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Hedron
03-22-2004, 03:18 PM
Anyone feel like pulling together a "template" that we can use for custom sigs on message boards that includes KAAOS? So not every sig has to be the same, more like a little graphic thing that goes on the left 15% of the sig or something that says KAAOS and whatever you want on the rest?

I think it would be cool.


Please. Nothing fucking gigantic. I hate gigantic sigs. I'm talking sleek and streamlined and cool.


Hed

Sul Morthos
03-22-2004, 04:32 PM
I am sure there are a number of people here that can write a quickie script to nightly batch the website stats and create a .png.

If not...let me know.

Valstorm
03-22-2004, 06:44 PM
I can put a badass looking one together for you, not exactly sure what you want though, more details plz

Valstorm
03-22-2004, 08:41 PM
I dont know if this is what you wanted? Just an example really, took about 15mins in photoshop.

http://www.planetsideimages.com/uploads/KAAOS_sig_example01.gif

Let me know if you want it tweeking. or something else entirely different.
I've attached a finished version as my sig for an example, let me know what you think.

Blayloc
03-22-2004, 10:02 PM
Looks nice.. but can read the "KAAOS" so defeatst he purpose.


Needs to stand out more.



:)

Rann
03-22-2004, 10:28 PM
Show us what you can do Sul.

Sul Morthos
03-23-2004, 12:42 AM
I don't wanna fuck with the images...I can write the script that snags it from the DB and creates the .png files though.

I take it you are grabbing the stats off Dice or PSG and sticking em in MySQL?

Hedron
03-23-2004, 01:08 AM
uh... something more evil. Work in the KAAOS skull.

Xenomorph
03-23-2004, 09:43 AM
Hed I will have your kick ass sigs soon, I already came up with a idea and started working on it. It will be something to the effect of 3 skulls on each side of KAAOS on fire.

Hedron
03-23-2004, 10:14 AM
More detail: Here's what I was thinking. Think "minimal skin" so something almost bullet-sleek in terms of being really compact.

Something not square would rule too. So how about the KAAOS skull on the left in miniature, with a transparent background, so it's not a square-cut sig - the whole thing would have a transparent background.

IF you've never seen the KAAOS skull, it's here at the top:

http://www.kaaos.com/planetside/


There should be 3 elements:

1) The KAAOS Skull
2) "KAAOS" in text
3) Room for the player name
4) Room for the player title
5) Bullet sleek (no more than 4 text lines high... preferably 3
6) Not square - use transparent background
7) Chaotic evil and twisted feel to it, so


Below is a real shitty total piece of crap example of a rough layout. The lame ass fuck stain smiley would be the kaaos skull, the dashes would be some kind of whispy fog, and the font in the words would be cooler.


--------- ---- ---------------
:twisted: K A A O S
----- -------- Hedron ------ The False Prophet




--------- ---- ---------------
:twisted: K A A O S
----- -------- Azmodion ------ God of Misery



--------- ---- ---------------
:twisted: K A A O S
----- -------- Tusc ------ The Blind God



So like this... except not lame... and much better... and different... and cooler... yah... so not like this at all.


Hed

Xenomorph
03-23-2004, 12:05 PM
After I finish with my skull I'll link it and let everyone decide if they want to stay with the old one or mine.

Sul Morthos
03-23-2004, 12:19 PM
Bah, I misunderstood....we just want a graphic. I thought we were looking to incorporate PS stats (or otherwise) into a sig to replace the PSG and Dicepoint sigs everyone uses.

Azmodion
03-23-2004, 12:26 PM
Fuck yer PS stats, the PS stats in sigs are fucking gay for your information. Stop being a tool and cluttering up the boards with gay PS stats in your sig ;p

Hedron
03-23-2004, 12:26 PM
Well, it would be cool if we had game-specific sigs that did that. I guarantee we'd start a trend by having "branded" game stats. That's a good idea too.

Azmodion
03-23-2004, 12:31 PM
Oh yea, and take the chinese fisherfucks and shove them up your ass Xeno, yer making my eyes bleed every time I have to scroll past one of yer posts. WTF is it with all you fucking chimps and your 10 page graphical sigs. Something small, something unobtrusive, something not completely fucking lame is fine, but for fuck's sake, stop looking like a flaming fucktard.

Tezbiros
03-23-2004, 12:47 PM
Yea! And whats with all the stupid quotes at the bottom of the posts? What is the point?

Player

SilentFrost
03-23-2004, 01:09 PM
a cool sig would be nice.

Tezbiros
03-23-2004, 01:15 PM
Too Artsy. Not enough EVIL.

Sul Morthos
03-23-2004, 02:15 PM
Azmo, some of us cannot claim KAAOS in our sigs, regardless of wearing a tag in-game, so what would you rather us have in our sigs?

Sul Morthos
- Blow me Azmo!

That works better than my gay ass PS graphic ;P

But on graphical sigs, the smaller the better...but honestly who DOES give a fuck? Maybe on other boards it would be cool, but linking it here is basically pointless.

Hedron
03-23-2004, 02:27 PM
I agree. Not enough evil, and too tall. Not steamlined enough.

Valstorm
03-23-2004, 02:28 PM
K Hed I'll make some varied sigs along those lines, I want to see what sully's skull looks like first though, maybe we can use it.

Xenomorph
03-23-2004, 03:16 PM
http://www.xenomorphs.net/img/KAAOSsig.jpg



Ok here is a rough draft fucks, if you like it as is then all I have to do is add your fucking name and title.

Hedron
03-23-2004, 03:18 PM
The red glow is cool.


Still too tall.


2 to 3 lines of text = streamlined

6 to 8 = fat and sloppy and annoying to people who have to see it 6 times in the same thread.

Xenomorph
03-23-2004, 03:21 PM
resizeing it is not a issue, just want some feedback on if its the look everyone wants, because if so when me and silent start remakeing KAAOS.com thats the look I'll go with.

Tezbiros
03-23-2004, 03:28 PM
It is missing something to balance the upper left hand corner. A water mark of some sort the started in that corner and faded out along the entire pic would help tie everything in.

You fuckers are going to make me install Photoshop.

Hedron
03-23-2004, 03:29 PM
The art on the skulls is interesting, but not as polished as the traditional KAAOS skull in terms of depth and shading complexity. These new skulls are kind of line-art-esque. The symbolism is different too... it looks kind of like a pile of victims, whereas the old skull is like the face of KAAOS. Also, the way the old skull comes out of the darkness has a supernatural feel to it that's pretty fucking cool.

Sul Morthos
03-23-2004, 03:37 PM
Round one. Not satisfied with the fonts...and now that I have this on a black background, I need to tone down the red border.

