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Azmodion
10-02-2007, 09:42 PM
Hedron> Buncha fuck nuts. Who brought be a toothless whore in a zippered hood?
KalMirage> lol were
Malhavok> Heddie...don't talk about Kisser like that, dude. :/
Azimer> heddy..you mom was unavailable ;>
SoulKisse> Mal..fucking bite me! ;pppp
Weredrach> make it worse it was luther ;p
Rann> lmao kal ;p
SoulKisse> ::laughing:: You worship me and you know it!
KalMirage> were, is that yer goodie?
Hedron> <laugh> Hey, Mal, don't push it. Or I'll get a big prison inmate with a baseball bat to make you into a toothless whore ;>
Weredrach> ya he new
Hedron> You too azi
Hedron> <smirk>
Rann> rofl
SoulKisse> Don't bother heddy...he'll volunteer. ;>
Rann> o.0
Weredrach> old one was all fucked up
Rann> timing out ion the house vin
Rann> dont kill me
* Malhavok contemplates the massiveness of his penis, whilst he makes a bologna sandwich.
SoulKisse> Is that what the silly high pitched giggle is for?
Azimer> Mal...the only man that envies the size of a vienna Sausage..
* Rann Accepts the worship from Azimer, Eggbert, Hedron, KalMirage, Malhavok, Nurgling, SirRellik, SoulKisse, Tazer, Tyo, Vini, Weredrach, Kaaos, Kanien
Malhavok> :::Boot:::
Rann> rofl
Kanien> ROFL
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Azimer> and can accept an entire salami in his ass ;>
Vini> Kan?
Vini> was that the spot?
Kanien> yeap?
Malhavok> Anybody run into that "Pharismo" faggot yet?
Azimer> rofl vini!
SoulKisse> LOL!
Kanien> I think so man...but remember when you guys started killing his ass I was dead.
Azmodion> bios ;>
Malhavok> Azmobio ;)
SoulKisse> Azmodion ;>
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Kanien> I couldn't see shit.
Malhavok> Holy shit!!
Malhavok> Llucibio!
kmicick> Oh forgot my name shit
Hedron> LLucia ;>
kmicick> brb
SirRellik> Luci!
SoulKisse> Lluci! ;>
Azimer> {Kan..was that the spot} official translation....you ass is so loose I couldnt tell if I was in or not
*** kmicick has quit IRC (Leaving )
Azmodion> lol
Rann> lol
Rann> LMAO!@
Malhavok> Az, I'd hate to call china and have them take yer passport
*** Turmoyle (~turmoyle@122.phoenix-01.az.dial-access.att.net) has joined #kaaos
Malhavok> I am tight wit da gooks
Kanien> Hahahaha....tis a game not jail ;p
Turmoyle> I vote no on everyone
Kaaos> [Turmoyle] KAAOS God of Entropy
SoulKisse> Turmoyle ;>
Turmoyle> SK ;p
Hedron> LOL!
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Lluciana> Ok
*** Tr|Qstr (~trickstr@ptp-126.cport.com) has joined #kaaos
Turmoyle> LLUCY!
Azmodion> Turm ;pp
Kanien> afk
Hedron> Mal is tight wit da gooks=Mal lets them fuck his little puckered asshole
Hedron> "You likee tightee?"
Rann> Turms ;>
Hedron> "Ah, sooooo"
* Turmoyle bitchslaps SirRellik and calls him gay in front of his family
Turmoyle> WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Malhavok> Lmao
*** Hedron sets mode: +ooo Azmodion Lluciana Turmoyle
*** Hedron sets mode: +o Tr|Qstr
*** Azmodion is now known as PharismoD
Turmoyle> Azbio, Rann ;p
PharismoD> you guys suck!
SoulKisse> ::grin:: heddy that's not just for gooks
Turmoyle> rofl!
PharismoD> can I join?
Rann> lmao!
Lluciana> OK, so who are the play toys?
PharismoD> You guys are faggots
Malhavok> Phari!!
*** PharismoD was kicked by Rann (..And stay the fuck out.... )
Turmoyle> GL is full of amateurs
SirRellik> LOL
Turmoyle> ;p
Malhavok> Awwwwwwwwwwww
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*** PharismoD (~azmodion@ip42.san-ramon4.ca.pub-ip.psi.net) has joined #kaaos
Rann> no shit
PharismoD> you guys still suck!
Malhavok> Shoulda let him stay...he'da been good entertainment ;>
PharismoD> I'll kill you all!
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Rann> heh
Malhavok> There's Faerie!
Rann> hes back ;>
Rann> rofl
* Rann pulls PharismoD up by his ears in order to cease the lewinski.
Kaaos> [Tyo] KAAOS AGM - God of Neuro-mancy.
Hedron> <laughing>
PharismoD> KAAOS is gay!
*** Rann sets mode: +o Tyo
Malhavok> That's some damn fine worship ;>
Hedron> Pharie-homo?
Hedron> Wishfull thinking?
KalMirage> lol
SoulKisse> LOL!
PharismoD> You worship me I do not worship you
Rann> rofl
PharismoD> you are all stupid
Malhavok> Phari...pronounced Faerie
Lluciana> Phari is in denial
Rann> weeeeeee
PharismoD> I can PK all of GL
Tr|Qstr> did I c a problem with da bots before I left?
PharismoD> GL is full of pussies like you!
KalMirage> lol, holy shit, is that Llucy?
*** Ego (~egoprime@c1005597-a.frmt1.sfba.home.com) has joined #kaaos
Rann> KAAOS is a bitch triq
PharismoD> Kal Mirage is gay!
Rann> EP ;>
SirRellik> Ego dude!
Ego> Wheeeeeeeeeeeee Bring on the bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lluciana> Yah, I'm sleepy too
SoulKisse> Ego ;>
SirRellik> Wheres my CD>
* Malhavok smacks Phari with his Flameblade, then winces in despair as Phari asks for another.
Tr|Qstr> ok I fix her
Azimer> START THE FUCKING EVIL!!!!!!!
Rann> LOL Mal!
SoulKisse> ROFLMAO! Mal.
* Tr|Qstr slaps kaaos across da face...
Rann> EVIL!
PharismoD> KAAOS shoves bug fat cucumbers up their asses
Rann> {S EVIL
KalMirage> Llucy! Ego!
* Rann shoves his rod of lordly might down PharismoD 's throat and blows his head off with his godload.
PharismoD> especially that faggot Hedron
PharismoD> he's gay
Ego> Rels I had the The game send it to ya, if you didnt get it I'll call em later tonight
*** Tr|Qstr sets mode: +b *!~azmodion@ip42.san-ramon4.ca.pub-ip.psi.net
* Nurgling bitch slaps Phary knocking him out cold. Pulling down his pants, Nurgling squats over Phary's mouth and shits in it.
*** PharismoD was kicked by Tr|Qstr (cuase u a wiener )
KalMirage> lmao
SirRellik> Yea havnt got it yet
Rann> LMAO!
*** KalMirage sets mode: -b *!~azmodion@ip42.san-ramon4.ca.pub-ip.psi.net
Nurgling> Suck it down bitch!
Ego> I'll make a call :)
Rann> Triq that was azmo ;>
SirRellik> Kewl
Malhavok> ROFL! Heddy! He knows you!
*** PharismoD (~azmodion@ip42.san-ramon4.ca.pub-ip.psi.net) has joined #kaaos
Tr|Qstr> ops...
Tr|Qstr> hehehhe
*** PharismoD is now known as Azmodion
Hedron> <looking up>
Azmodion> LOL ;pp
Rann> LOL!
Azmodion> suck my balls ;pp
Hedron> <bitch slapping Pharie-homo>
* Turmoyle bitchslaps Hedron and calls him gay in front of his family
Malhavok> ROFLMAO
SirRellik> KANIEN YA BACK YET WUSS?
Ego> Wheres my Babe Lucy?
Azmodion> LOL
*** Tr|Qstr sets mode: +o Eggbert
Lluciana> Eeeeggoooooo
* Rann pulls Kanien up by his ears in order to cease the lewinski.
*** Eggbert sets mode: +o Kaaos
Azmodion> where's da fucking evil?
Rann> hes busy
