Azmodion
10-02-2007, 09:42 PM
Hedron> Buncha fuck nuts. Who brought be a toothless whore in a zippered hood?
KalMirage> lol were
Malhavok> Heddie...don't talk about Kisser like that, dude. :/
Azimer> heddy..you mom was unavailable ;>
SoulKisse> Mal..fucking bite me! ;pppp
Weredrach> make it worse it was luther ;p
Rann> lmao kal ;p
SoulKisse> ::laughing:: You worship me and you know it!
KalMirage> were, is that yer goodie?
Hedron> <laugh> Hey, Mal, don't push it. Or I'll get a big prison inmate with a baseball bat to make you into a toothless whore ;>
Weredrach> ya he new
Hedron> You too azi
Hedron> <smirk>
Rann> rofl
SoulKisse> Don't bother heddy...he'll volunteer. ;>
Rann> o.0
Weredrach> old one was all fucked up
Rann> timing out ion the house vin
Rann> dont kill me
* Malhavok contemplates the massiveness of his penis, whilst he makes a bologna sandwich.
SoulKisse> Is that what the silly high pitched giggle is for?
Azimer> Mal...the only man that envies the size of a vienna Sausage..
* Rann Accepts the worship from Azimer, Eggbert, Hedron, KalMirage, Malhavok, Nurgling, SirRellik, SoulKisse, Tazer, Tyo, Vini, Weredrach, Kaaos, Kanien
Malhavok> :::Boot:::
Rann> rofl
Kanien> ROFL
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Azimer> and can accept an entire salami in his ass ;>
Vini> Kan?
Vini> was that the spot?
Kanien> yeap?
Malhavok> Anybody run into that "Pharismo" faggot yet?
Azimer> rofl vini!
SoulKisse> LOL!
Kanien> I think so man...but remember when you guys started killing his ass I was dead.
Azmodion> bios ;>
Malhavok> Azmobio ;)
SoulKisse> Azmodion ;>
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Kanien> I couldn't see shit.
Malhavok> Holy shit!!
Malhavok> Llucibio!
kmicick> Oh forgot my name shit
Hedron> LLucia ;>
kmicick> brb
SirRellik> Luci!
SoulKisse> Lluci! ;>
Azimer> {Kan..was that the spot} official translation....you ass is so loose I couldnt tell if I was in or not
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Azmodion> lol
Rann> lol
Rann> LMAO!@
Malhavok> Az, I'd hate to call china and have them take yer passport
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Malhavok> I am tight wit da gooks
Kanien> Hahahaha....tis a game not jail ;p
Turmoyle> I vote no on everyone
Kaaos> [Turmoyle] KAAOS God of Entropy
SoulKisse> Turmoyle ;>
Turmoyle> SK ;p
Hedron> LOL!
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Lluciana> Ok
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Turmoyle> LLUCY!
Azmodion> Turm ;pp
Kanien> afk
Hedron> Mal is tight wit da gooks=Mal lets them fuck his little puckered asshole
Hedron> "You likee tightee?"
Rann> Turms ;>
Hedron> "Ah, sooooo"
* Turmoyle bitchslaps SirRellik and calls him gay in front of his family
Turmoyle> WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Malhavok> Lmao
*** Hedron sets mode: +ooo Azmodion Lluciana Turmoyle
*** Hedron sets mode: +o Tr|Qstr
*** Azmodion is now known as PharismoD
Turmoyle> Azbio, Rann ;p
PharismoD> you guys suck!
SoulKisse> ::grin:: heddy that's not just for gooks
Turmoyle> rofl!
PharismoD> can I join?
Rann> lmao!
Lluciana> OK, so who are the play toys?
PharismoD> You guys are faggots
Malhavok> Phari!!
*** PharismoD was kicked by Rann (..And stay the fuck out.... )
Turmoyle> GL is full of amateurs
SirRellik> LOL
Turmoyle> ;p
Malhavok> Awwwwwwwwwwww
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Rann> no shit
PharismoD> you guys still suck!
Malhavok> Shoulda let him stay...he'da been good entertainment ;>
PharismoD> I'll kill you all!
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Rann> heh
Malhavok> There's Faerie!
Rann> hes back ;>
Rann> rofl
* Rann pulls PharismoD up by his ears in order to cease the lewinski.
Kaaos> [Tyo] KAAOS AGM - God of Neuro-mancy.
Hedron> <laughing>
PharismoD> KAAOS is gay!
*** Rann sets mode: +o Tyo
Malhavok> That's some damn fine worship ;>
Hedron> Pharie-homo?
Hedron> Wishfull thinking?
KalMirage> lol
SoulKisse> LOL!
PharismoD> You worship me I do not worship you
Rann> rofl
PharismoD> you are all stupid
Malhavok> Phari...pronounced Faerie
Lluciana> Phari is in denial
Rann> weeeeeee
PharismoD> I can PK all of GL
Tr|Qstr> did I c a problem with da bots before I left?
PharismoD> GL is full of pussies like you!
KalMirage> lol, holy shit, is that Llucy?
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Rann> KAAOS is a bitch triq
PharismoD> Kal Mirage is gay!
Rann> EP ;>
SirRellik> Ego dude!
Ego> Wheeeeeeeeeeeee Bring on the bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lluciana> Yah, I'm sleepy too
SoulKisse> Ego ;>
SirRellik> Wheres my CD>
* Malhavok smacks Phari with his Flameblade, then winces in despair as Phari asks for another.
Tr|Qstr> ok I fix her
Azimer> START THE FUCKING EVIL!!!!!!!
Rann> LOL Mal!
SoulKisse> ROFLMAO! Mal.
* Tr|Qstr slaps kaaos across da face...
Rann> EVIL!
PharismoD> KAAOS shoves bug fat cucumbers up their asses
Rann> {S EVIL
KalMirage> Llucy! Ego!
* Rann shoves his rod of lordly might down PharismoD 's throat and blows his head off with his godload.
PharismoD> especially that faggot Hedron
PharismoD> he's gay
Ego> Rels I had the The game send it to ya, if you didnt get it I'll call em later tonight
*** Tr|Qstr sets mode: +b *!~azmodion@ip42.san-ramon4.ca.pub-ip.psi.net
* Nurgling bitch slaps Phary knocking him out cold. Pulling down his pants, Nurgling squats over Phary's mouth and shits in it.
*** PharismoD was kicked by Tr|Qstr (cuase u a wiener )
KalMirage> lmao
SirRellik> Yea havnt got it yet
Rann> LMAO!
*** KalMirage sets mode: -b *!~azmodion@ip42.san-ramon4.ca.pub-ip.psi.net
Nurgling> Suck it down bitch!
Ego> I'll make a call :)
Rann> Triq that was azmo ;>
SirRellik> Kewl
Malhavok> ROFL! Heddy! He knows you!
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Tr|Qstr> ops...
Tr|Qstr> hehehhe
*** PharismoD is now known as Azmodion
Hedron> <looking up>
Azmodion> LOL ;pp
Rann> LOL!
Azmodion> suck my balls ;pp
Hedron> <bitch slapping Pharie-homo>
* Turmoyle bitchslaps Hedron and calls him gay in front of his family
Malhavok> ROFLMAO
SirRellik> KANIEN YA BACK YET WUSS?
Ego> Wheres my Babe Lucy?
Azmodion> LOL
*** Tr|Qstr sets mode: +o Eggbert
Lluciana> Eeeeggoooooo
* Rann pulls Kanien up by his ears in order to cease the lewinski.
*** Eggbert sets mode: +o Kaaos
Azmodion> where's da fucking evil?
Rann> hes busy
*** Tyo sets mode: +o Azmodion
Azmodion> Egobio....
*** Malhavok is now known as PharismoD
Azmodion> what up? ;>
Ego> Lucy baby!!!!!!!!!
*** SirRellik sets mode: +o Ego
Kanien> Back...
Ego> I miss ya doll
PharismoD> Oh you KAAOS studs, fuck my loose ass!!!!!!
Tr|Qstr> kaaos isn't deoping anyone now?
Ego> Azmobio!