Was going for something simple...a few lines of text, and small. And yes, God of Sigs is a joke (needed God of something there to figure out layout), so pull your panties back out of your twat and just tear the image apart, not what it fucking says ;P

http://bicefamily.com/gfb/test.jpg

Azmodion
03-23-2004, 03:40 PM
Silent, change the font of Kaaos to something along the lines of Xeno's and make it KAAOS (case fucktard). Remove the "killing as an organized sport" (it's not needed). Move the KAAOS to the bottom of the skull. Put the person's name/title/saying (whatever) in the space "Kaaos" and "killing as an organized sport" currently occupies but put it vertically. Example:

SilentFrost
War Rains from Above

Lose the borders and lose the gay red shit on the right side. If it was more transperant like Xeno's it would be better but that may not be necessary.

Anyway, start from there and see where it takes us.

Azmodion
03-23-2004, 03:43 PM
Sul, looks pretty good. Might not work so well for people with multiple titles/sayings/whatever as the KAAOS will be too blocked out. But looks good otherwise. I agree about the borders.

Xenomorph
03-23-2004, 03:47 PM
Working on resizing it, and redoing it to add the KAAOS skull.

Hedron
03-23-2004, 03:47 PM
Sul, that's what I'm talking about in terms of size. I think the KAAOS font is a little too bubble-like.

Again, I think a sig that comes out of the page - as-in outlined elements rather than inside of a box - would be cooler. Kill the red border entirely, and have the red in the background fade out to nothing. Make it float.

Hed

Sul Morthos
03-23-2004, 03:53 PM
Hed - I worked on that, but on potential boards where the background is lighter, it will turn out shitty.

If we are tailoring toward this board, or a particular background color...easy deal.

Valstorm
03-23-2004, 04:00 PM
Gifs and fading transparency doesnt work too well, very hard to do it right because you have a limited amount of colours, I fuckin hate gifs. I'm liking your latest sig though sul

Corkorle
03-23-2004, 04:02 PM
That one sul made makes me feel wet.

Sul Morthos
03-23-2004, 04:10 PM
Just remember Cork...

Wipe your mangina front to back.

Xenomorph
03-23-2004, 04:26 PM
Still need to resize it abit but I did add the KAAOS skull and moved mine over

Rann
03-23-2004, 04:27 PM
test

http://www.kaaos.com/sigs/rannsig.jpg

Xenomorph
03-23-2004, 04:29 PM
Rann call me fucker, need to get macromedia off you agian.

Hedron
03-23-2004, 04:29 PM
Sul - thinking about your sig pic. Maybe shrink it just a tad more vertically. Feel free to spread it horizontally a bit if you want.

The KAAOS font might be cooler if it had a bit of this white fire effect done in this graphic:


http://kaaos.com/phpBB2/templates/subBlack/images/logo_phpBB.gif


Although I still thing it's a little too rounded and bubble-like. I also like the faster fade from red to black.

Hed

Sul Morthos
03-23-2004, 04:34 PM
Anyone know the name of the KAAOS font used in the title graphic? Out of the few I had at work, the one I used was the closest.

And yea, that was one of the things I did not like about the way it turned out...the bevel was a bit much on the KAAOS title.

Rann's ain't bad...diver down! OK not really...but is similar.

Tusc
03-23-2004, 04:36 PM
Feel free to spread it horizontally a bit if you want.


ok...now bend over....a little to the left please

Azmodion
03-23-2004, 04:42 PM
Xeno - Smaller and loose your gay skulls (keep the KAAOS skull) they don't add anything KAAOS to the sig.

Rann - Nice. The skull looks better on a black border, change it to black. Also, you might want to toy around with switching the skull/KAAOS to the left side.

Rann
03-23-2004, 04:50 PM
an_test2

http://www.kaaos.com/sigs/rannsig.jpg

Rann
03-23-2004, 04:51 PM
yeah was fucking with transparency, it is a bitch.

Rann
03-23-2004, 04:59 PM
an_test3
http://www.kaaos.com/sigs/rannsigalignleft.jpg


http://www.kaaos.com/sigs/rannsigalignright.jpg

http://www.kaaos.com/sigs/rannsigoverlay.jpg

Sul Morthos
03-23-2004, 05:22 PM
Alright...

round # 1 was:

http://bicefamily.com/gfb/test.jpg

Which morphed into:

http://bicefamily.com/gfb/test2.jpg

I like this one of Rann's the most...just lose the "Killing as an Organized Sport"

http://www.kaaos.com/sigs/rannsigalignleft.jpg

Rann
03-23-2004, 05:32 PM
an_test4
http://www.kaaos.com/sigs/rannsigalignleft.jpg

http://www.kaaos.com/sigs/rannsigalignright.jpg

http://www.kaaos.com/sigs/rannsigoverlay.jpg

http://www.kaaos.com/sigs/rannsighedron.jpg

http://www.kaaos.com/sigs/rannsighedron2.jpg

http://www.kaaos.com/sigs/rannsigbordertest.jpg

Hedron
03-23-2004, 05:42 PM
Yah, these are definitely the best shots at it so far:

http://www.kaaos.com/sigs/rannsigalignleft.jpg


http://bicefamily.com/gfb/test2.jpg


The second one is cool because it's smaller, but the skull is getting stepped on. I know we're running out of real-estate to keep it vertically small. That's why I suggested wider.

Sul Morthos
03-23-2004, 05:52 PM
Acronym swapped to other side...with and without border so I can see what it looks like on a dark background.

Still like Rann's font better, I just don't have it.

http://bicefamily.com/gfb/test3.jpg

http://bicefamily.com/gfb/test3a.jpg

Rann
03-23-2004, 05:58 PM
an_test353
http://www.kaaos.com/sigs/rannsig.jpg

Rann
03-23-2004, 06:02 PM
serpentine bold is the name of the font, ill dig it up later.

Off to work

Rann
03-23-2004, 06:08 PM
BTW, the border is good. It will help define it more on non-black boards.

Sul Morthos
03-23-2004, 06:21 PM
Yap, added back the border for some small definition, snagged the font.

#4

http://bicefamily.com/gfb/test4.jpg

I am actually pretty happy with this one.

Tyo
03-23-2004, 07:39 PM
Morthus-

Try out your original with the new font. However, I do like the old NWN font, it carries with it the weight and history that is an integral part of KAAOS.

http://bicefamily.com/gfb/test.jpg

Also, although it is a lot of wording, many of us like to include just how LONG we've been KAAOS'ers, could we see some mockups that include dates?

Maybe one phrase that is on all sigs signifying age. Perhaps "KAAOS 1996", or simply '96. In your other image,

http://bicefamily.com/gfb/test3a.jpg

what about putting the date above KAAOS? Or KAAOS above with date below?

Valstorm
03-23-2004, 08:05 PM
I've just done a few quick mess arounds with a rocky texture. When I think of KAAOS, I always think about the longetivity, rock kind of holds that symbolism of history, anyway see what you think. I added some blood splats to it aswell to give it a more evil persona.

http://www.planetsideimages.com/uploads/1080090291_KAAOS_sig_example02.gif
http://www.planetsideimages.com/uploads/KAAOS_sig_example03.gif
http://www.planetsideimages.com/uploads/KAAOS_sig_example04.gif

If anybody wants to take the rocky KAAOS skull or the text there is a larger unedited version here (http://www.planetsideimages.com/uploads/KAAOS_sig_example05.gif)

Rann
03-23-2004, 09:11 PM
That skull, val, on the disc or whatever is pretty freakin nice. gonna have to jerk that ;p

Caedis
03-23-2004, 10:13 PM
I win at sigs.

http://www.planetsideimages.com/uploads/kaaos.gif

Only problem is this might not look good as a transparent gif.