*** Tyo sets mode: +o Azmodion
Azmodion> Egobio....
*** Malhavok is now known as PharismoD
Azmodion> what up? ;>
Ego> Lucy baby!!!!!!!!!
*** SirRellik sets mode: +o Ego
Kanien> Back...
Ego> I miss ya doll
PharismoD> Oh you KAAOS studs, fuck my loose ass!!!!!!
Tr|Qstr> kaaos isn't deoping anyone now?
Ego> Azmobio!
Azmodion> LOL
Rann> guess not
*** Hedron is now known as Spyrmie
PharismoD> I want to feel all yer Godly cocks in my gay ass!!!!!
Azmodion> Hey, it's that Pharismo homo again
Lluciana> How's the cult treatin ya, Ego?
*** Rann is now known as Thrym
Ego> Rofl
Turmoyle> If Ego 's mom were a lesbian she'd be eating Ego 's pussy and fingering her ass
Spyrmie> YOU MUST ALL BOW BEFORE ME
Thrym> You merc wannabes
Azmodion> LOL
Thrym> o.0
*** Thrym is now known as Rann
KalMirage> lmao
* Spyrmie HACKS EVERYONE APART. I MEAN THAT SEVERAL WAYS
*** KalMirage is now known as Jachyra
PharismoD> Hedron, I admire your long manhood the most. May I swab it with my tongue?
Jachyra> I can hack better than all of you!!!!
Kanien> AS I APPROACHED THE UNNAMED FEMALE FROM BEHIND I GENTLY WHISPERED INTO HER EAR AND REMOVED THE REMAINING GARMENTS FROM HER BODY.
Lluciana> Manhood?
Azmodion> Spyrm, get that plunger out of yer ass
Ego> Turmoyle just cause you didnt wipe your Vagina this morning dont mean ya got to have an attitude
* Turmoyle pierces Kanien 's nipples with fishing line and hangs him like a painting
Azmodion> Kan, shut up, nobody told you to approach the bone!
*** Rann is now known as Materva
Jachyra> I can hack better than an ark on a slow night!
Turmoyle> Turmoyle slams a 60 lb unix manual on Ego 's head. That gotta hurt... but then again... where there's no sense... there's no feeling!
Materva> Would someone tell me if im a guy or a girl???
Turmoyle> ROFL JACH!
Turmoyle> wheeee
Azmodion> LMFAO
SirRellik> KANIEN DID YOU BRING US SUM EVIL??????
PharismoD> Hi, I'm Phari! I worship you guys so much I ruined my Tuesday night to doso!
*** Spyrmie is now known as Hedron
*** Jachyra is now known as MortaniuS
Ego> FUCKING HELL HOLE BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ego> Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Materva> Oh Phari, I know you love me
Lluciana> When's Azimer comin home?
MortaniuS> Please dont beat me AGAIN!!!!
PharismoD> Rellikk, will you fuck my loose ass?? PLLLLLEASSSE??
Materva> Come be a merc wuss!
MortaniuS> PLEAAAAAAASSEEEEE!
Azmodion> LMFAO!
Kanien> Yea...was about to fucking start but you fucks keep flameing.
*** MortaniuS is now known as LrdKanien
Ego> Rell get conrol of the KFGS wannabes man!
*** PharismoD is now known as Malhavok
Malhavok> Ok, Ok, that was painful....
LrdKanien> I killed Neurosis and then lost my account!@
Materva> LOL
LrdKanien> ;p
SoulKisse> LOL!
Azmodion> LOL
Ego> and Mal your sphincter fucker, Install the god damn game
Materva> rofl
Nurgling> PharismoD, you may now bow down and start the Lewenski session.
Kanien> rofl
*** LrdKanien is now known as KalMirage
Azmodion> LrdKan, how many images did you have?
Ego> Rofl
* Materva pulls Kanien up by his ears in order to cease the lewinski.
*** Materva is now known as Rann
Turmoyle> If Kanien 's mom were a lesbian she'd be eating Kanien 's pussy and fingering her ass
KalMirage> lmao, neurosis sucked anyways... except for like 3 spots on the whole game ;p
Azmodion> fucking wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
SirRellik> EVIL KANIEN! LETS HEAR IT WUSS
SirRellik> SAY IT!!!!
SirRellik> EVILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
Ego> I wouldnt play that Homo's game
Turmoyle> I vote no
Rann> SPEW THAT SHIT BITCH!
Hedron> FUCKING EEEEEEVVVVVVVIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!
Hedron> FUCKING EVIL!
* Rann agrees with turmoyle
Hedron> GORE!
Hedron> DEATH!!!!
Hedron> DESTRUCTIONG!
KalMirage> FLOWERS!
Lluciana> If I gata drink coffee in the Hell Hole to stay awake, you're not doing good, Kanian
KalMirage> errr
Malhavok> EVILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
Turmoyle> I vote no on Kanien and request that he takes Ego with him
Malhavok> ACK!:p
SirRellik> SLEDGEHAMMER UPSIDE THE HEAD EVIL!!!!!!
Rann> GIGGLES!
Rann> er ;/
Nurgling> LOL!
Hedron> DISGUSTING SLABS OF SHORN OFF FLESH, TORN FROM THE BONES, AND PISSED ON BY HORSES!!!!
Nurgling> LMAO REL!!
* Rann shoves his rod of lordly might down Kanien 's throat and blows his head off with his godload.
Nurgling> Dont forget the axe!
SirRellik> BLOOD FLOWING FROM AXE SLICES IN THE NECK EVIL!!!!
SirRellik> SAY IT!!!!
Malhavok> ESOPHOGUS SLICING!!!!!!!!!!!
Hedron> FUCKING POUR THE EVIL ON LIKE HOT OIL ON PEASANTS IN THE MOTE!!!!!
Azmodion> I thought we were gonna have 3 wanna be's?
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SirRellik> Theres teh second Az
Rann> SPEW IT YOU FUCKIN WANNABE!
Hedron> THERE'S THE OTHER
Rann> LOGOS!
Kanien> AS SHE PLACED HERSELF ONTO THE BED, I SPREAD HER LEGS WIDE AND BEGAN TO FINGERBANG HER SNATCH
Azmodion> heh ;pp
Nurgling> If there is nothing about CORN in your evil saying, you dont get in!
Ego> DISECT TURMOYLE'S PUSSY IN YOUR STORY OR YOUR BOOOOOOOOOTED
* Rann pulls Logos_KWB up by his ears in order to cease the lewinski.
Hedron> WWHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SoulKisse> Hell...I don't think we even have one!
Turmoyle> STAPLE A RAZOR TO THE END OF YOUR PENIS DEEP THROATING MONICA LEWINSKY EVIL GODDAMNIT!!!!!
Hedron> FINGERBANG HER SNATCH?
Malhavok> Where's the goddamn evil?! ;/
Rann> LMAO!
Kanien> 1 FINGER AT FIRST, THEN 2..3..4..AND THEN SLAMMING MY WHOLE HAND INTO HER GLISTENING CUNT..
Azmodion> What the fuck is evil about fingerbangin?
Ego> Fingerbang, what the fuck is this shit
Malhavok> WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Nurgling> LOL!
Lluciana> That's not evil, unless she removes a razor blade from her snatch and slices your tongue off
Hedron> HEDRON'S OFFICIAL TRANSLATION: I COULDN'T GET A STIFFY, SO I HAD TO USE MY FINGER
Azmodion> unless the finger is a 9" dagger
Malhavok> Fingerpainting??
Ego> Fist fucking aint shit bitch
Rann> ythis aint the aol teen channel bitch!
Ego> Boooooooooooooooooooot
Malhavok> He is fingerpainting??
Azmodion> "I finger painted her pussy with my water colors"
Kanien> SHE BEGAN TO MOAN...IN..OUT..IN..OUT...SHE BEGAN TO REACH HER ORGASM...
Rann> LOL
Malhavok> ROFL Azmo!
Rann> squirt
Hedron> HEDRON'S OFFICIAL TRANSLATION: SHE'S EASY TO PLEASE
Turmoyle> ORGASM??? HOw dare you let that cunt enjoy herself
Ego> FUCK< YOU DUMB MUTHERFUCKER KANIEN!!!!!!!!!!!
