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Duvii
04-29-2008, 10:58 PM
So here are the logs - I recommend uppers prior to reading.

Oh yeah, Grats Eviscero on what is forecasted to be the shortest-lived KGFS ever!

03[22:03] * Azmodion (~pirch@c-24-4-64-63.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) has joined #kaaos
[22:03] <@Rancid{> Hi guys, I an canadian
[22:03] <Azmodion> teh gimps
[22:03] <@Rann> and just kill people like azholio
[22:03] <Eviscero> Smells like syrup
[22:04] <@Defendir|> and I think I'm evil
[22:04] <@Rann> afk shower
[22:04] <Chubbs> Azhole is here.
[22:04] <Ghazkul> Smells like a dick
01[22:04] <@duvii> fuck it's azmo
[22:04] <Azmodion> op me cause I'm lame!
[22:04] <@KK> heya flakemo
[22:04] <@Rann> rofl
[22:04] <Ghazkul> Told you Duvii
[22:04] <@KK> sory.. azmo
[22:04] <Azmodion> LOL KK....
01[22:04] <@duvii> Azmo, can't - you have to register
[22:04] <@pizdets> THATS NOT AZMO
[22:04] <@Rancid{> I'm more eviler
03[22:04] * Rann sets mode: +o Azmodion
[22:04] <@Azmodion> you live a day in my shoes...
[22:04] <@Rann> I know its azmo
[22:04] <@Azmodion> then you'll understand...
[22:04] <@Defendir|> Shit, it's been like 3 years. Do you think I will ever make KGFS?
[22:04] <@KK> get me all fired up on uo, now im a pro online lego player
[22:04] <@Rann> because azmo is the only person on the planet using pirch
03[22:04] * Defendir| is now known as Rancid|
[22:04] <@pizdets> HE'S NOT EVEN ON TS TO YELL AT EVERYONE AND CALL PEOPLE FAGS
01[22:04] <@duvii> wtf rann, how'd you make it work!
[22:04] <@Azmodion> you'll also actually get laid a lot more too though ;p
03[22:04] * Squrf sets mode: +o Chubbs
03[22:04] * Rancid{ is now known as Defendir
03[22:04] * Squrf sets mode: +o Servilia
[22:04] <@Chubbs> OH SHIT, OPS
[22:05] <@Chubbs> YOU'RE ALL FUCKED NOW.
[22:05] <@Rancid|> Fucking Azmogimp
[22:05] <@Azmodion> LOL
03[22:05] * Defendir sets mode: -o Chubbs
[22:05] <@Azmodion> don't be fucking with me tonight... I'm not drunk yet
[22:05] <@Defendir> NO OPS FOR YOU!
[22:05] <@Rann> heh
[22:05] <@Azmodion> BTW, we can't start this shit...
03[22:05] * pizdets sets mode: -o Defendir
[22:05] <@Azmodion> untill I'm wasted ;p
03[22:05] * pizdets sets mode: +o Chubbs
[22:05] <@Rann> afk counterstrike
[22:05] <Ghazkul> How long is that going to take?
[22:05] <Defendir> FUCK YOU PIZ
03[22:05] * Rann is now known as Rann[CS]
[22:05] <@Chubbs> Who the fuck made an affiliate an op
[22:05] <@Rancid|> Grappa, Azmo. FUCKING GRAPPA
[22:05] <@Azmodion> So give me like 5 minutes ;p
[22:05] <@Chubbs> fucking idiots.
[22:05] <@Azmodion> LOL Rancid
01[22:05] <@duvii> Did you say
01[22:05] <@duvii> grandpa azmo?
[22:05] <Defendir> !up
03[22:05] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Defendir
01[22:05] <@duvii> GRANDPA AZMO!
[22:06] <@Defendir> Chan serv to the save!
03[22:06] * Chubbs sets mode: -o Defendir
03[22:06] * ChanServ sets mode: -o+o Chubbs Defendir
[22:06] <@Rancid|> Grappa you stupid fucks
[22:06] <Chubbs> lol
[22:06] <@Squrf> lmao
[22:06] <Eviscero> aah god this is soo bad, the formatting won't revert to default. fucking
[22:06] <@Rancid|> owned!
[22:06] <@Defendir> Chan serv > chubbs
[22:06] <Chubbs> apparently so
[22:06] <Chubbs> hmm
[22:06] <Chubbs> looks like I need to find my registered account info
[22:06] <@Azmodion> lets see, which gimps are here....
[22:06] <@pizdets> need hicks or blay here to de-auth him ;P
[22:06] <@KK> k homos, go kill mag already.. im out
[22:06] <Ghazkul> zzzzzzz
[22:06] <@Azmodion> KK!
[22:06] <@Azmodion> Serv!
[22:07] <@Azmodion> Rann!
[22:07] <@Azmodion> the rest of you suck ;p
[22:07] <Ghazkul> Holy shit
[22:07] <Ghazkul> I don't even know you
[22:07] <@Rann[CS]> /agreed
[22:07] <@Rancid|> come suck my left nut
[22:07] <@Azmodion> who the fuck op'd this gimp ass defendir?
03[22:07] * KK is now known as KK|uAllFlaked
[22:07] <@Azmodion> LOL!
[22:07] <@Rann[CS]> smurf did
[22:07] <Chubbs> Rann sucks! I was suckin away on Blayrage's nuts last night!
[22:07] <Chubbs> wtf?
[22:07] <@Rann[CS]> wtf
01[22:07] <@duvii> Azmo, you coming to destroy Piz's house?
[22:07] <@Squrf> wtf
[22:07] <Eviscero> you mean sqrub
[22:07] <Ghazkul> what
01[22:07] <@duvii> why is no one talking in TS wtf
[22:07] <@Rann[CS]> you were doing what chubbs? ;p
[22:08] <@Rann[CS]> we dont need ts ;p
[22:08] <@Rann[CS]> we have mirc
[22:08] <@Rancid|> Fuck Piz's house! and fuck you!
[22:08] <@Defendir> Whats TS?
03[22:08] * KK|uAllFlaked is now known as KK|
[22:08] <@Azmodion> LOL, I haven't decided yet Duvii
[22:08] <@Rann[CS]> old school mother fuckers!
[22:08] <Ashrak> Cant type and talk at the same time!
[22:08] <Eviscero> bind your voice activate to every key
[22:08] <@Rann[CS]> Chubbs why were you sucking on blays nuts?
[22:08] <@Azmodion> LOL
[22:08] <@Rancid|> Cause he goes deep
[22:08] <@Rann[CS]> lol Eviscero
03[22:08] * Rann[CS] is now known as Tyo
[22:08] <@Azmodion> I almost feel bad for Piz, which is why I might not go...
[22:08] <Chubbs> HOLY FUCK, I DID WRITE THAT
[22:08] <@Tyo> ok guys
[22:09] <Chubbs> WOW
[22:09] <Chubbs> Freudian slip
[22:09] <Ghazkul> No way
[22:09] <@pizdets> hahaha
[22:09] <@Tyo> Whos here to do some live evil?
[22:09] <@Azmodion> if I do go his house probaby won't be the same when I leave ;p
01[22:09] <@duvii> It's tyoflake!
[22:09] <@pizdets> wtf
[22:09] <@Tyo> Whos here to do some live evil????
[22:09] <@pizdets> tyo and azmo both in irc and not in ts
[22:09] <@Azmodion> Fucking wheeeeeeee
[22:09] <@Rancid|> There is no such thing as Tyo!
[22:09] <@Tyo> Whos here to do some live evil????
[22:09] <Ghazkul> Tyooo
[22:09] <@pizdets> fucking gimps, both of you
[22:09] <@Azmodion> LOL
[22:09] <@Tyo> Who is here to approach the throne?
[22:09] <Chubbs> afk dealing with my inner gay, i guess.
[22:09] <Ashrak> Tyo is a myth
[22:09] <@Tyo> I SAID WHO THE FUCK IS HERE TO APPROACH THE THRONE!
01[22:09] <@duvii> CLEAR COMMS GUYS CLEAR COMMS
[22:09] <Eviscero> hoho wikipedia mouse overs piz, whats icechat have on that slllluuuuuuttt
[22:10] <@Azmodion> Who the fuck is going to step the fuck up and speweth teh evil?!
[22:10] <Chubbs> apparently no one.
[22:10] <@Rancid|> FUCK YOU TYO
[22:10] <@Tyo> WHO?
[22:10] <@Tyo> WHO IS GONNA SPEW
[22:10] <@Azmodion> Fuck who?
01[22:10] <@duvii> I think Piz should step up
[22:10] <@Tyo> You bunch of fucking pansies
[22:10] <@Rancid|> *STANDS UP*
[22:10] <@Tyo> You are wasting my time
[22:10] <Ghazkul> What the dick is going on
[22:10] <@Azmodion> sit down gimp
[22:10] <@Rancid|> BUNCH OF FUCKING PUSSY ASS MOTHERFUCKERS
[22:10] <@Tyo> Rancid| Are you ready to spew?
[22:10] <@pizdets> im not drunk enough yet
[22:10] <@Rancid|> GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY AZMOGIMP
[22:10] <Eviscero> it isnt all about dick ghaz. honestly
[22:10] <@Rancid|> YOUR GOD NEEDS TO SPEAK
[22:10] <@Tyo> Ok rancid your in, bye guys
[22:10] <@Azmodion> Rancid's gonna spew some goodie goodie gay ass shit probably... fuck him
03[22:10] * @Tyo (~rann@cdm-75-109-102-235.asbnva.dh.suddenlink.net) has left #kaaos
[22:10] <@Azmodion> LOL!
[22:11] <@pizdets> hahaha
03[22:11] * Tyo (~rann@cdm-75-109-102-235.asbnva.dh.suddenlink.net) has joined #kaaos
03[22:11] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Tyo
[22:11] <@Squrf> seems accurate
[22:11] <@Rancid|> YOU WOULD KNOW ABOUT THE GOODIE GAY SHIT, ANAL JOUSTING FAGGOT
03[22:11] * Tyo is now known as Rann
[22:11] <@Azmodion> LMFAO!
[22:11] <@Azmodion> HAHAHAHA!
[22:11] <Ashrak> See Ghaz, this is what you were waiting for.
[22:11] <@Rancid|> WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[22:11] <@Azmodion> I told you I wasn't Tyo... that Rann was Tyo all these years!
[22:11] <Ghazkul> Kind of nice to see someone other than me called a faggot/gay/etc
[22:11] <Ghazkul> Fuck man
[22:11] <@Azmodion> LOL!
[22:11] <@Rann> THE VEIL HAS PARTED!
[22:11] <@Rancid|> FUCKING LIES
[22:11] <Ghazkul> Rann is good at switching his voice
[22:11] <@Azmodion> AHAHAHAHAHA
[22:12] <@Rann> Are we gonna get some spew?
03[22:12] * Rancid| is now known as Agrimat
[22:12] <Ghazkul> Oh boy
[22:12] <@Azmodion> Start spewin Rann bitch ;p
[22:12] <Ghazkul> My hero
[22:12] <@Agrimat> Please Azmo, don't choke me!
[22:12] <@Rann> SOULSTEALER, LETS HEAR IT MOTHER FUCKER!
03[22:12] * Agrimat is now known as Rancid|
[22:12] <@Azmodion> LOL!
03[22:12] * Ghazkul is now known as Feyd
[22:12] <@Rancid|> SOULSTEALER IS DEAD
[22:12] <Feyd> Hur hur
01[22:12] <@duvii> I'm bored
[22:12] <Feyd> Hey guys
06[22:12] * @Rancid| PISSES ON FEYD
01[22:12] <@duvii> you people bore me
03[22:12] * Eviscero is now known as Shootaboy
[22:12] <@Rann> Azmo, do your kids need to go through it once again? The pain wasnt enough the first time?