Azmodion> LOL
Rann> guess not
*** Hedron is now known as Spyrmie
PharismoD> I want to feel all yer Godly cocks in my gay ass!!!!!
Azmodion> Hey, it's that Pharismo homo again
Lluciana> How's the cult treatin ya, Ego?
*** Rann is now known as Thrym
Ego> Rofl
Turmoyle> If Ego 's mom were a lesbian she'd be eating Ego 's pussy and fingering her ass
Spyrmie> YOU MUST ALL BOW BEFORE ME
Thrym> You merc wannabes
Azmodion> LOL
Thrym> o.0
*** Thrym is now known as Rann
KalMirage> lmao
* Spyrmie HACKS EVERYONE APART. I MEAN THAT SEVERAL WAYS
*** KalMirage is now known as Jachyra
PharismoD> Hedron, I admire your long manhood the most. May I swab it with my tongue?
Jachyra> I can hack better than all of you!!!!
Kanien> AS I APPROACHED THE UNNAMED FEMALE FROM BEHIND I GENTLY WHISPERED INTO HER EAR AND REMOVED THE REMAINING GARMENTS FROM HER BODY.
Lluciana> Manhood?
Azmodion> Spyrm, get that plunger out of yer ass
Ego> Turmoyle just cause you didnt wipe your Vagina this morning dont mean ya got to have an attitude
* Turmoyle pierces Kanien 's nipples with fishing line and hangs him like a painting
Azmodion> Kan, shut up, nobody told you to approach the bone!
*** Rann is now known as Materva
Jachyra> I can hack better than an ark on a slow night!
Turmoyle> Turmoyle slams a 60 lb unix manual on Ego 's head. That gotta hurt... but then again... where there's no sense... there's no feeling!
Materva> Would someone tell me if im a guy or a girl???
Turmoyle> ROFL JACH!
Turmoyle> wheeee
Azmodion> LMFAO
SirRellik> KANIEN DID YOU BRING US SUM EVIL??????
PharismoD> Hi, I'm Phari! I worship you guys so much I ruined my Tuesday night to doso!
*** Spyrmie is now known as Hedron
*** Jachyra is now known as MortaniuS
Ego> FUCKING HELL HOLE BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ego> Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Materva> Oh Phari, I know you love me
Lluciana> When's Azimer comin home?
MortaniuS> Please dont beat me AGAIN!!!!
PharismoD> Rellikk, will you fuck my loose ass?? PLLLLLEASSSE??
Materva> Come be a merc wuss!
MortaniuS> PLEAAAAAAASSEEEEE!
Azmodion> LMFAO!
Kanien> Yea...was about to fucking start but you fucks keep flameing.
*** MortaniuS is now known as LrdKanien
Ego> Rell get conrol of the KFGS wannabes man!
*** PharismoD is now known as Malhavok
Malhavok> Ok, Ok, that was painful....
LrdKanien> I killed Neurosis and then lost my account!@
Materva> LOL
LrdKanien> ;p
SoulKisse> LOL!
Azmodion> LOL
Ego> and Mal your sphincter fucker, Install the god damn game
Materva> rofl
Nurgling> PharismoD, you may now bow down and start the Lewenski session.
Kanien> rofl
*** LrdKanien is now known as KalMirage
Azmodion> LrdKan, how many images did you have?
Ego> Rofl
* Materva pulls Kanien up by his ears in order to cease the lewinski.
*** Materva is now known as Rann
Turmoyle> If Kanien 's mom were a lesbian she'd be eating Kanien 's pussy and fingering her ass
KalMirage> lmao, neurosis sucked anyways... except for like 3 spots on the whole game ;p
Azmodion> fucking wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
SirRellik> EVIL KANIEN! LETS HEAR IT WUSS
SirRellik> SAY IT!!!!
SirRellik> EVILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
Ego> I wouldnt play that Homo's game
Turmoyle> I vote no
Rann> SPEW THAT SHIT BITCH!
Hedron> FUCKING EEEEEEVVVVVVVIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!
Hedron> FUCKING EVIL!
* Rann agrees with turmoyle
Hedron> GORE!
Hedron> DEATH!!!!
Hedron> DESTRUCTIONG!
KalMirage> FLOWERS!
Lluciana> If I gata drink coffee in the Hell Hole to stay awake, you're not doing good, Kanian
KalMirage> errr
Malhavok> EVILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
Turmoyle> I vote no on Kanien and request that he takes Ego with him
Malhavok> ACK!:p
SirRellik> SLEDGEHAMMER UPSIDE THE HEAD EVIL!!!!!!
Rann> GIGGLES!
Rann> er ;/
Nurgling> LOL!
Hedron> DISGUSTING SLABS OF SHORN OFF FLESH, TORN FROM THE BONES, AND PISSED ON BY HORSES!!!!
Nurgling> LMAO REL!!
* Rann shoves his rod of lordly might down Kanien 's throat and blows his head off with his godload.
Nurgling> Dont forget the axe!
SirRellik> BLOOD FLOWING FROM AXE SLICES IN THE NECK EVIL!!!!
SirRellik> SAY IT!!!!
Malhavok> ESOPHOGUS SLICING!!!!!!!!!!!
Hedron> FUCKING POUR THE EVIL ON LIKE HOT OIL ON PEASANTS IN THE MOTE!!!!!
Azmodion> I thought we were gonna have 3 wanna be's?
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SirRellik> Theres teh second Az
Rann> SPEW IT YOU FUCKIN WANNABE!
Hedron> THERE'S THE OTHER
Rann> LOGOS!
Kanien> AS SHE PLACED HERSELF ONTO THE BED, I SPREAD HER LEGS WIDE AND BEGAN TO FINGERBANG HER SNATCH
Azmodion> heh ;pp
Nurgling> If there is nothing about CORN in your evil saying, you dont get in!
Ego> DISECT TURMOYLE'S PUSSY IN YOUR STORY OR YOUR BOOOOOOOOOTED
* Rann pulls Logos_KWB up by his ears in order to cease the lewinski.
Hedron> WWHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SoulKisse> Hell...I don't think we even have one!
Turmoyle> STAPLE A RAZOR TO THE END OF YOUR PENIS DEEP THROATING MONICA LEWINSKY EVIL GODDAMNIT!!!!!
Hedron> FINGERBANG HER SNATCH?
Malhavok> Where's the goddamn evil?! ;/
Rann> LMAO!
Kanien> 1 FINGER AT FIRST, THEN 2..3..4..AND THEN SLAMMING MY WHOLE HAND INTO HER GLISTENING CUNT..
Azmodion> What the fuck is evil about fingerbangin?
Ego> Fingerbang, what the fuck is this shit
Malhavok> WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Nurgling> LOL!
Lluciana> That's not evil, unless she removes a razor blade from her snatch and slices your tongue off
Hedron> HEDRON'S OFFICIAL TRANSLATION: I COULDN'T GET A STIFFY, SO I HAD TO USE MY FINGER
Azmodion> unless the finger is a 9" dagger
Malhavok> Fingerpainting??
Ego> Fist fucking aint shit bitch
Rann> ythis aint the aol teen channel bitch!
Ego> Boooooooooooooooooooot
Malhavok> He is fingerpainting??
Azmodion> "I finger painted her pussy with my water colors"
Kanien> SHE BEGAN TO MOAN...IN..OUT..IN..OUT...SHE BEGAN TO REACH HER ORGASM...
Rann> LOL
Malhavok> ROFL Azmo!
Rann> squirt
Hedron> HEDRON'S OFFICIAL TRANSLATION: SHE'S EASY TO PLEASE
Turmoyle> ORGASM??? HOw dare you let that cunt enjoy herself
Ego> FUCK< YOU DUMB MUTHERFUCKER KANIEN!!!!!!!!!!!
Kanien> I RAMMED MY HAND FORCING OPEN AND PIERCING THE LINING OF HER CUNT ENTERING INTO HER INTERNAL INTESTINES AND STOMACH CAVITY..
Malhavok> TRANSLATION: It was Snowie.
Vini> nurg?
Rann> lmfao!
Vini> was that the genral area?