Kanien> I RAMMED MY HAND FORCING OPEN AND PIERCING THE LINING OF HER CUNT ENTERING INTO HER INTERNAL INTESTINES AND STOMACH CAVITY..
Malhavok> TRANSLATION: It was Snowie.
Vini> nurg?
Rann> lmfao!
Vini> was that the genral area?
Lluciana> snarl
<Kanien> SHE SCREAMED IN ECSTACY A DEATH CRY...SO I REACH UP WITH A RIPPED HAND FULL OF HER STOMACH INTESTINES AND BASHED MY FIST INTO HER NECK COLLAPSING HER JUGULAR, SPAYING BLOOD IN MY FACE.
Rann> nice one ;>
Lluciana> shoot?
Hedron> Nice basic evil.
Rann> EVILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Malhavok> Whoooooo! That's what I like...non-interrupted evil.
Nurgling> Damit I missed it
Hedron> Laying good ground work.
SoulKisse> LOL!
Turmoyle> she's a juggler? as in balls and hoops?
* Rann snickers
Malhavok> LOL!
SoulKisse> Nothing to miss.
Kanien> SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH!!!
Azmodion> She juggled my nuts last night
* Rann still votes no
Lluciana> Like it took more than one hand, Azmodion
Nurgling> LOL SK you gona take that shit?
Kanien> I THEN PLACED MY COCK IN THIS PERFECT FROTHING BLOODY SNATCH...
Nurgling> Hehe
* Malhavok crothets as this evil saying soothes him.
Azmodion> "I want to sit naked on a golf course with my balls in the hole as she sucks me off"
Turmoyle> I vote no again and make a second motion to remove Ego and Rann from KAAOS
Malhavok> LMFAO
Lluciana> rofl
Rann> lmfao
Weredrach> lol
Kanien> RAM...RAM...RAM...SHE BEGAN TO GURGLE AND PLEA FOR THE MERCY WHICH WOULD NEVER COME.
Nurgling> This kinda reminds me of Empire Strikes Back, where Han stuffs Luke in that tonton snatch!
SoulKisse> Kanien...isn't talking to me like right?
* Rann unsheathes his dagger and *stab stab* Turmoyle drops to the floor trying to hold his guts in his stomach.
KalMirage> I vote we boot turm for making amotion
Malhavok> Kanien fuckin dead pussy, cuz he can't get any live?
Ego> Turm, shut the fuck up your still KFGS
Hedron> I make a motion to organize a quest to get Turm's balls back from that giant rat that smoked him.
Turmoyle> I second Kal's motion
Rann> LMAO!
Turmoyle> rofl Hed! It was a harpy ;p
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Kanien> BLOOD IN HER BROKEN WINDPIPE WAS SEEPING INTO HER MOUTH AND DOWN HER CHIN...I BENT OVER TO GET A TASTE OF TRUE PURIFICATION,
Malhavok> LMFAO Hed
Malhavok> Hmmmm...I can dig that
Rann> WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*** Tyo sets mode: +o Azimer
* Hedron observes some fairly plain but solid evil coming from Kanien.
Ego> ROFL< please tell me Turm has learned to Pvp at least in UO
KalMirage> I BENT OVER TO GET A TASTE OF TRUE PURIFICATION, - That sounds like some stupid ass shit Hedron would say ;>
Turmoyle> raise you're hand if the harpy icon hasn't given you a chubby at least once
Azmodion> "Fuck her in the windpipe!"
Lluciana> Yah
Malhavok> But uh...aren't ya tasting my jizm then?
Kanien> LICKING HER BLOOD STAINED LIPS AND TONGUEING HER MOUTH.
Rann> LMAO TURM!
Nurgling> LOL Azmo!
Malhavok> ROFL
Kanien> RAM...RAM...RAM...I KEPT RAMMING MY COCK IN AND OUT OF THIS SEETHING FROTHING HOLE.
Hedron> -BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF KAL- HERE'S SOMETHING ELSE I WOULD SAY -FUCKING KAL'S MOM ON TOP OF HIM, PUNCHING THROUGH HER BODY WITH MY DICK AT ORGASM, AND SPEWING COME ALL OVER KAL- UUUUNNNHHHHHH!!!!!
* Logos_KWB hopes that saying a lot of stoopis assed Heddy shit doesn't hurt me chances....
Ego> ASS SUCKING FAGGOT
Azmodion> would that be gay mal, if he's tasting yer jizm?
Nurgling> Dont forget to blow your wad in Mal's..er her face!
Hedron> NOW THAT'S SOMETHING I WOULD SAY.
KalMirage> lmao!
Malhavok> Nurg...
Kanien> AHH....SHE SCREAMED...AS SHE AGAIN FELT THE DIEING RAGE OF DEATH AND ECSTACY UPON HER SOUL!!!
Rann> lmao
Nurgling> She's still alive after all that? DAM THATS SOME WOMAN!
Azmodion> Fuck her in the goat ass!
Nurgling> Blow up doll?
Rann> lOL
Kanien> TAKING MY COCK OUT OF HER SNATCH..I PLACED IT IN HER DIEING MOUTH...
Lluciana> body pillow
SoulKisse> It was Mal's blow up doll! ;>
Malhavok> Translation: I fucked a dead chick, and licked her. Golly ain't I evil.
Azmodion> gurgle bitch gurgle!
Turmoyle> rofl mal!
Rann> LOL Mal
Nurgling> Holy shit, the man has a detacable penis!
Ego> Sounds like one of Kal's cyber sessions
* Hedron NOTICES THE DYING WOMAN KANIEN HAS BEEN FUCKING REACH UP AND YANK OFF HER WIG... TO REVEAL... KAL MIRAGE. FULLFILED AT LAST.
KalMirage> Shove yer dick in her ear and blow her brains out the other ear or somethin ;p
Turmoyle> perfect use of the word "golly"
Nurgling> er..detachable!
Rann> LMFAO!
Lluciana> Strap on god!
Malhavok> ::bows::
Kanien> WITH AGONY AND THE LOOK OF MERCY IN HER EYES..I SLAMMED MY THROBBING DICK DOWN HER COLLAPSED WIND PIPE.
* Logos_KWB rearanging spewage cause IRC is fucked up
Malhavok> More windpipe fucking...
* Rann wonders how big a collapsed wind pipe is
Turmoyle> He better have fish bait on the end of his penis and pull out with something that explains the stench once and for all
Kaaos> [b0x] -=Linux 2.0.33, aka Da b0x=-
Ego> I fucked my 1st wind pipe when I was 2
Hedron> Turm! LOL!
Azmodion> LOL
Rann> lmao
Turmoyle> your own doesn't count, Ego
Hedron> Yah, but ego, that was YOUR windpipe.
Malhavok> LMAO
SirRellik> LOL
Turmoyle> ;p
SoulKisse> LOL!
Nurgling> SOME BITCH OUTSIDE!
Rann> some goody outside yer house vin ;>
Lluciana> *rubs her eyes* Eggbert?
Nurgling> IF YOUR STILL IN THE HOUSE
Kanien> BLOWING MY GODLOAD DEEP INTO HER LUNGS. SHE GASPED FOR AIR, BUT NONE WOULD COME. AS THE CUM AND BLOOD SEEPED OUT HER MOUTH...SHE BREATHED HER LAST BREATH.
Azmodion> Yea, yer own wndpipe doesn't count Ego
Turmoyle> way to be on top of things Azmo ;>
Malhavok> Damn, that'd make a good snuff flick
Turmoyle> lol
Rann> Invite her in VIn ;l>
Azmodion> LOL Turm...
Rann> ;>
* Hedron likes the drowning by blowing cum directly into lungs.
Azmodion> I was too busy blowing my load in yer mouth ;pp
SirRellik> LOl let her in
Rann> she wont be able to leave ;>
Vini> lmao blow me rann
* Logos_KWB inhales deeply
Malhavok> Me too Hed ;>
Rann> let her in
Rann> shell die
Azimer> Mal...isnt that the script you starred in a couple months ago...course you were the woman that got windpipe fucked ;>
Logos_KWB> FUCKIN' EVIL!!!! The smells (death and decay), the sounds (the incessent dripping of blood from the cavernous celings, and moans of tortured souls), the FEEL... EVIL!!!!
Hedron> LOL!
Ego> Ya can dress Mal up but cant take him anywhere
Azmodion> Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Azimer> "seething frothy hole" gets a point
Malhavok> Nope...I was in 'Boogie Nights'