[22:12] <@Rancid|> GET THE FUCK OUT
[22:12] <Feyd> FUCK SHOOTA
[22:13] <Feyd> YOU'RE AN ATROCIOUS HUNTER!
[22:13] <@Azmodion> Hang on.... I'm loading the IV now... couple minutes of drip and I should be feeling ready to start this shit ;p
03[22:13] * Boom is now known as Corkorle
03[22:13] * Corkorle was kicked by Squrf (Kick)
[22:13] <Feyd> lmao
[22:13] <Feyd> Ahahahahaha
[22:13] <Chubbs> ROFL
03[22:13] * Corkorle (~iamyourma@75.111.129.111) has joined #kaaos
[22:13] <@Rann> lol
[22:13] <@pizdets> that was well deserved
[22:13] <Corkorle> rofl
[22:13] <Shootaboy> hai guys
03[22:13] * Feyd was kicked by Rancid| (FAGGOT ASS BITCH)
03[22:13] * Corkorle is now known as Boomdroo
03[22:13] * tennohaika (~tennohaik@c-76-105-119-211.hsd1.ga.comcast.net) has joined #kaaos
03[22:14] * tennohaika is now known as Ghazkul
03[22:14] * Rancid| is now known as Tenamike
[22:14] <Ghazkul> I'm fucking awful at this
03[22:14] * Ghazkul is now known as Skyte
[22:14] <@Rann> You're akin to a bunch of prepubescent adhd mongoloid rejects
[22:14] <Skyte> Remember me guys?
[22:14] <Shootaboy> ha
[22:14] <@Tenamike> Ghaz, come play with my balls
[22:14] <@Rann> Were here to witness live evil.
03[22:14] * Tenamike is now known as Rancid|
03[22:14] * Skyte is now known as kashah
[22:14] <@Rancid|> EVILLLLLLL FUCKING WHEEEEEEEEEEEE
[22:14] <kashah> Fuck yes
[22:14] <@Squrf> we're currently witnessing something akin to Hello Kitty
[22:14] <kashah> Balls <3
[22:14] <@Rann> And its floundering somewhere between pee-wees playhouse and the muppet babies
03[22:14] * Shootaboy is now known as Evis
[22:14] <kashah> Hey now
[22:14] <@Defendir> NOTHING BUT A BUNCH OF FAGGOT ASS DICK HUMPERS HERE
[22:15] <kashah> :(
03[22:15] * Alaron was kicked by Rann (Useless)
[22:15] <@Rancid|> HEY LEAVE PEE-WEE OUT OF THIS
[22:15] <@pizdets> ok this is getting boring
01[22:15] <@duvii> <(^.^<)(>^.^)><(^.^<)
[22:15] <@pizdets> someone SPEW ALREADY
[22:15] <@Squrf> fuck
[22:15] <@Rancid|> FUCKING FUCK SHIT FUCK
[22:15] <@Squrf> duvii pulls out the kirby emotes
[22:15] <Evis> so whats the history of this shit
[22:15] <@Squrf> you're all fired
[22:15] <@Rann> We knew this was dumbed to fail
03[22:15] * kashah is now known as Ghazkul
[22:15] <Ghazkul> Awful
[22:15] <@Rancid|> IT'S NOT ABOUT FAIL, IT
[22:15] <Ghazkul> Awful
[22:15] <@Azmodion> fuck... you fucking idiots need your hand held every second of the day don't you?

Duvii
04-29-2008, 10:59 PM
[22:15] <@Rann> Because nothing comes before us but washed up shit!!
[22:15] <@Rann> doomed!
[22:15] <@Rann> dumbed!
[22:15] <@Rancid|> IS ABOUT HEARING RANN SPEAK IN IRC
[22:15] <@Rann> i lose
01[22:15] <@duvii> I had to Squrf
[22:15] <@Azmodion> entertain yourselves for 5 minutes faggots that's what your hand is for ;p
01[22:15] <@duvii> because I feel like I am at a high school fucking prom
[22:16] <Ghazkul> Duvii
[22:16] <Ghazkul> Will you be my prom date?
[22:16] <Evis> why duvii youre pussy dry?
[22:16] <Chubbs> yawn
[22:16] <@Rancid|> DUVII, THE GET OVER HERE AND START SUCKING WENCH
[22:16] <Evis> your*
[22:16] <Ghazkul> Fuck
01[22:16] <@duvii> Dude, I'm KAAOS - you should be the one sucking ;p
[22:16] <@Azmodion> lol
[22:16] <Ghazkul> Pretty terrible how that works
[22:16] <@Rancid|> BLOW FOR BLOW!
01[22:16] <@duvii> I could use a tussle
01[22:16] <@duvii> get to work
[22:17] <Ghazkul> Tussle?
[22:17] <Evis> or is it that you are home alone cutting yourself duvii?
[22:17] <@Squrf> she will squeeze your head between her mighty thighs
[22:17] <@Rancid|> MIGHT WANT TO LOOK AT DEFGIMP
[22:17] <@Rann> Rancid, if it wasn't for the fact you already made kgfs somehow, I would have to vote no ;p
[22:17] <Ghazkul> Thunder thighs?
[22:17] <@Squrf> or was that meaty
[22:17] <Ghazkul> Pretty awesome stuff there
[22:17] <@Rancid|> RANN, YOUR A GIMP AND YOUR VOTE DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING ANYWAYS
01[22:17] <@duvii> YOU'RE
[22:17] <@Rancid|> FUCK YOU AND YOUR GRAMMER WENCH
[22:18] <Boomdroo> GRAMMAR
[22:18] <@Rancid|> PUT THAT MOUTH TO BETTER USE
[22:18] <Ghazkul> ARRRRRR
[22:18] <@Squrf> RANCID IS STUNEED
01[22:18] <@duvii> I'm sucking on a lollipop, you jaelous?
01[22:18] <@duvii> jealous*
[22:18] <@Defendir> All these other KGFS are a bunch of worthless gimps that cant stand the fuck up!
03[22:18] * Rann is now known as Agrimat
[22:18] <@Azmodion> Well, Since Tyo isn't here....
[22:18] <@Agrimat> Clear coms
03[22:18] * Agrimat is now known as Rann
[22:18] <Evis> ha
[22:18] <@Azmodion> ::SITS ON THE THRONE::
[22:18] <@Rancid|> YOUR A FUCKING WORTHLESS GIMP DEF, SPEAK WHEN SPOKEN TO
[22:18] <Ghazkul> Agrimat just comes and goes
[22:18] <@Azmodion> Let's start this shit
[22:18] <Ghazkul> zzzzzzzz
[22:18] <@Rancid|> FUCKING FAGGOT ASS BITCH, GO GIVE DUVII A REACH AROUND
[22:18] <Evis> start it, shit
[22:19] <@Azmodion> Gimps and gimpets....
[22:19] <@Rann> *notices Azmo looks all to comfortable on the throne*
[22:19] <@Azmodion> Who the fuck brought some evil?
01[22:19] <@duvii> Rann, stop looking at Azmo's crotch
[22:19] <@Defendir> You will be the only one sucking Duvii's dick tonight rancid
[22:19] <@Azmodion> LOL
[22:19] <Ghazkul> Thats pretty selfish of Rancid IMO
01[22:19] <@duvii> Hey, I like it tantric
[22:19] <@Azmodion> Who the fuck brought some evil?
[22:19] <@Rann> Ok that was great, thanks for that evil
[22:19] <@Defendir> Ghaz will be begging for sloppy seconds
[22:19] <@Azmodion> APPROACH THE BONE!
[22:20] <@Rann> good job guys!
06[22:20] * @Rancid| PUSHES ALL THE OTHER GIMPS OUT OF THE WAY
[22:20] <@Rann> your all in!
[22:20] <Ghazkul> Oh ho?
[22:20] <@Azmodion> What the fuck you want KGFS gimp?
[22:20] <@Azmodion> You bring us something?
[22:20] <@Rancid|> A LITTLE STORY FROM YOUR GOD
[22:20] <@Rancid|> ABOUT MY DATE LAST NIGHT
[22:20] <@Azmodion> about a man named Jedd?
[22:20] <Boomdroo> how'd you know azmo? jesus
[22:20] <@Azmodion> wasn't he a poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed?
[22:21] <@Rann> Bow to your gods rancid... Respect those that came before you... KNEEL...
[22:21] <@Azmodion> I heard he was out shootin at some food
[22:21] <@Rancid|> FUCK YOU RANNWUSS
[22:21] <@Azmodion> and up from the ground came a buibblin crude
[22:21] <@Azmodion> Oil that is
[22:21] <Chubbs> Out shooting coons one day... or lynching them. Something like that. But anyway, he struck oil.
[22:21] <@Azmodion> black gold
[22:21] <@Rancid|> I'M ALREADY KAAOS AND DON'T DO SHIT
[22:21] <@Azmodion> texas tee
[22:21] <@Rann> Azmo is already power drunk
[22:21] <@Rann> drunk on the power
[22:21] <@Rancid|> I SEE MY VICTIM A RED HAIRD WENCH
01[22:21] <@duvii> Rancid brought this: http://youtube.com/watch?v=f2b1D5w82yU
[22:21] <@Rancid|> A KAAOTIC SMILE COMES TO MY FACE
[22:21] <@Rann> im not getting rickrolled ;p
01[22:21] <@duvii> Ok that was gay
[22:21] <@Rann> NO WAY MAN
[22:21] <@Rancid|> I PULL OUT MY DAGGERS FRESHLY DIPPED IN ACID
[22:21] <@Squrf> ACID DAGGERS!
[22:21] <@Azmodion> Rickrolled?
[22:21] <@Azmodion> WTF is rickrolled?
[22:21] <@Rancid|> THE CUM GUZZLING SLUTS FACE GOES WHITE
[22:21] <@Rann> not gonna happen
[22:21] <@Azmodion> Wait!
01[22:22] <@duvii> omg
01[22:22] <@duvii> azmo lives in the stone age
[22:22] <@Azmodion> Is Rancidgimp spewing?
[22:22] <Ashrak> Duvii that was a disappointment :( No Yoda or anything!
[22:22] <@Squrf> he's talking about his 3 inch dagger
[22:22] <@Rann> hes spewing, dunno what, but hes spewing
[22:22] <@Rancid|> AS I APPROACH THE GIMP WENCH FROM THE FRONT
[22:22] <@Azmodion> stone age>?
[22:22] <@Servilia> Bit too quick on the cut and paste aren't we Rancidwuss?
[22:22] <@Azmodion> cunt, I live in your ass!
[22:22] <@Rancid|> SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LISTEN
01[22:22] <@duvii> hahah Ash, I kept it classic
[22:22] <@Rancid|> AZMOWUSS
01[22:22] <@duvii> yeah we all know rancid can't type this fast
[22:22] <@Azmodion> STOP CUTTING AND PASTING YOU FUCKING WUSS!@
[22:22] <Ghazkul> Floooood
[22:22] <@Squrf> or this accurately
[22:22] <Chubbs> Wait, this is supposed to be a HellHole?
[22:22] <Chubbs> WTF?
[22:22] <@Rancid|> I PULL MY HAND BACK AND PIMP SLAP THE FUCKING BITCH LIKE SHE OWES ME MONEY
[22:22] <@Azmodion> mother fucker!
[22:23] <@Azmodion> that's my wench!
[22:23] <@Rancid|> KNOCKING OUT THREE OF THE FUCKING BITCHES FRONT TEETH
[22:23] <Ashrak> Stop talking over the song Duvii!
[22:23] <@Azmodion> it's me she owes money to!