Caedis
03-23-2004, 10:14 PM
Argh. Figures I didn't get a black background. If it were tansparent...

http://www.planetsideimages.com/uploads/kaaos.gif

Sul Morthos
03-23-2004, 10:46 PM
Darken behind your "suckit" and that would work.

Blayloc
03-23-2004, 11:13 PM
anyone have psd's of these and a font lsit?



Those look kick ass.

Valstorm
03-24-2004, 02:21 AM
I'll post the psd's some other time, too tired to mess around with webspace atm.

Xenomorph
03-24-2004, 10:43 AM
Here is mine useing ranns style

Azmodion
03-24-2004, 01:17 PM
You gimps are starting to get the idea. Most are too big still. You want to convey KAAOS but you don't want it to be obtrusive. Big ass sigs and sig attachments (graphics & whatnot) that are as big or bigger than your actual post are fucking gay. Suggestions:

Shrink down the fonts.

I liked Sul’s “#4” in that the “title” was in red rather than white. I also think “KAAOS” should be in red rather than white.

Shrink the skull even more if needed. May not be needed but a 10% reduction may help.

I would suggest that the target size you go for should be approximately 33% shorter in length (that’s 67% of the current length for you math flunkies ;p) than the one Orbis put up and as tall or up to 25% taller than the one Orbis put up…. Or another comparison would be Sul’s #4, 45% shorter and as tall or up to 30% taller. The length may be ok if you stick with the height of Sul #4; this was just a suggestion to see how it looks even smaller.

Also I would suggest toying with this: put the skull on the left side and KAAOS on the top right corner. Offset the right and left side so that the middle is lower with the name/title and whatnot (first try having the 1st line in the sig even with the bottom of the skull while using a 3 line sig then move it up 1 line and test). If you have a transparent background it would look better offset than if you weren’t running a transparent background.

Try making one transparent and 1 non-transparent. If this thing goes anywhere we can make a transparent and non-transparent sig for everyone and upload them to kaaos.com. When they post they can then choose which one they will use based on the forum background.

Azmodion
03-24-2004, 01:37 PM
BTW, the offset idea is just that, an idea. It may look like shit but it will move it away from a blocky sig. Hed is right in that it needs to be streamlined so out rather than up is better. Val, your latest one is good but still too big, simply shrink it between 25 – 50%.

Also Val, what font are you using for the “KAAOS”?

Valstorm
03-24-2004, 01:56 PM
It's a custom font, doesnt come with windows.

Vinque Font (http://www.1001fonts.com/fonts/win/ttf/38/vinque.zip)

Valstorm
03-24-2004, 02:01 PM
I'm still having probs converting my sig to a transparent version.
Even using the max colour bit depth I can with the gif format I'm still having to run some clipping paths around the outlines.

I HATE GIF!

Hedron
03-24-2004, 02:49 PM
We need a sig for KAAOS affiliates versus KGFS versus full members, if everyone wants to sig up.

Nurgling will be by later to piss on all of you who do not understand the difference. :twisted:

Nurg
03-24-2004, 05:54 PM
Nurgling will be by later to piss on all of you who do not understand the difference. :twisted:
Nah, I won't. Have fun coloring.

Corkorle
03-24-2004, 06:19 PM
Nurgling too busy playing WoW to come by :p

Blayloc
03-24-2004, 07:46 PM
Your all getting banned if you don't post some fucking PSD's for us Graphically challenged.

Valstorm
03-24-2004, 11:12 PM
Here's the PSD file...

PSD (http://www.planetsideimages.com/uploads/1080187858_fag.jpg)

Caedis
03-25-2004, 01:20 AM
I don't think this will ever be transparent.

http://www.planetsideimages.com/uploads/kaaos2.gif

Caedis
03-25-2004, 01:47 AM
This is what it would look like as a transparent gif. Transparent gifs suck. If you want a transparent gif, you also get a crappy sig.

http://www.planetsideimages.com/uploads/test.gif

Rann
03-25-2004, 08:06 AM
http://www.kaaos.com/sigs/sigtemplate.png

There fag0r

Sul Morthos
03-25-2004, 08:48 AM
http://www.bicenet.net/gfb/sig.psd

http://www.bicenet.net/gfb/sig2.psd

Have at em.

Blayloc
03-25-2004, 03:37 PM
Soul.. Serpentine font?


best i could do without the fonts ;)


hehe


Thanks again bios..

Sul Morthos
03-25-2004, 04:19 PM
On the last ones I did, yap...Serpentine. Preferred that over the earlier fonts...its cleaner and stands out better.

Now for smaller text I used something different...not sure what.

Blayloc
03-25-2004, 05:39 PM
Serpentine is a pay font.


I couldn't find it on the net where I didn't have to pay for it ;P


Not paying 20 bucks a for a font

Rann
03-25-2004, 05:42 PM
Nm.

http://www.kaaos.com/sigs/serp.rar

Hedron
03-28-2004, 06:08 PM
Blayloc, can you change yours to get the skull on a field of black. The skull definitely looks best on black.

Hed

Hedron
03-31-2004, 12:55 PM
Let's get this sig stuff done. I like Blayloc's if we can put a black bacckground on behind the skull before it goes to red. And let's use Orbis' sig too.


http://www.blayloc.com/blaysig.gif




http://www.planetsideimages.com/uploads/kaaos2.gif


Orbis, put the word "hellspawn" underneathe the KAAOS on yours. We can use Orb's's for the outfit in general, and Blayloc's for full members.

Let's get the PS files posted. Who can step up and start making these for everyone?

I need Blayloc's version with:

"Hedron" and "The False Prophet"

Faust
03-31-2004, 02:25 PM
I'd like to request a version which identifies the owner as a "KAAOS Affiliate" as I would like to have a nice sig, but wouldn't presume to indicate that I am a full member.

Blayloc
03-31-2004, 03:42 PM
http://www.kaaos.com/sigs/hedsig.jpg

Valstorm
03-31-2004, 04:07 PM
I understand where ur coming from with this Hedron, everyone having the same sig template. But the more I think about it, the more I dislike the idea.

To me a forum sig says something about the identity of a person, I'm not sure if I'm alone firing my gun here but I like to feel like an individual, if we all have the same sigs it's going to look very boring... organised yes.. but boring and dull. Maybe we could just have a standard 'set' of graphics and dimensions that we can customise?

Div Devlin
03-31-2004, 06:11 PM
I understand where ur coming from with this Hedron, everyone having the same sig template. But the more I think about it, the more I dislike the idea.