Azmodion> LOL
SoulKisse> Ego...no takes Mal anywhere! ::laughing::
*** Rann is now known as Kabukiman
Turmoyle> wearing rollerskates, mal?
Kabukiman> EVILLLLLLLLLL
SirRellik> Ya done wuss?
Malhavok> LOL turm! ;p
KalMirage> Mal was the guy who told dirk diggler to masterbate for him ;p
Hedron> rellik, you gonna call a vote on Kanien?
Logos_KWB> /action Turns quickly to Scowl at Hedron
* Logos_KWB Turns quickly to Scowl at Hedron
Weredrach> and i thought it was burt
Logos_KWB> Who the FUCK sent me the wrong directions to the Hell Hole, I ended up at a fuckin' nuns convention! Prolly yer idea of a joke eh Hed???
*** Kabukiman is now known as Rann
SirRellik> ******************VOTE************************
* Rann votes no
SirRellik> ***********************VOTE**********************
SoulKisse> ROFLMAO!
* Hedron turns quickly to slap Kanien's severed still dripping dick into logo's mouth.
Logos_KWB> I popped in spewing evil, not even opening my eyes, hoping to make a grand entrance...
*** Nurgling is now known as SK
SoulKisse> I vote fuck no.
*** SK is now known as SKzGOD
Ego> Shut the fuck up Logos and wait your turn
Azimer> fucking nuns...they are good and tight ifyou can find them
SoulKisse> ROFL! Nurg!
Rann> rofl
Tyo> I've seen more evil in Family Circle
Tyo> No
Weredrach> ya but can he kill?
SirRellik> ************************vote********************** ****
Turmoyle> lmao Tyo! you made a funny
* Rann laughs
Weredrach> i abstain ;p
KalMirage> I vote Logos and Kanien DM!@
* Rann votes no again cause he cheats
Ego> Yes if he blows me
Turmoyle> BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
Azmodion> You are not were!
KalMirage> errr, we dont have a DM chamber anymore ;p nm
Azimer> Since Sangdraxx isnt here to bitch...I vote no unless he can bake a pie!!!
* Hedron votes KGFS! ONLY HE HAS TO MAKE A MULE CHARACTER, RECALL, TO SOB VILLE, AND LEAVE HIM STANDING THERE ALL NIGHT MACROING A YELL "SOB SUCKS THE CUM FROM THE DEAD WINDPIPES OF MY VICTIMS"
Malhavok> I vote Kanien has to dress up in a dress like Neuro and kiss Sylphee on the windpipe.
Lluciana> He had more evil than Ego. I vote yes
Weredrach> lmao luc
Rann> LMFAO!
Malhavok> LOL
SirRellik> lol
Ego> Im putting the KAAOS DM chamber in LoE
Turmoyle> rofl
Ego> so come on over
SKzGOD> Unless you can top the Franklen slaughter house, ya better start packing!
Malhavok> Make Kanien fuck Neuro in the windpipe.
Azmodion> LOL Mal
Turmoyle> I vote yes if he goes and plays LoE with Ego
KalMirage> Write "Lord Negro" on the wall of the DM chamber Ego ;p
*** SKzGOD is now known as Nurgling
Ego> Lucy you know I got the Evil you want baby
Malhavok> LOL TUrm!
Rann> LOL kal
Azimer> oh ego...you are so kool...gee golly gosh darn..it must be great to be like you
Azmodion> LOL Turm!
Azimer> YOU ARE A FUCKING GOODIE FAGGOT!!!!
Azimer> NOT GET TO A REAL GAME
Ego> Thanks AZ :)
KalMirage> Who let Azimer out ofthe rice paddy?!
Hedron> I vote that we pass a new resolution, and anyone we boot from KAAOS must be banished to LOE to plant flower and not pvp ever
Nurgling> NOW you mean ?
Rann> lmfao
SoulKisse> LOL! Kal ;>
Lluciana> rofl, Kal
Nurgling> LOL
Azimer> I am in the rice paddy ya fucks
Hedron> Kal! LMAO!
SirRellik> *************vote*******************
Azmodion> I'll vote yes on his smiley ass if he sends me 20 bucks
Rann> rofl
Malhavok> Laptops in the rice paddies. Ain't technology wonderful?
Azimer> rofl azmo
* Hedron VOTES YES GOD DAMNIT!
KalMirage> Azmo! lmao!
Ego> When Kharduum opens over there, you bitches will be begging me for accounts
Azmodion> Yes, for 20 bucks in da mail by Friday
* Rann votes no
* Malhavok votes YES, if he fucks Neuro in the windpipe.
Ego> Kanien can you get software?
Rann> cyas triq
SirRellik> ::::Quickly counts the votes:::::::::::
Lluciana> snicker
Rann> i got the fuckin cd
Rann> of loe
Rann> who wants it?
SirRellik> :::::::;ignore them::::::::::::;
Azmodion> LOL, Ego is recruiting ya to join him in faggot goodie land ;pp
Hedron> KGFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Azmodion> LOL Rell!
Turmoyle> fucking windpipes was out of vogue years ago when Ego was still doing it to ColdChill
SirRellik> OK wuss......KGFS!
Hedron> WWWWHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Azmodion> That's why I voted yes...
SoulKisse> LOL! Rel ;>
Azimer> I vote yes if he can find the edge of Mals infinite sphincter
Hedron> KAAOS GAY FUCKING SQUIRE!
Malhavok> LMFAO Rell
Azmodion> because I always lose with the BOOOT votes ;pp
Azmodion> this time I get ta be on da wining team! ;pp
Malhavok> KAAOS GAY FUCKING SQUIRE! WHOOOOO
Ego> Kharduum is the Pvp version Azmo you sphletic afterbirth of a mongolian gangbang
Hedron> KANIEN, YOUR NEW KGFS SURNAME WILL BE - "WHITE BREAD EVIL."
Rann> ROFL!
KalMirage> I spheltic even a word? ;p
Azmodion> Ego, go fuck yer windpipe again ;pp
KalMirage> err is
SoulKisse> ROFLMAO!
Lluciana> Punk imitation
*** Rann is now known as NAMBLAGOD
Weredrach> bet that was a fun conception
Ego> It is now Kal
NAMBLAGOD> come to me Kainen
Turmoyle> quick question....have we now reached our limit on hacking Satans or are we still taking applications?
* Nurgling votes yes, if he lets Lucy ass fuck him with her +3 glove o'fish hooks!
Azmodion> LMFAO!
Malhavok> 'WINDPIPES MAKE MY HOLE FROTHY'
Hedron> TURM! LMAO!
Malhavok> LOL Trum!
Hedron> MAL! AHAHAH!
*** NAMBLAGOD is now known as Rann
SirRellik> LOL Turm!
* Turmoyle bitchslaps Kanien and calls him gay in front of his family
Hedron> KANIEN YOUR NEW KGFS SURNAME WILL NOW BE "DID SOMEBODY SAY WINDPIPE? BOING!"
Lluciana> No glove for nurg
KalMirage> lmao!
Turmoyle> lol HED!
Rann> lmfao!
SirRellik> NEXT!!!!!
Lluciana> Who's Kanien anywy?
Azmodion> Kanien your new KGFS surname is "Fuck me in the windpipe!"
Malhavok> NEXT!
Hedron> WWWHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!
Malhavok> MORE EVIL!!!!
Rann> SPEWIT!!!!!!!!!!!!
SirRellik> Sum guy Ive seen die twice in the last two days in UO
Azimer> who sponsored Kanien??
SirRellik> reminds me of Merc
Hedron> LOGOS! APPROACH THE BONE!!!!
Rann> lmao
Nurgling> LOL rel!
Malhavok> EVILLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
SoulKisse> LOL! Rel
* Logos_KWB approaches bone
*** Kanien was kicked by Rann (..And stay the fuck out.... )
Lluciana> Heh. 'spose dyin to Rel's a good intro
Azimer> MERC GONNA HAVE COMPETITION...MOST DEATHS DUE TO STUPIDITY!!
Malhavok> LOL Rann
Rann> rolf
Turmoyle> rofl
Azmodion> I think Sang has that market cornered Az ;pp
Turmoyle> Azmier, you're more in touch with this game than i thought