[22:23] <@Azmodion> ::perks up::
[22:23] <@Rancid|> I CAN ALREADY TELL IT'S GOING TO BE ONE HELL OF A FUCKING NIGHT
[22:23] <@Azmodion> knocked out her teeth?
[22:23] <@Rancid|> IM JUST PISSED I FORGOT TO BRING A ZIPPERED GOOD
[22:23] <@Rancid|> HOOD
[22:23] <@Azmodion> I FUCKING TOLD YOU THAT'S MY WENCH!@
[22:23] <@Rancid|> LUCKILY I SEE TWO CHILDREN
[22:23] <@Rancid|> ONE TO HOLD EACH CANKLE
[22:23] <Ghazkul> Milf?
[22:23] <Chubbs> He must like them to gum his vagina while licking his clit Azmo.
[22:23] <Evis> is this that terrible rap song about raping some bitch who turns out to be your mom
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[22:23] <@Rann> cankle!?
[22:24] <@Squrf> what the fuck is a cankle
[22:24] <Evis> cause that actually happened to me
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[22:24] <@Rancid|> I CUT AN ARM OFF THE BITCH AND LET THE ACID SIZZLE INTO HER SKIN LIKE A BBQ
[22:24] <Ghazkul> Your poor thing Evis
[22:24] <Chubbs> CANKLE
01[22:24] <@duvii> Squrf
[22:24] <@Azmodion> CANKLE!
01[22:24] <@duvii> you disappoint me
[22:24] <Chubbs> WHEN THERE IS NO DISTINCTION BETWEEN CALF AND ANKLE
[22:24] <@Azmodion> AGAGAGAGA
[22:24] <Chubbs> CANKLE
[22:24] <@Rancid|> THE SMELL GOING OFF LIKE A DINNER BELL BACK AT THE HELLHOLE
[22:24] <@Azmodion> AHAHAHAHA
[22:24] <@Azmodion> Let's eat some CANKLE@!
[22:24] <@Rancid|> I SHOVE HER SIZZLING HAND UP HER SANDY SNATCH
[22:24] <Chubbs> MMM, Tasye
01[22:24] <@duvii> Rancid
[22:24] <Chubbs> Tasty, even
01[22:24] <@duvii> did you buy her an anal chandalier for her anal foyer?
[22:24] <@Rann> billary clintons cankles are explained by howard stern quite often
[22:24] <Ashrak> Mmm bbq.
[22:24] <@Rancid|> PUMPING HER FUCKING INTESTINES OUT OF HE RMOUTH
[22:24] <@Azmodion> BBQ CANKLE!
[22:25] <@Rancid|> I FORCE HER CHILDREN TO EAT THE INTESTINES
01[22:25] <@duvii> vagina brigade
[22:25] <Evis> ok i just came a little
[22:25] <@Rancid|> AND WASH IT DOWN WITH MY URINE
[22:25] <Ghazkul> Rancid should write a romance novel
[22:25] <@Rann> BBQ cankles are more evil than this..
[22:25] <@Rancid|> I LOOK BACK AT THE MUTILATED WENCH SEEING SHE IS STILL ALIVE AND SIZZLING
[22:25] <@Azmodion> LOL
[22:25] <@Rancid|> I WHISPER TO HER, BEFORE I FUCK YOUR ASS WITH THIS GODLY COCK
[22:25] <@Rann> still alive and sizzling
[22:25] <Ashrak> Or a restaurant menu
[22:25] <@Rann> hey you stole that from nonpoint
01[22:25] <@duvii> rofl
[22:25] <Ghazkul> hrmmmmm
[22:25] <@Rancid|> YOU WILL WATCH ME REMOVE THE BLOOD FROM YOUR CHILDREN
[22:25] <Evis> lol
[22:25] <Ashrak> like fajitas!
[22:26] <@Rancid|> AND CREATE ALCOHOL OUT OF IT FOR THE NEXT HELL HOLE GATHERING
[22:26] <@Azmodion> Er.... I hav en't been paying attention, is there any evil here? ;p
01[22:26] <@duvii> Ooh, anything is good in a flour tortilla
[22:26] <@Rann> Hey man, children are my area of expertise!
[22:26] <@Rancid|> I HEAR ONE OF THE WENCHES CHILDREN SREAM
[22:26] <Evis> distilled blood
[22:26] <@Azmodion> LOL!
[22:26] <@Rancid|> AND THE OTHER GURGLE ON MY URINE
01[22:26] <@duvii> rancid, this is the most homoerotic thing I have ever heard
01[22:26] <@duvii> fucking faggot
[22:26] <@Rann> lol
[22:26] <@Rancid|> THE GURGLE SOUND BLOCKING THE SCREAM
[22:26] <@Azmodion> LOL!
[22:26] <@Rann> ANd his surname shall be.... Fucking faggot.
[22:26] <@Rancid|> I TAKE WHAT IS LEFT OF THE WENCHES INTESTINES
[22:26] <Chubbs> CUNT GARGLING?
[22:26] <Chubbs> SWEET
[22:26] <@Azmodion> Duvii is getting turned on
[22:26] <Ghazkul> >_<
01[22:26] <@duvii> why the fuck don't you make them gurgle Salsa, urine is so last year
[22:26] <@Rancid|> AND SHOVE THEM DOWN HER THROAT
[22:26] <@Azmodion> she must like cankle
[22:26] <@Rancid|> I SLIT THE CHILDREN BEHIND THE AKILIES
01[22:26] <@duvii> Cankles are hot, dude
[22:26] <@Rann> achilles
[22:26] <@Squrf> what the fuck
[22:26] <@Rann> thanks
[22:27] <Evis> AKILIES (sp)
[22:27] <@Rann> stuneed
[22:27] <Ghazkul> Nice
[22:27] <@Azmodion> Er, now this just isn't making sense
[22:27] <@Rancid|> AND HANG THEM UPSIDE DOWN AS YOU WOULD TO SKIN AN ANIMAL
[22:27] <@Azmodion> what happened to the cankles?
[22:27] <Chubbs> achilles cankles?
[22:27] <@Rann> More cankles
[22:27] <@Rancid|> I CUT THEIR MOTHERFUCKING JUGULARS
[22:27] <Chubbs> oooh, the weak spot.
[22:27] <@Squrf> he ate them, I think
01[22:27] <@duvii> Azmo, ever heard of the alabama hot pocket?
[22:27] <@Azmodion> Did somebody eat them or what?
[22:27] <@Rancid|> AND SQUEEZE THEM LIKE TOMATOES BLEEDING THEM DRY
[22:27] <Ghazkul> Squrf just said he ate them
[22:27] <Ghazkul> FuCK
[22:27] <@Azmodion> Er, they ame that after yer snatch?
[22:27] <@Rann> I think they are still on the grill Azmodion
[22:27] <@Rancid|> FINISHED WITH THAT I TURN BACK TO THE FUCKING WENCH
[22:27] <@Rancid|> AND FUCK HER EYE SOCKETS
[22:27] <@Squrf> with or without the eyes intact?
[22:27] <@Rann> -1 for skull fucking
[22:27] <@Rancid|> MY WHOLE BODY CLENCHES ANS I FUCKING JIZ IN HER EYE HOLE
[22:27] <@Squrf> details, man, details
[22:27] <@Rancid|> AFTER I FINISH I REALIZE
[22:27] <Ghazkul> Did you tell her that you loved her Rancid?
01[22:27] <@duvii> hahah, his dick is small enough to fit in an eye socket
[22:28] <@Rancid|> THAT THIS COCK-SUCKING
[22:28] <@Azmodion> Er, well, you almost have to have a skull fucking ;p
[22:28] <@Rancid|> MOTHERFUCKING WENCH IS WEARING A MASK
[22:28] <@Rann> true ;p
[22:28] <@Rancid|> I REMOVE THE MASK AND TO MY SURPRISE
[22:28] <@Rann> but its still a -1 ;p
01[22:28] <@duvii> IT'S SQURF
[22:28] <@Azmodion> LOL!
[22:28] <@Rancid|> ITS THAT FUCKING GIMP BITCH FEYD IN DISGUISE
[22:28] <Evis> its ghaz?
[22:28] <Ghazkul> OH GOD
[22:28] <@Azmodion> SURF?>!
[22:28] <Ghazkul> OH LORD
[22:28] <@Rancid|> RAPED KAAOS STYLE MOTHERFUCKER! WHEEEEEEEEEEE
[22:28] <@Azmodion> LOL
[22:28] <@Rann> AND FEYD IS SMILING UP WANTING MORE!
[22:28] <@Rancid|> THE LORD OF TERROR HAS RISEN
03[22:28] * duvii is now known as FEYD
[22:28] <@Azmodion> Er....
01[22:28] <@FEYD> ow
[22:28] <@Azmodion> ok....
01[22:28] <@FEYD> let me write some poetry
[22:28] <@Azmodion> what did I miss...
01[22:28] <@FEYD> to express my grief
[22:28] <@Azmodion> did he just fuck Feyd?
[22:28] <@Rann> yes
[22:28] <Evis> you are so gay rancid
[22:28] <@Azmodion> LOL!
[22:29] <@Rancid|> MUTALATED
01[22:29] <@FEYD> I can't see you to love you Rancid, with my sad sad eyes
[22:29] <Ghazkul> Fuck feyd in the eye
[22:29] <@Azmodion> Ok Rancid sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up....
[22:29] <@Rancid|> LIKE A FUCKING RUSSIAN
[22:29] <@Rann> and it had to be intentional, he knew it was gonna happen all along since he wrote it ;x
[22:29] <@Azmodion> it's time for the gimps to spweith...
01[22:29] <@FEYD> I love you guys KUUUUUUUAAWIWIWAIAIIAAAA
[22:29] <@Rancid|> FUCK YOU AZMO, NONE OF THEM ARE WORTHY
03[22:29] * FEYD is now known as duvii
[22:29] <@Azmodion> Defendir, did you bring your gods something?
[22:29] <@Rann> HAI FEYD
[22:29] <Ghazkul> Feyd's dead Jim
[22:29] <@Azmodion> It's GEYD!
[22:30] <@Rann> bunch of flaming homos!
[22:30] <@Rancid|> Defendir you fucking gimp
[22:30] <@Azmodion> LOL....
[22:30] <@Defendir> I DONT BRING YOU ANYTHING, IT YOU WHO BRINGS ME, YOUR GOD!
[22:30] <@Rancid|> .....
[22:30] <@Azmodion> APPROACHTHE BONE BITCH!
[22:30] <Boomdroo> I can't comprehend that sentence
[22:30] <@Azmodion> DEFENDIR APPROACH THE BONE!
[22:30] <Ghazkul> LOL wut at defendir
06[22:30] * @Rann has been slain by bad grammar
[22:30] <@Azmodion> Mother fucker... I'm gonna boot your gimp ass
06[22:30] * @Rancid| Tries to cast Greater Heal on Rann but fails
[22:30] <@Rann> aprroach the bone?
[22:31] <@Azmodion> APPROACH THE THRONE OF BONE...
[22:31] <@Azmodion> and KNEEL BEFORE YOUR GODS
[22:31] <Ghazkul> Boner=Hard on?
[22:31] <@Defendir> *approaches*
[22:31] <Ghazkul> Fuck
[22:31] <@Rancid|> afk fire alarm
[22:31] <@Rann> KNEEL
[22:31] <@Azmodion> KNEEL BITCH
01[22:31] <@duvii> approach the bone, ass first
[22:31] <@Azmodion> LOL
[22:31] <@Rann> BOW AND SCRAPE BEFORE YOUR GODS!
[22:31] <Ghazkul> Back that shit up
[22:31] <@Defendir> I kneel for no one
01[22:31] <@duvii> then drop it like it's hot
[22:31] <@Azmodion> ON YOUR FUCKING KNEES BEFORE YOUR GODS!