Lluciana> snarl
<Kanien> SHE SCREAMED IN ECSTACY A DEATH CRY...SO I REACH UP WITH A RIPPED HAND FULL OF HER STOMACH INTESTINES AND BASHED MY FIST INTO HER NECK COLLAPSING HER JUGULAR, SPAYING BLOOD IN MY FACE.
Rann> nice one ;>
Lluciana> shoot?
Hedron> Nice basic evil.
Rann> EVILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Malhavok> Whoooooo! That's what I like...non-interrupted evil.
Nurgling> Damit I missed it
Hedron> Laying good ground work.
SoulKisse> LOL!
Turmoyle> she's a juggler? as in balls and hoops?
* Rann snickers
Malhavok> LOL!
SoulKisse> Nothing to miss.
Kanien> SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH!!!
Azmodion> She juggled my nuts last night
* Rann still votes no
Lluciana> Like it took more than one hand, Azmodion
Nurgling> LOL SK you gona take that shit?
Kanien> I THEN PLACED MY COCK IN THIS PERFECT FROTHING BLOODY SNATCH...
Nurgling> Hehe
* Malhavok crothets as this evil saying soothes him.
Azmodion> "I want to sit naked on a golf course with my balls in the hole as she sucks me off"
Turmoyle> I vote no again and make a second motion to remove Ego and Rann from KAAOS
Malhavok> LMFAO
Lluciana> rofl
Rann> lmfao
Weredrach> lol
Kanien> RAM...RAM...RAM...SHE BEGAN TO GURGLE AND PLEA FOR THE MERCY WHICH WOULD NEVER COME.
Nurgling> This kinda reminds me of Empire Strikes Back, where Han stuffs Luke in that tonton snatch!
SoulKisse> Kanien...isn't talking to me like right?
* Rann unsheathes his dagger and *stab stab* Turmoyle drops to the floor trying to hold his guts in his stomach.
KalMirage> I vote we boot turm for making amotion
Malhavok> Kanien fuckin dead pussy, cuz he can't get any live?
Ego> Turm, shut the fuck up your still KFGS
Hedron> I make a motion to organize a quest to get Turm's balls back from that giant rat that smoked him.
Turmoyle> I second Kal's motion
Rann> LMAO!
Turmoyle> rofl Hed! It was a harpy ;p
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Kanien> BLOOD IN HER BROKEN WINDPIPE WAS SEEPING INTO HER MOUTH AND DOWN HER CHIN...I BENT OVER TO GET A TASTE OF TRUE PURIFICATION,
Malhavok> LMFAO Hed
Malhavok> Hmmmm...I can dig that
Rann> WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*** Tyo sets mode: +o Azimer
* Hedron observes some fairly plain but solid evil coming from Kanien.
Ego> ROFL< please tell me Turm has learned to Pvp at least in UO
KalMirage> I BENT OVER TO GET A TASTE OF TRUE PURIFICATION, - That sounds like some stupid ass shit Hedron would say ;>
Turmoyle> raise you're hand if the harpy icon hasn't given you a chubby at least once
Azmodion> "Fuck her in the windpipe!"
Lluciana> Yah
Malhavok> But uh...aren't ya tasting my jizm then?
Kanien> LICKING HER BLOOD STAINED LIPS AND TONGUEING HER MOUTH.
Rann> LMAO TURM!
Nurgling> LOL Azmo!
Malhavok> ROFL
Kanien> RAM...RAM...RAM...I KEPT RAMMING MY COCK IN AND OUT OF THIS SEETHING FROTHING HOLE.
Hedron> -BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF KAL- HERE'S SOMETHING ELSE I WOULD SAY -FUCKING KAL'S MOM ON TOP OF HIM, PUNCHING THROUGH HER BODY WITH MY DICK AT ORGASM, AND SPEWING COME ALL OVER KAL- UUUUNNNHHHHHH!!!!!
* Logos_KWB hopes that saying a lot of stoopis assed Heddy shit doesn't hurt me chances....
Ego> ASS SUCKING FAGGOT
Azmodion> would that be gay mal, if he's tasting yer jizm?
Nurgling> Dont forget to blow your wad in Mal's..er her face!
Hedron> NOW THAT'S SOMETHING I WOULD SAY.
KalMirage> lmao!
Malhavok> Nurg...
Kanien> AHH....SHE SCREAMED...AS SHE AGAIN FELT THE DIEING RAGE OF DEATH AND ECSTACY UPON HER SOUL!!!
Rann> lmao
Nurgling> She's still alive after all that? DAM THATS SOME WOMAN!
Azmodion> Fuck her in the goat ass!
Nurgling> Blow up doll?
Rann> lOL
Kanien> TAKING MY COCK OUT OF HER SNATCH..I PLACED IT IN HER DIEING MOUTH...
Lluciana> body pillow
SoulKisse> It was Mal's blow up doll! ;>
Malhavok> Translation: I fucked a dead chick, and licked her. Golly ain't I evil.
Azmodion> gurgle bitch gurgle!
Turmoyle> rofl mal!
Rann> LOL Mal
Nurgling> Holy shit, the man has a detacable penis!
Ego> Sounds like one of Kal's cyber sessions
* Hedron NOTICES THE DYING WOMAN KANIEN HAS BEEN FUCKING REACH UP AND YANK OFF HER WIG... TO REVEAL... KAL MIRAGE. FULLFILED AT LAST.
KalMirage> Shove yer dick in her ear and blow her brains out the other ear or somethin ;p
Turmoyle> perfect use of the word "golly"
Nurgling> er..detachable!
Rann> LMFAO!
Lluciana> Strap on god!
Malhavok> ::bows::
Kanien> WITH AGONY AND THE LOOK OF MERCY IN HER EYES..I SLAMMED MY THROBBING DICK DOWN HER COLLAPSED WIND PIPE.
* Logos_KWB rearanging spewage cause IRC is fucked up
Malhavok> More windpipe fucking...
* Rann wonders how big a collapsed wind pipe is
Turmoyle> He better have fish bait on the end of his penis and pull out with something that explains the stench once and for all
Kaaos> [b0x] -=Linux 2.0.33, aka Da b0x=-
Ego> I fucked my 1st wind pipe when I was 2
Hedron> Turm! LOL!
Azmodion> LOL
Rann> lmao
Turmoyle> your own doesn't count, Ego
Hedron> Yah, but ego, that was YOUR windpipe.
Malhavok> LMAO
SirRellik> LOL
Turmoyle> ;p
SoulKisse> LOL!
Nurgling> SOME BITCH OUTSIDE!
Rann> some goody outside yer house vin ;>
Lluciana> *rubs her eyes* Eggbert?
Nurgling> IF YOUR STILL IN THE HOUSE
Kanien> BLOWING MY GODLOAD DEEP INTO HER LUNGS. SHE GASPED FOR AIR, BUT NONE WOULD COME. AS THE CUM AND BLOOD SEEPED OUT HER MOUTH...SHE BREATHED HER LAST BREATH.
Azmodion> Yea, yer own wndpipe doesn't count Ego
Turmoyle> way to be on top of things Azmo ;>
Malhavok> Damn, that'd make a good snuff flick
Turmoyle> lol
Rann> Invite her in VIn ;l>
Azmodion> LOL Turm...
Rann> ;>
* Hedron likes the drowning by blowing cum directly into lungs.
Azmodion> I was too busy blowing my load in yer mouth ;pp
SirRellik> LOl let her in
Rann> she wont be able to leave ;>
Vini> lmao blow me rann
* Logos_KWB inhales deeply
Malhavok> Me too Hed ;>
Rann> let her in
Rann> shell die
Azimer> Mal...isnt that the script you starred in a couple months ago...course you were the woman that got windpipe fucked ;>
Logos_KWB> FUCKIN' EVIL!!!! The smells (death and decay), the sounds (the incessent dripping of blood from the cavernous celings, and moans of tortured souls), the FEEL... EVIL!!!!
Hedron> LOL!
Ego> Ya can dress Mal up but cant take him anywhere
Azmodion> Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Azimer> "seething frothy hole" gets a point
Malhavok> Nope...I was in 'Boogie Nights'
Azmodion> LOL
SoulKisse> Ego...no takes Mal anywhere! ::laughing::
*** Rann is now known as Kabukiman
Turmoyle> wearing rollerskates, mal?