Azmodion
10-02-2007, 09:43 PM
Continued.....

SirRellik> LOL
Rann> I quit! Sang 1998
Malhavok> ROFL!
* Logos_KWB stands waiting for the bone to do something
Hedron> <LOL!> JUST COULDN'T RESIST THE BOOT, EH, RANN?
* Hedron watches bone fuck Logos. <shrug>
Ego> SPEW YOUR EVIL BOY
* Rann shakes his head
Nurgling> Logos kneel before the bone!
SirRellik> DID YA BRING ME SUM EVIL LOG OF SHIT?
Malhavok> SPEW SOME EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Malhavok> EVVVVVVVIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
Rann> SPEW IT!!!!!!!!!!!
* Logos_KWB looks intensely at the boring bone
SirRellik> SAY IT!!!!!!!
Malhavok> DEAAAAAAAAAAATHHHH!
SirRellik> EVIL!!!!!!!
Azmodion> Spew it bitch!
*** Kanien (Kanien@pool018-dwan14.pw-ca-us.dialup.earthlink.net) has joined #kaaos
Lluciana> *Wants to hear what Eggbert would say for evil*
Malhavok> GOOOOOOOOOOORRRRREEEEEEEEEE!
Malhavok> SAY IT!!
SirRellik> BURNING KIDS IN A TRAILER!!!!!
Azimer> logos...get on with ti ya fuck
Azmodion> Speakith thy EVIL!
* Logos_KWB steps aside revealing a pretty young woman in a habbit, still passed out, but breathing deeply, twitching occasionally with dream induced spasms
Eggbert> I will destroy you all!!
Malhavok> LOL Rells
Logos_KWB> A virgin no less... };>
Rann> LMFAO!
SirRellik> SAY IT!!!!!
Malhavok> Oh man...more dieing chicks
*** Hedron sets mode: +o Kanien
Rann> EGGGERT YOU CLOSET TWISTED FUCK
Hedron> FUCK HIM UP, KANIEN!!
Hedron> WWHHEEEEEE!!!
Azimer> first sentence....NO FUCKING EVIL!!!! NO FOREPLAY BITCH..GET TO THE SHIT!!!!
SoulKisse> well...same old shit.
Malhavok> WHOOOOOOO!
* Logos_KWB notices the Hot Tub
Turmoyle> KANIEN GOT OPS?! WAHOOOOO
Lluciana> Can't we have a dismembered baby every now and then?
Weredrach> lol sk
Ego> Dead Chick? He brought Lilyth!!!
* Logos_KWB mutters Hmmm, I seem to recall there being a little more unholy water mixed in with the spooge... Nothing wrong with doing away with the water though I suppose... Gotta put those GOD LOADS somewhere... <Smiles>
Azimer> second sentence...no EVIL
*** Rann sets mode: -o Kanien
Turmoyle> he smiled ;x
Azimer> third sentence...NO EVIL
*** Hedron sets mode: -o Rann
Malhavok> He's building up...
*** KalMirage sets mode: -o+o Hedron Rann
Malhavok> I think. ;x
* Logos_KWB walks to the wall behind the Hot tub
Azimer> anyone noticing a patern????
Rann> WHEEEEEEEEEEE
Azmodion> No smiling in da hell hole
Hedron> <SMIRKING>
Rann> suckit!
* Logos_KWB scrutinizes the cracks in the crimson stained stones, searching for that slightly pinkish spot difficult to discern in the absense of light
*** Rann sets mode: +o Hedron
KalMirage> rofl
Azimer> fourth sentence...NO evil
Azmodion> Smirking ok but you smile again and yer gonna suck da boot!
* Malhavok absently scratches his balls.
Azimer> ditto
KalMirage> I have rann on my protected list ;p
* Logos_KWB replaces all instances of smiles with frowns
Ego> forget the fucking adjectives and get to the EVIL
Lluciana> Difficult to discern? BOOOOOT!
SoulKisse> LOL! Mal...giving yourself a quickie?
Azimer> 6TH SENTENCE!!!!
* Logos_KWB finds the cunt shaped crack
Rann> rofl!
Azimer> ::YAWN::
Kanien> wtf? I was this bad?
SirRellik> LOL SK
Hedron> FIFTH SENTENCE, MENTION OF WORD SMILE. 1 PT DEDUCTED
Malhavok> "I searched for pussy in that blood moon light. Forsooth, I findethed her gash;
* Logos_KWB runs tongue along crack, and hears the familiar groan of the pretty young virgin that was sacrificed in the making of this special trap door, and some of the contents held within...
Lluciana> rofl mal!
Rann> lmfao!
Malhavok> LOL Kanien
* Logos_KWB waits with anticipation as the wall lowers emiting moans of extacy to reveal the stash abandoned so long ago
Ego> Rofl Mal
Azmodion> LOL
* Hedron DIGS THE TRAP DOOR
* Logos_KWB recalls how much fun can be had with a live virgin while still maintaining enough purity for the magicks
Rann> THE DOOR
Malhavok> If he fucks her windpipe, I am gonna shit. ;/
* Hedron digs the trap door with the snatch in it
Rann> THERE BETTER BE CRAYONS DOWN THERE!
* Logos_KWB reaches into the niche and pulls out an un-naturally chilled bottle
Azimer> JESUS...THIS GUY IS FUCKING KORT!!!
Azmodion> And watercolors!
Malhavok> I have taken craps more evil than this. <specifically in DA's upstairs shitter>
Ego> Logos, I belong to a Cult of Virgin chicks now, god dammit wheres his evil
* Logos_KWB mutters "93... Ahh, but it was an evil year..." };)
Hedron> TOO MUCH FUCKING PLOT!!!!
Rann> lmfao
Hedron> TOO MUCH PLOT!!!
Logos_KWB> KOY no less... <EVIL GRIN> They always made the best Soul Spritzers... Quite unlike those worthless Mercs, they tasted way too much of cow dun... er, BULL SHIT!!! Truly worthless souls, and the color, SHIT BROWN...
Azimer> mAL!!!! THAT IS TRUE BY GOD!
Malhavok> GRAVE PLOT?
Azmodion> No plot, just evil!
Ego> THE SET UP BETTER BE WORTH IT
KalMirage> Logos, just add fuck every other word and everyone will pay attention
SirRellik> oooooo History lesson
* Logos_KWB strokes the neck of the bottle till the cork flies out of the top followed by a KAAOS GOD LOAD of white foam that runs down the side and across the hand clutching the bottle
Rann> bonus for merc bashing
Turmoyle> lol Kal
Azmodion> My moto is "If it's got a plot, fuck it"
Malhavok> FUCK! I already saw Titanic!! LOSE THE PLOT!
Lluciana> Heh, who's Logos? Who taught him Soul Spritzers?
* Logos_KWB cuts a bunch o shit out
Turmoyle> he just came on himself?
Turmoyle> that's fucked up
Malhavok> Altho the history lesson is kewl ;>
Rann> ROFL
Rann> lmao turms!
Logos_KWB> <As foam meets pale flesh a slight moaning can be heard from the soul used to make this particular spritzer>
Malhavok> Where else he gonna come when his dick's an 'inny', Turm?
* Logos_KWB raises the bottle, and takes a long pull, stopping only when the bottle is half empty (being the pessimist that I am)
Ego> Who brought this dude in
Turmoyle> rofl!!
Rann> roflmmfao!
*Logos_KWB Tosses the Bottle to Hedron
Turmoyle> Probably collects lint like a bellybutton too
Kanien> wtf?
Logos_KWB> Drink to the memories, mighty KAAOS GOD, mentor, sponsor;<nose grows visibly browner> of battles fought long ago, and battles to come; of souls taken in the name of KAAOS!!! <SWORDS GO HERE>
Malhavok> The making of a Soul Spritzer?
* Logos_KWB looks back to the niche, at a box made of what could possibly be ivory, but on closer inspection reveals itself to be made of human bones, the small bones of hands and feet
KalMirage> loss of points for hedron worship ;p
* Hedron smashes the bottle into broken, glass, using the shards to cut the snatch out of the trap door, and put it in his wallet for future use.
Azimer> FUCK...HAVE OUR STANDARDS GOTTEN THIS LOW???? I HAVENT HEARD ANY EVIL YET...
Azimer> BOOT THE FUCKER!
* Hedron bitch slaps kalio
SirRellik> LOL Hed
Malhavok> Hey! Some good sucking up in an evil saying never hurt
Logos_KWB> <The box opens easily with a slight hissing of air, the magicks that sealed it so long ago, preserving what lay inside from time's cruel destructive forces>
Rann> lmfao hed!
* Logos_KWB feels regret that the whole delicious spleen was required for the conjuring of that spell
* Logos_KWB reaches inside and pulls out a pipe made from a rib bone of the sacrificial virgin, and a small pouch sewn from the flesh and sinew of the same virgin
Malhavok> 'Cruel destructive forces'? ::winces::
SirRellik> And???
Azimer> "FEELS REGRET"??????