[22:31] <@Rancid|> caps you fucking bitch
[22:31] <@Rann> Kneel or you will bee knelt!
[22:32] <@Rancid|> By Azmo, who can't get it up because he has been doing coke all day
01[22:32] <@duvii> bee!
[22:32] <@Defendir> It is you who will kneel
[22:32] <@Azmodion> Well, that's true...
[22:32] <@Azmodion> I have been doing coke all day
[22:32] <@Azmodion> but that's what they make viagra for!
[22:32] <@Rann> Kneel or you will be knelt! fag!
[22:32] <@Rancid|> CAPS YOU STUPID PEON
[22:32] <@Rancid|> Kal stole it all, remember
[22:32] <@Azmodion> fucking gimp
[22:32] <@Rann> Quick someone paste something for him!

Duvii
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[22:33] <Evis> if he kneels he wont be able to kiss you on the mouth
[22:33] <@Azmodion> Rancid, start copy pasting something to him so he has something to say ;p
[22:33] <@Rann> THE MAN IN BLACK FLED ACROSS THE DESERT, THE GUNSLINGER FOLLOWED
[22:33] <@Azmodion> you seem good at that ;p
[22:33] <Ghazkul> Now this is the story all about how
[22:33] <Ghazkul> My life got flipped, turned upside down
[22:33] <Ghazkul> And I’d like to take a minute just sit right there
[22:33] <Ghazkul> I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called bel-air
[22:33] <@Rann> rofl ghaz
03[22:33] * Rancid| is now known as Defendir|
[22:33] <@Squrf> lmao
[22:33] <@pizdets> fuck you
[22:33] <@Azmodion> LOL
[22:33] <@Azmodion> Ghaz is in!
[22:33] <@Defendir|> ANOTHER 3 YEARS BEFORE I MAKE KGFS!
01[22:33] <@duvii> She lay naked and spread-eagle, exposed like all the beautiful young virgins that had adorned these sacred altars over many years.
[22:33] <@Squrf> from your lips
[22:33] <@Azmodion> LOL!
[22:33] <@Defendir|> I LOST TO GHAZ IN AN EVIL CONTEST!
[22:33] <Ashrak> Do it on TS Ghaz!
[22:33] <@Azmodion> KNEEL DENFENGIMP!
[22:34] <Ghazkul> I'm lost what the fuck
[22:34] <Chubbs> DENFENGIMP
[22:34] <Ashrak> Thats cuz Ghaz gets on his knees the second someone asks Def
06[22:34] * @Defendir| KNEELS
[22:34] <@Defendir|> OMG I LOSE
[22:34] <@pizdets> GODDAMIT
03[22:34] * Defendir| is now known as Rancid|
[22:34] <@Azmodion> LOL!
[22:34] <@Azmodion> BOOOOOOOT!
[22:34] <@Rann> defenastrategimp
[22:34] <@Azmodion> Demonstrap?
[22:34] <@Rann> he musta tripped ;p
[22:34] <@Rancid|> boot this fucking mortal already
[22:34] <Ghazkul> Hummmmmmm
[22:35] <@Rann> NEXT!
[22:35] <@Azmodion> Defendir.... WTF man, you just sitting there like a dear caught in the headlights...
03[22:35] * Defendir was kicked by duvii (I have more evil in my labia)
03[22:35] * Defendir (~none@cpe-065-191-188-059.nc.res.rr.com) has joined #kaaos
03[22:35] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Defendir
03[22:35] * Rancid| is now known as Defendir|
[22:35] <@Rann> deer azmo, deer ;p
[22:35] <@Azmodion> if yer not gonna kneel then you better start spewing...
03[22:35] * Agrimat (Agrimat@c-24-16-40-169.hsd1.mn.comcast.net) has joined #kaaos
[22:35] <Ashrak> Anal deer in headlights
[22:35] <@Azmodion> or you will suck boot
[22:35] <@Rann> deer, thing you shoot with arrows
[22:35] <@Azmodion> thanks Rann ;p
[22:35] <@Defendir|> I see my victim. a red haird wench
[22:35] <@Defendir|> oops
[22:35] <Ghazkul> I bet Def was that god damn deer that ran into my truck
[22:35] <Ghazkul> Fucking shit
[22:35] <@Rann> lol
[22:35] <@Defendir|> no caps and stolen material!
[22:35] <@Azmodion> LOL!
03[22:35] * Defendir| is now known as Rancid|
[22:35] <@Rancid|> fucking pussy ass defendir
[22:35] <@Rancid|> BITCH
[22:35] <@Rancid|> SEARCH THE NET HARD FOR SOME EVIL
[22:35] <@Rann> that was almost worth admission ;p
06[22:36] * @duvii yawns
[22:36] <@Azmodion> Alright then... any other gimps want to step up?
[22:36] <@Azmodion> Boom?!! Ghaz?!
[22:36] <Ghazkul> I'm at a loss of what to do
01[22:36] <@duvii> Boom's too fragile to slurp upon the KAAOS love juice
[22:36] <@Rancid|> Fuck Boom, hes not worthy of our preasence
[22:36] <@Azmodion> Step the fuck up gimps!
[22:36] <Ghazkul> Am I suppose to suck your dick and tickle your balls?
[22:36] <Ghazkul> Put my finger in your ass?
[22:36] <Ghazkul> I don't know
[22:36] <@Azmodion> Yes... suck and tickle my balls...
[22:36] <@Azmodion> but do it in an evil way!
[22:36] <Agrimat> Ghaz. You're doing it wrong.
01[22:36] <@duvii> Azmo prefers fisting
[22:36] <@pizdets> fucking christ do i have to do everything around here?
[22:37] <@Rancid|> Sorry, we already let Squrf in through the faggot route
[22:37] <@pizdets> OK NOW IM DRUNK ENOUGH
[22:37] <Ghazkul> Thats pretty queer
[22:37] <@Rancid|> PIZ, EVIL YOU FUCKING BITCH
03[22:37] * pizdets is now known as PIZDETS
06[22:37] * @PIZDETS STEPS UP
[22:37] <@Azmodion> SPEW THAT SHIT PIZGIMP!
[22:37] <@Azmodion> KNEEL BITCH!
[22:37] <@PIZDETS> I ONLY HAVE ONE THING TO SAY
[22:37] <@PIZDETS> http://creativelaziness.com/k/m0.jpg
[22:37] <@Azmodion> Yer gay?
[22:37] <@PIZDETS> http://creativelaziness.com/k/m1.jpg
[22:37] <@Azmodion> we already knew that ;p
[22:37] <Chubbs> You <3 balls?
[22:37] <@PIZDETS> http://creativelaziness.com/k/m2.jpg
[22:37] <@PIZDETS> http://creativelaziness.com/k/m-kaaos.jpg
[22:37] <@PIZDETS> OK IM DONE
[22:38] <@Rann> wtf
[22:38] <@Rancid|> BOOT
03[22:38] * Retrieving #kaaos modes...
[22:38] <@Azmodion> So who was your boyfriend?
[22:38] <@Rann> rofl
[22:38] <Ghazkul> OH FUCk
[22:38] <Evis> you are not drunk enough clearly
[22:38] <Ghazkul> I HERAD ABOUT THOSE PICS
01[22:38] <@duvii> omg piz has movies of salsarita!
[22:38] <Ghazkul> Obviously not drunk enough like The Hoof
06[22:38] * @Rann mourns The hoof!
01[22:38] <@duvii> Piz, she's not good at head, I can tell from the picture.
[22:38] <@PIZDETS> NO SHES NOT
[22:38] <Agrimat> What's she doing wrong, Duvii?
[22:38] <@Azmodion> So nobody is swinging balls tonight eh?
[22:38] <@PIZDETS> THATS WHY SHE GOT THE BOOT
[22:39] <Evis> agrimat wants the advice
[22:39] <Ghazkul> OH HO
[22:39] <@Rancid|> It's okay Rann
01[22:39] <@duvii> She's whining about something probably, that's what she did!
[22:39] <@Rancid|> we still have Drackhoof
01[22:39] <@duvii> Also, no hand action is just pathetic
[22:39] <Ghazkul> Whining about sucking dick?
[22:39] <Ghazkul> Awful
[22:39] <@Rancid|> YOU FUCKING KGFS PUSSIES
[22:39] <Ghazkul> No hand action=terrible
[22:39] <Agrimat> Ghaz never whines about sucking dice. Seriously.
[22:39] <@Rancid|> step the fuck up and spew!
[22:39] <@Rancid|> Show these gimps how it's done
[22:39] <@Azmodion> Alright....
[22:39] <@Rancid|> Fuck this
[22:39] <@Azmodion> Since we've got no gimps trying for KGFS...
[22:39] <@Rancid|> I'm no longer KGFS, I'm KAAOS now
[22:40] <Ghazkul> Self proclaimed?
[22:40] <@Azmodion> what KGFS gimps do we have that want to prove they are more than just a gay fucking squire?
[22:40] <Ghazkul> HUH?
01[22:40] <@duvii> http://www.dirtyrottenwhore.com/wp-content/uploads/whores/britney_spears/britney_spears_vag/britney-spears-vag-05.jpg
[22:40] <@Rancid|> I'm already KAAOS
[22:40] <@Azmodion> Were you ever KGFS Rancid? ;p
01[22:40] <@duvii> I found Defendir
[22:40] <@Rancid|> never
[22:40] <@Rann> Rancid, you were either a kgfs or you werekaaos
[22:40] <@Rann> there you go
[22:40] <@Rancid|> KAAOS ALL THE FUCKING WAY
[22:40] <@Rancid|> the title is Shed
[22:40] <@Azmodion> LOL, yer always KGFS to me gimp ass mother fucker ;p
[22:40] <@Azmodion> Fuck you bitch....
[22:40] <@Rancid|> You're old
[22:40] <@Rancid|> and blind
[22:41] <@Rann> Yeah so is tyo to you though Azmodion ;p
[22:41] <@Rancid|> so fuck you gimp
[22:41] <@Azmodion> we'll tell you when you've shed the title...
[22:41] <@Azmodion> the only thing you shed was squrf's dildo ;p
[22:41] <@Rancid|> There is no title
[22:41] <@Rancid|> He needs a dildo
[22:41] <@Rann> There is no dana, only zuul
[22:41] <@Azmodion> LOL@
[22:41] <@Rancid|> we all know what he lacks
01[22:41] <@duvii> rofl
[22:41] <@Azmodion> Well this means we officially have nothing to vote on tonight.....
[22:41] <@Rancid|> and he is too pussy to step up, just like the rest of you fucks
[22:41] <Agrimat> Jesus. Did Rancid lay down some amazing evil here to back up all the shit he's talking?
[22:41] <@Rann> I vote no on Agrimat
[22:42] <@Squrf> Rancid, open your mouth a little wider
[22:42] <@Azmodion> Unless some fool starts spewin some evil I'm calling this shit
[22:42] <@Rann> since he has yet to participate in a HellHole
[22:42] <@Azmodion> and gonna go jerk off to mila javovovich!
01[22:42] <@duvii> Agrimat, he talked about gently making love to a 56 year old redhead.
[22:42] <Evis> dude that nonsense was tame
[22:42] <@Rancid|> About the closest thing your gimp ass would get to a blow job, squrf
[22:42] <Agrimat> Did he now.
[22:42] <@Azmodion> or however you spell that shit l;op
[22:42] <@PIZDETS> MILA JOVOVICH?
[22:42] <Agrimat> That sounds weak.
[22:42] <@PIZDETS> THATS EVIL TO YOU?