Kabukiman> EVILLLLLLLLLL
SirRellik> Ya done wuss?
Malhavok> LOL turm! ;p
KalMirage> Mal was the guy who told dirk diggler to masterbate for him ;p
Hedron> rellik, you gonna call a vote on Kanien?
Logos_KWB> /action Turns quickly to Scowl at Hedron
* Logos_KWB Turns quickly to Scowl at Hedron
Weredrach> and i thought it was burt
Logos_KWB> Who the FUCK sent me the wrong directions to the Hell Hole, I ended up at a fuckin' nuns convention! Prolly yer idea of a joke eh Hed???
*** Kabukiman is now known as Rann
SirRellik> ******************VOTE************************
* Rann votes no
SirRellik> ***********************VOTE**********************
SoulKisse> ROFLMAO!
* Hedron turns quickly to slap Kanien's severed still dripping dick into logo's mouth.
Logos_KWB> I popped in spewing evil, not even opening my eyes, hoping to make a grand entrance...
*** Nurgling is now known as SK
SoulKisse> I vote fuck no.
*** SK is now known as SKzGOD
Ego> Shut the fuck up Logos and wait your turn
Azimer> fucking nuns...they are good and tight ifyou can find them
SoulKisse> ROFL! Nurg!
Rann> rofl
Tyo> I've seen more evil in Family Circle
Tyo> No
Weredrach> ya but can he kill?
SirRellik> ************************vote********************** ****
Turmoyle> lmao Tyo! you made a funny
* Rann laughs
Weredrach> i abstain ;p
KalMirage> I vote Logos and Kanien DM!@
* Rann votes no again cause he cheats
Ego> Yes if he blows me
Turmoyle> BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
Azmodion> You are not were!
KalMirage> errr, we dont have a DM chamber anymore ;p nm
Azimer> Since Sangdraxx isnt here to bitch...I vote no unless he can bake a pie!!!
* Hedron votes KGFS! ONLY HE HAS TO MAKE A MULE CHARACTER, RECALL, TO SOB VILLE, AND LEAVE HIM STANDING THERE ALL NIGHT MACROING A YELL "SOB SUCKS THE CUM FROM THE DEAD WINDPIPES OF MY VICTIMS"
Malhavok> I vote Kanien has to dress up in a dress like Neuro and kiss Sylphee on the windpipe.
Lluciana> He had more evil than Ego. I vote yes
Weredrach> lmao luc
Rann> LMFAO!
Malhavok> LOL
SirRellik> lol
Ego> Im putting the KAAOS DM chamber in LoE
Turmoyle> rofl
Ego> so come on over
SKzGOD> Unless you can top the Franklen slaughter house, ya better start packing!
Malhavok> Make Kanien fuck Neuro in the windpipe.
Azmodion> LOL Mal
Turmoyle> I vote yes if he goes and plays LoE with Ego
KalMirage> Write "Lord Negro" on the wall of the DM chamber Ego ;p
*** SKzGOD is now known as Nurgling
Ego> Lucy you know I got the Evil you want baby
Malhavok> LOL TUrm!
Rann> LOL kal
Azimer> oh ego...you are so kool...gee golly gosh darn..it must be great to be like you
Azmodion> LOL Turm!
Azimer> YOU ARE A FUCKING GOODIE FAGGOT!!!!
Azimer> NOT GET TO A REAL GAME
Ego> Thanks AZ :)
KalMirage> Who let Azimer out ofthe rice paddy?!
Hedron> I vote that we pass a new resolution, and anyone we boot from KAAOS must be banished to LOE to plant flower and not pvp ever
Nurgling> NOW you mean ?
Rann> lmfao
SoulKisse> LOL! Kal ;>
Lluciana> rofl, Kal
Nurgling> LOL
Azimer> I am in the rice paddy ya fucks
Hedron> Kal! LMAO!
SirRellik> *************vote*******************
Azmodion> I'll vote yes on his smiley ass if he sends me 20 bucks
Rann> rofl
Malhavok> Laptops in the rice paddies. Ain't technology wonderful?
Azimer> rofl azmo
* Hedron VOTES YES GOD DAMNIT!
KalMirage> Azmo! lmao!
Ego> When Kharduum opens over there, you bitches will be begging me for accounts
Azmodion> Yes, for 20 bucks in da mail by Friday
* Rann votes no
* Malhavok votes YES, if he fucks Neuro in the windpipe.
Ego> Kanien can you get software?
Rann> cyas triq
SirRellik> ::::Quickly counts the votes:::::::::::
Lluciana> snicker
Rann> i got the fuckin cd
Rann> of loe
Rann> who wants it?
SirRellik> :::::::;ignore them::::::::::::;
Azmodion> LOL, Ego is recruiting ya to join him in faggot goodie land ;pp
Hedron> KGFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Azmodion> LOL Rell!
Turmoyle> fucking windpipes was out of vogue years ago when Ego was still doing it to ColdChill
SirRellik> OK wuss......KGFS!
Hedron> WWWWHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Azmodion> That's why I voted yes...
SoulKisse> LOL! Rel ;>
Azimer> I vote yes if he can find the edge of Mals infinite sphincter
Hedron> KAAOS GAY FUCKING SQUIRE!
Malhavok> LMFAO Rell
Azmodion> because I always lose with the BOOOT votes ;pp
Azmodion> this time I get ta be on da wining team! ;pp
Malhavok> KAAOS GAY FUCKING SQUIRE! WHOOOOO
Ego> Kharduum is the Pvp version Azmo you sphletic afterbirth of a mongolian gangbang
Hedron> KANIEN, YOUR NEW KGFS SURNAME WILL BE - "WHITE BREAD EVIL."
Rann> ROFL!
KalMirage> I spheltic even a word? ;p
Azmodion> Ego, go fuck yer windpipe again ;pp
KalMirage> err is
SoulKisse> ROFLMAO!
Lluciana> Punk imitation
*** Rann is now known as NAMBLAGOD
Weredrach> bet that was a fun conception
Ego> It is now Kal
NAMBLAGOD> come to me Kainen
Turmoyle> quick question....have we now reached our limit on hacking Satans or are we still taking applications?
* Nurgling votes yes, if he lets Lucy ass fuck him with her +3 glove o'fish hooks!
Azmodion> LMFAO!
Malhavok> 'WINDPIPES MAKE MY HOLE FROTHY'
Hedron> TURM! LMAO!
Malhavok> LOL Trum!
Hedron> MAL! AHAHAH!
*** NAMBLAGOD is now known as Rann
SirRellik> LOL Turm!
* Turmoyle bitchslaps Kanien and calls him gay in front of his family
Hedron> KANIEN YOUR NEW KGFS SURNAME WILL NOW BE "DID SOMEBODY SAY WINDPIPE? BOING!"
Lluciana> No glove for nurg
KalMirage> lmao!
Turmoyle> lol HED!
Rann> lmfao!
SirRellik> NEXT!!!!!
Lluciana> Who's Kanien anywy?
Azmodion> Kanien your new KGFS surname is "Fuck me in the windpipe!"
Malhavok> NEXT!
Hedron> WWWHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!
Malhavok> MORE EVIL!!!!
Rann> SPEWIT!!!!!!!!!!!!
SirRellik> Sum guy Ive seen die twice in the last two days in UO
Azimer> who sponsored Kanien??
SirRellik> reminds me of Merc
Hedron> LOGOS! APPROACH THE BONE!!!!
Rann> lmao
Nurgling> LOL rel!
Malhavok> EVILLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
SoulKisse> LOL! Rel
* Logos_KWB approaches bone
*** Kanien was kicked by Rann (..And stay the fuck out.... )
Lluciana> Heh. 'spose dyin to Rel's a good intro
Azimer> MERC GONNA HAVE COMPETITION...MOST DEATHS DUE TO STUPIDITY!!