Rann> PREWRITTEN EVILLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Ego> Spleen? <ears perk up>
Azimer> WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ????
* Logos_KWB pulls out a fat bud, green in color but speckled with crimson, inspecting it slightly before packing the bone pipe
Malhavok> SPLEEN???
Turmoyle> that box is hissing...must be tupperware
Azimer> " FEELS REGRET"
Lluciana> Heddy, you sent him the HH history files, didn't you?
Malhavok> TROLL WEED!
Hedron> Mal? Please tell me he's just rusty.
* Logos_KWB holds finger close to the bowl <whispers> Bet Nox Flam <flatulance erupts, visibly moving the black cloak>
Malhavok> :;shrugs::
Ego> I schmoking it now!!!!!!!!!!
Rann> rofl
Turmoyle> fart humor?
Turmoyle> boot
Logos_KWB> SHIT!!! <checks reagent pouch> FUCK!!!
Rann> lmao turms
Ego> Who the fuck prep'd this pussy?
Malhavok> ROFLMAO
* Logos_KWB wrinkles his nose "Fukin' EVIL!!!! GAWD I LOVE TACO HELL!!!!!" ---WIDE GRIN-
Turmoyle> rann, bring me the book ;p
Azmodion> Taco Hell?
* Logos_KWB pulls out a jar of Old HellPaso "... and this shit ain't made in NewFUKIN'York City... Made in Old HellPaso where they know how the shit should rank da nose..."
Lluciana> He's making me sleepy
Rann> oh shit
Azmodion> LMFAO, wtf is this shit?
Rann> forgot aout that
Malhavok> ROFLMAO
* Hedron decides that he would like to see some blood and gore now.
Turmoyle> DOH!
Azimer> HEDDY...IF THIS IS THE BEST EVIL YOU COULD WRITE...YOU GETTING TO BE A PUSSY IN YOUR OLD AGE!!!
Rann> gonna be a minute
Hedron> LOL!
Azmodion> LOL Az!
* Logos_KWB fastfrowards to the gore part
Lluciana> Tell me this aint someone that should be kewl embarrasin himself
Malhavok> 'Old Hellpaso'. LOL! Is this Wolfhavoc?
Ego> Heddy wrote this?
Ego> Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Hedron> Fuck man, I didn't write this shit.
Azmodion> Don't lie, you did too!
*** Nurgl (NuRgLiNg@user-38h1tm6.dialup.mindspring.com) has joined #kaaos
Azimer> Heddy is pulling a Traelena....has two computers going...LOGOS IS JUST A FIGMENT OF HIS IMAGINATION..
Turmoyle> sounds more like Kal's work ;p
Azmodion> er, to ;pp
Malhavok> I think it's Kulvra back from sunday school!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Lluciana> rofl mal
Hedron> HAHAHAHA!
Rann> lmao
* Logos_KWB looks towards the num still lying on the floor
* Hedron decides to help logos
Lluciana> laugh
Hedron> HEDRON LAUNCHES HIMSELF AT THE NUN, SMASHING ITS SKULL INTO A SICK BLOODY PUDDING
* Logos_KWB walks to the nun and commands her awake
Malhavok> Num? Numnumnumnum?
Lluciana> Who the hell's vini?
Azmodion> LOL, fucking hedron da tutor
Malhavok> I think we should get back to the troll weed myself... ;/
Hedron> THE FUCKING JELLIED BRAINS SPREAD ACROSS THE FLOOR, AND HED WIPES IT UP WITH A BIG PIECE OF BREAD, MAKING A SANDWHICH OF THE HEAD-MUSH, AND HANDING IT TO LOGOS.
* Logos_KWB rips the habit from the nun in one yank
Vini> Black Ice
Hedron> EAT THAT. YOU NEED TO TASTE MORE BLOOD.
Turmoyle> this is the first HH saying that was less entertaining than changing my daughters shit-filled pants
Lluciana> *shoves Rel's arm aside and sits to watch the Punk spew it*
* Logos_KWB pulls rope from poucs
Malhavok> Soak it up, Hed!
*** Nurgling has quit IRC (Connection timed out )
* Logos_KWB ties nun from the ceiling
SoulKisse> LOL!Turm
Malhavok> ROFLMAO Turm. But did ya fuck her windpipe?
Azmodion> Yes, evil...Change Turm's daughters shit filled diapers!
Azimer> [LOGOS_KWB] TAKES THE NUNS BODY...CUTS GASHES IN HER BODY...AND CALLS IN A PACK OF HYENAS TO FUCK EVERY OPEN GASH ON HER BODY TILL SHE IS A FROTHY BLOODY MASS OF FLESH
Lluciana> ;x
Malhavok> LOL Azmo!
Vini> lucy its me
Lluciana> Azimer scarin the natives
Vini> Blackkie
Malhavok> Hyenas?? Fuck THAT. CALL THE GODS!!!
Turmoyle> lol
Azimer> ::PULLS THE UNBORN FETUS FROM THE NUN..AND STICKS IT ON THE END OF HIS ARM...PUPPET THEATRE::
Lluciana> Doh, send it again then
SirRellik> Coldblood, Coldice...etec...etc..etc....more names than Kanien
Malhavok> UNBORN FETUS. Ahhhhhhh...the memories :)
Nurgl> Vin you begging for her to take you back?
* Logos_KWB shoves con up her virgin ass
Vini> rofl
Turmoyle> rofl rells!
Vini> I dont need to beg
Nurgl> Con?
Azimer> WHO IS CON?
Hedron> <Logos_KWB> GETTING COMPLETE SICK OF BEING A GOODIE, I FLY INTO A SUDDEN RAGE, ALL PLOT AND THOUGHT DRIVEN FROM MY HEAD
Malhavok> Wrath of Con?!?!
Hedron> <Logos_KWB> REACTING AT A SPEED DRIVEN BY THE FUCKING RAGE OF HELL
Nurgl> If you meant CORN, your in :)
Malhavok> Or are you shoving Ricardo Montelbaun up her ass?
Nurgl> Heh
Hedron> Logos_KWB> I QUICKLY GRAB KAL MIRAGE, AND FUCK HIM.
* Logos_KWB whips out sword of agony
Logos_KWB> -cock
Malhavok> ROFL
*** Logos_KWB was kicked by Turmoyle (Turmoyle )
Rann> -cock and?!??
Azimer> SCUSE ME WHILE I WHIP THIS OUT ;>
Rann> LMFAO!
Turmoyle> wtf brought this in here?
Hedron> HAHAHAH!
Azimer> ROFL TURMS!
* Malhavok laughs
Azmodion> I hope that was a joke...
*** Nurgl is now known as Nurgling
Azmodion> he coming back with some evil now right? ;pp
*** Logos_KWB (chet@cyber.cybershock.net) has joined #kaaos
Rann> turms, waiting on timeout
Azimer> I GOTTA ADMIT...YOU HAD US GOING THERE HEDDY...
Turmoyle> that was 5 irc screens full of shit
Azimer> BUT I COULD TELL IT WAS YOU
Nurgling> LOL!!
Rann> LMFAO!
Hedron> LOL!
Malhavok> OK, he's back with some REAL evil this time. (I think)
Hedron> OH SHIT
Logos_KWB> fuckin lost my hard on from that boot
Malhavok> LOL
* Rann shakes his head
Turmoyle> logos, give us some fucking evil or eat the perma-boot
Azmodion> Well you better grow an evil hard on now
Hedron> RELL, TELL HIM TO COME BACK NEXT WEEK WITH LESS PLOT, NEW AND IMPROVED VIOLENCE, AND 75% MORE GORE
* Kanien LMFAO!
Azimer> IF HE COMES BACK IN...HE BETTER HAVE SOME BODY FUCKING, CUM SOAKING, FLESH MANGLING EVIL!
Rann> EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!
* Logos_KWB rams sword of whatever the fuck I called it into her tight snatch
Rann> REAL EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Malhavok> My ass ithes.
Ego> I CANT TAKE ANYMORE OF THIS, CALL FOR THE VOTE
Malhavok> itches too.
Logos_KWB> making her eyes bulge and then pop out
SirRellik> *****************vote*************************
Hedron> <WATCHES TO SEE IF HE PERKS UP>
Azmodion> head smashing ground crashing cunt gashing evil!
Malhavok> WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Turmoyle> where's the EE?
Hedron> POPPING EYEBALLS
Rann> POP DA EYES!!!!!!!!
Hedron> THINGS ARE LOOKING UPO
Hedron> HANG ON
Azmodion> Vote on what?
Azmodion> LOL
Turmoyle> i vote the biggest FUCK NO that I can
Malhavok> Shut up Rells...he's starting his umm...-reboot-
* Rann looks interested
SoulKisse> I rate it "G"
Hedron> POP THEM FUCKING EYES!!!!
Hedron> KILL THAT SHIT!!!!!
Azimer> WAS THERE ENOUGH TO EVEN CALL FOR A VOTE???
Hedron> EVIL!!!!!!!!!!
Hedron> GORE!!!!!!!!
Lluciana> I vote no. Even the Punk couldn't help him
Logos_KWB> pumps harder and harder till a gol load spews forth from her mouth
* Rann notices turms big fuck no
Hedron> KILL THAT BITCH!!!!
Azimer> COME BACK NEXT WEEK...
Logos_KWB> bathing the ceiling with jism
Azmodion> Er....
Ego> thats it man, Im going out and getting UO tomorrow so I can come in and kick this pussy motherfuckers ass
Azmodion> wait...
Rann> DISMEMBERMENT!
* Logos_KWB kills da biotch
Malhavok> Jizm Ceiling?
Turmoyle> where's the goddamn elemental from the arena? did Draxx pull another Sang on us?