[22:42] <@Rancid|> I vote no on Azmo
[22:42] <@PIZDETS> FUCKING PUSSI
01[22:42] <@duvii> Yeah, she had like 4 teenagers
[22:42] <@PIZDETS> Y
[22:42] <Agrimat> Let me guess, someone's mom?
01[22:42] <@duvii> One of them was Ghaz
[22:42] <Agrimat> Or grandma maybe?
[22:42] <Ghazkul> HOly fuck
[22:42] <Ghazkul> Mom?
[22:43] <Agrimat> Or Azmo's girlfriend?
[22:43] <@Azmodion> You are my girlfriend Agrabitch!
[22:43] <Ghazkul> Who is this asian bitch in my house than?
01[22:43] <@duvii> Yes, Azmo is Ghaz's biological father
03[22:43] * Rann is now known as Tyo
[22:43] <@Azmodion> Yer my prison bitch ;p
[22:43] <@Tyo> Oh hey guys
03[22:43] * Rancid| is now known as Agrimat|
01[22:43] <@duvii> hi tyo, I have some glenfiddich for you
[22:43] <@Agrimat|> Clear comms, Tyo is speaking
[22:43] <@Tyo> Defendir and Boom are now KGFS, Cya guys.
03[22:43] * Agrimat| is now known as Rancid|
03[22:43] * Tyo is now known as Rann
[22:43] <Ghazkul> zzzzzzz
[22:43] <@Azmodion> LOL!
[22:43] <@Rancid|> I vote no on Tyo
01[22:44] <@duvii> Dude, we know it's not tyo
01[22:44] <@duvii> because you didn't say COONS
[22:44] <Agrimat> Me too. He's a quitter.
01[22:44] <@duvii> like a fucking hippy redneck ;p
03[22:44] * Rann is now known as Tyo
[22:44] <@Tyo> Hey coons.
01[22:44] <@duvii> there you go, that's more believable!
[22:44] <@Rancid|> Plagurism!
[22:44] <Agrimat> Hey Tyo. Good to see you making the scene.
[22:44] <@Tyo> Lets go cleave rumblecrush
[22:44] <@Tyo> Good scene
[22:44] <@Azmodion> Alright fucks.... nothing but pussies here... I'm out
[22:44] <Agrimat> Sounds burly.
[22:44] <Ghazkul> Good scene=Agrimat
[22:44] <Ghazkul> Imposter
[22:44] <@Tyo> Im gonna play some Dungeon siege 2
[22:44] <@Tyo> anyone wanna join the campaign?
[22:44] <Ghazkul> How about some Space Siege?
03[22:45] * Tyo is now known as Rann
06[22:45] * Evis STEPS UP HOLDING WHAT APPEARS TO BE A BABIES ARM IN HIS HANDS
[22:45] <Agrimat> Okay, shut the fuck up. Did ANYONE spew while I was gone?
[22:45] <@Azmodion> Er....
06[22:45] * @Rann eyes Evis
01[22:45] <@duvii> OH GOD, EVIS FOUND MY DILDO
[22:45] <Ghazkul> BABY DILDO
[22:45] <@Azmodion> wait, do we have someone growing some balls?
[22:45] <Ashrak> Ooo Evis, making baby back ribs?
[22:45] <@Rancid|> AGROWUSS
[22:45] <@Rancid|> SPEW
01[22:45] <@duvii> Eviscero, I didn't wash that
01[22:45] <@duvii> joke's on you
[22:45] <@Azmodion> LOL!
[22:45] <@Rann> Do you bring sumthing for your gods Evis?
[22:45] <Evis> THAT ISNT A DIDLE CUNT. THIS SHIT WOULDNT FORCE YOU TO FAKE IT
[22:46] <@Azmodion> LMFAO!
[22:46] <@Rann> I wonder how much you can buy a didle for
[22:46] <@PIZDETS> didle cunt?
01[22:46] <@duvii> What's a dildo cunt?
[22:46] <@Azmodion> Fucking faking cunt!
[22:46] <@PIZDETS> thats a new one
01[22:46] <@duvii> rofl
[22:46] <@Rancid|> I'm confused
[22:46] <@Azmodion> Er, wait... Duvi is KAAOS fucker... on your knees before her...
[22:46] <@Rann> Nothing new there rancid
[22:46] <@Azmodion> and make yourself useful
03[22:46] * Chubbs (~Chubbs@c-98-194-226-7.hsd1.tx.comcast.net) has left #kaaos
[22:46] <@Azmodion> Service your goddess!
01[22:46] <@duvii> seriously, I could use a good tickle
[22:46] <Evis> DUVII'S BEEN DRIPPING FOR THIS SHIT SINCE DAY ONE
[22:46] <@Rann> Smubbs!
[22:46] <@Rancid|> Rann you can still see
01[22:46] <@duvii> which is about all you could give me ;x
[22:46] <Agrimat> Rancid, all I've heard from you is a barking about how you're KAAOS now.
[22:46] <@Rancid|> at your age?
[22:46] <Agrimat> But no one call tell me about your evil.
[22:46] <@Rann> partly
[22:46] <@Rancid|> Agrimat, that's because your a bitch motherfucker

Duvii
04-29-2008, 11:00 PM
[22:46] <@Rancid|> who comes late
01[22:47] <@duvii> Agrimat, I told you all about it
[22:47] <@Rann> I have dragon something speaking, it reads to me
[22:47] <Agrimat> Except for you gently making love to a 56 year old woman.
[22:47] <@Rancid|> so if you want to see some evil, you can suck it out of Duvii's cock
01[22:47] <@duvii> here's a quote "mommy, I love you - can I touch your pee pee"
[22:47] <@Squrf> he fucked Feyd, therefore, he's evil
[22:47] <Ghazkul> OH FUCK
01[22:47] <@duvii> Oh rancid, good idea
[22:47] <Ghazkul> With that logic squrf...
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[22:47] <Ghazkul> Fuck
[22:47] <Ashrak> Getting fucked by Feyd is different Ghaz, chill out.
[22:47] <@Rancid|> rofl
[22:47] <Ghazkul> Oh whew
[22:47] <Ghazkul> FUck
[22:47] <Agrimat> Pfft. Sounds like he read through the HH archives to see what was successful, settled on the "Fuck someone that KAAOS doesn't like" formula, and filled in the dots.
[22:47] <Ghazkul> So I'm still clean?
[22:47] <@Rann> Evis, did you have something to say?
[22:48] <Agrimat> Boring.
[22:48] <Evis> YEA I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY. DUVII'S SNATCH SMELLS LIKE TASTY DELIGHT
[22:48] <@Rancid|> Story of your life
[22:48] <Ghazkul> Make it excting by making it a gang bang
[22:48] <Agrimat> Quiet Rancid, listening to Evis now.
[22:48] <@PIZDETS> tasty.... delight
[22:48] <@Rancid|> tell us something we don't know
01[22:48] <@duvii> Rancid could steal his sister's leather jacket and eat her hampsters, that worked in a previous hell hole
[22:48] <Ashrak> Duvii did you put gummy bears up there again?
[22:48] <@Squrf> this is supposed to be new?
[22:48] <@PIZDETS> something tells me that evil is not present here
01[22:48] <@duvii> Oh crap, gummy bears, yum
03[22:48] * Rann is now known as Spock
[22:48] <@Azmodion> BUT EVIL TASTY DELIGHT RIGHT?
[22:48] <@Spock> I sense no evil here.
03[22:49] * Spock is now known as Rann
[22:49] <@PIZDETS> rofl @ rann
[22:49] <Ghazkul> KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HN
[22:49] <Ghazkul> RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAN
[22:49] <@PIZDETS> T
[22:49] <@Rann> rofl
[22:49] <@Azmodion> FUCK DUVII IN THE CANKLE EVISCERO!
[22:49] <Evis> IT ISNT GUMMY BEARS BUT I DO SEE SOMETHING COLORFUL. ITS KALS DIGNITY
[22:49] <@Rann> WITH THAT DIDLE CUNT
03[22:49] * Ghazkul was kicked by duvii (...)
01[22:49] <@duvii> ahahahha
[22:49] <@Azmodion> LOL!
[22:49] <@Rancid|> THAT SQURF HAS IN HIS PANTS
[22:49] <@Rann> SHE WILL BE STUNEED!
01[22:49] <@duvii> Azmo, I left my cankles on the grill
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[22:49] <@PIZDETS> why is it that even when evis types in all caps i imagine a baby girls voice?
[22:49] <Ghazkul> The fuck was that for you cunt
[22:49] <Ghazkul> !
01[22:50] <@duvii> Do I need a reason?
[22:50] <Ghazkul> THERE IS A MOTIVE BEHIND EVERYTHING
[22:50] <Ghazkul> LIKE WHY WOULD YOU FUCK KAL
[22:50] <Ghazkul> OR WHY WOULD I FUCK FEYD
[22:50] <Ghazkul> OR AYIKA ETC
01[22:50] <@duvii> I like his godload
[22:50] <Ghazkul> ...
[22:50] <Ghazkul> What does it taste like?
[22:50] <Agrimat> No, you're KAAOS, Duvii, you don't have to explain anything to Ghaz unless he wants to step up.
[22:50] <@Rann> Evis, You started something, Can you finish it?
[22:50] <Evis> STOP FANTASIZING ABOUT ME PIZ. A CHICK WITH A DICK IS STILL A DUDE
01[22:51] <@duvii> true, true
03[22:51] * Evis was kicked by PIZDETS (WHAT?)
[22:51] <Agrimat> But it sounds like he doesn't want to.
[22:51] <@Rann> Or did you come before your gods and realize you were out of your league?!
[22:51] <Ashrak> Ghaz wants to know Duvii, to fuel his wet dreams. Give him something!
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[22:51] <@Rann> Or did you come before your gods and realize you were out of your league?!
01[22:51] <@duvii> Oh that's true, he does fantasize about Kal
[22:51] <@Rann> Don't make me repeat myself!
[22:51] <@Rancid|> SPEW OR DIE MORTAL
01[22:51] <@duvii> Analiscero is boring me
[22:51] <@PIZDETS> evis fails the auto-rejoin game for the 39285792375th time
[22:51] <Agrimat> There are about three people in here that I think could step up, but it looks like they're all hoping someone else does so they don't have to.
[22:52] <@Rancid|> Two already failed
01[22:52] <@duvii> fucking captain cramtastic and his amazing spastic elastic plastic prehensile colon
[22:52] <@Rann> Someone else stepping up will not got them into KAAOS
[22:52] <Agrimat> You and who else?
[22:52] <@Rann> get
[22:52] <@PIZDETS> rancid is one of them
[22:52] <@Rancid|> your mom
[22:52] <@Rann> fucked
[22:52] <Agrimat> Clever.
[22:52] <@Rancid|> all I got left
[22:52] <Evis> KICKING ME WONT MAKE YOU STRAIGHT PIZ
[22:52] <@Squrf> no, but it will amuse him
[22:52] <Evis> BACK TO DUVII'S SAND TRAP
[22:52] <@Azmodion> LOL!
03[22:52] * Evis was kicked by duvii (won't)
[22:52] <Ghazkul> Flexing his goddamn epeen
[22:52] <@PIZDETS> lol
[22:52] <Agrimat> Evis is on the verge of stepping up.
03[22:52] * You were kicked by Rann (WILL!)
Session Close: Tue Apr 29 22:52:56 2008

Session Start: Tue Apr 29 22:53:00 2008
Session Ident: #kaaos
Session Close: Tue Apr 29 22:53:00 2008

Session Start: Tue Apr 29 22:53:00 2008
Session Ident: #kaaos
03[22:53] * Now talking in #kaaos
03[22:53] * Topic is '[[K A A O S]] ~ [http://www.kaaos.com] ~ [ Topic: Register Fags! http://www.gamesurge.net/createaccount/ ]'
03[22:53] * Set by Gameservers.NJ.US.GameSurge.ne on Fri Mar 21 01:04:13
03[22:53] * ChanServ sets mode: +o duvii
03[22:53] * Rann (~rann@cdm-75-109-102-235.asbnva.dh.suddenlink.net) has joined #kaaos
03[22:53] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Rann
[22:53] <@Squrf> lmao!