Malhavok> LOL Rann
Rann> rolf
Turmoyle> rofl
Azmodion> I think Sang has that market cornered Az ;pp
Turmoyle> Azmier, you're more in touch with this game than i thought
KalMirage> lol were
Malhavok> Heddie...don't talk about Kisser like that, dude. :/
Azimer> heddy..you mom was unavailable ;>
SoulKisse> Mal..fucking bite me! ;pppp
Weredrach> make it worse it was luther ;p
Rann> lmao kal ;p
SoulKisse> ::laughing:: You worship me and you know it!
KalMirage> were, is that yer goodie?
Hedron> <laugh> Hey, Mal, don't push it. Or I'll get a big prison inmate with a baseball bat to make you into a toothless whore ;>
Weredrach> ya he new
Hedron> You too azi
Hedron> <smirk>
Rann> rofl
SoulKisse> Don't bother heddy...he'll volunteer. ;>
Rann> o.0
Weredrach> old one was all fucked up
Rann> timing out ion the house vin
Rann> dont kill me
* Malhavok contemplates the massiveness of his penis, whilst he makes a bologna sandwich.
SoulKisse> Is that what the silly high pitched giggle is for?
Azimer> Mal...the only man that envies the size of a vienna Sausage..
* Rann Accepts the worship from Azimer, Eggbert, Hedron, KalMirage, Malhavok, Nurgling, SirRellik, SoulKisse, Tazer, Tyo, Vini, Weredrach, Kaaos, Kanien
Malhavok> :::Boot:::
Rann> rofl
Kanien> ROFL
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Azimer> and can accept an entire salami in his ass ;>
Vini> Kan?
Vini> was that the spot?
Kanien> yeap?
Malhavok> Anybody run into that "Pharismo" faggot yet?
Azimer> rofl vini!
SoulKisse> LOL!
Kanien> I think so man...but remember when you guys started killing his ass I was dead.
Azmodion> bios ;>
Malhavok> Azmobio ;)
SoulKisse> Azmodion ;>
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Kanien> I couldn't see shit.
Malhavok> Holy shit!!
Malhavok> Llucibio!
kmicick> Oh forgot my name shit
Hedron> LLucia ;>
kmicick> brb
SirRellik> Luci!
SoulKisse> Lluci! ;>
Azimer> {Kan..was that the spot} official translation....you ass is so loose I couldnt tell if I was in or not
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Azmodion> lol
Rann> lol
Rann> LMAO!@
Malhavok> Az, I'd hate to call china and have them take yer passport
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Malhavok> I am tight wit da gooks
Kanien> Hahahaha....tis a game not jail ;p
Turmoyle> I vote no on everyone
Kaaos> [Turmoyle] KAAOS God of Entropy
SoulKisse> Turmoyle ;>
Turmoyle> SK ;p
Hedron> LOL!
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Lluciana> Ok
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Turmoyle> LLUCY!
Azmodion> Turm ;pp
Kanien> afk
Hedron> Mal is tight wit da gooks=Mal lets them fuck his little puckered asshole
Hedron> "You likee tightee?"
Rann> Turms ;>
Hedron> "Ah, sooooo"
* Turmoyle bitchslaps SirRellik and calls him gay in front of his family
Turmoyle> WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Malhavok> Lmao
*** Hedron sets mode: +ooo Azmodion Lluciana Turmoyle
*** Hedron sets mode: +o Tr|Qstr
*** Azmodion is now known as PharismoD
Turmoyle> Azbio, Rann ;p
PharismoD> you guys suck!
SoulKisse> ::grin:: heddy that's not just for gooks
Turmoyle> rofl!
PharismoD> can I join?
Rann> lmao!
Lluciana> OK, so who are the play toys?
PharismoD> You guys are faggots
Malhavok> Phari!!
*** PharismoD was kicked by Rann (..And stay the fuck out.... )
Turmoyle> GL is full of amateurs
SirRellik> LOL
Turmoyle> ;p
Malhavok> Awwwwwwwwwwww
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*** PharismoD (~azmodion@ip42.san-ramon4.ca.pub-ip.psi.net) has joined #kaaos
Rann> no shit
PharismoD> you guys still suck!
Malhavok> Shoulda let him stay...he'da been good entertainment ;>
PharismoD> I'll kill you all!
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Rann> heh
Malhavok> There's Faerie!
Rann> hes back ;>
Rann> rofl
* Rann pulls PharismoD up by his ears in order to cease the lewinski.
Kaaos> [Tyo] KAAOS AGM - God of Neuro-mancy.
Hedron> <laughing>
PharismoD> KAAOS is gay!
*** Rann sets mode: +o Tyo
Malhavok> That's some damn fine worship ;>
Hedron> Pharie-homo?
Hedron> Wishfull thinking?
KalMirage> lol
SoulKisse> LOL!
PharismoD> You worship me I do not worship you
Rann> rofl
PharismoD> you are all stupid
Malhavok> Phari...pronounced Faerie
Lluciana> Phari is in denial
Rann> weeeeeee
PharismoD> I can PK all of GL
Tr|Qstr> did I c a problem with da bots before I left?
PharismoD> GL is full of pussies like you!
KalMirage> lol, holy shit, is that Llucy?
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Rann> KAAOS is a bitch triq
PharismoD> Kal Mirage is gay!
Rann> EP ;>
SirRellik> Ego dude!
Ego> Wheeeeeeeeeeeee Bring on the bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lluciana> Yah, I'm sleepy too
SoulKisse> Ego ;>
SirRellik> Wheres my CD>
* Malhavok smacks Phari with his Flameblade, then winces in despair as Phari asks for another.
Tr|Qstr> ok I fix her
Azimer> START THE FUCKING EVIL!!!!!!!
Rann> LOL Mal!
SoulKisse> ROFLMAO! Mal.
* Tr|Qstr slaps kaaos across da face...
Rann> EVIL!
PharismoD> KAAOS shoves bug fat cucumbers up their asses
Rann> {S EVIL
KalMirage> Llucy! Ego!
* Rann shoves his rod of lordly might down PharismoD 's throat and blows his head off with his godload.
PharismoD> especially that faggot Hedron
PharismoD> he's gay
Ego> Rels I had the The game send it to ya, if you didnt get it I'll call em later tonight
*** Tr|Qstr sets mode: +b *!~azmodion@ip42.san-ramon4.ca.pub-ip.psi.net
* Nurgling bitch slaps Phary knocking him out cold. Pulling down his pants, Nurgling squats over Phary's mouth and shits in it.
*** PharismoD was kicked by Tr|Qstr (cuase u a wiener )
KalMirage> lmao
SirRellik> Yea havnt got it yet
Rann> LMAO!
*** KalMirage sets mode: -b *!~azmodion@ip42.san-ramon4.ca.pub-ip.psi.net
Nurgling> Suck it down bitch!
Ego> I'll make a call :)
Rann> Triq that was azmo ;>
SirRellik> Kewl
Malhavok> ROFL! Heddy! He knows you!
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Tr|Qstr> ops...
Tr|Qstr> hehehhe
*** PharismoD is now known as Azmodion
Hedron> <looking up>
Azmodion> LOL ;pp
Rann> LOL!
Azmodion> suck my balls ;pp
Hedron> <bitch slapping Pharie-homo>
* Turmoyle bitchslaps Hedron and calls him gay in front of his family
Malhavok> ROFLMAO
SirRellik> KANIEN YA BACK YET WUSS?
Ego> Wheres my Babe Lucy?
Azmodion> LOL
*** Tr|Qstr sets mode: +o Eggbert
Lluciana> Eeeeggoooooo
* Rann pulls Kanien up by his ears in order to cease the lewinski.
*** Eggbert sets mode: +o Kaaos
Azmodion> where's da fucking evil?
Rann> hes busy
*** Tyo sets mode: +o Azmodion
Azmodion> Egobio....
*** Malhavok is now known as PharismoD
Azmodion> what up? ;>
Ego> Lucy baby!!!!!!!!!
*** SirRellik sets mode: +o Ego
Kanien> Back...
Ego> I miss ya doll
PharismoD> Oh you KAAOS studs, fuck my loose ass!!!!!!
Tr|Qstr> kaaos isn't deoping anyone now?
Ego> Azmobio!