To me a forum sig says something about the identity of a person, I'm not sure if I'm alone firing my gun here but I like to feel like an individual, if we all have the same sigs it's going to look very boring... organised yes.. but boring and dull. Maybe we could just have a standard 'set' of graphics and dimensions that we can customise?Whne you become a god, than your indivduality will be apparent in the dominion you oversee.

Until then, you are just Hellspawn?

I'll take a sig also!
"God of Shadows"

Biral
03-31-2004, 07:04 PM
I'll take a sig :P if your making em for us PS KAAOS guys.

StrikerTek
03-31-2004, 08:06 PM
Sign me up for the PS KAAOS sig as well. I need something to replace this stupid PS stats thing.

Corkorle
03-31-2004, 08:48 PM
Suprise me with something! <3

Nurg
03-31-2004, 11:37 PM
I understand where ur coming from with this Hedron, everyone having the same sig template. But the more I think about it, the more I dislike the idea.

To me a forum sig says something about the identity of a person, I'm not sure if I'm alone firing my gun here but I like to feel like an individual, if we all have the same sigs it's going to look very boring... organised yes.. but boring and dull. Maybe we could just have a standard 'set' of graphics and dimensions that we can customise?
You non-KAAOSers can use what you want, I *THINK* Hedron was directing that comment twards KAAOSers and KGFS.

Biral
03-31-2004, 11:43 PM
Orbis, put the word "hellspawn" underneathe the KAAOS on yours. We can use Orb's's for the outfit in general, and Blayloc's for full members. This is what led me to believe that i could get one, correct me if i'm wrong though, np.

Kaljoren
03-31-2004, 11:49 PM
Yes Kaljoren wants a kick ass Kaaos sig also.......gota show my colors to everyone.

Corkorle
03-31-2004, 11:49 PM
Orbis, put the word "hellspawn" underneathe the KAAOS on yours. We can use Orb's's for the outfit in general, and Blayloc's for full members. This is what led me to believe that i could get one, correct me if i'm wrong though, np.

Same

Hedron
04-01-2004, 12:35 AM
Nah, I meant it for affiliates. KGFS get nothing. Fucking dirt bags. ;)

Hed

McGilla
04-01-2004, 01:02 AM
What ever I get would be better than nothing

Caedis
04-01-2004, 01:30 AM
I'll stick anyone's name on it who wants a cookie cutter sig. Otherwise make your own shit.

Nurg
04-01-2004, 04:46 AM
I'll stick anyone's name on it who wants a cookie cutter sig. Otherwise make your own shit.
Good job there coloring "Hellspawn" pink. That suits you well. :roll:

Hedron
04-01-2004, 09:11 AM
ROFLMAO!

Raidan
04-01-2004, 11:49 AM
I'm assuming that someone (Orbis?) is making sigs for PS outfit members? Could I put in a request for one as well? Could you have it say Raidan with the word Demon under it? (as I'm just about 10k in outfit points, which is Veteran aka "Demon" by KAAOS standards) BTW - Thanks for taking the time to design the sig Orbis - it looks great.

Azmodion
04-01-2004, 12:15 PM
Thanks for taking the time to design the sig Orbis - it looks great.

Raidan, Orbis's sigs look like shit. He should be thanking us for gracing him with the honor of using it for the PS piece of shits like you. Which by the way is the reason we are using it, you know, if the shit fits wear it.... or something like that ;p

Caedis
04-01-2004, 12:33 PM
Thanks for taking the time to design the sig Orbis - it looks great.

Raidan, Orbis's sigs look like shit. He should be thanking us for gracing him with the honor of using it for the PS piece of shits like you. Which by the way is the reason we are using it, you know, if the shit fits wear it.... or something like that ;p
Had you any skill with graphics I might actually value your ridiculous little opinion. As it stands now, your comments are worthless.

As for the pink, I already changed that - just haven't updated it. Good to know you're so worried about how my sig looks, Turdling.

Tyo
04-01-2004, 12:42 PM
The only thing Nurgling is even slightly concerned about is KAAOS. Which in part you, Orbis, however insignificantly by your contribution, reflect upon.

Do yourself a favor, shut the fuck up and change the color whelp.

Hedron
04-01-2004, 12:57 PM
ANYWAY, we're not going to set up individual outfit-rank titles in the PS member sigs, because it's too much work to keep updating them as outfit points go up. So you're all going to be "Hellspawn", and use Orbis' layout - which, other than the pink, it pretty cool.


As far as originality and customization, that's fine. We we want to do is this:

1) Keep the sigs the same dimensions.

2) Our skull on the left, and "KAAOS" on the right with "Hellspawn" under it.

3) Your name in the middle.


If you want to fuck with color scheme a bit or something, go ahead and customize minor elements however you want. But the key is to keep enough elements the same that it's "branded" well and recognized as all being in the same "family" of sigs for the Hellspawn.

But no pink. Screens of red = pink. No pink.


And if your customizations make the KAAOS name look bad, you will get the usual pleasant KAAOS feedback on how to fix it. Because just about the only rule in KAAOS is never make the guild look bad.

So, Blayloc's sig for full members, Orbis's for Hellspawn, minor customizations are ok as long as they retain the same flavor of the "templates" and don't suck.

Fuck you all.

Hed

Newbold
04-01-2004, 01:16 PM
7 fucking pages of bickering over a god damn little fucking gay ass sig. Someone in KAAOS make the fucking thing, ask other KAAOSers opinions about it, if they like it, use it. Make two seperate ones, one for KAAOS and for for everyone else. How fucking hard is this. When you open things up for debate to the general public nothing ever gets done because everyone has some gay ass opinion about the way it "should" be.

Now, if you need a REAL fucking opinion about it... ask me. I have thus far in life never been wrong and don't see that stat changing in the near future.


Now to sum this up:
1)Make KAAOS sig
2)Make everyone else sig
(Obviously making them in an editable form is preferable but can lead to problems, if you do make a template everyone can just type in their name which would save time. I can host an ftp to them if you like.)

Tusc
04-01-2004, 01:39 PM
When we want your opinion Noobold we will give it to you.;>

Azmodion
04-01-2004, 01:41 PM
Check out Newbold riding the short buss with that "did I do that" retard grin on his face. Welcome to last mother fucking year parrot.

BTW, feel free to keep your opinions to yourself because I guarantee you that you are the only person that gives a flying fuck about what you have to say. And don't worry, on the off chance that I would ever want your opinion, I'll beat it the fuck out of you.

Azmodion
04-01-2004, 01:44 PM
LOL, fucking Tusc. You'd obviously own me on familly fued you fast button hitting freak ;p

Don't ever post what I was gonna post before I post it especially when I'm calling the fuck a parrot...FUCK! ;p

Newbold
04-01-2004, 02:11 PM
And don't worry, on the off chance that I would ever want your opinion, I'll beat it the fuck out of you.

Well before you try to, you better take your fucking skirt off so it doesn't get Azmo blood on it.

Hedron
04-01-2004, 02:11 PM
LOL! WWWHEEE!!

Azmodion
04-01-2004, 03:44 PM
Again with your fucking opinion. When are you going to learn? Maybe I want my blood on my skirt, you ever think about that?