[22:53] <Agrimat> Evis!
01[22:53] <@duvii> rofl
[22:53] <@Rancid|> HAHA
[22:53] <@Rancid|> owned!
[22:53] <@Rann> rofl
[22:53] <@Rann> Chanserv stabs me in the back!
[22:53] <@PIZDETS> quick! someone kick themselves and make a joke about it!
[22:53] <@Rancid|> It was paid off with deep throat
[22:53] <Ghazkul> I would if I could
[22:53] <Agrimat> All you have to do to step up is say "I am going to spew some evil" and go.
[22:53] <Agrimat> That's all.
[22:54] <@PIZDETS> ok agro
[22:54] <Agrimat> It's not easy, but it's not supposed to be.
[22:54] <@PIZDETS> show us how it's done
01[22:54] <@duvii> Or you could stand up and say "I want to go home and cuddle with my blankie"
[22:54] <@Squrf> do we really need a repeat of Agrimat's HH?
01[22:54] <@duvii> Oh, true. It's been done.
[22:54] <@Squrf> ok, here
[22:54] <Evis> WHEN I FUCK DUVII I MAKE KAL CRY. NOT BECAUSE HE'S HURT BY THE BETRYAL, BUT BECAUSE HE wISHES IT WAS HIS ASS I WAS POUNDING. SPEAKING OF WHICH WHERE IS THAT PILLOW BITER?
03[22:54] * Squrf is now known as Tyo
[22:54] <Agrimat> Here we go.
[22:54] <@Tyo> Agrimat lets me fuck him every night, he's in
01[22:54] <@duvii> ROFL
[22:54] <@Rann> lol
03[22:54] * Tyo is now known as Squrf
[22:54] <@Rancid|> !
[22:54] <Ghazkul> I knew it
[22:54] <@PIZDETS> HAHHAA
[22:54] <@Rann> lol
[22:54] <@Rancid|> haha
[22:55] <@Rann> EVISCERO, ARE YOU STOPPING TO FUCKING READ WHAT WE ARE SAYING?
[22:55] <@Azmodion> LOL!
[22:55] <@Rann> FUCKING SPEW YOU WORTHLESS PILE OF SHIT
[22:55] <Ghazkul> Quitter~
01[22:55] <@duvii> He's not reading, he's looking for something to cut and paste
[22:55] <@PIZDETS> see it's one thing to spew gore
[22:55] <@PIZDETS> but thats old
[22:55] <@Rann> DO YOU HAVE THE FUCKING SACK TO RUN WITH KAAOS? OR ARE YOU JUST LIKE THE REST OF THESE POLE SMUGGLERS, LEECHING FROM THE KAAOS TEET
[22:55] <@PIZDETS> gore != evil
[22:56] <@Rancid|> WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[22:56] <@Rancid|> EVIL!
[22:56] <@PIZDETS> true evil comes from the condemning of anothers soul
[22:56] <@PIZDETS> corrupting it
[22:56] <@PIZDETS> molding it
[22:56] <@Rancid|> JESUS CHRIST EVIS, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
[22:56] <@Servilia> Lates freaks ;P
[22:56] <@Rann> cya serv
[22:56] <@Squrf> later Serv
01[22:56] <@duvii> nite serv :)
[22:56] <@Rancid|> hasta serv
[22:56] <Evis> SORRY I HAD TO STOP FOR A MINUTE TO FUCK MY GIRLFRIEND
[22:56] <@PIZDETS> into something truly degenerate, to the point that it reeks of evil
03[22:56] * Evis was kicked by PIZDETS (evis)
[22:56] <@Rancid|> DID YOU CUT HER EYES OUT
01[22:57] <@duvii> Dude, make the bitch wait Evis
[22:57] <Ghazkul> P whipped
[22:57] <@Azmodion> Hasta Serv ;>
[22:57] <@PIZDETS> as i was saying
02[22:57] * @Servilia (~die@adsl-68-125-217-202.dsl.irvnca.pacbell.net) Quit (Quit)
03[22:57] * Evis (~Eviscero@c-69-254-202-226.hsd1.az.comcast.net) has joined #kaaos
[22:57] <@Azmodion> LMFAO!
[22:57] <@PIZDETS> all this talk about baby hands, and guts, and gore...
[22:57] <@PIZDETS> it all means nothing
03[22:57] * duvii is now known as eviscero
[22:57] <@Rancid|> DID YOU CUT HER FACE OPEN AND FUCKING HER WOUNDS
[22:57] <@Azmodion> Piz, you boot his ass again and you are gonna suck boot
[22:57] <Evis> THE BITCH IS GAGGING AND ITS DISTRACTING
[22:57] <@Azmodion> STOP BOOTING THE PEONS!
01[22:57] <@eviscero> actually what i meant was that i went afk to pull one off because squrf's seriously turning me on right now
03[22:57] * eviscero is now known as duvii
[22:57] <@Squrf> rofl
[22:57] <@Rann> IS SHE GAGGING ON YOUR WEAK ATTEMPT AT EVIL?
[22:58] <@Rancid|> GAGGING ON WHAT? SQURFS DILDO?
[22:58] <@Rann> YOU'VE GOT MORE THAN THAT BOY
[22:58] <Evis> SHES GAGGING ON A COCK THAT TASTES LIKE HER MOMS ASS
[22:58] <@Azmodion> LOL!
01[22:58] <@duvii> ROFL
[22:58] <@Rann> WE CAN GET PORN ON THE INTERNET FOR FREE, YOU HAVE TO DO BETTER THAN THAT MOTHERFUCKER
[22:58] <Evis> TURNS OUT YOU CAN FUCK AN ASS THATS BEEN DEAD A WEEK
01[22:58] <@duvii> well why the hell not
[22:58] <Ghazkul> THATS GOTTA BE MESSY EVIS
[22:58] <@Squrf> golly gee, that's a shock
[22:58] <Ashrak> Piz put up pictures Evis, text isnt gonna do it :-/
01[22:58] <@duvii> but no matter who you are, beastiality is not ok
03[22:58] * @Azmodion (~pirch@c-24-4-64-63.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) has left #kaaos
[22:58] <@Rann> NECROPHILIA, ARE WE USING ALL THE CLICHES!
[22:59] <Chubbs> Necrophilia? Now I'm starting to get interested.
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[22:59] <@Rann> Oh hey azmo, did you wanna do an evil? no? Ok your in, tyo told me to tell you.
[22:59] <Chubbs> !up
03[22:59] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Chubbs
[22:59] <Evis> IF YOU CAN STAND THE SMELL OF DECOMPOSING FLESH ITS A REAL TURN ON TO JAB YOUR COCK IN AN ASS THATS FALLNG APART
[22:59] <@Chubbs> FUCK YOU NIGGERS, I'M BACK AT THE TOP.
[23:00] <@Squrf> IT'S GONNA COLLAPSE
01[23:00] <@duvii> Ghaz is at the bottom, look at that!
[23:00] <Ghazkul> OHHHHHHHHHHH
03[23:00] * Ghazkul was kicked by Chubbs (Kick)
03[23:00] * Ghazkul (~tennohaik@c-76-105-119-211.hsd1.ga.comcast.net) has joined #kaaos
[23:00] <@Chubbs> hey, it works just like in game!
[23:00] <Ghazkul> I'M BAAAAAAACK
01[23:00] <@duvii> Now it's Evis at the bottom, fantasising about fucking his own mother in her dead and rotting ass
[23:00] <Ghazkul> LIKE ALWAYS
[23:00] <Ghazkul> No I'm back
[23:00] <Agrimat> Imposing.
[23:01] <@Rancid|> SPEW EVIL EVIS
[23:01] <@Rancid|> GOD DAMMIT
[23:01] <Evis> DUVII DO YOU LIKE IT WHEN I USE MY OWN SHIT TO LUBE YOU MOUTH
[23:01] <@Rancid|> REAL FUCKING EVIL
01[23:01] <@duvii> Anal ping pong.
[23:01] <@Chubbs> Hmm. Where's hicks when you need a drunk asian doing a TS Evil.
[23:01] <@Rann> YOUR BRAIN MOVES AT A SNAILS PACE EVISCERO, CAN YOU DO BETTER THAN THIS?
[23:01] <Ashrak> Anal curveball
01[23:01] <@duvii> Anal home run
[23:01] <Evis> FUCKING RANN MY BRAIN IS FOCUSING ON HOLDING MY LOAD BACK UNTIL IM READY TO BLIND THIS BITCH
[23:01] <@Chubbs> I prefer an Anal Slider.
[23:01] <@Rann> IS THIS WHAT YOU TREAT YOUR GODS TOO? REHASHED DEATH METAL SUNG OCCAPELLO?
[23:01] <Ghazkul> ONE TIME AT BAND CAMP....
[23:02] <@Squrf> Rann, you're fucking poetic tonight
[23:02] <@Squrf> what the fuck is wrong with you
[23:02] <Ghazkul> Rann=/=Feyd
01[23:02] <@duvii> Someone needs to sing "Through the Fire and Flame" in TS.
[23:02] <@Rann> Shh pyria is typing
[23:02] <@Squrf> LOL
[23:02] <@Rann> ;p
[23:02] <Ghazkul> What
[23:02] <Evis> AFTER IM DONE SKULL FUCKING THIS CUM DUMPSTER IM GOING TO FIND AGRIMATS MOM . I HEAR THAT SHIT IS TRUE EVIL
[23:02] <@Chubbs> That worn out hag?
[23:02] <Ghazkul> Pretty over the top
[23:02] <@Squrf> more like well-used evil
[23:03] <Agrimat> Evis, your shit is weak.
[23:03] <Evis> I LIKE A LOOSE PUSSY. ITS A CHALLENGE
[23:03] <Agrimat> And my mom would crush you like the poser you are.
01[23:03] <@duvii> Evis, we all know you can't handle an erection long enough to fuck someone in the ass, then in the skull, then move on to another bitch
[23:03] <@Chubbs> I think Agrimat's HellHole was better than this...
[23:03] <Ghazkul> Harsh
[23:03] <Azmodion> Alright.....
[23:03] <Agrimat> You'd be like "I'm going to fuck you!" and she would lay your ass out.
[23:03] <@Rann> lol
01[23:03] <@duvii> Ynis's hellhole was better!
[23:03] <Azmodion> ********** VOTE *************
[23:03] <@Chubbs> Hell Duvii, I doubt he could hold an erection long enough to... oh, there it goes.
[23:03] <@Rann> Yes on Eviscero
[23:04] <Evis> WHO SAID IM \GOING TO FUCK HER WITH MY COCK
01[23:04] <@duvii> Yes on Agrimat's mom
[23:04] <Azmodion> *****************VOTE!!********************
[23:04] <Agrimat> And by the time you got to wondering what the fuck hit you, you'd be chained down with needles in your eyes screaming for mercy.
[23:04] <@PIZDETS> NO
[23:04] <Evis> I HAVE A BASEBALL BAT TO GET THINGS GOING. A BED POST WHEN SHE STARTS TO SCREAM,
[23:04] <@Squrf> NO ON EVISCERO
[23:04] <@Rancid|> Yes on Agrimat's mom, no on Evis
01[23:04] <@duvii> <Feyd> I'VE GOT A STEAMING BUKKAKE SESSION WAITING FOR YOU.