* Nurgling abstains his vote, because is fat cunt sister-in-law picked up the phone and cut him off, making his miss the saying!
Azmodion> there might be some evil lingering in it's shatch ;>
Hedron> FUCKING HURT THAT BITCH LIKE SHE'S YER DAUGHTER GOD DAMNIT!!! (I KNOW EGO RELATES TO THAT)
Rann> dunno
Logos_KWB> reaches into her body and pulls out the spleen
Malhavok> ROFLMAO Nurg!! Go fuck her windpipe! :)
Ego> I love my daughter
Hedron> YANK THE SHIT OUT!!!!
Azmodion> Spleeeeeeeeeen
Azimer> EGO...YOU COULDNT KILL A RABBIT...EVEN AFTER ALL YOUR SMALL RODENT COCK SUCKING EXPERIENCE
Azmodion> Spleeeeeeeeeeeeeen
Hedron> DRIP IT WITH GORE!!!
Azmodion> wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Logos_KWB> wraps the spleen around the corn and eats it
Malhavok> SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!!
Rann> SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
Hedron> LET THE FUCKING BODY JUICES SPEW ALL OVER THE ROOM!!!!!
Azmodion> Spleen always gets votes ;>
Hedron> SSSPPPLLEEEEEENNNN!!!!!!!!!!
Rann> LMFAO!
Ego> AZ YOU WERENT SUCH A BAD RODENT MAN
Hedron> MAKE HER FUCKING SUCK IT!!!!!!
Rann> CORN BABY!
Nurgling> Whoa CORN!
Malhavok> Holy shit!! He's stealin' Nurgs lines!
Logos_KWB> thinks that there must bbe more here to eat
Hedron> WWWHHHEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Azimer> HEDDY IS GETTING BETTER ALL OF THE SUDDEN...
SirRellik> LOL Corn and Spleen....there goes the Nurg vote
Hedron> LOL!
Rann> lmfao
Nurgling> Stuff it up her ass, then eat it out!!
Azmodion> LOL Az!
Logos_KWB> teaches in throught her snatch, and pulls out the still beating heart
Malhavok> Nurg, he's stealing yer smack man! ::laughs:: Eating corny shit!
SirRellik> put in a dead baby and ya got the sk vote
Rann> EAT OUT HER ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Azmodion> LOL Rell
Logos_KWB> throws it over hos shoulder
Logos_KWB> weak
Rann> minus a vote for heart ripping
Logos_KWB> reaches in and pulls out her stomach
Hedron> LOL! THE STILL BEATING HEART WAS ABOUT TO BE A TRAIN WRECK, TILL HE THREW IT AWAY
Logos_KWB> hmm, wonder what she had for lunch
Malhavok> LOL!
Azmodion> Entrails!
Hedron> YANK OUT THAT BLOATED FUCKING WHITE BAG OF SHIT!
SoulKisse> LOL! Rel!
*** Vini sets mode: +o Nurgling
Rann> LUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Azimer> SUCK THE FETUS THRU HER ASS...SPIT IT IN HER MOUTH...
Logos_KWB> weiner wraps
Hedron> CUT HER SHIT OPEN!!!!!!
Malhavok> Check her pancreas!
Nurgling> What the fuck? This Mr Rogers?
Logos_KWB> eats the digested weiner wraps
Logos_KWB> reaches in again
Hedron> LOL!
Rann> LMFAO!
Logos_KWB> pulls out her entrails
Malhavok> Goddamn wiener wraps! No that was just the Mercs dicks she ate.
*** Logos_KWB was kicked by Vini (that was pathetic get the fuck out! )
* Hedron THINKS THAT LOGOS JUST SWALLOWED THE CONDOMS THIS WHORE SUCKED OFF OF 200 UO DICKS
Nurgling> LOL!
SoulKisse> The best part was Heddy's when he smashed her skull and splattered her brains.
Malhavok> GODDAMNIT!
Azmodion> It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood
Turmoyle> eat some undigested lettuce from her feces and cover it with yeast infection drippings for dressing
Ego> pancreas and weiner wraps......breakfast of champions?
Rann> Logos: and finds Ranns COCK STILL INSIDE DA BITCH
SoulKisse> LOL! Heddy!
Azmodion> Preggo Preggo Preggo is da best
Rann> rofl ep
Hedron> LOL! FUCKING VIN
Malhavok> Goddamnit...Vin, you made me miss the pancreas part!!
Rann> ROFL!
Azmodion> Preggo Preggo Preggo won da test
Nurgling> LOL
Azimer> turms...ewww
Azmodion> Preggo Preggo Preggo beat da rest
Malhavok> Azmo, are you on drugs?!?! LOL
Rann> lmfao
Azmodion> Er, why ya got some?
Hedron> IT WAS JUST GETTING GOOD, YOU FUCK!
*** Logos_KWB (chet@cyber.cybershock.net) has joined #kaaos
Malhavok> Goddamnit, I wanted to see what was in the pancreas
Logos_KWB> GODDAMNIT
Turmoyle> goddamnit...where the HELL is the Elemental?
*** Hedron sets mode: +o Vini
Malhavok> PANCREAS!!
*** Hedron sets mode: -o Vini
*** Hedron sets mode: +o Vini
Logos_KWB> I was about to get to the fukin pancreas you biotch
Vini> shut up
Hedron> WELL FUCKING GET IT!
Azmodion> Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Rann> SPEW IT!
Ego> You got to earn it bitch
Logos_KWB> reaches in and pulls out her fukin pancreas
Malhavok> CON FUCKING TINUE!
Vini> I'll boot ya again
Turmoyle> rofl vin
Azmodion> Now you speakith da evil
*** Hedron sets mode: -o Vini
Malhavok> ROFLMAO
Azmodion> No more talkin like a pussy ;pp
Ego> I GOT THE SYRUP FOR THEM PANCREASES
Malhavok> LOL HED!
Logos_KWB> rips it into lol bitty shreds and throws em at the amassed KAAOSers
Logos_KWB> enfukin joy
Logos_KWB> wait
Rann> lol?
Logos_KWB> I did NOT say joy
Hedron> I WANT TO SEE THE FUCKING PANCREAS!
Malhavok> Hmmmm....
*** Vini is now known as Vin
Azimer> ::watches logos throw like a girl::
Logos_KWB> strechse out the pancreas
Azimer> BOOT!!!!!!!!!!
Azmodion> I don't need your fucking cherity bitch!
Logos_KWB> SEE!!!
Rann> WHATS INSIDE THE PANCREAS!
Logos_KWB> her pancreas contains a god load of SHIT
Malhavok> I think I see my dick in that bitches pancreas.
Azmodion> I'll rip my own fucking spins out and slam em up yer ass
Ego> nah just a boil
SoulKisse> Told you it was small Mal. ;>
Logos_KWB> REACHES IN AND GRABS HOLD OF THE BITCHES LUNGS
* Rann looks at logos holding the pancreas with mals dick hanging out of it
Malhavok> HEY, ThAT FUCKIN CUNT STOLE MY DICK WITH HER PANCREAS!!! >:(
Logos_KWB> pULLS RTEALLY FUCKIN HARD
*** Hedron sets mode: +o Vin
Azmodion> er, spines even ;pp
Logos_KWB> AND TURNS HER INSIDE OUT
Turmoyle> i fucked her so hard my foreskin shredded off and was left in the pancreas
Vin> who the fuyck is logo anyway?
Rann> LUNGSSSSSSSS
Malhavok> Well, this is quite an Anatomy Lesson I must say.
Azmodion> Fuck her in the pankcreas....wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Logos_KWB> NOTICES THAT SHE WASN'T AFTER ALL A VIRGIN
Logos_KWB> THERE IS A FETUS
Lluciana> Oh shit, it's the UDL with the doctor daddy
Azmodion> Fetus
Logos_KWB> REACHES OUT ANT TAKES THE SMALL FETUS
Rann> lmfao
Azmodion> fetus
Malhavok> See kids!? KAAOS not only entertains, but teaches anatomy as well!
Azmodion> fetus
SoulKisse> LOL! Llucy!
Nurgling> <Logos_KWB>her pancreas contains a +3 strap on, that I quickly put on and begind to fuck Frytz in the eye socket, while suffing my tounge up Frytz's goats ass.
Logos_KWB> RIPS OFF IT'S SMALL HEAD AND TOSSES IT INTO MY NOUTH
Hedron> Vin, send me a chat
Rann> LMFAO!
Turmoyle> who knew Dr. Spock was still alive and playing UO?
Logos_KWB> TASTES LIKE CHICKEN
Lluciana> he's busy
Rann> MUNCH BABY!!!!!!!!!
Azmodion> Slap on da zippered hood ya toothless whore!
Logos_KWB> LOOKS AT THE REMAINS
KalMirage> lmao
Rann> fuckin suck ass gl
Logos_KWB> CRACKS IT OPEN AT THE STERNUM
Malhavok> Turm..>LOL
Logos_KWB> AND EATS THE INNARDS
Azimer> now shit it back in her gaping uterus!!!!
Rann> WHEEEEEEEEEEE
Logos_KWB> WEARS THE SKIN LIKE A HAT
Rann> stool sample!
Nurgling> Logos is Kanien message'n you what to type?
Azmodion> meanwhile back at the ranch....
Malhavok> WHOOOOOOOO!
Logos_KWB> LOOKS BACK TO THE NOW INSIED OUT NUN
* Rann hears familiar shit
Lluciana> rofl
SoulKisse> Are you done yet?
Malhavok> Skin wearin' is a bonus.
Azmodion> Let me tell you a story about a man named Jed
SirRellik> I gots ta go....TAKE THE VOTE HED
Logos_KWB> YEP
Hedron> LOL!
Session Close: Tue Mar 17 21:58:42 1998