Azmodion> LOL
Rann> guess not
*** Hedron is now known as Spyrmie
PharismoD> I want to feel all yer Godly cocks in my gay ass!!!!!
Azmodion> Hey, it's that Pharismo homo again
Lluciana> How's the cult treatin ya, Ego?
*** Rann is now known as Thrym
Ego> Rofl
Turmoyle> If Ego 's mom were a lesbian she'd be eating Ego 's pussy and fingering her ass
Spyrmie> YOU MUST ALL BOW BEFORE ME
Thrym> You merc wannabes
Azmodion> LOL
Thrym> o.0
*** Thrym is now known as Rann
KalMirage> lmao
* Spyrmie HACKS EVERYONE APART. I MEAN THAT SEVERAL WAYS
*** KalMirage is now known as Jachyra
PharismoD> Hedron, I admire your long manhood the most. May I swab it with my tongue?
Jachyra> I can hack better than all of you!!!!
Kanien> AS I APPROACHED THE UNNAMED FEMALE FROM BEHIND I GENTLY WHISPERED INTO HER EAR AND REMOVED THE REMAINING GARMENTS FROM HER BODY.
Lluciana> Manhood?
Azmodion> Spyrm, get that plunger out of yer ass
Ego> Turmoyle just cause you didnt wipe your Vagina this morning dont mean ya got to have an attitude
* Turmoyle pierces Kanien 's nipples with fishing line and hangs him like a painting
Azmodion> Kan, shut up, nobody told you to approach the bone!
*** Rann is now known as Materva
Jachyra> I can hack better than an ark on a slow night!
Turmoyle> Turmoyle slams a 60 lb unix manual on Ego 's head. That gotta hurt... but then again... where there's no sense... there's no feeling!
Materva> Would someone tell me if im a guy or a girl???
Turmoyle> ROFL JACH!
Turmoyle> wheeee
Azmodion> LMFAO
SirRellik> KANIEN DID YOU BRING US SUM EVIL??????
PharismoD> Hi, I'm Phari! I worship you guys so much I ruined my Tuesday night to doso!
*** Spyrmie is now known as Hedron
*** Jachyra is now known as MortaniuS
Ego> FUCKING HELL HOLE BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ego> Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Materva> Oh Phari, I know you love me
Lluciana> When's Azimer comin home?
MortaniuS> Please dont beat me AGAIN!!!!
PharismoD> Rellikk, will you fuck my loose ass?? PLLLLLEASSSE??
Materva> Come be a merc wuss!
MortaniuS> PLEAAAAAAASSEEEEE!
Azmodion> LMFAO!
Kanien> Yea...was about to fucking start but you fucks keep flameing.
*** MortaniuS is now known as LrdKanien
Ego> Rell get conrol of the KFGS wannabes man!
*** PharismoD is now known as Malhavok
Malhavok> Ok, Ok, that was painful....
LrdKanien> I killed Neurosis and then lost my account!@
Materva> LOL
LrdKanien> ;p
SoulKisse> LOL!
Azmodion> LOL
Ego> and Mal your sphincter fucker, Install the god damn game
Materva> rofl
Nurgling> PharismoD, you may now bow down and start the Lewenski session.
Kanien> rofl
*** LrdKanien is now known as KalMirage
Azmodion> LrdKan, how many images did you have?
Ego> Rofl
* Materva pulls Kanien up by his ears in order to cease the lewinski.
*** Materva is now known as Rann
Turmoyle> If Kanien 's mom were a lesbian she'd be eating Kanien 's pussy and fingering her ass
KalMirage> lmao, neurosis sucked anyways... except for like 3 spots on the whole game ;p
Azmodion> fucking wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
SirRellik> EVIL KANIEN! LETS HEAR IT WUSS
SirRellik> SAY IT!!!!
SirRellik> EVILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
Ego> I wouldnt play that Homo's game
Turmoyle> I vote no
Rann> SPEW THAT SHIT BITCH!
Hedron> FUCKING EEEEEEVVVVVVVIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!
Hedron> FUCKING EVIL!
* Rann agrees with turmoyle
Hedron> GORE!
Hedron> DEATH!!!!
Hedron> DESTRUCTIONG!
KalMirage> FLOWERS!
Lluciana> If I gata drink coffee in the Hell Hole to stay awake, you're not doing good, Kanian
KalMirage> errr
Malhavok> EVILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
Turmoyle> I vote no on Kanien and request that he takes Ego with him
Malhavok> ACK!:p
SirRellik> SLEDGEHAMMER UPSIDE THE HEAD EVIL!!!!!!
Rann> GIGGLES!
Rann> er ;/
Nurgling> LOL!
Hedron> DISGUSTING SLABS OF SHORN OFF FLESH, TORN FROM THE BONES, AND PISSED ON BY HORSES!!!!
Nurgling> LMAO REL!!
* Rann shoves his rod of lordly might down Kanien 's throat and blows his head off with his godload.
Nurgling> Dont forget the axe!
SirRellik> BLOOD FLOWING FROM AXE SLICES IN THE NECK EVIL!!!!
SirRellik> SAY IT!!!!
Malhavok> ESOPHOGUS SLICING!!!!!!!!!!!
Hedron> FUCKING POUR THE EVIL ON LIKE HOT OIL ON PEASANTS IN THE MOTE!!!!!
Azmodion> I thought we were gonna have 3 wanna be's?
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SirRellik> Theres teh second Az
Rann> SPEW IT YOU FUCKIN WANNABE!
Hedron> THERE'S THE OTHER
Rann> LOGOS!
Kanien> AS SHE PLACED HERSELF ONTO THE BED, I SPREAD HER LEGS WIDE AND BEGAN TO FINGERBANG HER SNATCH
Azmodion> heh ;pp
Nurgling> If there is nothing about CORN in your evil saying, you dont get in!
Ego> DISECT TURMOYLE'S PUSSY IN YOUR STORY OR YOUR BOOOOOOOOOTED
* Rann pulls Logos_KWB up by his ears in order to cease the lewinski.
Hedron> WWHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SoulKisse> Hell...I don't think we even have one!
Turmoyle> STAPLE A RAZOR TO THE END OF YOUR PENIS DEEP THROATING MONICA LEWINSKY EVIL GODDAMNIT!!!!!
Hedron> FINGERBANG HER SNATCH?
Malhavok> Where's the goddamn evil?! ;/
Rann> LMAO!
Kanien> 1 FINGER AT FIRST, THEN 2..3..4..AND THEN SLAMMING MY WHOLE HAND INTO HER GLISTENING CUNT..
Azmodion> What the fuck is evil about fingerbangin?
Ego> Fingerbang, what the fuck is this shit
Malhavok> WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Nurgling> LOL!
Lluciana> That's not evil, unless she removes a razor blade from her snatch and slices your tongue off
Hedron> HEDRON'S OFFICIAL TRANSLATION: I COULDN'T GET A STIFFY, SO I HAD TO USE MY FINGER
Azmodion> unless the finger is a 9" dagger
Malhavok> Fingerpainting??
Ego> Fist fucking aint shit bitch
Rann> ythis aint the aol teen channel bitch!
Ego> Boooooooooooooooooooot
Malhavok> He is fingerpainting??
Azmodion> "I finger painted her pussy with my water colors"
Kanien> SHE BEGAN TO MOAN...IN..OUT..IN..OUT...SHE BEGAN TO REACH HER ORGASM...
Rann> LOL
Malhavok> ROFL Azmo!
Rann> squirt
Hedron> HEDRON'S OFFICIAL TRANSLATION: SHE'S EASY TO PLEASE
Turmoyle> ORGASM??? HOw dare you let that cunt enjoy herself
Ego> FUCK< YOU DUMB MUTHERFUCKER KANIEN!!!!!!!!!!!
Kanien> I RAMMED MY HAND FORCING OPEN AND PIERCING THE LINING OF HER CUNT ENTERING INTO HER INTERNAL INTESTINES AND STOMACH CAVITY..
Malhavok> TRANSLATION: It was Snowie.
Vini> nurg?
Rann> lmfao!
Vini> was that the genral area?