[23:04] <Azmodion> If yer KAAOS this is your chance to speak uyp or forever hold your peace on this gimp
[23:04] <Ashrak> Sounds like a regular Saturday night Evis
[23:04] <Agrimat> No on Rancid.
[23:04] <@Rancid|> FUCK NO
[23:04] <Agrimat> Oh wait.
[23:04] <Ghazkul> Oh wait
[23:05] <@KK|> i didnt read it
[23:05] <@KK|> but no
[23:05] <@PIZDETS> ^^
[23:05] <@Rancid|> Oh wait, your to much of a pussy ?
[23:05] <Agrimat> Evis has got balls. I'll give him that.
[23:05] <@Chubbs> I vote yes on everyone that said anything more evil that Eviscero. And Evis can go back to playing the fucking skin flute with his dad.
[23:05] <Azmodion> ::: Tally's votes::::
01[23:05] <@duvii> I'm reading Agrimat's hell hole
[23:05] <@Rann> As stated under bylaw #fuck off, azmo will read the verdict
[23:05] <Azmodion> ::: thrown them away ::::
[23:05] <Agrimat> But he's not there yet.
01[23:05] <@duvii> it's very emo
[23:05] <Azmodion> Eviscero... yer henceforth KGFS!
[23:05] <@Rann> GRATS EVISCERO!
[23:05] <Ghazkul> lmao
[23:05] <Ghazkul> Thats all?
[23:05] <@Rancid|> Grats motherfucker!
[23:05] <@Rann> NOW KNEEL MOTHERFUCKER!
01[23:05] <@duvii> what's his name!
[23:05] <Agrimat> Grats Eviscero. Way to step up.

Duvii
04-29-2008, 11:00 PM
[23:05] <@KK|> your god given name is... MOTHBALL
[23:06] <@Rann> I vote no on KK
[23:06] <Evis> ASH YOUR CUNT IS A LOT LIKE DUVIIS. DRIPPING WET FOR MY GODLY SPLOOGE THE ONYL DIFFERENCE IS RATS HAVENT MOVED IN TO YOU YET
[23:06] <@Chubbs> You're fucked Evis.
01[23:06] <@duvii> rofl
[23:06] <Boomdroo> rofl
[23:06] <Azmodion> Anybody want to give this gimp a surname?
[23:06] <Ashrak> Cuz I didnt put the gummy bears up there
[23:06] <Agrimat> Sounds like he took Rann's advice about not reading what we're writing.
[23:06] <Azmodion> LOL
[23:06] <Ashrak> dingle cunt for evis!
[23:06] <@KK|> fucktard
[23:06] <@Squrf> DIDLE CUNT
01[23:06] <@duvii> Evis trying to sound hetero by attacking the women, we all know it's a farce!
[23:06] <@Rancid|> SNOW FLAKE
[23:06] <Agrimat> Fat Boy's Ass
[23:06] <@Rann> YOU MOTHER FUCKERS BETTER QUIT LAYING BACK, YOU ARE EITHER KAAOS OR JUST ANOTHER LEECH
[23:07] <@KK|> meat curtain
[23:07] <@Chubbs> Clitterbear
01[23:07] <@duvii> Chubbs
01[23:07] <@duvii> I love it
[23:07] <@Rancid|> FUCKING BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKERS
[23:07] <@Rancid|> WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[23:07] <Azmodion> Eviscero, you surname is snowballin
[23:07] <@Rancid|> haha
[23:07] <@Chubbs> lol
[23:07] <Ghazkul> Thats a good name
[23:07] <@Rann> STEP UP AND CLAIM WHAT IS YOURS, OR WALLOW IN OBSCURITY!
[23:07] <@Chubbs> Peppermint Punch, imo.
[23:08] <Evis> BRING IT!
01[23:08] <@duvii> Rancid should change his surname to something that has to do with cankles
[23:08] <@Rann> Canklebiter
01[23:08] <@duvii> works for me
[23:08] <@Rancid|> Canklejouster
[23:08] <Azmodion> LOL!
[23:08] <@Chubbs> Canklizer.
[23:08] <@Rann> The Cankster
[23:08] <@Rancid|> The Cankstar!
01[23:08] <@duvii> Canklefucker
[23:08] <Azmodion> ANYBODY ELSE BRING THEIR GODS ANYTHING?
01[23:08] <@duvii> Boom, step up
[23:08] <Ghazkul> FUCK BOOM
[23:08] <@Rancid|> Boom is a pussy
[23:09] <@Rancid|> just like Def
01[23:09] <@duvii> he's probably busy touching himself with both hands anyway
[23:09] <Agrimat> Boom has studying to do.
[23:09] <@Chubbs> Speaking of pussies, where is Ivan, anyway?
[23:09] <@Rann> ONLY ONE OF YOU HAD THE TESTICULAR FORTITUDE TO STEP UP AND STAND BEFORE THE GODS, IS THAT ALL?
01[23:09] <@duvii> he told me that evis's speech turned him on
[23:09] <Ghazkul> *raises hand*
[23:09] <Boomdroo> sorry, my roommate had his hands all over me
[23:09] <@Rancid|> raises hand? YOU FUCK
[23:09] <@Chubbs> Sit back down Ghaz.
[23:09] <Azmodion> LOL!
[23:09] <Ghazkul> OUCH
[23:09] <@Rann> lol
[23:09] <Azmodion> SPEW IT BITCH!
[23:09] <@Rann> THE ANSWER IS 3 MAAM!
[23:09] <Agrimat> Keep your hand up, Ghaz, maybe someone will call on you.
[23:10] <Azmodion> SPEW SOME FUCKING EVIL!
[23:10] <Evis> SNOWBALLIN HUH? I ONLY SWAP CUM WITH SATAN WHEN I GET SLOPPY SECONDS ON HITLER'S WIFE.
[23:10] <@Rancid|> EVILLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
[23:10] <Ghazkul> I WAS HOPING THIS WAS LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
[23:10] <Ghazkul> BUT I GUESS NOT
03[23:10] * duvii is now known as Ghazku1
[23:10] <Agrimat> I bet you got raped in high school too.
[23:10] <@Rann> STAND UP AND ENTERTAIN YOUR GODS
[23:10] <@Chubbs> hey, Eva Braun was a tastey whore.
01[23:10] <@Ghazku1> HI GUYS CAN I LOOK AT YOUR BUTTHOLES
06[23:10] * @Rann sigh
03[23:10] * Ghazku1 is now known as duvii
[23:10] <Ghazkul> YOU'RE FUCKING CLEVER DUVII
[23:10] <@Rancid|> SPEW MOTHERFUCKER
[23:11] <Agrimat> SPEW
[23:11] <Ghazkul> EVER SINCE I JOINED THIS FUCKING GUILD
[23:11] <Ghazkul> I'M GAY BECAUSE I'M A REAL LIFE FRIEND OF FEYD
[23:11] <Ghazkul> FUCK THAT SHIT
[23:11] <Ghazkul> FUUUUUUUUUUCK IT
[23:11] <Agrimat> Oh ho. Nonfiction.
[23:11] <Ashrak> You're gay cuz you're gay Ghaz
01[23:11] <@duvii> oh god
01[23:11] <@duvii> You didn't join, by the way
[23:11] <@Squrf> he's baring his soul
01[23:11] <@duvii> we let you hang out with us
[23:11] <Ghazkul> I NINJA JOINED THIS GUILD
[23:12] <Ghazkul> I ARGUED WITH TYO FOR 2 WEEKS OVER A GODDAMN SPEC IN WOW
[23:12] <@Rancid|> EVIL
[23:12] <@Rancid|> EVIL
[23:12] <@Rann> GHAZ, YOUR FUCKING EMO WHINING WILL NOT GAIN YOU PASSAGE
[23:12] <Ghazkul> EMO?
[23:12] <Ghazkul> EMOOOOO
[23:12] <Ghazkul> LOL
[23:12] <Azmodion> Come on Ghaz!
[23:12] <@Rancid|> YOUR A BITCH
[23:12] <@Rann> DO YOU HAVE SOME REAL FUCKING EVIL, OR ARE YOU GONNA SPEW SOMETHING WORTH OUR TIME
[23:13] <@Rann> ARE YOU FUCKING KAAOS OR ARE YOU GONNA FOLLOW THE REST OF THESE FAILURES, STANDING IN THE BACK ROW, WATCHING IT HAPPEN WHEN YOU COULD FUCKING MAKE IT HAPPEN
[23:13] <Ghazkul> HRMMMM
[23:13] <Azmodion> Hrmmm?
[23:13] <Evis> ghaz did you read agrimat's post about self deprecation?
[23:13] <Ghazkul> I HEARD THIS WAS A GATHERING OF OLD MEN
[23:13] <Azmodion> Now that's fucking EVIL!
[23:14] <@Rann> STEP OUT OF FEYDS SHADOW AND PULL HIS DICK OUT OF YOUR ASS AND TELL US WHY YOU ARE KAAOS
[23:14] <Evis> i know it is totally cryptic and confused
[23:14] <Evis> but what he meant was stop calling yourself a faggot
[23:15] <Ghazkul> I agree I gotta stop that shit
[23:15] <@Rancid|> GHAZ YOU FAGGOT
[23:15] <Ghazkul> BECAUSE I NEVER HEARD THAT BEFORE
[23:16] <@Rancid|> GHAZ STEP UP
[23:16] <Agrimat> Piz has taken his pipe out of his mouth to talk.
[23:16] <Agrimat> Don't mess up your smoking jacket.
[23:16] <@Squrf> he's pontificating
[23:16] <Ghazkul> HO HO
[23:16] <@Squrf> we're getting fucking philosophy
[23:17] <Ashrak> rofl
[23:17] <@Rann> APPROACH THE THRONE GHAZKUL, PROVE TO THE REST OF THE PARASITES WHY YOU STAND ABOVE THEM, WHY YOU SHOULD BE AMONG THOSE THEY REVERE!@
[23:18] <@Rancid|> GHAZ YOU FUCKING GIMP
[23:18] <Ghazkul> FUCK FUCK FUCK
[23:18] <@Rann> Just dont tell me how your shaman pwnz0red some newbie in stranglethorn vale
[23:18] <Ghazkul> LET ME TELL YOU
[23:19] <@Rann> THERES NOTHING TO READ, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING ON?
[23:19] <@Rann> Who fucking else is here
[23:19] <Ghazkul> YOU KNOW WHAT
[23:19] <Ghazkul> FUCK
[23:19] <Boomdroo> Ghaz is typing "How to speak evil" into google
[23:19] <Ghazkul> FUCK FEYD
[23:19] <@Rann> WHO ELSE HAS NOT GIVIN A HELL HOLE
[23:19] <Ghazkul> THAT FUCK BACK STABBED MY ASS
[23:19] <@Rann> FUCK FEYD
[23:19] <@Rann> HE FUCKED YOU OVER
[23:19] <@Rann> WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GONNA DO TO YOU?
[23:20] <@Rann> TO HIM!
[23:20] <@Rann> TALKING ON TS
[23:20] <Ghazkul> I'M KICKING MY SELF IN THE DICK FOR NOT SLAPPING FEYD WHEN HE QUIT KAAOS
[23:20] <@Rann> SLAPPING HIM?
[23:20] <Ghazkul> RAPING HIM
[23:20] <Ghazkul> FUCK WAIT
[23:20] <Ghazkul> IT WON'T BE RAPE
[23:20] <Agrimat> What's worse than rape?
[23:20] <Ashrak> Because you're gay lovers?
