherfucking river.


03-27-2004, 08:52 AM
White water rafting rocks!

Kal Mirage
03-28-2004, 04:30 AM
Fuck rafting. The only river worth knowing is the cocksucking fifth card in poker.

03-28-2004, 08:19 AM
Climb down out of the tree house, leave your cigarette-sneaking, card playing little buddies behind (cock sucking 5th card, eh? You guys slob each other's stiffies when you draw 5? WTF game is THAT!?!)... get out of doors and do something cool...

Time to take off your Life's little pansy-ass training wheels.

War Knight
03-28-2004, 09:45 AM
Kal is right, the river does suck... suck the money right out of your pocket and into some moron's pocket that never should have been in before the flop with his 7,2 off suit.

03-29-2004, 09:15 AM
Good to see you fish playing Hold Em..I look forward to seeing you guys in some Vegas Tourneys soon.

03-30-2004, 08:50 PM
Ya, ya, ya...I usually ignore you wusslettes, but I can't pass up a good "bad beat" whine. I've played semi-pro for about 12 years now. Bring a big stack, or sit on the porch.


P.S. For the record, I still have some of WK's money from a Vegas bash where he made the mistake of asking for lessons. Tuition is OH so expensive.

War Knight
03-31-2004, 01:59 AM
I don't recall playing against you in poker Turm. Actually, I think you played pai-gow or whatever it was most of the time.

03-31-2004, 08:49 AM
I have been playing as a second job for 11 years now in local and semi local Hold Em tournies. I get to go to vegas for work 3 times a year, I usually play at the Mirage. I may run across some of you guys there I am sure, others, I am playing in the Tidewater of VA area.

03-31-2004, 09:33 AM
I'm actually going to just a friendly poker game this weekend with some friends. Like most n00bs, I thought that the poker championships they televised this year were cool and have been meaning to give it a run. As far as I know, though, no one experienced is in on the game. Hopefully I don't crash and burn too bad. ;)


03-31-2004, 03:59 PM
Ahhh.. Good Ol' Pai Gow.. the Vegas Locals Key to drinking for next to nothing!

Push! Push! Crown and 7 Please. Push Push.. Crown and 7 Push Push Crown and 7.

Could drink for hours on 20 bucks.

04-01-2004, 08:42 AM
Love and Hate that game, I push push push, get bored, and start playing the bonus all the time, and end up losing...FU Carribian Stud, 3 card Poker, and Let it Ride...cash drains.

04-01-2004, 09:29 AM
Any of you tards live in MA?

I'm in a regular game every other week. We can always use fresh money.

War Knight
04-01-2004, 11:19 AM
Carribean Stud is a fucked up game. Only way I have seen to win at it is to stay in on every hand.... and even that requires a ton of luck.

Let It Ride is a fun game though. Money sink, yes. But hella fun. Almost won 96k off a hand once. Got the straight instead of the royal flush though. Still a nice payout.