WTF is wrong with you? Being stupid sure seems to come easy for you. How the fuck do you not know basic math? Let me spell it out for you:

If you are a worthless fuck (which you are) then what makes you think your opinions wouldn’t be worthless?

You worthless = opinions worthless.

Worthless opinion = STFU.

In closing,

Piss off

Newbold
04-01-2004, 03:59 PM
Well that is all well and good, but for anyone to follow that line of reasoning they would have to believe that your own opinion is not worthless. I'll leave that up to them, judging from the 7 pages prior to this one thier decision will be one made with great ease.

Azmodion
04-01-2004, 04:21 PM
Well that is all well and good, but for anyone to follow that line of reasoning they would have to believe that your own opinion is not worthless.

It’s a given that my opinion is not worthless, I am your god after all… or did you not read the sign at the door when you came in?

Riddle me this batman… Just what part of “piss off” don’t you understand?

Newbold
04-01-2004, 06:24 PM
Some people earn my "worship", others believe I should give it to them blindly.

If blind worship and me not expressing my worthless opinion makes you feel empowered in some form, then ban me. It's the only way I will stop.
Ever.

Azmodion
04-01-2004, 07:54 PM
What the fuck? Tusc, this must be one of your gimps, he’s as blind as they come ;p

Look pissant, we are gonna play by the 3 strikes and you are out ruling here. So far you’ve got 2 strikes on you, one more and I am going to be forced to tear you a new asshole.

Oh yes, you better believe I will be grinning from ear to ear as soon as I hear that oh so expected wiff. And don’t think I’m going to give a fuck about the inevitable water welling up in your eyes. You’ve had more than ample opportunity to shut the fuck up and quit while you were behind.

I want you to take a look around you fool, look at where you are… go ahead, take it all in. Yes, that’s right, this is KAAOS country retard. Here in KAAOS country we only give a shit about KAAOS. As for who I am, I’m KAAOS mother fucker. Guess what you are, that’s right genius, not KAAOS. Let’s see if you can do the math this time without me having to draw it up. If you can’t figure it out this time, and I have to come back to this again, I promise you that I will beat the understanding into you.

Don’t strike out sparky because I will cut your fucking legs out from under you, gut you like the pig that you are and leave you to slowly die in a pool of your own blood.

Tusc
04-01-2004, 08:04 PM
Don't blame his retardation on me. But as for worship....how can people NOT worship me? It's inevitable really. I feel so empowered by it....not.

Kiaus
04-01-2004, 08:19 PM
Please point me to the post that defines the rankings... not the "soldier, Vet, ect" PS ones... the KAAOS, KAAOS Affiliate, KGFS, PS KAAOS, ect...

I know where I stand in the guild (pretty damn low), but I want to see where you "not Gawds" are... Then I can chuckle from my wee little dark corner of The Pit as you strive/claw/clammer for your perception of Greatness within the organization.

Nurg
04-01-2004, 08:36 PM
Then I can chuckle from my wee little dark corner of The Pit as you strive/claw/clammer for your perception of Greatness within the organization.
More like you are chuckle'n from thumbing your own ass hole in that dark corner, which is why you are homo and should die.

Each KAAOSer is already GREAT, its what makes US stand out from shit like YOU, the only people that need to strive/claw/clammer are turds such as yourself that are trying to escape the giant toilet they live in each day of their worthless lives.

KAAOS is a way of life, something you can't and won't ever understand. So just go back to being the puss infested herpie on Mal's pussy that you are, and STFU.

Newbold
04-01-2004, 08:54 PM
Ive never been one to keep my mouth shut.

I have nothing to do with Tusc, number one.

Number two, my eyes are wide the fuck open. I know exatly where I am and what it is I am doing. I relize you outrank me, here. I relize you could cut my legs out from under me, here. I also relize that we are, in fact, here. But the fact that you have came back again to argue with someone you obviously feel is so "beneath" you proves to me that something in that head of yours at least views my "opinion" as something worth arguing against. Why? I really don't know. Maybe it's because you like to argue. Maybe it's because you want to make me "fear" you. Or maybe your dick is just really fucking small. You know what? I dont give a fuck.

Number three? You could never strike me out. You may be able to silence me on this forum, but I would think oh so little of you if that IS what you ment.

According to you that would be strike 3, I must be out. But as I said before, you could never strike me out. I've never been one to miss a pitch.

Nurg
04-01-2004, 09:04 PM
Or maybe he is trying to teach you something, or see if you pussy out....


But what if another KAAOSER is in your face? Walk careful. Because you're sitting across from somebody who's about to rip off their own face, and KAAOS has the kind of skull you don't wanna see.

But what the fuck, man? We're a guild. Aren't we supposed to be nice to each other? FUCK NO! We hack and slash at each other as much as at anyone else. But the new gods... if you drench the new gods in blood and cut them open, then all you're left with is a sagging empty balloon of human skin.

That's ok. This is KAAOS. That's what we specialize in. As you elder gods sit across from those struggling to rise to godhood you slice them apart. You're feeling the evil course through your veins. FUCK YEAH!

Mortarion
04-01-2004, 09:16 PM
Yes, poke the angry teddy bear again Newbold. Do what Nurgling tells you, he is a KAAOS god afterall. He may be god of newbs, but you are NEWBold. Ok, maybe he's not god of newbs, but he sure does make them happy everytime he sucks em off.

Newbold
04-01-2004, 09:21 PM
Hey, no ones ever bolded the newb part of my name before. Good one.

Sigh.

Kiaus
04-01-2004, 10:07 PM
Each KAAOSer is already GREAT

Yes, thank you... you predictable yammerings have shown me that I should continue to worship your stunning mediocrity. Again, thank you.

No thanks to you, however, for pointing me in the right direction for the information I seek... on ranks... you know, the whole point of my last post? I guess in your omnipontent way, you saw through to my unspoken, unconcious thoughts -- the ones that obviously begged for your < insert worshiping thoughts here >.

Thank you.


Of course I know that KAAOS'ers are on top. I want to know about the would-be's... the almosts... the prospects. I am among them, though barely (as PS KAAOS). In a desire to post in fastness, you missed the point and went straight to the < insert any number of Nurgling's posts of filth-ridden nothingness here >.

Perhaps you should be the one keeping your mouth shut lest you annoy YOUR betters? Perhaps not... doesn't matter.

I posted here for info, you couldn't handle it like so many other things you can't handle. Move on... shoo... go slobber on your mirror some more... just make room for one of your betters to handle the job your < insert more pointless worshiping here > could not.... quite... grasp.

Much like a baby with a toy just out of reach... can't ... quite... grasp it.

Valstorm
04-01-2004, 10:43 PM
Yeah I'm so fucking not educated on these rankings

I wanna know...

KGFS?

KAAOS?

KAAOSer?

KAAOS Affiliate?

differences anyone?