[23:20] <Evis> no rape
[23:20] <@Rancid|> THERE IS NO FUCKING KGFS AND GHAZ, FUCK YOU, INCONSISTANT SON OF A BITCH
[23:20] <@Rann> MOTHER FUCKER YOU RIP HIS GODDAMN LIVER OUT AND MAKE HIM EAT IT
[23:20] <@Rann> WITH SOME FAVA BEANS
[23:20] <Ghazkul> I FUCK WIHTOUT A CONDOM
[23:21] <Ghazkul> ASK AYIKA
[23:21] <Ghazkul> OH GOD
[23:21] <Agrimat> FOCUS, GHAZ.
[23:21] <@Chubbs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFj9rRBpeOo
[23:21] <@PIZDETS> rofl
[23:21] <Ghazkul> WHAT IS THE POINT?
[23:21] <Ghazkul> FUUUUUUCK
01[23:21] <@duvii> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2b1D5w82yU
[23:22] <@PIZDETS> chubbs derails ghaz
[23:22] <@Chubbs> INTERACIAL COWBOOOOOOOY KINDA LOVE
[23:22] <@PIZDETS> WIN!
[23:22] <@Rancid|> GHAZ
[23:22] <Ghazkul> WOW HOLY SHIT
[23:22] <@Rancid|> SPEW
[23:22] <@Rancid|> SPEW
[23:22] <@Rann> MOTHER FUCKER RAPE?! PEEL HIS SKIN FROM HIS FACE AND SEW IT ON AGRIMATS HEAD AND BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF HIM
[23:22] <@Rancid|> SPEW
[23:22] <@Rancid|> EAT HIS CHILDREN
[23:22] <Ghazkul> WHY THE FUCK WOULD I RAPE SOMEONE WHO WOULD LOVE ITG
[23:22] <Ghazkul> I SHOULD OBVIOUSLY HIRE HOOKERS TO HAVE RAPE HIS ASS
[23:23] <Ghazkul> BUT SERIOUSLY
[23:23] <@Rancid|> YOU FUCKING BITCH CUT OPEN HIS FACE AND FUCK HIS MOUTH FROM THE OUTSIDE IN
[23:23] <Ashrak> He loves Feyd, wants to have sex with him and is buying him hookers.
[23:23] <@Rann> YOU'RE HALFHEARTED ATTEMPT HAS BEEN NOTED, NO SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND LET SOMEONE ELSE STAND BEFORE THE GODS OF KAAOS
[23:23] <@Chubbs> GHAZKUL WANTS TO GO TWO STEPPIN, WITH A GOOD LOOKIN BIG BLACK BUCK
[23:23] <@Rann> IS THERE ANYONE ELSE?
[23:24] <Azmodion> OK BITCHES!
[23:24] <@Rancid|> GHAZ
03[23:24] * Azmodion was kicked by Chubbs (Kick)
03[23:24] * Azmodion (~pirch@c-24-4-64-63.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) has joined #kaaos
[23:24] <@Rancid|> YOU PUSSY
03[23:25] * Chubbs sets mode: +b Azmodion!*@*
[23:25] <Ghazkul> HAH
03[23:25] * Rann sets mode: -b Azmodion!*@*
03[23:25] * Rann sets mode: -b coonelatio!*@*
03[23:25] * Rann sets mode: -b cunnelatio!*@*
[23:25] <Ghazkul> IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW AZMO
[23:25] <Ghazkul> I'M FRIEND OF FEYD
[23:25] <@PIZDETS> GURGLES
[23:25] <Ghazkul> RL
[23:25] <Ghazkul> REAL LIFE
[23:25] <@Rancid|> GURGLES URINE FOR MADICINAL PURPOSES
[23:25] <@Chubbs> COMPETITIVE CUNTGARGLING FOR ENTRY, IMO.
[23:25] <@PIZDETS> ghaz's name should be GURGLES!
[23:26] <Evis> that shit exists rancid
[23:26] <Evis> read wikipedia
[23:26] <Agrimat> There is clearly some real fucking animosity here, but Ghaz is not getting into it.
[23:27] <Ghazkul> I HOPE FEYD ENJOY HIS MONEY HE GOT FROM OUR EXPENSE
[23:27] <Agrimat> I'll tell you what Feyd's problem is. He is a selfish fuck who doesn't understand what friendship is.
[23:27] <Agrimat> Fuck the money.
[23:27] <Ghazkul> NO HE DOESN'T
[23:27] <Agrimat> When things got hard, he said "I need to cut my friends out of my life".
[23:27] <Ghazkul> IF HE DID
[23:28] <Ghazkul> HE WOULD BE STILL HERE
[23:28] <Evis> when things got hard?
[23:28] <Ghazkul> LIKE MY DICK
[23:28] <Ghazkul> YEAH
[23:28] <Ghazkul> FUCK
[23:28] <Evis> i thought feyd brought his friends closer when shit got hard
[23:28] <Ghazkul> lol
[23:28] <Ghazkul> lmao
[23:29] <Ghazkul> I'm still pretty pissed at feyd
[23:29] <Agrimat> Feyd's acting out his own anime.
[23:29] <Ghazkul> Every goddamn day he talks about how KAAOS was a waste of time
[23:29] <Ghazkul> pretty much
[23:29] <Agrimat> He wrote a scene where he "had to leave KAAOS all at once, no goodbyes".
[23:29] <Ghazkul> He joined some other guild
[23:29] <Ghazkul> For AoC
01[23:30] <@duvii> If I never heard his name again, I wouldn't be sad.
[23:30] <Agrimat> And then one day he bit his trembing lower lip and went and acted that scene out.
[23:30] <Ghazkul> You shouldn't
[23:30] <Ghazkul> Honestly after fucking college
[23:30] <Ghazkul> I doubt I'll see his bald ass
[23:30] <Agrimat> Without even thinking about whether anyone else would care.
[23:30] <@Rancid|> I vote no on Ghaz, forever
[23:30] <Ghazkul> Fucking Canadian
[23:31] <Ghazkul> Why do we have so many Canadians
[23:31] <Agrimat> THAT is Feyd's problem. You, Ghaz, of anyone, should be able to express that.
[23:31] <@Rancid|> Ghaz, go anal joust with your boy lover
[23:31] <Ghazkul> never gets old huh?
01[23:32] <@duvii> <Agrimat> YOU HAVE TO PUT NAILS THROUGH HER EYELIDS SO SHE CAN SEE. SHE ONLY LOSES HER EYES WHEN IT'S OVER.
[23:32] <@Squrf> hahahaha
[23:33] <@Rann> spam!
[23:34] <Ghazkul> dot dot dot
[23:34] <Boomdroo> ew.
[23:35] <Ghazkul> whaaaaa
[23:36] <@Rancid|> Anyone log this shit?
[23:36] <Ghazkul> I hope not
[23:36] <@Rann> Log what
[23:36] <Ghazkul> This is pretty embarassing over all
[23:36] <@Rann> Ghaz almost stepped up
[23:36] <@Rann> almost
[23:36] <@Rann> ;x
[23:36] <Ghazkul> ALMOST
[23:37] <@Squrf> he kinda tripped on the step
[23:37] <@Squrf> facefirst into the throne
01[23:37] <@duvii> he needs crutches
[23:37] <@Rann> lol
[23:37] <Ghazkul> My face hurts
[23:37] <Ashrak> He's still heartbroken :( Poor Ghaz.
[23:37] <Agrimat> It had the potential to be a new flavor of evil.
[23:37] <@Rann> IM HERE TO SPE.asgasktgja'eio OW FUCK asgoasgas
[23:37] <Ghazkul> I think I got a bone lodge in my eye
[23:37] <Agrimat> No sex.
[23:37] <Agrimat> No rape.
[23:37] <Agrimat> No gore.
01[23:37] <@duvii> did he stab himself in the face with Azmo's bone?
[23:37] <Agrimat> But real anger.
[23:37] <Agrimat> But, uh, yeah.
[23:38] <Ghazkul> PURE ANGER
[23:38] <Ghazkul> AND FRUSTRATION
[23:38] <Agrimat> Let it out next time.
[23:38] <@Rann> Too late now
02[23:39] * @Chubbs (~Chubbs@c-98-194-226-7.hsd1.tx.comcast.net) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[23:39] <Ghazkul> zzzzzzz
02[23:39] * Agrimat (Agrimat@c-24-16-40-169.hsd1.mn.comcast.net) Quit (Read error: EOF from client)
03[23:39] * Chubbs (~Chubbs@c-98-194-226-7.hsd1.tx.comcast.net) has joined #kaaos
03[23:39] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Chubbs
[23:40] <@Rann> You missed it all omg
[23:40] <@Rann> raging homo ;p
[23:40] <@Chubbs> FUCK.
[23:40] <@Rancid|> haha
03[23:41] * Rann changes topic to '[[K A A O S]] ~ [http://www.kaaos.com] ~ [ Topic: Register Fags! http://www.gamesurge.net/createaccount/ ] | GRATS EVISC ON KGFS, SHORTEST LIVED? TUNE IN LATER TO FIND OUT!'
03[23:41] * ChanServ changes topic to '[[K A A O S]] ~ [http://www.kaaos.com] ~ [ Topic: Register Fags! http://www.gamesurge.net/createaccount/ ]'
[23:41] <@Rann> Nigger chanserv
02[23:41] * Azmodion (~pirch@c-24-4-64-63.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[23:41] <Boomdroo> hah, owned
01[23:41] <@duvii> yeah, that's a pain in the ass
[23:41] <Ghazkul> zzzzzz
[23:41] <@Rann> !topic YM
03[23:41] * ChanServ changes topic to '[[K A A O S]] ~ [http://www.kaaos.com] ~ [ Topic: YM ]'
01[23:41] <@duvii> hicks should bestow ownership to someone else!
[23:41] <@Rann> !topic GRATS EVISCERO ON KFGS, SHORTEST LIVED YET? TUNE IN LATER TO FIND OUT! FUCKERS!
03[23:41] * ChanServ changes topic to '[[K A A O S]] ~ [http://www.kaaos.com] ~ [ Topic: GRATS EVISCERO ON KFGS, SHORTEST LIVED YET? TUNE IN LATER TO FIND OUT! FUCKERS! ]'
[23:42] <@Rancid|> 2 WEEKS
[23:42] <@Squrf> 2 weeks?
01[23:42] <@duvii> 4 hours
[23:42] <@Squrf> are you kidding?
[23:42] <Evis> what is the shortest lived yet. so i can have a benchmark
[23:42] <@Rancid|> he is going afk for 2 weeks
[23:42] <@Rann> !topic GRATS EVISCERO ON KFGS, SHORTEST LIVED YET? TUNE IN LATER TO FIND OUT! FUCKERS! SOULSTEALARS SPEW FAILS!
03[23:42] * ChanServ changes topic to '[[K A A O S]] ~ [http://www.kaaos.com] ~ [ Topic: GRATS EVISCERO ON KFGS, SHORTEST LIVED YET? TUNE IN LATER TO FIND OUT! FUCKERS! SOULSTEALARS SPEW FAILS! ]'
[23:42] <@Rancid|> Who is SoulStealar!
[23:42] <@Rancid|> WHEEEEEEEEEE
[23:42] <@Rann> WHEEE
[23:43] <@Rann> nig ;p
[23:43] <@Rann> out ;p
[23:43] <@Rancid|> hasta bio
02[23:43] * @Rann (~rann@cdm-75-109-102-235.asbnva.dh.suddenlink.net) Quit (Read error: EOF from client)
[23:43] <@Chubbs> no one likes a quitter!
02[23:43] * @PIZDETS (~ad@ool-18bb1adc.dyn.optonline.net) Quit (Read error: EOF from client)
[23:46] <Ashrak> rofl
[23:46] <@Squrf> lmao
[23:46] <Ashrak> Ghaz is thinking about Feyd and...
[23:46] <@Squrf> getting all excited
Session Close: Tue Apr 29 23:46:55 2008