LrdKanien
11-01-2007, 04:28 PM
long time no see. I came checking up on you guys and saw that old HH..good times. Don't see anything like it nowadays. Thanks for the memory!

Azmodion
11-02-2007, 10:30 AM
What up wuss? What rock you been hiding under? ;p

Nurg
11-02-2007, 12:15 PM
* Nurgling bitch slaps Phary knocking him out cold. Pulling down his pants, Nurgling squats over Phary's mouth and shits in it.
Haha, man I miss that IRC client that Logos made.

LrdKanien
11-02-2007, 12:42 PM
I was playing WoW doing the arenas..but its loosing interest now. Maybe season3 will get me back into it. What game you guys in?

Logos
02-06-2008, 08:11 PM
Hey bitches!!!

How interesting, I come in for my annual evil report and find this right at the top o the list.

I also came loking for that same IRC client Nurg... For some stupid reason those homos at mIRC are charging for that old outdated shit IRC client, damn thing blows up after 30 days too... Maybe one of you worthless fuckers can hunt down a registration number, and I'll rebuild it from scratch. Cause damn it was cool!

Where is that bitch Rann, he has to have a copy of it somewhere, and why isn't it available for download on the site?

I do all that fucking work for you worthless homos, and you go and fucking lose it!

I hope you ain't lost that EVIL feelin' too...

Suckit!
Logos
Ye old god of da sticky purple troll weed!

Rann
02-06-2008, 08:16 PM
Lol, Logos fag! Were playing uo, come play ;p I think I have KAAOTIC somewhere ;p

Logos
02-06-2008, 08:31 PM
Playing UO, how nostalgic...

Stop playing long enough to find it and mail it to me. I can't find it anywhere, I can't believe I lost it. I wouldn't be surprised if it weren't on this server somewhere.

*Logos pulls Kanien's intestines out through his ass and strangles him with them.

I forgot to say that in ye olde HH

Damn dead nun had me all sidetracked n shit

Logos

Blayloc
02-06-2008, 08:51 PM
http://www.uodivinity.com Download it

Logos
02-06-2008, 11:34 PM
I'll download it right after I have Kaaotic and not a moment before Blayholio.

I know how you motherfuckers work, get me in there and maybe I'll forget about it, whilst yer ganking my newb ass all over the place...

...and that is just evil, I wouldn't expect any less either...

Bitches!

Logos
P.S. 761 meg, yeah, I'll see ya in about a week... My high speed connection ain't that high speed...
P.S.S Tucows sucks, every IRC client sucks, mIRC sucks bucks, Rann sucks dick, Blay sucks ass... If I'd have known the future sucked so much, I'd have stayed in the past... oops, apparently I did. }:> Suckit!