Nurg
04-01-2004, 11:21 PM
Yes, poke the angry teddy bear again Newbold. Do what Nurgling tells you, he is a KAAOS god afterall. He may be god of newbs, but you are NEWBold. Ok, maybe he's not god of newbs, but he sure does make them happy everytime he sucks em off.
Why are you hear again? Oh thats right cause your a fucking wanabe, which is actually lower than a worshiper IMHO.

Please move along now, your stank reminds me of DorkenBane tards.

Nurg
04-02-2004, 12:26 AM
Yes, thank you... you predictable yammerings have shown me that I should continue to worship your stunning mediocrity. Again, thank you.
Nothing in my post said anything about worshiping me, or any other KAAOSer for that matter, sound more like that is something YOU want to do.


No thanks to you, however, for pointing me in the right direction for the information I seek... on ranks... you know, the whole point of my last post? I guess in your omnipontent way, you saw through to my unspoken, unconcious thoughts -- the ones that obviously begged for your < insert worshiping thoughts here >.

Thank you.
I guess you were to stupid to see that I had no intention of pointing you in the direction of ranks. *MY* post was intended to flame you, and nothing more. IF however you were smart, you COULD go to a certain website to see the fucking ranks, but alas your not.


Of course I know that KAAOS'ers are on top. I want to know about the would-be's... the almosts... the prospects. I am among them, though barely (as PS KAAOS). In a desire to post in fastness, you missed the point and went straight to the < insert any number of Nurgling's posts of filth-ridden nothingness here >.
Enjoy the PlanetSide KAAOS tag while you can, I doubt very much we'll see you on the roster as KGFS. When KAAOS is done with PlanetSide, you'll simply fade away with the rest of the dust. Oh, and for the future....I vote no. :D


Perhaps you should be the one keeping your mouth shut lest you annoy YOUR betters? Perhaps not... doesn't matter.
No one here is my better, thats what makes me KAAOS. You fail to understand this. Remember whos turf your on here.


I posted here for info, you couldn't handle it like so many other things you can't handle. Move on... shoo... go slobber on your mirror some more... just make room for one of your betters to handle the job your < insert more pointless worshiping here > could not.... quite... grasp.

Much like a baby with a toy just out of reach... can't ... quite... grasp it.
Once again, I had no intention of helping you. The fact that YOU are seeking help on something so simple makes you weak. In fact asking for help pretty much makes you weak. Again, not KAAOS material, so hold onto that dream as long as you like, it will never happen. You've already shown that your weak, and incapiable of handing a simple tast. Again for the future....I vote no. :D

Sul Morthos
04-02-2004, 12:47 AM
Corn!!!

Azmodion
04-02-2004, 03:35 AM
So much you fucks have to learn about KAAOS if you ever aspire to take your place among us. So much in fact that it seems to me to be an impossible feat for some of you and for most this is the case. Meanwhile it comes so easy for some. The reason for this is because KAAOSers are not made, they are born. There is no other way to be for a true KAAOSers.


the fact that you have came back again to argue with someone you obviously feel is so "beneath" you proves to me that something in that head of yours at least views my "opinion" as something worth arguing against. Why? I really don't know. Maybe it's because you like to argue. Maybe it's because you want to make me "fear" you. Or maybe your dick is just really fucking small.

Newbold, I responded because:

1) You called me out. Nobody calls me the fuck out. Nobody... no child, no woman, no man, no KAAOSer. They don't call me out because I will fuck them in the goatass and most are smart enough to realize this. Those who don't usually learn not to make the same mistake twice. And those who are incapable of learning, well, I make them my bitch. They belong to me, they belong to misery.

2) I am a protector of KAAOS and the KAAOS way. I will not tolerate anyone or anything that makes KAAOS look like shit and this includes people, who others may perceive as KAAOS through some gimp ass affiliation like PS, being stupid. There is no room for weakness, OR stupidity, in KAAOS. I will admit that I don't always catch you bumbling cluster fucks on every random board but when you are in my god damn house you better fucking believe I will not let your idiocy go unchecked.

3) I am the mother fucking Lord of Misery. I get off on spreading misery. It's my fucking nature to pick on any weak ass little fucking lamb I feel like, cut their fucking cock off and shove it down their throat until they gag on it.

4) You are an easy target.

Newbold, you came to this thread 7 pages in. This is a thread in which your KAAOS Gods are having a discussion and getting something done. For you to think that you could come in at this stage of the thread and think that we would actually give a flying fuck what comes out of your cake hole is pretty fucking imbecilic to begin with. Who the fuck are you? Nobody. This involves KAAOS, not your gimp ass. But to come here, not to offer anything constructive, just to swing you dick around in the face of some pretty scary KAAOSers is beyond stupid. You've treaded into a whole new realm of stupid. To top that shit off, what did come out of your cake hole, being what has already been said by your betters, while you shook your dick, has put you in a new class of stupid... a class of one, dip shit.

What's even more fascinating is you weren't content with being the champion of the retarded, you brazenly opted to continue to blaze new trails. Two KAAOSers gave you a cookie, a little pat on the head, and told you to run along. But you didn't run along did you? No, unbelievably, you wanted to prove just how good of a dancing chimp you could be. Since then you got, not one, but two god damn chances to wipe the retard drool off your chin and show us you weren't really as stupid as you appeared to be, that you were only funnin. Ah, but not our little Newbold, it seems your idiocy knows no bounds. You, my simple chimp, define stupid. You have no equal.

Being KAAOS is not just about having balls, it's about having balls, brains and attitude. Balls without brains is not a trait becoming of KAAOS. We do not want retards running to their own slaughter. You don't know jack or shit about KAAOS and you definitely don't know jack shit about me.


I relize you outrank me

There aren't any ranks in KAAOS. It's not that I outrank you it's simply that I am your better. I am KAAOS, you are not.


You may be able to silence me on this forum, but I would think oh so little of you if that IS what you ment

I would never ban someone from these boards nor would I ever edit what is posted here if that is what you are inferring. This is an open forum and everyone can have equal say. You morons provide us with entertainment.

As for the rest of you fucks, well, Noquar has pretty much summed it up.

Kiaus
04-02-2004, 07:55 AM
Plague Lord... very fitting, Nurgles. Like a leper, you leave your stench and your fleshy, over-ripe opinon wherever you go. Don't stop, lest you own wind catch up.

I abandon my asking for aid. I will find it myself. I am sure if I take a massive shit while thinking of you, clog the toilet, and happily pound on the flushing level (much like you do on the keyboard, poor, poor "special" boy), I can overflow the sewage onto the floor.

Mucking through that mess would be much more enjoyable that waiding through countless posts like yours to find what I want.


After all, not everyone accepts your greatness just based on your well put together arguments and gramatical wit! *cough* Oh wait, that wasn't you... that was Hedron. You must just be that fellow running his mouth, spittle tossing to-and-fro, as you strut your sig as a replacement for your cock balls. What, pray tell, makes you think I want your vote... or anybodies fucking vote? Did I ask? No. Did I say, "Hi, I want more info so I can move up in KAAOS!". No. Sorry chum, at this point in my life, I have no time for covorting with you. You are too much of a time sink -- I have wasted too much time as it is writing this-- and what does anyone get to show for sparring with you in a meaningless medium?

