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Kal Mirage
09-04-2004, 01:03 AM
Eleven People showed... not a bad turn out for the first ever tournament.

Two of them ninja'd the password from Syn, and were random chumps who Joker thnks were trying to collude their way to victory. Unfortunately, they sucked.

Highlights:

I. Pig taking what will be the worst bad beat in the history of the tournament. Truncated version available:

<font size=-2>Kriegschwein: raises 130 to 150
juniorscotty: calls 130
Ace_Ren: calls 130
The Seeker: folds
*** FLOP *** [4d 7c 5h]
Kriegschwein: bets 200
juniorscotty: raises 1150 to 1350 and is all-in
Ace_Ren: folds
Kriegschwein: calls 1150
*** TURN *** [4d 7c 5h] [Tc]
*** RIVER *** [4d 7c 5h Tc] [8s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Kriegschwein: shows [Kh Kc] (a pair of Kings)
juniorscotty: shows [4h 7h] (two pair, Sevens and Fours)
juniorscotty collected 3170 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3170 | Rake 0
Board [4d 7c 5h Tc 8s]
Seat 8: Kriegschwein (small blind) showed [Kh Kc] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 9: juniorscotty (big blind) showed [4h 7h] and won (3170) with two pair, Sevens and Fours</font>

II. Syndael leaking the seekrit password to the tournament out and letting two retards into the battle.

III. Spreen taking it on the chin and getting ass fucked twice in a row by someone holding pocket aces (#1 Me | #2 Raplo - for the kill).

IV. Joker talking shit to Scotty (the random retard) and accusing him of planning to collude.

V. Raplo pissing away the chip lead and dumping about 6k in chips to Joker.

VI. Guest appearance by Ego Prime.

Final Results:

195 Hands played (Obviously, less for other people... such as Pig only played about 10 hands! Ahaha!!) - 2 Hours and 15 minutes long.

1. Kal
2. Joker
3. Scotty (retard)
4. Raplo
5. Syndael
6. Spreen
7. Ren
8. Ralg
9. Blue (retard #2)
10. Schoey (non online gimp)
11. Pig (renouced poker forever)

Screenshots!

At the beginning of the tournament, after the first few hands:

&lt;img src=http://www.kaaospoker.com/Tourney/early.gif>


At the first break (1 hour into the tournament):

&lt;img src=http://www.kaaospoker.com/Tourney/firstbreak.gif>


Down to two people remaining... Head's Up!

&lt;img src=http://www.kaaospoker.com/Tourney/heads-up.gif>

Kal Mirage
09-04-2004, 01:04 AM
Tournament Replay to follow.... at some point after a lot of grunt work.

Anyone who wants some of their shit included, request the hand history for that tournament and forward it to me in a text file to kalmirage@kaaos.net.


Kal

Joker
09-04-2004, 08:41 AM
1. Do not forget my godly comeback!

I got down to about $600 at one point, and was on the very brink of getting blinded out before I was able to double up multiple times off juniorscotty the scamming retard, eventually taking his entire stack. ;p

2. The classicness of Pig's bad beat to juniorscotty cannot be overstated. The guy called a very fat preflop raise with 4/7 offsuit, and caught two pair on the flop to then beat Pig's KK on a showdown. rofl...

3. Kal is a haxor.

War Knight
09-04-2004, 03:52 PM
I have a worse bad beat story then that.

I sit in small blind at about the 9th hand dealt. I get K9 suited and it's called around to me. I bump it up a notch, not to much but just enough to get rid of the limpers. Flop comes blank, 9, 9. I am first to act so I check it. Gets to a guy in mid position and he bets. Two others fold then I raise it a nice chunk. Everyone folds cept the guy in mid position who calls. Turn comes 10. He checks and I go all in. He calls and shows 10,3 offsuit.

River... 10. Double double runner to beat out my set from the flop. Percent for him to beat me post flop was .03%

Now that's a bad beat.

However, glad to see that everyone held to my condition and gave their money to one of the Gods... even though it was Kal.

Kal Mirage
09-04-2004, 04:11 PM
Early Rounds of the Tournament Before we condensed to a single table. Shows only the hands from my table (EXCEPT for Pig's beatdown hand), and only the hole cards of me and people who went to showdown.

Early Rounds of the Tournament. (http://www.kaaospoker.com/pokerreplays/KAAOSTourneys/?9-3-04-kaaostourney-earlyrounds-notfull.txt)

Six People Remaining. Four of Six gimp's hole cards showing.

Short Handed - Six Gimps Remain! (http://www.kaaospoker.com/pokerreplays/KAAOSTourneys/?9-3-04-kaaostourney-shorthanded-fullhistory.txt)

Head's Up Replay: Kal vs. Joker - Full Hand History (both of our hole cards showing) + Minimal Commentary - This rules.

Kal vs. Joker - Head's up Replay (http://www.kaaospoker.com/pokerreplays/KAAOSTourneys/?9-3-04-kaaostourney-headsup-fullhistory-commentary.txt)

The whole Master File of the Tournament (excluding the few hands before we condensed to a single table). Basically the same as the other three replays put into one file.

Tournament Master File. (http://www.kaaospoker.com/pokerreplays/KAAOSTourneys/?9-3-04-kaaostourney-masterfile-nocommentary.txt)

Joker
09-04-2004, 06:21 PM
Man, that one huge pot when we were heads up when I dropped the deuces kills me. But with all the overcards.... what're you gonna do? ;p

I think that replay also proves that my opponents always pull more cards out of their asses than I seem to. ;p

Except that river 10. Wheeeeeee! rofl


Next week is mine.

Kal Mirage
09-04-2004, 06:39 PM
I think that replay also proves that my opponents always pull more cards out of their asses than I seem to. ;p

Pulls more cards, my ass ;p I won all those hands with rags, I say!

But, it was entertaining.


Kal

Ariel
09-04-2004, 07:15 PM
Ok Kal...

Put me on your list for the next one ;>