Lluciana> snarl
<Kanien> SHE SCREAMED IN ECSTACY A DEATH CRY...SO I REACH UP WITH A RIPPED HAND FULL OF HER STOMACH INTESTINES AND BASHED MY FIST INTO HER NECK COLLAPSING HER JUGULAR, SPAYING BLOOD IN MY FACE.
Rann> nice one ;>
Lluciana> shoot?
Hedron> Nice basic evil.
Rann> EVILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Malhavok> Whoooooo! That's what I like...non-interrupted evil.
Nurgling> Damit I missed it
Hedron> Laying good ground work.
SoulKisse> LOL!
Turmoyle> she's a juggler? as in balls and hoops?
* Rann snickers
Malhavok> LOL!
SoulKisse> Nothing to miss.
Kanien> SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH!!!
Azmodion> She juggled my nuts last night
* Rann still votes no
Lluciana> Like it took more than one hand, Azmodion
Nurgling> LOL SK you gona take that shit?
Kanien> I THEN PLACED MY COCK IN THIS PERFECT FROTHING BLOODY SNATCH...
Nurgling> Hehe
* Malhavok crothets as this evil saying soothes him.
Azmodion> "I want to sit naked on a golf course with my balls in the hole as she sucks me off"
Turmoyle> I vote no again and make a second motion to remove Ego and Rann from KAAOS
Malhavok> LMFAO
Lluciana> rofl
Rann> lmfao
Weredrach> lol
Kanien> RAM...RAM...RAM...SHE BEGAN TO GURGLE AND PLEA FOR THE MERCY WHICH WOULD NEVER COME.
Nurgling> This kinda reminds me of Empire Strikes Back, where Han stuffs Luke in that tonton snatch!
SoulKisse> Kanien...isn't talking to me like right?
* Rann unsheathes his dagger and *stab stab* Turmoyle drops to the floor trying to hold his guts in his stomach.
KalMirage> I vote we boot turm for making amotion
Malhavok> Kanien fuckin dead pussy, cuz he can't get any live?
Ego> Turm, shut the fuck up your still KFGS
Hedron> I make a motion to organize a quest to get Turm's balls back from that giant rat that smoked him.
Turmoyle> I second Kal's motion
Rann> LMAO!
Turmoyle> rofl Hed! It was a harpy ;p
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Kanien> BLOOD IN HER BROKEN WINDPIPE WAS SEEPING INTO HER MOUTH AND DOWN HER CHIN...I BENT OVER TO GET A TASTE OF TRUE PURIFICATION,
Malhavok> LMFAO Hed
Malhavok> Hmmmm...I can dig that
Rann> WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*** Tyo sets mode: +o Azimer
* Hedron observes some fairly plain but solid evil coming from Kanien.
Ego> ROFL< please tell me Turm has learned to Pvp at least in UO
KalMirage> I BENT OVER TO GET A TASTE OF TRUE PURIFICATION, - That sounds like some stupid ass shit Hedron would say ;>
Turmoyle> raise you're hand if the harpy icon hasn't given you a chubby at least once
Azmodion> "Fuck her in the windpipe!"
Lluciana> Yah
Malhavok> But uh...aren't ya tasting my jizm then?
Kanien> LICKING HER BLOOD STAINED LIPS AND TONGUEING HER MOUTH.
Rann> LMAO TURM!
Nurgling> LOL Azmo!
Malhavok> ROFL
Kanien> RAM...RAM...RAM...I KEPT RAMMING MY COCK IN AND OUT OF THIS SEETHING FROTHING HOLE.
Hedron> -BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF KAL- HERE'S SOMETHING ELSE I WOULD SAY -FUCKING KAL'S MOM ON TOP OF HIM, PUNCHING THROUGH HER BODY WITH MY DICK AT ORGASM, AND SPEWING COME ALL OVER KAL- UUUUNNNHHHHHH!!!!!
* Logos_KWB hopes that saying a lot of stoopis assed Heddy shit doesn't hurt me chances....
Ego> ASS SUCKING FAGGOT
Azmodion> would that be gay mal, if he's tasting yer jizm?
Nurgling> Dont forget to blow your wad in Mal's..er her face!
Hedron> NOW THAT'S SOMETHING I WOULD SAY.
KalMirage> lmao!
Malhavok> Nurg...
Kanien> AHH....SHE SCREAMED...AS SHE AGAIN FELT THE DIEING RAGE OF DEATH AND ECSTACY UPON HER SOUL!!!
Rann> lmao
Nurgling> She's still alive after all that? DAM THATS SOME WOMAN!
Azmodion> Fuck her in the goat ass!
Nurgling> Blow up doll?
Rann> lOL
Kanien> TAKING MY COCK OUT OF HER SNATCH..I PLACED IT IN HER DIEING MOUTH...
Lluciana> body pillow
SoulKisse> It was Mal's blow up doll! ;>
Malhavok> Translation: I fucked a dead chick, and licked her. Golly ain't I evil.
Azmodion> gurgle bitch gurgle!
Turmoyle> rofl mal!
Rann> LOL Mal
Nurgling> Holy shit, the man has a detacable penis!
Ego> Sounds like one of Kal's cyber sessions
* Hedron NOTICES THE DYING WOMAN KANIEN HAS BEEN FUCKING REACH UP AND YANK OFF HER WIG... TO REVEAL... KAL MIRAGE. FULLFILED AT LAST.
KalMirage> Shove yer dick in her ear and blow her brains out the other ear or somethin ;p
Turmoyle> perfect use of the word "golly"
Nurgling> er..detachable!
Rann> LMFAO!
Lluciana> Strap on god!
Malhavok> ::bows::
Kanien> WITH AGONY AND THE LOOK OF MERCY IN HER EYES..I SLAMMED MY THROBBING DICK DOWN HER COLLAPSED WIND PIPE.
* Logos_KWB rearanging spewage cause IRC is fucked up
Malhavok> More windpipe fucking...
* Rann wonders how big a collapsed wind pipe is
Turmoyle> He better have fish bait on the end of his penis and pull out with something that explains the stench once and for all
Kaaos> [b0x] -=Linux 2.0.33, aka Da b0x=-
Ego> I fucked my 1st wind pipe when I was 2
Hedron> Turm! LOL!
Azmodion> LOL
Rann> lmao
Turmoyle> your own doesn't count, Ego
Hedron> Yah, but ego, that was YOUR windpipe.
Malhavok> LMAO
SirRellik> LOL
Turmoyle> ;p
SoulKisse> LOL!
Nurgling> SOME BITCH OUTSIDE!
Rann> some goody outside yer house vin ;>
Lluciana> *rubs her eyes* Eggbert?
Nurgling> IF YOUR STILL IN THE HOUSE
Kanien> BLOWING MY GODLOAD DEEP INTO HER LUNGS. SHE GASPED FOR AIR, BUT NONE WOULD COME. AS THE CUM AND BLOOD SEEPED OUT HER MOUTH...SHE BREATHED HER LAST BREATH.
Azmodion> Yea, yer own wndpipe doesn't count Ego
Turmoyle> way to be on top of things Azmo ;>
Malhavok> Damn, that'd make a good snuff flick
Turmoyle> lol
Rann> Invite her in VIn ;l>
Azmodion> LOL Turm...
Rann> ;>
* Hedron likes the drowning by blowing cum directly into lungs.
Azmodion> I was too busy blowing my load in yer mouth ;pp
SirRellik> LOl let her in
Rann> she wont be able to leave ;>
Vini> lmao blow me rann
* Logos_KWB inhales deeply
Malhavok> Me too Hed ;>
Rann> let her in
Rann> shell die
Azimer> Mal...isnt that the script you starred in a couple months ago...course you were the woman that got windpipe fucked ;>
Logos_KWB> FUCKIN' EVIL!!!! The smells (death and decay), the sounds (the incessent dripping of blood from the cavernous celings, and moans of tortured souls), the FEEL... EVIL!!!!
Hedron> LOL!
Ego> Ya can dress Mal up but cant take him anywhere
Azmodion> Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Azimer> "seething frothy hole" gets a point
Malhavok> Nope...I was in 'Boogie Nights'
Azmodion> LOL
SoulKisse> Ego...no takes Mal anywhere! ::laughing::
*** Rann is now known as Kabukiman
Turmoyle> wearing rollerskates, mal?