Nothing.

Well, maybe if you come up with alot of nifty word pairings and clever retorts, you will get a cool sig like yours. Wowzers. Impressthehellouttame! Not really.

PS KAAOS is fine by me right now. I play the game to have fun, I drop with the best, and strive to fill my role the best way I can. Tried and Proven. Enjoy the world you created for yourself, Leper-boy... KAAOS is only a small part of mine and if they leave PS? Too bad for the game, but I would wish them luck -- if I were still there. I would look the guild up if I happened to cross paths with them again and take if from there. I have been around since '95 too, but I choose the move down MY OWN path always... for me that involved growing and bettering myself.

Unlike you, who just continues to yammer on -- a fool speaking words in the imitation of a king.

Now excuse me while I get the paper and settle down for my morning Nurgling.

Azmodion
04-02-2004, 12:47 PM
-laugh-

I love these boards. Some people simply can-not-learn-when-to-shut-the-fuck-up. LOL, they see the noose and they see the stool yet still they continue. They stand on said stool, put their head in said noose and say "ok go ahead, kick out the stool but you will listen to what I have to say first damn it!"

LOL, you can't buy better entertainment than this.

By the way Kiaus, I was gonna offer up the information you sought but now... well, seeing as how you just hung yourself, dead men don't need information ;p Looks like Nurgling was right from the get go.

Kiaus
04-02-2004, 03:49 PM
Now Azmo, how are you to get the "entertainment" you desire when every new young buck shuts the fuck up?

There will always be people like me to ask dumb questions, to speak even when not spoken to, and to flex whatever intelectual muscle (real or merely imagined) they have. When I am gone, be it by my own hand (as you so eloquently put it) or by other's, there will be another "me" to replace...well... me!

Hmmm, I wonder if you were "me" once too... though you are too proud to admit it. Now excuse me while I find the info you were so graciously going to offer up (I doubt it - I have seen you use that "I was going to help, but..." ploy before).

Sul Morthos
04-02-2004, 04:57 PM
LOL Kiaus, even "I" was never you at one time.

You and newbold are like Bo and Luke Duke running out of the backwoods shack after a private Daisy fest. You run, jump to slide over the General Lee...but it isn't there.

You dust yourself off...shake your head, and run at the spot you parked that darned car, trying to slide over that hood yet again.

But it's still not there.

Get it yet?

Faust
04-02-2004, 04:58 PM
As to the what's what, I'm a total noob on the subject and my addled codger mind is quite hazy at times, but as I understand it:

"KAAOS" is a full (consider it a lifetime) member. Refered to as a "God" which actually stemmed from "Guild of Death" a formerly concidered guild name and/or you can find more about a concept regarding the specific philosophy here http://www.kaaos.com/scribery/aretheygods.shtml

"KGFS" is an applicant, essentially, for full membership. I've known of KGFS level members to be KGFS for several years at a time. (I forget what it stands for but it's not to be confused with the King George Fund for Sailors www.kgfs.org.uk)

"KAAOS Affiliate", "PS KAAOS", and other stuff like that are people who join under the KAAOS leadership for a specific game or two. Entire guilds have been "KAAOS affiliates" from time to time such as when Covetous Crew and a few others teamed up with KAAOS for some forray into EQ.

"Fuck" would be anyone else. e.g. Fuck You.

But, then again, I am a barely tolerated "Fuck" who has recently turned "Affiliate" so what the hell do I know? (retorical question - no need to list the things I know, thx :) )

It's also a good idea to shut the fuck up when the fireworks start going off... but when have I ever been smart enough to follow my own advice?

Tezbiros
04-02-2004, 07:07 PM
KGFS = KAAOS Gay Fucking Squire.

If you had been paying attention you would have noticed that sometime yesterday "Planetside KAAOS" turned into "KAAOS Fodder".

Some one was trying to help you figure out where you stand when you come here. But some of you missed the boat or the General Lee according to Faust.

Player

Nurg
04-02-2004, 07:08 PM
Plague Lord... very fitting, Nurgles. Like a leper, you leave your stench and your fleshy, over-ripe opinon wherever you go. Don't stop, lest you own wind catch up.
I can't argue that, I do leave a stench every where I go, perhaps you smelt it on your mom? Wife perhaps? Or maybe your own face? People love the KAAOS salsa, they just can't get enough.


I abandon my asking for aid. I will find it myself. I am sure if I take a massive shit while thinking of you, clog the toilet, and happily pound on the flushing level (much like you do on the keyboard, poor, poor "special" boy), I can overflow the sewage onto the floor.
If you CAN find it yourself, then why did you fucking come here asking for help? Oh wait, its cause your a total fucking tard right? Yeah thats it. And don't waste your time thinking of me while taking a shit, you should really think about that shit, cause that turd has a more meaningful existance than yourself.


Mucking through that mess would be much more enjoyable that waiding through countless posts like yours to find what I want.
Good to know, what ever floats your boat.


After all, not everyone accepts your greatness just based on your well put together arguments and gramatical wit! *cough* Oh wait, that wasn't you... that was Hedron.
Jumping on Hedrons jock to gobble up the salsa won't help your cause here, but by all means keep worshiping him, I'm sure he'll enjoy it.


You must just be that fellow running his mouth, spittle tossing to-and-fro, as you strut your sig as a replacement for your cock balls.
I'm the fellow that just ended your hopes of ever becoming something great, KAAOS. Which makes me smile. :D And my sig owns, Blayloc does good with crayons. My cock and balls are a fantasy that will never come true for you, so move on now, or go back to Hedrons.


What, pray tell, makes you think I want your vote... or anybodies fucking vote? Did I ask? No. Did I say, "Hi, I want more info so I can move up in KAAOS!".
Your right, you don't need my vote, or any KAAOSes vote for that matter, since you've now proven your a complete waste of fucking time. And yes, you did ask that, but your to retarded to even remember your own fucking post.


No. Sorry chum, at this point in my life, I have no time for covorting with you. You are too much of a time sink -- I have wasted too much time as it is writing this-- and what does anyone get to show for sparring with you in a meaningless medium?

Nothing.
You sure you didn't go by the name FatK1d? Or Kafat at one time? You sure as fuck sound like him. Crying like a little girl whos pussy just bled for the first time, about "I HAVE NO TIME". No one here gives a fuck about you or your time, you wana come here and try to wear your big boy pants, and play with the big dogs, then turn around and cry like a fucking pussy when it gets ruff about "I HAVE NO TIME".


Well, maybe if you come up with alot of nifty word pairings and clever retorts, you will get a cool sig like yours. Wowzers. Impressthehellouttame! Not really.
I don't need to impress you, YOU need to impress us, which you haven't even come close to doing, oh wait, yes you have. You've shown us that your stupidest fucker on these forums currently. Yay for you! And once again, my sig owns...thanks Blay! :D


PS KAAOS is fine by me right now. I play the game to have fun, I drop with the best, and strive to fill my role the best way I can. Tried and Proven. Enjoy the world you created for yourself, Leper-boy... KAAOS is only a small part of mine and if they leave PS? Too bad for the game, but I would wish them luck -- if I were still there. I would look the guild up if I happened to cross paths with them again and take if from there. I have been around since '95 too, but I choose the move down MY OWN path always... for me that involved growing and bettering myself.
Whine, whine, whine. Thats all I see there, go fucking whine down YOUR OWN path, go cry me a river elsewhere. Don't come here and fill MY boards with your fucking "I HAVE NO TIME FOR THIS, I'VE GOT MY OWN PATH TO WALK" bullshit.


Unlike you, who just continues to yammer on -- a fool speaking words in the imitation of a king.

Now excuse me while I get the paper and settle down for my morning Nurgling.
This "fool" just proved that your a chump. And keep thinking of me, it warms my heart to know you think of me first thing in the morning.

Nurg
04-02-2004, 07:11 PM
Now Azmo, how are you to get the "entertainment" you desire when every new young buck shuts the fuck up?

There will always be people like me to ask dumb questions, to speak even when not spoken to, and to flex whatever intelectual muscle (real or merely imagined) they have. When I am gone, be it by my own hand (as you so eloquently put it) or by other's, there will be another "me" to replace...well... me!

Hmmm, I wonder if you were "me" once too... though you are too proud to admit it. Now excuse me while I find the info you were so graciously going to offer up (I doubt it - I have seen you use that "I was going to help, but..." ploy before).
Nice! You just love to be fucking beat down, again and again. So I shall turn your beating over to Azmo know since he loves that kinda shit. :D


Hmmm, I wonder if you were "me" once too... though you are too proud to admit it.
Honestly, you should have just cut your own throat rather than post that. Ah well, some people will never learn. All yours Azmo! :D

Nurg
04-02-2004, 07:15 PM
KGFS = KAAOS Gay Fucking Squire.

If you had been paying attention you would have noticed that sometime yesterday "Planetside KAAOS" turned into "KAAOS Fodder".

Some one was trying to help you figure out where you stand when you come here. But some of you missed the boat or the General Lee according to Faust.

Player
So simple for some people, the mystery of the universe for other people.

Take note, Player9999 just fucking put you tards to shame. :D

Dvorion
04-02-2004, 07:32 PM
Man you guys had me laughing like a madd man at work!!

:lol:

StrikerTek
04-02-2004, 09:15 PM
Damn, this is a good show.

Kiaus
04-02-2004, 09:34 PM
--> Many words, Little content<--

Gah! There is that stench of dick again! Nurgles beltches it forth each and every time he opens his mouth! Whose salty humid cock cologne are you wearing this evening, my dear Nurgler?

Here is some hygiene advice for you... free!

1. Brush your teeth well (at least 60 seconds) and gargle with a STRONG mouthwash, or;

2. STFU unless you are Scooby Doo licking you cum dinner off your face. Ru Ro Raggy! Rare ris Rum on rye Race!

Kiaus
04-02-2004, 09:43 PM
... and to wrap this up for the eve so Turd Nurgler doesn't think this is "all about the Nurg":

Azmo: Love the Dukes of Hazard thing... clasic and so dead on with me sometime. I want to be Luke (the smart one... irony?). "Slid" across my reaver's hood the other day just as is decon'ed. Funny you mentioned this...

Nurgling: Props to your Sig, though cutting the greenish "fog" around the left side skull by 25% would sharpen it up abit. Prize for the Bestest Dick/Sig!

And Player: Yup, I noticed this morning and though it was my post count milestone or something equaly insignificant. I am assuming Fodder is below KGFS one step?

Tyo
04-02-2004, 10:01 PM
There are no steps idiot, only a line. One which you've amply proven you will never cross. Get the fuck out of here, you're through.

Corkorle
04-02-2004, 10:04 PM
Whats worshipper then?!

Tezbiros
04-02-2004, 10:05 PM
Have you learned nothing.

Fodder is no where near KGFS. Since you seem to be a little slow on the up take let me repeat that for you. Fodder is no where near KGFS.

Player

Nurg
04-02-2004, 11:03 PM
There are no steps idiot, only a line. One which you've amply proven you will never cross. Get the fuck out of here, you're through.
Exactly, I'm fucking done with Sir Chump, as is KAAOS.

Azmodion
04-03-2004, 12:39 AM
LMFAO, this is the best show I've seen in quite some time, well since the Fatk1d crash and burn anyway. LOL, I went back to page one and re-read the entire thread so I could take in the flow of everything. That's some classic shit. Not just classic but also educational, I actually learned something. You see, for a long time... well, eternity really... I thought I could not be wrong, it was a curse I had to live with. Tonight though, what a glorious night, I have learned that I was indeed wrong about something... the curse has been lifted, praise be to me! What I was wrong about was Newbold. I thought Newbold defined stupid, that he had no equal. Yet on the heals of that statement Kiaus has proven that not only does Newbold have an equal but he has a superior! LMFAO, on the same god damn thread even. Oh fuck that is funny, I was in tears from laughing so hard.


Hmmm, I wonder if you were "me" once too

No Kiaus, I was never once like you ;p

Kiaus
04-03-2004, 04:44 AM
Aaah... just got home and damn, things have sure gone to Hell. LOL! Leave my bootlocker by the door and I want every single one of my girly mags inside of it... got it?

Thank me later, NB, and make it $20, not 10!

Tusc
04-03-2004, 06:37 AM
We should change sigs more often.

Sul Morthos
04-03-2004, 11:59 AM
We should change sigs more often.

LMFAO!

Tezbiros
04-03-2004, 12:03 PM
Please delete any post after Tusc's and lock the thread. That is where this should end.

Newbold
04-03-2004, 02:14 PM
Yet on the heals of that statement Kiaus has proven that not only does Newbold have an equal but he has a superior! LMFAO, on the same god damn thread even. Oh fuck that is funny, I was in tears from laughing so hard.

Damn, I do hate being outdone.

Valstorm
04-05-2004, 04:53 AM
maybe we need a flamers forum

Raidan
04-05-2004, 10:07 AM
maybe we need a flamers forum

Bah, every KAAOS post has the opportunity to go supernova like this one - no need for a "special board." There is some quality venom being spit around here.

Sul Morthos
04-05-2004, 11:22 AM
Bah, most of this thread is worthless drivvil, with a few (few) witty comments and a couple of valid points.

Flamers forum and locking posts? LMFAO....not. Welcome to fucking KAAOS, get used to it.

Hedron
04-05-2004, 11:25 AM
No. I agree with the need for a "Special Board" for all of these short bus idiots. We'll call it the "Retarded Flame Board".

Tezbiros
04-05-2004, 11:39 AM
Sorry Sul,

Next time I'll include LOL at the end of my post so you know when humor is involved.

Player

LOL

Sul Morthos
04-05-2004, 02:06 PM
Bah Player, I knew you were kidding.