Kabukiman> EVILLLLLLLLLL
SirRellik> Ya done wuss?
Malhavok> LOL turm! ;p
KalMirage> Mal was the guy who told dirk diggler to masterbate for him ;p
Hedron> rellik, you gonna call a vote on Kanien?
Logos_KWB> /action Turns quickly to Scowl at Hedron
* Logos_KWB Turns quickly to Scowl at Hedron
Weredrach> and i thought it was burt
Logos_KWB> Who the FUCK sent me the wrong directions to the Hell Hole, I ended up at a fuckin' nuns convention! Prolly yer idea of a joke eh Hed???
*** Kabukiman is now known as Rann
SirRellik> ******************VOTE************************
* Rann votes no
SirRellik> ***********************VOTE**********************
SoulKisse> ROFLMAO!
* Hedron turns quickly to slap Kanien's severed still dripping dick into logo's mouth.
Logos_KWB> I popped in spewing evil, not even opening my eyes, hoping to make a grand entrance...
*** Nurgling is now known as SK
SoulKisse> I vote fuck no.
*** SK is now known as SKzGOD
Ego> Shut the fuck up Logos and wait your turn
Azimer> fucking nuns...they are good and tight ifyou can find them
SoulKisse> ROFL! Nurg!
Rann> rofl
Tyo> I've seen more evil in Family Circle
Tyo> No
Weredrach> ya but can he kill?
SirRellik> ************************vote********************** ****
Turmoyle> lmao Tyo! you made a funny
* Rann laughs
Weredrach> i abstain ;p
KalMirage> I vote Logos and Kanien DM!@
* Rann votes no again cause he cheats
Ego> Yes if he blows me
Turmoyle> BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
Azmodion> You are not were!
KalMirage> errr, we dont have a DM chamber anymore ;p nm
Azimer> Since Sangdraxx isnt here to bitch...I vote no unless he can bake a pie!!!
* Hedron votes KGFS! ONLY HE HAS TO MAKE A MULE CHARACTER, RECALL, TO SOB VILLE, AND LEAVE HIM STANDING THERE ALL NIGHT MACROING A YELL "SOB SUCKS THE CUM FROM THE DEAD WINDPIPES OF MY VICTIMS"
Malhavok> I vote Kanien has to dress up in a dress like Neuro and kiss Sylphee on the windpipe.
Lluciana> He had more evil than Ego. I vote yes
Weredrach> lmao luc
Rann> LMFAO!
Malhavok> LOL
SirRellik> lol
Ego> Im putting the KAAOS DM chamber in LoE
Turmoyle> rofl
Ego> so come on over
SKzGOD> Unless you can top the Franklen slaughter house, ya better start packing!
Malhavok> Make Kanien fuck Neuro in the windpipe.
Azmodion> LOL Mal
Turmoyle> I vote yes if he goes and plays LoE with Ego
KalMirage> Write "Lord Negro" on the wall of the DM chamber Ego ;p
*** SKzGOD is now known as Nurgling
Ego> Lucy you know I got the Evil you want baby
Malhavok> LOL TUrm!
Rann> LOL kal
Azimer> oh ego...you are so kool...gee golly gosh darn..it must be great to be like you
Azmodion> LOL Turm!
Azimer> YOU ARE A FUCKING GOODIE FAGGOT!!!!
Azimer> NOT GET TO A REAL GAME
Ego> Thanks AZ :)
KalMirage> Who let Azimer out ofthe rice paddy?!
Hedron> I vote that we pass a new resolution, and anyone we boot from KAAOS must be banished to LOE to plant flower and not pvp ever
Nurgling> NOW you mean ?
Rann> lmfao
SoulKisse> LOL! Kal ;>
Lluciana> rofl, Kal
Nurgling> LOL
Azimer> I am in the rice paddy ya fucks
Hedron> Kal! LMAO!
SirRellik> *************vote*******************
Azmodion> I'll vote yes on his smiley ass if he sends me 20 bucks
Rann> rofl
Malhavok> Laptops in the rice paddies. Ain't technology wonderful?
Azimer> rofl azmo
* Hedron VOTES YES GOD DAMNIT!
KalMirage> Azmo! lmao!
Ego> When Kharduum opens over there, you bitches will be begging me for accounts
Azmodion> Yes, for 20 bucks in da mail by Friday
* Rann votes no
* Malhavok votes YES, if he fucks Neuro in the windpipe.
Ego> Kanien can you get software?
Rann> cyas triq
SirRellik> ::::Quickly counts the votes:::::::::::
Lluciana> snicker
Rann> i got the fuckin cd
Rann> of loe
Rann> who wants it?
SirRellik> :::::::;ignore them::::::::::::;
Azmodion> LOL, Ego is recruiting ya to join him in faggot goodie land ;pp
Hedron> KGFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Azmodion> LOL Rell!
Turmoyle> fucking windpipes was out of vogue years ago when Ego was still doing it to ColdChill
SirRellik> OK wuss......KGFS!
Hedron> WWWWHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Azmodion> That's why I voted yes...
SoulKisse> LOL! Rel ;>
Azimer> I vote yes if he can find the edge of Mals infinite sphincter
Hedron> KAAOS GAY FUCKING SQUIRE!
Malhavok> LMFAO Rell
Azmodion> because I always lose with the BOOOT votes ;pp
Azmodion> this time I get ta be on da wining team! ;pp
Malhavok> KAAOS GAY FUCKING SQUIRE! WHOOOOO
Ego> Kharduum is the Pvp version Azmo you sphletic afterbirth of a mongolian gangbang
Hedron> KANIEN, YOUR NEW KGFS SURNAME WILL BE - "WHITE BREAD EVIL."
Rann> ROFL!
KalMirage> I spheltic even a word? ;p
Azmodion> Ego, go fuck yer windpipe again ;pp
KalMirage> err is
SoulKisse> ROFLMAO!
Lluciana> Punk imitation
*** Rann is now known as NAMBLAGOD
Weredrach> bet that was a fun conception
Ego> It is now Kal
NAMBLAGOD> come to me Kainen
Turmoyle> quick question....have we now reached our limit on hacking Satans or are we still taking applications?
* Nurgling votes yes, if he lets Lucy ass fuck him with her +3 glove o'fish hooks!
Azmodion> LMFAO!
Malhavok> 'WINDPIPES MAKE MY HOLE FROTHY'
Hedron> TURM! LMAO!
Malhavok> LOL Trum!
Hedron> MAL! AHAHAH!
*** NAMBLAGOD is now known as Rann
SirRellik> LOL Turm!
* Turmoyle bitchslaps Kanien and calls him gay in front of his family
Hedron> KANIEN YOUR NEW KGFS SURNAME WILL NOW BE "DID SOMEBODY SAY WINDPIPE? BOING!"
Lluciana> No glove for nurg
KalMirage> lmao!
Turmoyle> lol HED!
Rann> lmfao!
SirRellik> NEXT!!!!!
Lluciana> Who's Kanien anywy?
Azmodion> Kanien your new KGFS surname is "Fuck me in the windpipe!"
Malhavok> NEXT!
Hedron> WWWHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!
Malhavok> MORE EVIL!!!!
Rann> SPEWIT!!!!!!!!!!!!
SirRellik> Sum guy Ive seen die twice in the last two days in UO
Azimer> who sponsored Kanien??
SirRellik> reminds me of Merc
Hedron> LOGOS! APPROACH THE BONE!!!!
Rann> lmao
Nurgling> LOL rel!
Malhavok> EVILLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
SoulKisse> LOL! Rel
* Logos_KWB approaches bone
*** Kanien was kicked by Rann (..And stay the fuck out.... )
Lluciana> Heh. 'spose dyin to Rel's a good intro
Azimer> MERC GONNA HAVE COMPETITION...MOST DEATHS DUE TO STUPIDITY!!
Malhavok> LOL Rann
Rann> rolf
Turmoyle> rofl
Azmodion> I think Sang has that market cornered Az ;pp
Turmoyle> Azmier, you're more in touch with this game than i thought